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July 9, 2003:

BOTOXING THE NOTES

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Well, dear readers, I’m afraid I must keep these here notes short once again – I have my first shoot today, in Encino, and we mustn’t be late to our first shoot, must we? We’re going to shoot a doctor giving botox and other facial treatments. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?

Perhaps I’ll have a botox treatment while I’m there. Or perhaps I’ll have a detox treatment. Perhaps I’ll detox the botox, or vice versa and also versa vice. After we shoot the doctor (shoot as in film), then we’re going to some coffee place to shoot (as in film) some coffee goings on. Thursday we’re shooting something else and Friday we’re shooting yet something else. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?

How many of you dear readers have had botox treatments or detox treatments? Do you suppose anybody who plays for the Red Socks has had botox? Do you suppose anyone who’s gone to the School of Hard Knocks has had botox? Frankly, I would only have botox after eating lox and locking my valuables in a box. What the hell am I talking about?

Well, this is a fine set of notes, isn’t it? I feel these notes need a botox treatment. Listen here, you people, let’s all click on the Unseemly Button below so we can botox the detox and accentuate the positive.

I picked up the DVD of a nice movie entitled The Boy Who Could Fly. I’ve always had a soft spot for this film, even though I feel it makes one mistake that really harms it. I listened to the commentary track first, and will watch the film itself tonight. The commentary makes clear that the filmmakers don’t think they did a scene that harms the film, but I contend that they are wrong. More after I’ve watched it in its entirety.

Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button… oops (spoo, spelled backwards) we already did that, didn’t we? Well, then, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must botox the detox and accentuate the positive and work all the livelong day. Today’s topic of discussion: Normally, it would be Ask BK Day, but I’m not going to have time to answer your excellent questions, so let’s make it one of our Ask Dear Reader Days, the day in which you get to ask a dear reader anything you want and they must answer in a forthright or fifthleft manner. Also, we can have a clothing report as well. I’ll be checking in when I’m done with the shoot, so please let there be lots of posts for me to read.

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