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September 22, 2002:

SLEUTH

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Well, dear readers, I have been doing a bit of sleuthing this morning. Yes, you heard it here, dear readers, I have been doing a bit of sleuthing. Even our very own Mr. Craig Brockman has been doing a bit of sleuthing on his own. This is because I did a Google search last night, and I was taken to a very interesting place where I read very interesting things. And these very interesting things led me to my current sleuthing. And my current sleuthing has led me to discover very interesting things. For example, did you know that I am not the only one who writes a daily blog or log or whatever the hell it is. Anyway, it is all very interesting, this sleuthing is. Some of this had to do with the brouhaha which occurred last week over at rec.arts.theatre.musicals. The gentleman who started that brouhaha, the one who posted “insider” misinformation and tried to do character assassination, the fellow who was practically quaking in his boots at the thought of my starting a new label, has been found out. By the clever sleuthing of myself and Mr. Brockman, we have uncovered a trail which leads just where one might expect it to lead. Isn’t that fascinating? Isn’t that just too too? Perhaps we will publish our information at a later date – but first there is more sleuthing to be done. I believe I mentioned some months ago that I believed there had once been a spy in our midst and I was right. The sleuthing has revealed that I was right and it has revealed it beyond a shadow of a doubt. So, perhaps I’ll write a paper or, if they asked me I could write a book. All about these underhanded things I’ve discovered from my expert sleuthing. Oh, yes, perhaps that would be fun. Because when you have proof, undeniable black-and-white proof, then revealing that proof and that truth is necessary, don’t you think? Don’t you think the people have a right to know? And no one can do a damn thing when you have the black-and-white proof. That is the best part. I shall continue my sleuthing – I will find the byways and the highways and then I will drive down them – oh, yes, I will drive down them and when I reach my destination, well, stay tuned. You know how I am, dear readers. Loyalty is everything, and I don’t look kindly on disloyalty. Oh, no, I do not look kindly on disloyalty. Not that I have to do anything – karma will do all that’s necessary.

My that was a long and paranoid paragraph, wasn’t it? Next I’ll be saying I was abducted by an alien. Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below because we might just discover something in the next section. After all, are we sleuths or are we sleuths?

Wasn’t yesterday a lovely party for our very own lovely Laura? Frankly, I’m exhausted from it. I was hoping to sleep in this morning, but I woke up thinking about loyalty and underhanded doings, so I got up and began to sleuth. And that’s the truth.

We are hoping to have a new Unseemly Interview up on Friday. I will tell you all about it in the next day or so.

For those who are either in the Los Angeles area or who have friends here, we’re doing a signing/reading tomorrow night at seven at Dutton’s Book Shop in Brentwood. There’ll be food, and drink, and a good time will be had by all, so tell your friends, tell the man in the street and the dog on the lawn.

Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must finish a new song I’ve been writing for Nudie Musical, I must eat foodstuffs and relax and smell the roses. Today’s topic of discussion: Today is free-for-all day, the day in which anything goes. Now, we want to see lots of posts today about anything and everything, not necessarily in that order. Post away, my pretties.

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