Archive for 2013

FAREWELL 2013, HELLO 2014! (December 31, 2013)

THE CONUNDRUM OF TIME (December 30, 2013)

A FUN THING THAT HAPPENED IN 2013 (December 29, 2013)

THE HAINSIE AWARDS (December 28, 2013)

SPECIAL MOMENTS (December 27, 2013)

HAVING MYSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS (December 26, 2013)

A FESTIVELY FESTIVE CHRISTMAS (December 25, 2013)

THE DOING OF THE DO (December 24, 2013)

SANTA AND HIS ELVES WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK (December 23, 2013)

FEELING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT (December 22, 2013)

INSPIRED BY REAL LIFE EVENTS (December 21, 2013)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW (December 20, 2013)

THE ABRUPT NOTES THAT WEREN’T ABRUPT (December 19, 2013)

SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING (December 18, 2013)

COLORFORMS (December 17, 2013)

COUNTDOWN TO 2014 (December 16, 2013)

THE TWO RANTS (December 15, 2013)

REMEMBERING FRED (TOBY) BLUTH (December 14, 2013)

AT LONG LAST LI’L ABNER (December 13, 2013)

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT EYEBROWS BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK (December 12, 2013)

PRACTICALLY PERFECT (December 11, 2013)

BRRRRR! (December 10, 2013)

UNPLUGGED (December 9, 2013)

OPENING NIGHT AND THE BIRTHDAY BOY (December 8, 2013)

PURE IMAGINATION (December 7, 2013)

I DID NOT SEE THE LIVE BROADCAST OF THE SOUND OF MUSIC OR THE FACEBOOK SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING (December 6, 2013)

A KRITZERLAND THREESOME (December 5, 2013)

THE SPLITTING HEADACHE (December 4, 2013)

THE MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER DONUT THING (December 3, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 40 (December 2, 2013)

DELIGHTFUL DECEMBER (December 1, 2013)

THE FINAL DAY OF NOVEMBER (November 30, 2013)

THE COLOR OF FRIDAY (November 29, 2013)

GIVING THANKS 2013 (November 28, 2013)

THE DAY I DID NOT HAVE THE CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER THING (November 27, 2013)

KAFKA (November 26, 2013)

FINDING THE SHOW (November 25, 2013)

THE BACON-AND-EGG MAN (November 24, 2013)

FINAL DRESS/FIRST PREVIEW (November 23, 2013)

THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE UMBRELLAS OF CHERBOURG (November 22, 2013)

DOWN AGAIN, UP AGAIN, DOWN AGAIN, UP AGAIN (November 21, 2013)

PHASE ONE AND TWO (November 20, 2013)

DOES ANYONE STILL DRIVE A HUPMOBILE? (November 19, 2013)

KNOCK KNOCK (November 18, 2013)

HEADING INTO PREVIEWS (November 17, 2013)

THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND (November 16, 2013)

OY AND VEY (November 15, 2013)

FIRE AND BRIMSTONE (November 14, 2013)

VAL KILMER’S TREES (November 13, 2013)

FINDING SANDY BAINUM (November 12, 2013)

THE MYSTERY OF THE PROBLEMATIC POSTINGS (November 11, 2013)

VERY (November 10, 2013)

A VIDEO SHOOT IN PASADENA (November 9, 2013)

A VERY HAPPY HAINESHISWAY.COM ANNIVERSARY (November 8, 2013)

MOXIE (November 7, 2013)

A POTENT STRESS REMOVER (November 6, 2013)

THE SLUGGISHLY SLUGGISH SITE (November 5, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 39 (November 4, 2013)

WHAT ELEPHANT? (November 3, 2013)

ASSEMBLING THE SHOW (November 2, 2013)

ONCE UPON A TIME IN NOVEMBER (November 1, 2013)

A LOVELY WAY TO SPEND AN AFTERNOON (October 31, 2013)

GREETING THE DAY (October 30, 2013)

1870! (October 29, 2013)

SUNDAY WAS NOT A DAY OF REST (October 28, 2013)

THE WORLD IS A CIRCLE (October 27, 2013)

COLLABORATION (October 26, 2013)

THE FUN PART – MUSICAL STAGING (October 25, 2013)

KEEPING MY WITS ABOUT ME (October 24, 2013)

CLOSE HARMONY (October 23, 2013)

SWEET BEGINNINGS (October 22, 2013)

THE MEET AND GREET (October 21, 2013)

A HEAD FILLED WITH SONGS (October 20, 2013)

