Archive for 2010

FAREWELL 2010, HELLO 2011! (December 31, 2010)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW (December 30, 2010)

GETTING COIFED BY TEDDY AT ELEVEN (December 29, 2010)

COUNTDOWN TO 2011 (December 28, 2010)

THE LAST OF 2010 IN HIGH STYLE (December 27, 2010)

IN THE WORDS OF SALLY DURANT PLUMMER… (December 26, 2010)

CHRISTMAS DAY IS HERE AND SO ARE WE (December 25, 2010)

THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DO (December 24, 2010)

WINTER WONDERLAND (December 23, 2010)

SILENT NIGHT (December 22, 2010)

RUDOLOPH, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER (December 21, 2010)

I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS (December 20, 2010)

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW (December 19, 2010)

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN (December 18, 2010)

JINGLE BELLS (December 17, 2010)

THE CHRISTMAS SONG (December 16, 2010)

WHITE CHRISTMAS (December 15, 2010)

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS (December 14, 2010)

A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE (December 13, 2010)

‘TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY (December 12, 2010)

THE MUSIC OF OUR LIVES (December 11, 2010)

THE SHIPPING NEWS AND OTHER TORRID TALES (December 10, 2010)

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES (December 9, 2010)

WHEN I’M SIXTY-THREE (December 8, 2010)

SMALL PRINT (December 7, 2010)

GALOSHES (December 6, 2010)

THEATRE ARTS (December 5, 2010)

NOTES AKIMBO (December 4, 2010)

TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN AND NO MAN WAITS FOR TIME (December 3, 2010)

A BROADWAY/HOLLYWOOD CHRISTMAS (December 2, 2010)

THE HAPPY HOLIDAYS OF DECEMBER (December 1, 2010)

21ST CENTURY KRITZERLAND (November 30, 2010)

EXPECTATIONS (November 29, 2010)

NEIL SIMON (November 28, 2010)

I’M A BELIEVER (November 27, 2010)

TOO MUCH FOOD OR THE EXPLODING ME (November 26, 2010)

TO ALL YOU TURKEYS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (November 25, 2010)

AHEAD OF THE CURVE (November 24, 2010)

A BROADWAY LOVE STORY (November 23, 2010)

GETTING RANDY WITH MY OATS (November 22, 2010)

HOW TIRED ARE YOU? (November 21, 2010)

JEWS AND BASEBALL (November 20, 2010)

SUBLIME (November 19, 2010)

TEARING MY HAIR OUT (November 18, 2010)

THEY ABIDE, AND THEY ENDURE (November 17, 2010)

BOUND AND DETERMINED (November 16, 2010)

WHAT’S WHAT (November 15, 2010)

RAVE IN THE NAVE (November 14, 2010)

PORTLAND STORIES (November 13, 2010)

ON MY WAY TO THE LAND OF PORT (November 12, 2010)

SIMPLE AS PIE (November 11, 2010)

DOING THE THINGS WE NEED TO DO (November 10, 2010)

TEN (November 9, 2010)

IMPROMPTU (November 8, 2010)

TIME AFTER TIME (November 7, 2010)

MICHELLE NICASTRO (November 6, 2010)

THE NOETS WITH THE MOETS ON THE BALL (November 5, 2010)

A SPLENDIDLY SPLENDID SHOW (November 4, 2010)

KRITZERLAND AT THE GARDENIA 3 (November 3, 2010)

DROP THAT NAME (November 2, 2010)

THE DIVOON NOVEMBER (November 1, 2010)

ALL OF A SUDDEN (October 31, 2010)

SO, GOOD (October 30, 2010)

RANCID NUTMEATS (October 29, 2010)

FORCING MYSELF (October 28, 2010)

THE ARMCHAIR EXPERTS (October 27, 2010)

THE AWARD-WINNING MUSICAL (October 26, 2010)

TOMORROW PITH, TODAY PITHLESS (October 25, 2010)

PESTO AND ART (October 24, 2010)

THE RATHER NICE DAY (October 23, 2010)

TIME (October 22, 2010)

MY OPENING SALVO (October 21, 2010)

