2007 | Haines His Way

THE YEAR THAT WAS (December 29, 2007)

THE FINAL FRIDAY OF 2007 (December 28, 2007)

THE WAYWARD WIND (December 27, 2007)

THE TITLE OF THE NOTES IS… (December 26, 2007)

MERRY CHRISTMAS (AND NO STIRRING) (December 25, 2007)

THE DAY OF THE DO (December 24, 2007)

OUTSANE (December 23, 2007)

THE LATE, LATE SHOW (December 22, 2007)

THE GUY WHOSE FEET WERE TOO BIG FOR HIS BED (December 21, 2007)

FEELING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT (December 20, 2007)

I, THE JUDGE (December 19, 2007)

NOTES WITH WIND (December 18, 2007)

I DREAM OF CHURROS (December 17, 2007)

NAKED CITY (December 16, 2007)

THE ELUSIVE BUTTERFLY OF LOVE (December 15, 2007)

BITS OF TID (December 14, 2007)

A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE (December 13, 2007)

HO, HO, HO (December 12, 2007)

OUTRE PLUS (December 11, 2007)

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER (December 10, 2007)

BEST BIRTHDAY EVER (December 9, 2007)

YOUNGER THAN SPRINGTIME (December 8, 2007)

THE WORD POLICE (December 7, 2007)

THESE CONTRARY WEEKS (December 6, 2007)

SHAV AND A HAIRCUT (December 5, 2007)

PITH AND VINEGAR (December 4, 2007)

FEELING THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT (December 3, 2007)

BK’S BABBLE ON (December 2, 2007)

‘TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY (December 1, 2007)

BRING IT ON (November 30, 2007)

THE BK STRIKE (November 29, 2007)

HARMONY IN THE UNIVERSE (November 28, 2007)

THE THIRD MOVEMENT (November 27, 2007)

THE LOVELIER THAN LOVELY LAST WEEK OF NOVEMBER (November 26, 2007)

APPLE BROWN BETTY (November 25, 2007)

A BEACHED WHALE LIVING IN A FOOL’S PARADISE (November 24, 2007)

THE POST-THANKSGIVING THANKSGIVING (November 23, 2007)

THE DAY THE TURKEYS ATE US (November 22, 2007)

WITH NARY A THING ON MY MIND (November 21, 2007)

THE BUTTERSCOTCH FILES (November 20, 2007)

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A MEATBALL SANDWICH (November 19, 2007)

THE INEXORABILITY OF A TACO (November 18, 2007)

THE POINT OF THE IDLE CHATTER (November 17, 2007)

FRUITY MORSELS (November 16, 2007)

CHOMPING AT THE BIT (November 15, 2007)

THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH (November 14, 2007)

CGI (November 13, 2007)

THE NATURE OF THE BEAST (November 12, 2007)

QUIETUDE (November 11, 2007)

APPLES AND ORANGES (November 10, 2007)

FRUIT OF THE LOOM (November 9, 2007)

THE NETHER REGIONS (November 8, 2007)

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE II (November 7, 2007)

THE FULL REPORT (November 6, 2007)

TWO’S COMPANY (November 5, 2007)

LEGALLY BLONDE (November 4, 2007)

WHAT, ME WORRY? (November 3, 2007)

THE I’S HAVE IT (November 2, 2007)

KILLER COCKROACHES! (November 1, 2007)

ANIMAL FRIES (October 31, 2007)

SIMPLY AGOG (October 30, 2007)

HALF THE BATTLE (October 29, 2007)

BUSY LITTLE BEAVERS (October 28, 2007)

BREATHLESS (October 27, 2007)

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED (October 26, 2007)

BUBBLE AND SQUEAK (October 25, 2007)

THE FORTY-EIGHT D’S (October 24, 2007)

THE STUDIO CITY CHAINSAW MASSACRE (October 23, 2007)

FILLING IN THE BLANKS (October 22, 2007)

DEAD RODENT (October 21, 2007)

STRICTLY BY THE NUMBERS (October 20, 2007)

FRIDAY FOOD THOUGHTS (October 19, 2007)

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS (October 18, 2007)

5000 MEMBERS (October 17, 2007)

THE PAP SMEAR (October 16, 2007)

A NEW VIBE (October 15, 2007)

ACHY-BREAKY BK (October 14, 2007)

REVIEWING THE SITUATION (October 13, 2007)

I WAKE UP SCREAMING (October 12, 2007)

TIME IS THE GREAT LEVELER (October 11, 2007)

ONE HAND CLAPPING (October 10, 2007)

ATTACK OF THE KILLER PAPERS (October 9, 2007)

MY LIDS ARE HEAVY PART TWO (October 8, 2007)

SPEEDING (October 7, 2007)

KEEPING ABREAST (October 6, 2007)

