Well, dear readers, this takes the cake, really it does. Of course, why is “this” taking the cake when “that” might want to take the cake? Maybe even I want to take the cake. “This” is always taking the fershluganah cake and I, for one, have had enough. Well, I haven’t really had enough, I haven’t had any of the cake because “this” has the cake and heaven only knows what “this” is doing with it. What the hell am I talking about? Oh, yes, this really takes the cake. Yesterday, I was talking about the pounds that wouldn’t go away. And do you know who came and posted about it? Richard Simmons, that’s who. Just check yesterday’s notes by using our handy-dandy Unseemly Archive Button and you will see it. At first, I thought it was a merry prank by one of our merry dear readers, but when I clicked on Mr. Simmons’ name I was taken to his handy-dandy Richard Simmons website. I suppose it still could be a merry prank but I choose to believe that Mr. Simmons came here and offered his advice because, frankly, I do not believe in merries, pranks or otherwise. Faeries I believe in, because I’ve seen them with my own eyes, and also with the eyes of my neighbor, who lent me his eyes one day just so I could find out if I could see the Faeries with someone else’s eyes. I hope Richard Simmons will come back often and perhaps he will lead us in written exercise once a day. In other words, he can post an exercise and we can all do it, whilst wearing our short shorts and oiling our bodies so that we look like we are sweating. Soon we will all be buff and toned with abs and buns of steel, and we will parade around our various neighborhoods wearing our cut-off jeans and tight t-s. Oh, we will look splendid and be the envy of all and all thanks to Richard Simmons coming here and posting.
I got a very exciting thing yesterday – while I was delivering some stuff to Image Entertainment, I managed to get an advance copy of Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: In Concert. I watched Act One last night and shall give you all my thoughts, but only if you give them back once you’ve digested them. But before we chew on my thoughts (one must chew on one’s thoughts if one wishes to digest one’s thoughts), perhaps we should all click on the Unseemly Button below, because Mr. Mark Bakalor has sent me fair warning that he has of late been in a bitch-slapping frenzy.
Do you think the Richard Simmons post was a merry prank? I do hope it wasn’t a merry prank, and it did come from an isp that has never been to the site, as least as far as I can tell. Where was I? Oh, yes, the Sweeney concert DVD.
First of all, I will say here and now and also now and here that I love Sweeney Todd. I saw it on Broadway soon after it opened and it was a magnificent experience. I then saw it in Los Angeles when it toured. It was less magnificent here, because I felt that George Hearn, good as he was, was a let-down after Len Cariou, who was simply and mind-bogglingly brilliant in the role. I also felt that the production was scaled down to an annoying extent, and I also felt that Angela Lansbury had by that time become too mannered and shticky in the role. I own the laserdisc of that production, which I rarely watch for the reasons stated above. I do listen to the OCR often. And I will say that I didn’t much care for the New York Philharmonic CD concert version (basically the same players as here), I found it harsh and shrill and I couldn’t even get all the way through it, frankly. So, I came to this DVD with much trepidation. But, so far it’s fairly enjoyable with some really excellent players. The sound is pretty astonishing – full bodied with a lot of workout for the rear channels. In fact, it will probably blow you away. The detail in the orchestra is fantastic, and Rob Fisher conducts beautifully. I don’t know if this score has ever sounded this good orchestrally. George Hearn is really good here, much better, in fact, than in the tour or on that other video. He’s really nailed it and made it his own. And he’s in great voice, too. I’ve read various reports on Patti Lupone’s Mrs. Lovett, some good, some not so good. I actually thought she was going to be great because The Worst Pies in London was so energetic and fun. But, as others have pointed out, her accent is all over the map and truly from hunger, and it just finally becomes too annoying. She sings the hell out of the score and she’s very funny, but so far she has none of Miss Lansbury’s ability to mine pathos from the role as well. Maybe that will be there in Act Two. The Johanna sings beautifully and Timothy Nolan, while not erasing the memory of the truly creepy performance of Edmund Lyndeck, is a superb Judge Turpin. Davis Gaines sings passionately as Anthony the Sailor and Vicki Clark is fun (haven’t seen Act Two yet) as the Beggar Woman. Neil Patrick Harris, while not the second-coming that I’ve been led to believe he was, was fine, if a little too self-aware, given the character he’s playing. The rest of the cast all sing excellently. Lonny Price’s direction is fine for a concert, but like all these things recently, it falls squarely between two worlds. They make some attempt at costuming, have a handful of props (while miming other props – which I find very annoying – one or the other, please), but the pace of it is really swift and that’s all to the good. I’ll have a followup report tomorrow on Act Two.
What am I, Ken Mandelbaum all of a sudden? Isn’t this supposed to be our Unseemly Trivia Contest day? I do believe it is, but perhaps I’ll play a merry prank on all of you and not do one. No, I wouldn’t do that because it would be unseemly and you would all pelt me with fruits and vegetables and maybe even a toasted muffin. In any case, here is this week’s handy-dandy trivia question, which I am making easier than the past few weeks so that we can have a fershluganah Highest Winner.
Here is the question:
Last week, we had a female performer who’d had a rock and roll hit. Name the male performer who was in two classic musicals, played professional baseball and had a rock and roll hit, and name the two classic musicals, the baseball team and the rock and roll hit. Good luck to one and all and also all and one. The winner, of course, will receive a sparkling prize.
Well, I must simply run, because today is cleaning lady day and she is glowering at me and about to come over here with a cleaning implement and do harmful things to my person. Don’t forget that we have a splendid radio show up, with the legendary Billy Barnes – if you haven’t heard it yet, do tune in; it’s really terrific and it’s two hours long and filled with great anecdotes from Billy, and tons of his fun songs. That show will be up for one more week, until Donald returns from his sojourn to New York, New York. Today’s topic of discussion: What was the first professional musical you saw and how did it affect you? I’ll start: Although I’d seen a production of Rosalie at the St. Louis Muny, I’m not going to count it, because it wasn’t really what I consider to be a real musical in the sense of musicals as I know and love them. So, the first professional musical I saw was the National Tour of The Unsinkable Molly Brown, here in Los Angeles at the Biltmore Theater. I can no longer remember why I even went, or what got me interested, but I do remember going downtown a week in advance of seeing it to buy the tickets (last row in the orchestra). My friend and I went (it was very expensive – like $2.80 or something) and took our seats a half-hour in advance. I pored over every page of the program – I really knew nothing whatsoever about the show, and hadn’t heard the cast album at that point. Finally, the house lights dimmed and the orchestra began the overture and I was hooked on musicals for life (I really miss overtures). Then Miss Tammy Grimes came on stage and I was totally captivated by both her and the show from then until the curtain came down at the end. A rather beefy Harve Presnell was great as Leadville Johnny Brown, and I loved the dancing, the choreography of Peter Gennaro. I left the theater humming I Ain’t Down Yet. I so wanted to go back and see it many more times, but who could afford the $2.80? It was a life-changer that show was. I do know it’s not a great musical (although I am very fond of the score), but it was my first and holds great importance for being the first. I bought the cast album on my way home and it never left my turntable for a year. Eventually I got to do the show at the fabled Bluth Brothers Theater in Culver City (run by Fred (Toby) Bluth and his brother Don – Don of course went on to be a legendary animation artist) – I played one of Molly’s brothers with the delectable Melody Santangelo (yes, Virginia, the sister of last week’s Violet Santangelo) as Molly. Your turn.