THE RETURN OF GUY HAINES (October 20, 2010)

SPILLING THE BEANS (October 19, 2010)

TANDOORI TIKKA (October 18, 2010)

NIPS (October 17, 2010)

THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (October 16, 2010)

THE BLEARY AND WEARY NOTES (October 15, 2010)

BOOK SOUP (October 14, 2010)

THE BACKWARDS NOTES (October 13, 2010)

WALKING DISTANCE (October 11, 2010)

THE FACEBOOK PHENOMENON (October 11, 2010)

10/10/10 (October 10, 2010)

CUSTOMER SERVICE (October 9, 2010)

THE LAUNDRY LIST (October 8, 2010)

KRITZERLAND AT THE GARDENIA 2 (October 7, 2010)

THE THREE “A’S (October 6, 2010)

ANTICIPATION (October 5, 2010)

COME HELL OR HIGH WATER (October 4, 2010)

SWEET INSPIRATION (October 3, 2010)

UNWINDING FROM THE WINDING (October 2, 2010)

OCTOBER AKA THE TENTH MONTH (October 1, 2010)

DO ELBOWS BLEED? (September 30, 2010)

MISS OTIS REGRETS SHE’S UNABLE TO RANT TODAY (September 29, 2010)

109 IN THE SHADE (September 28, 2010)

HOME SWEET HOME (September 27, 2010)

HOME (September 26, 2010)

THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DAY (September 25, 2010)

HOTEL (September 24, 2010)

ON MY WAY TO NEW YORK, NEW YORK, THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS (September 23, 2010)

TLC (September 22, 2010)

NACHO NOTES (September 21, 2010)

TWO SMART WOMEN (September 20, 2010)

IT’S BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG DAY (September 19, 2010)

THE RUN-ON NOTES (September 18, 2010)

AND ON THAT NOTE… (September 17, 2010)

BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES, LAURA (September 16, 2010)

THE HUPMOBILE (September 15, 2010)

WHAT IS UP WITH URANUS? (September 14, 2010)

HORSE SENSE (September 13, 2010)

THE BOOK COLLECTOR (September 12, 2010)

FLOWERS (September 11, 2010)

BK OF ARABIA (September 10, 2010)

THE COMEDY OF ERRORS (September 9, 2010)

DILATED (September 8, 2010)

TO COIN A PHRASE (September 7, 2010)

OPEN SESAME (September 6, 2010)

FASCINATING SATURDAY (September 5, 2010)

SHRIMP BOATS IS A’COMIN’ (September 4, 2010)

LIFT UP YOUR PANTS (September 3, 2010)

A ROUSING SUCCESS (September 2, 2010)

SEPTEMBER SONG (September 1, 2010)

RANDOM NOTES (August 31, 2010)

STARTING HERE, STARTING NOW (August 30, 2010)

ABOUT TIME (August 29, 2010)

ARBITRARY (August 28, 2010)

A JOYFUL NOISE (August 27, 2010)

WILTED LETTUCE (August 26, 2010)

FEELING MY OATS (August 25, 2010)

GIDDY WITH EXHAUSTION (August 24, 2010)

THE BIG DECISION (August 22, 2010)

WARM COCKLES (August 21, 2010)

THERE, I’VE SAID IT AND I’M GLAD (August 21, 2010)

MUSICALS 101 (August 20, 2010)

THE RANDY VICAR STORIES (August 19, 2010)

I MUST DANCE! (August 18, 2010)

AUDACIOUS (August 17, 2010)

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A MOTHERLESS CHILD (August 16, 2010)

MATCH ME, SIDNEY (August 15, 2010)

FABULOUSSSS (August 14, 2010)

THE HUNGER (August 13, 2010)

PH1 (August 12, 2010)

ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE AND THE BEAN BURRITO (August 11, 2010)

THE CHALICE FROM THE PALACE HAS THE PELLET WITH THE POISON BUT THE FLAGON WITH THE DRAGON HAS THE BREW THAT IS TRUE (August 10, 2010)

OBSERVATIONS (August 9, 2010)