BLOWN GASKETS (October 5, 2007)

DJT LEKNT LAKEUT EIT EH (October 4, 2007)

A DAY TO BE RECKONED WITH (October 3, 2007)

MR. TOAD’S WILD RIDE (October 2, 2007)

GOODBYE NEW YORK, NEW YORK, HELLO LA,LA (October 1, 2007)

THE SIXTH BRAIN (September 30, 2007)

THE LITTLE OLD WINEMAKER, ME (September 29, 2007)

THE FIFTH BRAIN (September 28, 2007)

SHORT SHRIFT (September 27, 2007)

THE THIRD BRAIN (September 26, 2007)

MY NOCTURNAL WANDERINGS (September 25, 2007)

PIMPS, HUSTLERS, AND WHORES (September 24, 2007)

LIKE A PERFUMED WOMAN (September 23, 2007)

THE NYMF NIGHTMARE (September 22, 2007)

AN OPEN BRAIN (September 21, 2007)

THE BRAIN FROM PLANET X, NYMF-STYLE (September 20, 2007)

THE NAUSEOUS NOTES (September 19, 2007)

THE EVELYN WOOD NOTES (September 18, 2007)

COUNTDOWN TO THE BRAIN (September 17, 2007)

LOVE POTION NUMBER 9 (September 16, 2007)

THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS (September 15, 2007)

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH COLD SESAME NOODLES (September 14, 2007)

A SEMBLANCE OF COHERENCE (September 13, 2007)

NY-QUIL IN NEW YORK (September 12, 2007)

WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR? (September 11, 2007)

WIDGETS (September 10, 2007)

A PUDDLE OF SWEAT (September 9, 2007)

HOT NUTS (September 8, 2007)

THAT SLY COME HITHER STARE (September 7, 2007)

AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED (September 6, 2007)

A TITLE FOR TODAY’S NOTES (September 5, 2007)

FINGERS RUN AMOK (September 4, 2007)

KATIE, WE HARDLY KNEW YE (September 3, 2007)

FURTHERMORE (September 2, 2007)

NOTES ON THE HALF SHELL (September 1, 2007)

THE SORRY STATE OF RANCH DRESSING IN NEW YORK (August 31, 2007)

THE BARE MINIMUM (August 30, 2007)

PERSNICKETY (August 29, 2007)

EARMARKING RESTAURANTS (August 28, 2007)

SPELLING OUT OUR NEEDS (August 27, 2007)

HIT ME WITH A HOT NOTES AND WATCH ME BOUNCE (August 26, 2007)

THAI GEFILTE FISH (August 25, 2007)

WE’RE ON OUR WAY (August 24, 2007)

THE FIRST DAY OF REHEARSALS (August 23, 2007)

MR. CONDUCTOR, IF YOU PLEASE (August 22, 2007)

PHUT (August 21, 2007)

I, TUNES (August 20, 2007)

OUTRE (August 19, 2007)

A NEW DO (August 18, 2007)

THE MIND BOGGLES (August 17, 2007)

TILT-A-WHIRL (August 16, 2007)

A PLETHORA OF PILES (August 15, 2007)

WELL, DEAR READERS (August 14, 2007)

BLAME IT ON THE BOSSA NOVA (August 13, 2007)

OVERTIRED (August 12, 2007)

THE BRAVO AND THE RASPBERRY (August 11, 2007)

THE STORY OF JERRY AND THE DOG (August 10, 2007)

HEY, LA, I’M COMIN’ YOUR WAY (August 9, 2007)

WILTED (August 8, 2007)

HUMID TIMES THREE (August 7, 2007)

TALES OF THE CITY (August 6, 2007)

BK GOES TO NY (August 5, 2007)

THE BALL PEEN HAMMER (August 4, 2007)

PLUM TIRED (August 3, 2007)

MUCH ADO ABOUT ADO (August 2, 2007)

WE NEED A LITTLE AUGUST (August 1, 2007)

THAT LI’L OL’ WINEMAKER, ME (July 31, 2007)

WAIT FOR IT (July 30, 2007)

THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER (July 29, 2007)

BRYLCREEM (July 28, 2007)

FORTY WHIPLASHES (July 27, 2007)

THE APPROACHING CLOCK (July 26, 2007)

LOSING MY MIND (July 25, 2007)

A WANDERING JEW (July 24, 2007)

THE DAY OFF (July 23, 2007)

THE CEREAL KILLER (July 22, 2007)

CLUTTER (July 21, 2007)

THERE’S ALWAYS TOMORROW (July 20, 2007)

BLURRY (July 19, 2007)

LIVE FROM THE FABULOUS SUNSET STRIP (July 18, 2007)

BUFFALO WINGS (July 17, 2007)

SMELL-O-NOTES (July 16, 2007)