SO LET ME GET RIGHT TO THE POINT (October 19, 2013)

SECOND SIGHT (October 18, 2013)

OUT OF ORDER (October 17, 2013)

BULLET POINTS (October 16, 2013)

THE SWIMMING HEAD (October 15, 2013)

COMPARMENTALIZING (October 14, 2013)

IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE SATURDAYS (October 13, 2013)

AWAKE AND SING (October 12, 2013)

WASTE MAKES WASTE (October 11, 2013)

FIRST THINGS FIRST, SECOND THINGS SIXTH, FIFTH THINGS THIRD (October 10, 2013)

I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER (October 9, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 38 (October 8, 2013)

GETTING BACK INSIDE OUTSIDE THE BOX – SEASON THREE (October 7, 2013)

THE UNSEEMLY HEAT (October 6, 2013)

THE BELOVED CHOCOLATE DONUT WITH PEANUT BUTTER INNARDS (October 5, 2013)

THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS (October 4, 2013)

THE SORRY STATE OF THEATER AUDIENCES (October 3, 2013)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE MISSING BELLS (October 2, 2013)

THE CREAM HORN TRIO PLAYS THE TENTH MONTH (October 1, 2013)

WHISTLING (September 30, 2013)

CONCEPTUALIZING (September 29, 2013)

INFLUENTIAL (September 28, 2013)

NIPS (September 27, 2013)

I HEART HERRMANN (September 26, 2013)

FROGGER (September 25, 2013)

COVER CHARGE (September 24, 2013)

WHAT I DID ON SUNDAY (September 23, 2013)

THE BIG BED (September 22, 2013)

BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE TIRED (September 21, 2013)

THE NOTEWORTHY NOTES (September 20, 2013)

NOTES IN VARIOUS KEYS (September 19, 2013)

CONTEMPLATING MY NOVEL (September 18, 2013)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING AVATARS AND SMILEYS BY ERLE STANLEY GARDNER (September 17, 2013)

MISSING DOWNBEATS AND ACCENTS (September 16, 2013)

THE DE PALMA NOTES (September 15, 2013)

OLD AXIOMS AND OLD SAWS (September 14, 2013)

THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER (September 13, 2013)

DEJA NEWS (September 12, 2013)

MUMBLY-PEG (September 11, 2013)

HOW IT IS (September 10, 2013)

HOW TO PUT ON A SHOW (September 9, 2013)

THE DEATH OF A DOG (September 8, 2013)

BRAVE NEW WORLD (September 7, 2013)

HEAD-TURNERS (September 6, 2013)

BAGUETTES AND BAGUETTES (September 5, 2013)

ODE TO A NIGHTINGALE AND OTHER ASSORTED ODES (September 4, 2013)

WHERE DO NUTS COME FROM? (September 3, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 37 (September 2, 2013)

TRY TO REMEMBER THE KIND OF SEPTEMBER (September 1, 2013)

COIFED BY TEDDY (August 31, 2013)

TWERKING (August 30, 2013)

THE SHERMAN BROTHER (August 29, 2013)

WHITE NOISE (August 28, 2013)

RELEASING AND REHEARSING (August 27, 2013)

THE VIRUS OF CYRUS (August 26, 2013)

THE FIRST UMAMI BURGER (August 25, 2013)

BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (August 24, 2013)

THE STURGEON SURGEON (August 23, 2013)

THE MEANING OF THE ONE-MINUTE EGG (August 22, 2013)

OPEN MIC (August 21, 2013)

SIMPLY (August 20, 2013)

THE FINAL FINESSE (August 19, 2013)

HOW I SPENT MY SATURDAY (August 18, 2013)

THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC (August 17, 2013)

A HELPING OF SECONDS (August 16, 2013)

WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN? (August 15, 2013)

PITCHING WOO (August 14, 2013)

FINISHING THE MIX (August 13, 2013)

WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT? (August 12, 2013)

GONE WITH THE WIND (August 11, 2013)

GERITOL AND FIVE-DAY DEODORANT PADS (August 10, 2013)

PHOTOGRAPHIC FRIDAY (August 9, 2013)

32 (August 8, 2013)

NOTES WITHOUT MUSIC (August 7, 2013)

IT’S MAGIC (August 6, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 36 (August 5, 2013)

NOW CUT THAT OUT (August 4, 2013)

TOO MANY FILES AND DIRECTORIES AT THE ROOT LEVEL (August 3, 2013)