THE BUGGED BK (August 8, 2010)

BIDIN’ MY TIME ‘CAUSE THAT’S THE KIND OF GUY I’M (August 7, 2010)

BEREFT OF A TITLE (August 6, 2010)

VAGUELY SCANDINAVIAN (August 5, 2010)

A TRIP TO THE LIBRARY (August 4, 2010)

WALKING ON AIR (August 3, 2010)

BUCKLE DOWN, WINSOCKI (August 2, 2010)

AUGUST (August 1, 2010)

WEB TV (July 31, 2010)

SAY WHAT? (July 30, 2010)

I HAD A BALL (July 29, 2010)

ENERGIZED (July 28, 2010)

THE RAINBOW CONNECTION (July 27, 2010)

THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM (July 26, 2010)

FLOSS (July 25, 2010)

NOTES IN A WHIZ BANG HURRY (July 24, 2010)

WHEN IN ROME (July 23, 2010)

THE THING WITH THE PERIODS (July 22, 2010)

THE CITY THAT ALWAYS SLEEPS (July 21, 2010)

THE GAZELLE WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (July 20, 2010)

THE EARLY NOTES CATCHES THE BIRD OR THE WORM OR THE TOSTADA (July 19, 2010)

JUST PLAIN FUN (July 18, 2010)

ROMANTIC COMEDY (July 17, 2010)

STUPID SNACKS (July 16, 2010)

I REMEMBER IT WELL (July 15, 2010)

OFF THE BEATEN PATH (July 14, 2010)

THE INCIDENT OF THE LUNGING DOG (July 13, 2010)

LA – THE CITY THAT WAS (July 12, 2010)

CONNECT THE DOTS (July 11, 2010)

I’VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE BEFORE (July 10, 2010)

BITING THE DUST (July 9, 2010)

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED (July 8, 2010)

THE TRENCH COAT (July 7, 2010)

OTTO HARP (July 6, 2010)

WHY I OUGHTA… (July 5, 2010)

FULL STOP (July 4, 2010)

BERSERK (July 3, 2010)

HOT DIGGITY DOG ZIGGITY BOOM WHAT YOU DO TO ME (July 2, 2010)

WELCOME TO JULY (July 1, 2010)

1000 CDS (June 30, 2010)

THE CONTENTED COW (June 29, 2010)

THE JUNE BUG WHO HAD A HEART ATTACK (June 28, 2010)

PLASTER OF PARIS (June 27, 2010)

I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU (June 26, 2010)

GREASE IS THE WORD (June 25, 2010)

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY CONTROL (June 24, 2010)

KRITZERLAND AT THE GARDENIA (June 23, 2010)

THE MUSTARD PLASTER (June 22, 2010)

CARAMELS (June 21, 2010)

ALL YOU FATHER’S OUT THERE IN THE DARK (June 20, 2010)

MELON BALLS AND PINEAPPLE CHUNKS (June 19, 2010)

THE CALL OF THE NEW BEDDING (June 18, 2010)

I PULLED SOMETHING (June 17, 2010)

THE HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS (June 16, 2010)

THE PUSH ME-PULL YOU DAY (June 15, 2010)

THE TONYS (June 14, 2010)

I WANT (June 13, 2010)

WHIP CRACK AWAY (June 12, 2010)

RAISON D’ETRE (June 11, 2010)

THE MIXMASTER (June 10, 2010)

THE P WORD (June 9, 2010)

I, PAD (June 8, 2010)

IRVING BERLIN GERMANY (June 7, 2010)

ATTACK OF THE JUNEBUGS (June 6, 2010)

THE CONSUMMATE PRO (June 5, 2010)

IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT (June 4, 2010)

LIPOSUCTION (June 3, 2010)

THE EPHEMERAL QUALITY OF BORSCHT (June 2, 2010)

A FINE HOW DO YOU DO (June 1, 2010)

COMING ATTRACTIONS (May 31, 2010)

FINE AND FANCY-FREE (May 30, 2010)

LINT (May 29, 2010)

THE LONG, LONG WEEKEND (May 28, 2010)

