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April 3, 2003:

A DAY WITHOUT BLATHER

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Well, dear readers, what a lovely, lively and sparkling live chat we had with the lovely, lively and sparkling Miss Alison Fraser. We had a lovely, lively and sparkling roomful of guests and the hour went by very quickly indeed. We shall be doing more of these, so stay tuned.

We are getting into the casting of the new CD, and I shall have some announcements for you by mid-next week. Mr. Grant Geissman and I have begun work on the arrangements and we’re having quite a bit of fun.

Later this month I shall be winging my way to New Jersey to attend the Chiller convention and I hope that anyone who’s in the area will come visit. And then in June I’ll be doing the Ray Courts Hollywood Memorabilia show again, if all goes according to plan. Also, we’ll have Kritzerland up for preorder in about four or five weeks. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?

How informative these here notes are today. I am learning so much valuable information, aren’t you, dear readers? These here notes are like a newsletter today. These here notes are straightforward and hard-hitting with none of the usual blather. Well, I’m sorry, but we’ll have to change that because a day without blather is like a day without hitting someone in the head with a sausage.

There, I feel better now. I finished watching Lost Highway and I’m afraid that I found it a bit trying and not nearly as interesting as Mulholland Drive. I’m sure there’s a key to it all but I found I didn’t care enough to try to find it, whereas in Mulholland Drive I did care, I really thought the characters and their various and ever-changing dilemmas were compelling. No, with Lost Highway I did not care one or even two whits and I wanted to hit Mr. David Lynch in the head with a sausage.

I still haven’t made a decision on a digital cable company – I really must do that soon. I feel we need more fershluganah blather, don’t you? Perhaps I’ll tell the story of The Randy Vicar and the Pudding Cup. Oh, that is a randy story indeed.

Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below because perhaps blather awaits us on the other side?

I see blather. I see dead people. I see someone’s underpants. I see the sea. I saw the sea. I see the saw. I seesaw when I sea the sea. I have gone off the deep end having seen the sea whilst seesawing. What the hell am I talking about?

Don’t you think the Fig Newton is one of the finest inventions ever made? Don’t you think that whoever invented the Creamsicle should be commended? Don’t you think that we finally have achieved our correct proportion of blather? I do.

Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must go hither and thither, I must work on arrangements and casting, not necessarily in that order, I must eat various and sundried foodstuffs and then I must make phone calls and watch movies. Today’s topic of discussion: Let’s talk about ice cream. I think we’ve covered many food topics but somehow I think ice cream has fallen through the cracks. I hate when that happens. Have you ever had ice cream fall through the cracks? It is very messy. So, what are your very favorite flavors of ice cream and which brands do you prefer? I’ll start – my very favorite flavor for the past three years has been Ben & Jerry’s and I can’t ever remember the name of it. It’s got coconut and fudge chips and almonds in it and it is so addictive that I can’t go anywhere near it. Thankfully, they no longer carry that flavor in most stores, you have to go to a Ben & Jerry’s to get it. Your turn, and give us all the mouth-watering details. I shall check back in a while to see the sea and see your ice cream choice choices.

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