Well, dear readers, the weekend is almost here and I, for one, say hoo and ray, not to be confused with bob and ray. I am quite ready to spend a relaxing and peaceful weekend, writing away happily and playing with Luckie. I shall also catch up on some DVD viewing. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?
I want to tell you Hainsies/Kimlets that if you haven’t read our current Unseemly Interview with Miss Donna Lynne Champlin, then you are really missing out, so hie errant and truant selves over there and take a gander. Also, if you haven’t heard the latest radio show, you are missing out on our very own Mr. Mark Bakalor and he has been known to bitch-slap people from here to eternity, so you’d better just listen.
Without going into detail, the piece I am currently working on is all about Sex. Yes, you heard it here, dear readers, the piece I am toiling and laboring over is all about Sex. I am having a great deal of fun writing the voiceovers for this piece, let me tell you that. Now, I know we occasionally have youthful dear readers here, so do skip this next couple of sentences. One of the people they interviewed for this piece was porn star Ron Jeremy. In introducing him, here is what I wrote: Ron Jeremy, whose johnson is so large that they have to call it johnson and johnson. It’s little things like that (unlike Mr. Jeremy’s thing) that makes the days worthwhile.
I was a lazy loafer last night and did absolutely nothing – not even finish the DVD I was watching. There are times when I am so zonked I can do nothing but sit on my couch like so much fish.
Your posts yesterday were exceptionally exceptional I thought. We even had a visitor whose name I did not recognize and I was rather mystified by his post, oh, yes, I was mystified and I said so, oh, yes, I said so.
Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below because one never knows what is awaiting just on the other side of this here section.
Funnily, until this very sentence there was nothing on this side of the other section. But now we have a sentence and we are off and running, just like a Mrs. Lovett meat pie.
Now, do not forget that the upcoming Unseemly Live Chat is on Monday evening at 7:30 sharp, come hell or high or low water. We do have wicked and wonderful fun at these events, so I do urge you to drop by and join in the merriment and mirth and laughter and legs.
My goodness, these notes are quite informative today, aren’t they? They are just chockfull of handy-dandy factoids. I have learned so much just from typing them. I am now a fountain of factoid knowledge and all because these here notes are quite informative dotay. Now, what is that all about? I typed “dotay” when I meant to type “today”. How does that happen? My fingers just inadvertently go to the wrong letters and suddenly a new word is invented. “Dotay”. So, what should “dotay” mean? I feel the definition of “dotay” is “fine and dandy” or “all right”, as in “that’s dotay with me”. Or, conversely, “that’s not dotay with me.” Yes, I am jiggy with that definition, and if some uncouth interloper is not jiggy with it, well, damn them, damn them all to hell.
Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, and I hope that is dotay with you. Now that we have a brand spanking new word, perhaps it is time to remake that classic western, Gunfight at the Dotay Corral. What the hell am I talking about? Today’s topic of discussion: It’s Friday, so what is currently in your various and sundried CD players, and your collective DVD or video players. I’ll start – CD player – I am listening to the new batch of Universal France soundtrack CD reissues and a splendid lot they are. Their first batch of fifteen titles, which came out earlier this year, were spectacular and these are no less so. The highlights include a spiffy new transfer of Jerry Goldsmith’s Papillon, two albums of wonderous Philipe Sarde music, the soundtrack to Godard’s Breathless, and about six others. Highly recommended. DVD player – still watching the Studio One presentation of The Defender. Your turn.