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September 5, 2004:

LARD ON A CHEESE STICK

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Well, dear readers, we had a wonderful audience last night – totally full, every seat taken and had to turn away fourteen stand-bys. There was a bit of sloppiness in the show, but otherwise the cast delivered in spades and the audience was much more vocal than our previous Saturday night crowds. I am now starting to actively think about the other one or two numbers I’d like to replace – I have an idea for one of them that I may try to sketch out over this holiday weekend, or I may decide to ask Bernstein and Markell to write something specifically. Of course, it’s easier for me to just do it, but only if inspiration strikes in the way it did for Tammy’s new number (which went over great for the third time). I am looking forward to relaxing and doing not much of anything today and tomorrow (except for visiting the gym to shower). At tonight’s show, my friend Penny Peyser was back for the second time (this time she brought her ever-lovin’ hubby), and also my pal David Wechter and his lovely Barbara, along with Barbara’s brother and his lovely wife. Also, our graphic designer, Doug Haverty, was there with his daughter and some friends. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?

Is everyone having a perfectly perfect Labor Day Weekend thus far? I do hope so. Of course, today we will be having a special haineshisway.com partay where we shall all shake our collective bootays and prance about like lard on a cheese stick. “Like lard on a cheese stick”? Where in tarnation did that come from? That is just gross. Sometimes these things just pop out like an unwanted caraway seed. Is there a wanted caraway seed or are they all unwanted? In any case, we shall prance about like lard on a cheese stick and we’ll be happy about it.

Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below because if we don’t we shall all feel like an unwanted caraway seed in search of lard on a cheese stick.

I don’t think Donald will have a brand new radio show up today – I believe he’s in New York, but I might be off by a week. Perhaps the actual Donald can tell us the true E Hollywood story. I think our Unseemly Live Chat will be on Monday evening at six o’clock Pacific Mean Daylight Savings Time. Be there or be round.

Oh, I cannot wait to prance about like lard on a cheese stick whilst wearing Speedos and a ribbed t-shirt. We shall look just like the cretins at the gym – you know the type. They prance about like lard on a cheese stick, showing off for anyone who’ll glance their way, endlessly looking in the mirror at themselves and parading in the sauna bath and the shower room as if they had an audience. Really, they make me quite nauseous, these cretins.

Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must relax, I must do an errand or two, I must prance about like lard on a cheese stick and I must watch several DVDs. Today’s topic of discussion: It’s free-for-all day, the day in which you dear readers get to choose the topics and we all get to post about them. So, let’s have loads of lovely topics and loads of lovely postings, shall we?

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