CHERRY RIPE (July 15, 2007)

PETULANT (July 14, 2007)

FRIDAY THE 13TH (July 13, 2007)

WAXING AND WANING (July 12, 2007)

UP IN ARMS (July 11, 2007)

THE ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS (July 10, 2007)

BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED (July 9, 2007)

MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG (July 8, 2007)

LATENESS BECOMES ME (July 7, 2007)

THE TITULAR ME (July 6, 2007)

HUSTLE AND BUSTLE (July 5, 2007)

FIREWORKS! (July 4, 2007)

COOL JAZZ (July 3, 2007)

SWEET NOTHINGS (July 2, 2007)

THE DIP IN THE ROAD (July 1, 2007)

ROTTEN APPLES (June 30, 2007)

SOCKS (June 29, 2007)

LIFE IS A BANQUET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT (June 28, 2007)

WHELMED AND OVERWHELMED (June 27, 2007)

EPHEMERA AND DETRITUS (June 26, 2007)

THE SWIMMING HEAD (June 25, 2007)

IN THE OFFING AND ONING (June 24, 2007)

THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME (June 23, 2007)

SEESAW (June 22, 2007)

THE CONUNDRUM OF THE YAWN (June 21, 2007)

SHOOTING BLANKS (June 20, 2007)

THE JUGGLING JEW (June 19, 2007)

OF CABBAGES AND KINGS (June 18, 2007)

THE DAY OF THE FATHER (June 17, 2007)

THE WINDY METAPHORS (June 16, 2007)

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME (June 15, 2007)

BURNT UMBER (June 14, 2007)

SWEDISH NOTES (June 13, 2007)

NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE (June 12, 2007)

THE DO THAT DID (June 11, 2007)

THE CROWING OF THE COCK (June 10, 2007)

A CASABA MELON (June 9, 2007)

WET NOTES (June 8, 2007)

TWITCHY AND BITCHY AND MANIC (June 7, 2007)

THE SPLIT LICKETY (June 6, 2007)

MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS (June 5, 2007)

NIGH UNTO IMPOSSIBLE (June 4, 2007)

WILD HORSES (June 3, 2007)

THE VENTILATOR (June 2, 2007)

JUNE MOON (June 1, 2007)

THE BLANK PAGE (May 31, 2007)

SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP (May 30, 2007)

TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS (May 29, 2007)

A LITHUANIAN GAZELLE (May 28, 2007)

THE PINK BEDCOVER (May 27, 2007)

EYE ON THE SPARROW (May 26, 2007)

SAME OLD SAME OLD (May 25, 2007)

THE POINT (May 24, 2007)

HAPPY HAPPENSTANCES (May 23, 2007)

MONKEYS REPEATING (May 22, 2007)

THE MEAT OF THE NOTES (May 21, 2007)

WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER (May 20, 2007)

BRASS TACKS (May 19, 2007)

QUITE (May 18, 2007)

I COULD WRITE A BOOK (May 17, 2007)

I CAN’T BE BOTHERED NOW (May 16, 2007)

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION (May 15, 2007)

PSEUDOEPHEDRINE (May 14, 2007)

EARTHY, SPICY NOTES (May 12, 2007)

THE LIME RICKEY (May 11, 2007)

THE NOSE KNOWS (May 10, 2007)

PICKLED HERRING (May 9, 2007)

MY LIDS ARE HEAVY (May 8, 2007)

BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (May 7, 2007)

THE CLOCK IS TICKING AND I AM TYPING (May 6, 2007)

ARTHUR MURRAY TAUGHT ME DANCING IN A HURRY (May 5, 2007)

CUT ME SOME SLACK (May 4, 2007)

THE BILINGUAL SUSPENDERS (May 3, 2007)

THE BLANK WHITE PAGE (May 2, 2007)

HOO AND RAY, IT’S MAY (May 1, 2007)

A PINTER PLAY (April 30, 2007)

NOTES IN A HURRY (April 29, 2007)

THE SHTUPPING BIRDS (April 28, 2007)

THE FAIRY PIPER (April 27, 2007)

NEW MOWN HAY (April 26, 2007)

TOO POOPED TO POP (April 25, 2007)

MORE ABOUT THAT LATER (April 24, 2007)

THIS VERY DAY (April 23, 2007)

THE SYMPHONIC NOTES (April 22, 2007)

HIT THE ROAD, JACK (April 21, 2007)

DUM DUM DUM DUM, DUM DUM DUM DUM – DUM (April 20, 2007)

FRENCHING (April 19, 2007)

THE UNSEEMLY RESIDUE (April 18, 2007)

LET’S TWIST AGAIN (April 17, 2007)

AH, BALONEY (April 16, 2007)

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO (April 15, 2007)

DRAWING THE LINE (April 14, 2007)