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT CHICKEN FRICASSEE BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK (August 2, 2013)

IT IS AUGUST (August 1, 2013)

COMPING THE VOCALS (July 31, 2013)

STRAWBERRY FRAPPE (July 30, 2013)

ADO! ADO! (July 29, 2013)

THE OKIE DOKE DAY (July 28, 2013)

BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT OR WIT IS THE BREVITY OF SOUL (July 27, 2013)

THE SORT OF DAY OFF (July 26, 2013)

MELON BALLS (July 25, 2013)

FINISHING PHASE TWO (July 24, 2013)

PLANKS FOR THE MEMORIES (July 23, 2013)

FINISHING THE CHARTS (July 22, 2013)

THE HAPPY RECORDING SESSION (July 21, 2013)

PLAYBILLS (July 20, 2013)

PAPERBACKS (July 19, 2013)

HAD A PIECE LATELY? (July 18, 2013)

NOTES IN THE KEY OF Bb (July 17, 2013)

THE CUCKOO GOES CRAZY (July 16, 2013)

A PLACE IN THE SUN (July 15, 2013)

FARCE ISN’T EASY (July 14, 2013)

HIGH SPEED INTERNET (July 13, 2013)

LOW SPEED INTERNET (July 12, 2013)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF LINKEDIN (July 11, 2013)

THREE FRIENDS (July 10, 2013)

EVERYTHING THE TRAFFIC WILL ALLOW (July 9, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 35 (July 8, 2013)

GETTING IT RIGHT (July 7, 2013)

WHEN THE RED RED ROBIN COMES BOB BOB BOBBIN’ ALONG (July 6, 2013)

THE HIGHLAND FLING OR THE BOSTON FANCY (July 5, 2013)

FIREWORKS (July 4, 2013)

STATS (July 3, 2013)

FIRST THINGS FIRST (July 2, 2013)

HAPPY JULY (July 1, 2013)

THE HUNT FOR FIRST EDITIONS (June 30, 2013)

THE PIPSQUEAK NOTES (June 29, 2013)

THE CONFUSING DAY (June 28, 2013)

HELP (June 27, 2013)

BOILED BLOOD (June 26, 2013)

BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL OR NOSTALGIA CONTINUED (June 25, 2013)

MY LA – A VISUAL ESSAY (June 24, 2013)

THE TUFTED TITMOUSE (June 23, 2013)

WHEN THE FANCY STRIKES ME (June 22, 2013)

THE LIGHT BULB MOMENT (June 21, 2013)

HOME SWEET HOME (June 20, 2013)

IN COMES COMPANY (June 19, 2013)

WILD SALMON (June 18, 2013)

NON-REALITY TV (June 17, 2013)

ON MY WAY TO THE DC OF WASHINGTON (June 16, 2013)

REVIEWING THE SITUATION (June 15, 2013)

A SIDE OF NOTES OR HALF NOTES (June 14, 2013)

SKINNY COW (June 13, 2013)

THE COMPLETELY COMPLETE SITE (June 12, 2013)

HOARY JOKES (June 11, 2013)

THE SARDONICUS TONY REPORT (June 10, 2013)

I HEART NEIL SIMON (June 9, 2013)

THE BOOK SIGNING (June 8, 2013)

BARBARA, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTYHOSE (June 7, 2013)

WHITE RICE (June 6, 2013)

THE DASTARDLY CASE OF FOOD POISONING (June 5, 2013)

A TRIPLE LUTZ WITHOUT SKATES (June 4, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 34 (June 3, 2013)

A LOVELY STUMBLE-THROUGH AND A THURBER CARNIVAL (June 2, 2013)

JUST BECAUSE IT’S JUNE, JUNE, JUNE (June 1, 2013)

PRESENTING THE NEW HAINESHISWAY.COM WEBSITE (May 31, 2013)

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN ALMOST (May 30, 2013)

DISCOMBOBULATED (May 29, 2013)

WORKING (May 28, 2013)

HOME IMPROVEMENT (May 27, 2013)

AMPLIFICATION (May 26, 2013)

ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT (May 25, 2013)

MEATLOAF (May 24, 2013)

THE GHOST SITE GOES WEST (May 23, 2013)

THE LUDDITE WHO KNEW TOO MUCH (May 22, 2013)

POLO, BADMINTON AND CROQUET, OH MY (May 21, 2013)

THE MORE THE MERRIER SAY I (May 20, 2013)

THE ENDLESS EVENING OF WRITING (May 19, 2013)

