Well, dear readers, we have a rather big event coming up here soon. But I shan’t give away what that big event is because we like the Element of Surprise around these parts. I can only tell you that it is a big event so keep yourselves glued to these here notes to find out just what this fershluganah big event is. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?
Today I shall have to keep these here notes relatively short because I have to vamoose or, at the very least, vamelk. I would like to know who put the moose in vamoose. I would like to know who put the bomp in the bomp a bomp bomp. I would like to know who put the gun in begun and who put the gan in began. I would like to know so many things – for example, who put the itch in bitch? I would like to know who put the air in éclair and the arm in charm. What the hell am I talking about?
What do relatives have to do with relatively short notes? Because these here notes are relatively short should I call the the uncle notes or the cousin notes? My goodness, we are being fairly obtuse and oblique on this fine morning. That is because I must keep these notes relatively short and knowing that I must keep these notes relatively short I keep writing because I am contrary. Yes, you heard it here, dear readers, I am contrary and there’s not a damned thing I can do about it.
Well, why don’t we all not click on the Unseemly Button below? You see, now you can all be contrary just like me and we can all click on it contrarily right this very minute.
Have I mentioned that there is a big event coming up which I shall not mention at this time because of the Element of Surprise?
Have I mentioned that I have to vamoose? Have I asked who put the ant in plant and who put the car and the gas in Madagasscar? Someone stop before me before I run completely amok.
Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must vamoose and attend to things, I must go hither and thither and definitely yon, I must eat various and sundried foodstuffs, I must write and I must do a variety and also a Hollywood reporter of other things. Today’s topic of discussion: It’s Wednesday – Ask BK Day, the day in which you get to ask me any questions you like. If Craig Brockman left out anything, any questions, in his interview, now is your chance to ask them. So, ask away, my pretties, and also feel free to discuss any and all other things that you feel worth discussing. I’ll be checking back often.