WICKY WACKY (May 27, 2010)

POETIC LICENSE (May 26, 2010)

MOOT (May 25, 2010)

QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED, MYSTERIES WILL BE SOLVED (May 24, 2010)

THE BOOK SIGNING (May 23, 2010)

EARTING (May 22, 2010)

MUCH ADO ABOUT SOMETHING (May 21, 2010)

COCK AND BULLY STORY (May 20, 2010)

THE HORSE BEFORE THE CART (May 19, 2010)

IF I HAD A HAMMER (May 18, 2010)

TRACKS (May 17, 2010)

THAT MARCOVICCI MAGIC (May 16, 2010)

EYES AND TEETH (May 15, 2010)

PARENTING 101 (May 14, 2010)

BORSCHT (May 13, 2010)

MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG (May 12, 2010)

THE MEAT OF THINGS (May 11, 2010)

FOOD POISONING (May 10, 2010)

TO ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (May 9, 2010)

THE OLYMPIA BRAIN (May 8, 2010)

OLYMPIA, HERE WE COME (May 7, 2010)

FULL OF BEANS (May 6, 2010)

DEMOGRAPHICS (May 5, 2010)

SAY A LITTLE PRAYER (May 4, 2010)

YES, WE HAVE NO BON MOTS (May 3, 2010)

SCARY NOTES (May 2, 2010)

MY I? (May 1, 2010)

HERMETICALLY SEALED (April 30, 2010)

MOST ENJOYABLE SYNDROME (April 29, 2010)

NINE VERY HEAVY BOXES (April 28, 2010)

WHEN I’M EIGHTY (April 27, 2010)

THE OPENING SENTENCE (April 26, 2010)

AFTER MIDNIGHT (April 25, 2010)

ABC (April 24, 2010)

THE UNSEEMLY NO-TITLE NOTES (April 23, 2010)

IT’S A LOVELY DAY TODAY (April 22, 2010)

LET’S GET METAPHYSICAL (April 21, 2010)

MR. SANDMAN (April 20, 2010)

SLEEP AND SHEEP (April 19, 2010)

BIG BONE LICK (April 18, 2010)

THE INDIANA BRAIN (April 17, 2010)

SO INCLINED (April 16, 2010)

BACK HOME IN INDIANA AND MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME (April 15, 2010)

LORD OF THE TRANSFERS (April 14, 2010)

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DAME MAY WHITTY (April 13, 2010)

PIT-A-PAT (April 12, 2010)

TRAVEL PLANS (April 11, 2010)

PUT A LITTLE PEPPER ON IT (April 10, 2010)

GOING AND DOING AND DOING AND GOING (April 9, 2010)

I FEEL A SONG COMING ON (April 8, 2010)

CALL ME (April 7, 2010)

PROUD PAPA (April 6, 2010)

IT’S SHOW TIME (April 5, 2010)

FIVE CLICKS FASTER (April 4, 2010)

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE (April 3, 2010)

THE FORTUNE COOKIE (April 2, 2010)

THE NO FOOLS APRIL FOOL’S DAY (April 1, 2010)

OUT OF PITH (March 31, 2010)

ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW (March 30, 2010)

THE WHIZ BANG WEEK (March 29, 2010)

I THINK, THEREFORE I AM (March 28, 2010)

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM (March 27, 2010)

NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER (March 26, 2010)

EXOTIC MUSIC (March 25, 2010)

THE FINISH LINE (March 24, 2010)

ONE ADAM 12 – SEE THE MAN (March 23, 2010)

THE PASTA, THE MEATBALL, AND THE EYETALIAN SAUSAGE (March 22, 2010)

NACHOS AND THE METAPHYSICAL (March 21, 2010)

ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL (March 20, 2010)

THE SKIPPING AND NON-SKIPPING KING (March 19, 2010)

AMNESIA (March 18, 2010)

GREEN DAY (March 17, 2010)

THE FEW REMAINING PACKAGES (March 16, 2010)

SPRUNG (March 15, 2010)

ATTENTION MUST BE PAID (March 14, 2010)

THE KING OF THE EM DASH (March 13, 2010)