WILD IS THE WIND (April 12, 2007)

GETTING KEMPT (April 12, 2007)

ABSINTHE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER (April 11, 2007)

PINS AND NEEDLES (April 10, 2007)

THE TWILIGHT ZONE (April 9, 2007)

GAILY-COLORED EASTER EGGS (April 8, 2007)

FINISHING THE BOOK (April 7, 2007)

WHIRLWIND (April 6, 2007)

KEEPING UP (April 5, 2007)

HOLY MOLEY ON RYE (April 4, 2007)

DANDRUFF IN THE YEAR 2007 (April 3, 2007)

THE THROES OF APRIL (April 2, 2007)

THE APRIL FOOLS (April 1, 2007)

ROLLERCOASTER (March 31, 2007)

THE FLAVORS IN MY MOUTH (March 30, 2007)

STURM UND DRANG (March 29, 2007)

GOING AND DOING (March 28, 2007)

IN A MELLOW MOOD (March 27, 2007)

THE DONUT KING (March 26, 2007)

THERE ARE EIGHT MILLION STORIES IN THE NAKED CITY (March 25, 2007)

YOU KNOW THE DRILL (March 24, 2007)

THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (March 23, 2007)

THE HYPNOTIC I (March 22, 2007)

THE ROADRUNNER (BEEP BEEP) (March 21, 2007)

TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS (March 20, 2007)

IN THE WORDS OF… (March 19, 2007)

THE HIPPODROME? THE HIPPODROME (March 18, 2007)

THE WEARIN’ O’ THE GREEN (March 17, 2007)

IDES (March 16, 2007)

WRITTEN ON THE WIND (March 15, 2007)

MAH JONG (March 14, 2007)

DAZED AND CONFUSED (March 13, 2007)

THE DISCOMBOBULATED ME (March 12, 2007)

THE TWIT (March 11, 2007)

‘NUFF SAID (March 10, 2007)

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY (March 9, 2007)

THREE LITTLE WORDS (March 8, 2007)

THE WORLD IS A CIRCLE (March 7, 2007)

TOO MANY WORDS (March 6, 2007)

THE CHEERLEADER (March 5, 2007)

A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHIN’ GOIN’ ON (March 4, 2007)

THE WAY OF THE WORLD (March 3, 2007)

READER’S DIGEST (March 2, 2007)

MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A NEW DRUM (March 1, 2007)

THE TRUISM (February 28, 2007)

NOTES AND GOMORRAH (February 27, 2007)

THE WILDE OSCAR PARTY (February 26, 2007)

THE ANNUAL OSCAR BASH (February 25, 2007)

RUNNING AMOK (February 24, 2007)

NICE/ANNOYING (February 23, 2007)

CONNIPTION FIT (February 22, 2007)

YAWN (February 21, 2007)

JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS (February 20, 2007)

LOLLYGAGGING (February 19, 2007)

WHAT TAKES MY FANCY (February 18, 2007)

I LOVE LUCIDITY (February 17, 2007)

WAXY BUILDUP (February 16, 2007)

MILK DUDS (February 15, 2007)

VALENTINE’S DAY (February 14, 2007)

THE DODO BIRD (February 13, 2007)

SOMETHING I ATE DIDN’T AGREE WITH ME (February 12, 2007)

ZEN (February 11, 2007)

THE PLANETS (February 10, 2007)

THIS WAY MADNESS LIES (February 9, 2007)

HINDSIGHT IS TWENTY TWENTY (February 8, 2007)

BOUNCE (February 7, 2007)

IN A MELLOW MOOD (February 6, 2007)

AND A BOX OF SCORPIDOS (February 5, 2007)

2007: A SPACE ODYSSEY (February 4, 2007)

FRIED BRAIN (February 3, 2007)

A DISH BEST SERVED COLD (February 2, 2007)

OTHER FISH TO FRY (February 1, 2007)

DOES ANYONE STILL EAT A BLINTZ? (January 31, 2007)

DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD (January 30, 2007)

THE BROKEN RECORD (January 29, 2007)

FINE FETTLE (January 28, 2007)

WITH FURTHER ADO (January 27, 2007)

MOOD MUSIC (January 26, 2007)

LINK SAUSAGES (January 25, 2007)

CRACKED (January 24, 2007)

TO COIN A PHRASE (January 23, 2007)

ELLIPSES (January 22, 2007)

FISH NOTES (January 21, 2007)

TGIS (January 20, 2007)

THE MUTANT NOTES (January 19, 2007)

COLONIZING AT THE COLONY (January 18, 2007)

THE WEDNESDAY THAT FELT LIKE A WEDNESDAY (January 17, 2007)

TOMORROW’S NOTES TODAY (January 16, 2007)

THE FROZEN PIPES (January 15, 2007)

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