Well, dear readers, at long last Friday. The beginning of Labor Day weekend, a weekend in which I shall do absolutely no labor whatsoever, with the exception of some writing. We shall be partying all weekend, so do not be errant and truant or even truant and errant because if you are you will be bitch-slapped from here to eternity and hell and back. Yesterday was quite a busy day at work, and today probably will be too, but then it’s the long long weekend and I shall prance about like a wood nymph all the livelong day and night. I shall also prance about like a plastic nymph and a concrete nymph and perhaps even a formica nymph, and I recommend that you do the same.
Last night I had quite a marvelous and relaxing massage given me by my Russian masseusse. The best thing about my Russian masseusse is that she’s never rushin’. She’s takin’ her sweet time is what she’s doing. My favorite part of the massage is when she rubs my aching peds. That just sends me into total relaxation mode and sometimes drool starts coming from my mouth. After she left, I sat on my couch like so much relaxed fish and I was in a state of heavenly bliss. Have you ever been in the state of heavenly bliss? I like it better than California, frankly, or even stevely.
Oh, I cannot wait until work is over today, so that the long long weekend can begin. I think I’m even invited to an actual party this weekend and I might actually show up for a short time, since it is just around the corner from my very own home. But mostly I will party right here at haineshisway.com. Aside from our weekend-long Labor Day celebration, we’ve also got a birthday to celebrate, too. Our Unseemly Live Chat will be on Monday evening at six o’clock Pacific Mean Daylight Savings Time. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?
Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below, because I must ready myself to prance about like a wood nymph.
Only a few short hours until our long long weekend. Tomorrow, I shall be getting a haircut, because my hair has become quite unseemly. I shall also be picking up a few new DVD releases. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?
Tonight I shall be power dining with my friend Beth. I don’t know what power dining means, but I like the way it sounds. Perhaps I shall eat with power. If he was still alive, I might eat with Tyrone Power – now, that would be Power dining.
Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must go to the Oaks of Sherman and work all the livelong day and then, hold your hats and hallelujah, it will be the beginning of the long long weekend. Today’s topic of discussion: It’s Friday – what is currently in your CD player and your DVD/video player. I’ll start – CD, still listening to Jeepers Creepers and the soundtrack of Sweet Charity. DVD, The Quatermass Xperiment and Quatermass II. Video, all my episodes of The Partridge Family in preparation for an interview I am doing with the folks who run The Partridge Family website. They were kind enough to make me the tape, since I only have these episodes on Beta. Your turn, and let’s have loads of lovely posts for my mental delectation. To it, I say.