Well, dear readers, today’s notes shall be short because they cannot be long. That is so deep for this early in the morning. That is so deep I surprised even myself with the depth of that deep. To have such deep depth this early is indeed deep, depth-wise. I mean, where do I go from here – oh, a Bock and Harnick reference. I mean, when one has plumbed the deep depths then one must rise to the surface and then what? Everything one writes will be surface rather than deep. And therein lies the deep depth conundrum, dear readers. I have been deep and now I must pay the price which is, by the way (BTW, in Internet lingo), $3.48. What the hell am I talking about?
In any case, I am getting a late start and I must dash off these here notes in a dash. I must let the words tumble out one after another without caring if they mean anything or not. All why everything to is getting market and trembling I toenail. You see, you see – the words just tumbled out one after another, willy-nilly and also nilly-willy and just look at that sentence. That is utter nonsense. Cows could write a better sentence, but if they couldn’t then it would be udder nonsense. We don’t allow groaning here at haineshisway.com.
Well, let’s all click on the Unseemly Button below because I’m madder than a March hare in September. My goodness, that was deep. Click away, my pretties.
Has anyone noticed how deep these notes are today. I feel they have a depth heretofore never achieved. I feel we are the thinking man/woman’s notes today. I feel that these here notes are fraught with meaning and importance. They’re also making me nauseous.
I did manage to get totally caught up with The Sopranos, which I’m enjoying as much as ever. Last Sunday night’s episode was especially good, I thought.
Oh, my, the time has flown (no mean feet) and I must fly as well and when I fly I will have flown. That is so deep. That sentence has deep depth, doesn’t it? I am floored, frankly or even charlesly. I am just roaming around the deep depths without even meaning to. Sometimes it just happens that way. Life – one can never predict when the deep will surface or when the surface will deep. Won’t someone please stop me?
Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must get in my automobile and drive in a westerly direction. I must work all through the live-long day and then I must get in my automobile and drive in an easterly direction. Today’s topic of discussion: It’s Ask BK Day, the day in which you get to ask all your excellent questions. And, of course, feel free to discuss any topics that may pop into your collective heads, especially deep topics filled with depth. Yesterday I asked for a big end-of-month push and got very few results, posts-wise, so today I shall ask for a small end-of-month push so that perhaps that will psychologically cause more posts to occur. That is so deep. In fact, I do believe I have reached the lower depths and so I shall say adieu to you.