DOES ANYONE STILL WEAR A COONSKIN CAP? (March 12, 2010)

A WORLD WITHOUT LAWRENCE WELK (March 11, 2010)

SHORT NOTES (March 10, 2010)

THE ESPECIALLY TIRED NOTES (March 9, 2010)

THE CRACK OF DAWN (March 8, 2010)

THE OSCAR WILD PARTY (March 7, 2010)

THE THINGS YOU FORGET (March 6, 2010)

TWITCHY AND BITCHY AND MANIC (March 5, 2010)

THE WEATHER REPORT (March 4, 2010)

AN ANCIENT ARTIFACT FROM A DIFFERENT ERA (March 3, 2010)

PONDERING THE FRENCH FRY (March 2, 2010)

A COCKEYED OPTIMIST (March 1, 2010)

A FOND FAREWELL TO FEBRUARY (February 28, 2010)

VERY VERY (February 27, 2010)

FULLY CAST (February 26, 2010)

DRAMA AND CHAOS (February 25, 2010)

COVER BOY (February 24, 2010)

KIMMEL ON KINDLE (February 23, 2010)

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY (February 22, 2010)

UP TO SNUFF (February 21, 2010)

THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING CDR (February 20, 2010)

A WAND’RING MINSTREL I (February 19, 2010)

THE LOVELY DAY OFF (February 18, 2010)

CORRECTIONS, FIXES, ADDITIONS, AND SUBTRACTIONS (February 17, 2010)

YESTERDAY’S MASHED POTATOES (February 16, 2010)

THE MYSTERY OF THE MYSTERY GIRL (February 15, 2010)

BUSY AS A B (February 14, 2010)

MELON BALLS (February 13, 2010)

THE SAND DAB (February 12, 2010)

SHORT AND SWEET (February 11, 2010)

ALL HAIL THE HAIL (February 10, 2010)

THE BAFFLING DAY (February 9, 2010)

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (February 8, 2010)

THAT’S A FINE HOW DO YOU DO (February 7, 2010)

GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YOU (February 6, 2010)

AT ONE WITH THE WORLD (February 5, 2010)

LOOK I MADE A BOOK WHERE THERE NEVER WAS A BOOK (February 4, 2010)

THE HOME STRETCH (February 3, 2010)

TONGUE (February 2, 2010)

WELCOME FEBRUARY (February 1, 2010)

MUSIC BY DAVID SHIRE (January 31, 2010)

AS BRIEF AS A STRING BIKINI (January 30, 2010)

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL (January 29, 2010)

$*){}+_>?>/.,/ (January 28, 2010)

THE READER’S DIGEST NOTES (January 27, 2010)

TENDER TERRITORY (January 26, 2010)

THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE (January 25, 2010)

ROLLER COASTER (January 24, 2010)

MUSIC HATH CHARMS TO SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BREAST AND BEAST (January 23, 2010)

AH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE (January 22, 2010)

THE DELUGE (January 21, 2010)

A THIRD OF MY DINING TABLE IS MISSING (January 20, 2010)

WRITTEN ON THE WIND (January 19, 2010)

BLEARY WEARY EYES (January 18, 2010)

NTOES (January 17, 2010)

THE ERRANT PERIOD (January 16, 2010)

SHMOOTZ (January 15, 2010)

KISSED (January 14, 2010)

THE MUFFIN MAN (January 13, 2010)

UBER (January 12, 2010)

THE TRIP (January 11, 2010)

HIGH TIME (January 10, 2010)

THE NORMA DESMOND NOTES (January 9, 2010)

ON LAMB CHOPS THEY PUT PANTIES (January 8, 2010)

WE GET LETTERS (January 7, 2010)

THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT (January 6, 2010)

THE MARVELOUSLY MARVELOUS MUSE (January 5, 2010)

I’VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO MY MINTS (January 4, 2010)

A WRITING JAG, A WRITING TEAR, A WRITING BINGE (January 3, 2010)

IMAGES OF LIVERWURST (January 2, 2010)

WELCOME 2010! (January 1, 2010)

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