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April 16, 2003:

PERFECTLY MARVELOUS

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Well, dear readers, I had a perfectly marvelous – oh, a Kander and Ebb reference – time with dear readers Laura and Kerry and Kerry’s partner, supping at one of the best restaurants in Los Angeles, California, Dan Tana’s. It was delightful to meet up with them and a grand time was had by all. In fact, we had such fun that we all may meet up again before they wend their way home. We talked of various and sundried things, told tales out of school, and ate grand and glorious foodstuffs such as Carbonara, Scampi, Caesar Salad and Chicken Sidney Beckerman.

This evening is the first evening of Passover, for our Jewish dear readers. I will be going to our very own Nick Redman’s house for the seder. However, prior to that we must all put on our pointy party hats and our colored tights and pantaloons. We must prepare our heaping platters of cheese slices and ham chunks. We must all dance the Hora or perhaps the Wa-Wa-Watusi, because today we are celebratin’ a birthday. Yes, you heard it here, dear readers, today we are celebratin’ a birthday and said birthday belongs to dear reader UK Allan. Oh, what fun we shall have all the livelong day. I am feeling so festive already that I am currently dancing the Wa-Wa-Watusi even as I type these here notes. Perhaps I shall even dance the Wa-Wa-Watusi this evening at the seder and confound everyone. In any case, on the count of three let us shout to the highest hill our haineshisway.com birthday greeting to UK Allan: One, two three – Our haineshiway.com birthday greeting to UK Allan! All of us here hope your day is perfectly marvelous and madcap and filled with merriment and mirth and laughter and legs.

Well, since we’re all feeling so perfectly marvelous why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below and see if we still feel perfectly marvelous in the next section?

We do, we feel perfectly marvelous in the next section. Well, you won’t believe it, I barely believe it myself and yet it is true – I just had six count them six phone calls in a row and now time has flown like a winged bird and I must get these here notes up and get crackin’. So, your posts will have to give us the rest of today’s content, which, of course, will be perfectly marvelous since we have the most perfectly marvelous posters anywhere on the Internet.

Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must brush my teeth, I must don my pointy arty hat and colored tights and pantaloons. Has anyone noticed that I just wrote “pointy arty hat”. What in tarnation is a pointy arty hat? In any case, I must don my pointy arty hat and party all the livelong day. Today’s perfectly marvelous topic of discussion: It’s Ask BK Day, the day in which you get to ask all your excellent questions. Depending on how late I get home from the seder, I shall either have the answers tomorrow or Friday.
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