UNEVENLY DISTRIBUTED GRAIN (May 18, 2013)

THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHAGIN’ (May 17, 2013)

THE BOOKS ARRIVE EARLY (May 16, 2013)

TOO EARLY BLUES (May 15, 2013)

I BELIEVE-UH IN MIRACLESSSS (May 14, 2013)

THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME OR THE RELAXING DAY (May 13, 2013)

THE BIGGEST MOTHER OF THEM ALL (May 12, 2013)

TROUBLE WITH A CAPITAL “T” AND THAT RHYMES WITH “T” AND THAT STANDS FOR TIME WARNER (May 11, 2013)

THE REAL HISTORY OF VARESE SARABANDE (May 10, 2013)

LINER NOTES (May 9, 2013)

THE GREAT ESCAPE (May 8, 2013)

THE CONTINENTAL, THE CARIOCA, AND THE TAPIOCA (May 7, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 33 (May 6, 2013)

ONCE IN A LIFETIME (May 5, 2013)

THE DAY I MOSEYED (May 4, 2013)

THE WORLD OF NANCY KWAN (May 3, 2013)

THE DEED IS DONE (May 2, 2013)

A MERRY MAY (May 1, 2013)

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO APRIL? (April 30, 2013)

MR. LUCKY (April 29, 2013)

FORM AND CONTENT (April 28, 2013)

THE GALLEY APPROVED (April 27, 2013)

THE POUNDING OF THE BEEFSTEAK (April 26, 2013)

TRADEMARKS AND OTHER NONSENSE (April 25, 2013)

RAPPIN’ AND RHYMIN’ (April 24, 2013)

ON THE BOARDS (April 23, 2013)

THE NEW RUNNING SHOES (April 22, 2013)

THE WEST SIDE STORY STORY (April 21, 2013)

KING OF THE KAFTAN (April 20, 2013)

THE PASSING PARADE (April 19, 2013)

BK UNCHAINED (April 18, 2013)

UP AND AT ‘EM (April 17, 2013)

THE FINAL PROOF (April 16, 2013)

TRIMMING THE TREES (April 15, 2013)

HEAVEN CAN WAIT (April 14, 2013)

GREASE IS THE WORD (April 13, 2013)

A WONDERFUL DAY LIKE YESTERDAY (April 12, 2013)

THE LOST MORNING (April 11, 2013)

THE NEVERENDING TUESDAY (April 10, 2013)

IN SEARCH OF THE MISSING CUE (April 9, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 32 (April 8, 2013)

MRS. BRADY STOPS THE SHOW (April 7, 2013)

DEATH AND OTHER MATTERS (April 6, 2013)

INSURANCE AND PANTS (April 5, 2013)

THE CRAZY DAY THAT WAS YESTERDAY (April 4, 2013)

THE DOLLY CHRONICLES (April 3, 2013)

THE DAY THE TRACKPAD DIED (April 2, 2013)

APRIL LOVE (April 1, 2013)

EASTER PARADE (March 31, 2013)

THE WACKY WORLD OF EBAY BOOKSELLERS (March 30, 2013)

THE STUPID DAY (March 29, 2013)

LE GRANDE LEGRAND (March 28, 2013)

THE FURY OF CHRISTINE (March 27, 2013)

PIANO MAN, ALARM MAN, AND SHE DEVIL (March 26, 2013)

THE DAY I NEEDED TO HAVE (March 25, 2013)

BACK HOME IN THE CITY OF STUDIO (March 24, 2013)

COMING HOME (March 23, 2013)

THURSDAY IN WASHINGTON, DC (March 22, 2013)

THE DC ADVENTURE CONTINUES (March 21, 2013)

THE DC OF WASHINGTON (March 20, 2013)

WASHINGTON DC HERE I COME! (March 19, 2013)

AT THE BALLET (March 18, 2013)

THINNER (March 17, 2013)

COLONEL PANIC (March 16, 2013)

THE DAY OF THE TELEPHONIC CONVERSATIONS (March 15, 2013)

LUG NUTS (March 14, 2013)

THE AUDITIONS, THE DIET, THE BLOB (March 13, 2013)

FINALLY CAST (March 12, 2013)

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS (March 11, 2013)

LITTLE FROZEN TACOS OR SPRING AWAKENING (March 10, 2013)

GYU KAKU (March 9, 2013)

PERSEVERANCE AND HARDHEADEDNESS (March 8, 2013)

THE PRICE OF TRAVEL, AND JERRY VALE (March 7, 2013)

CRITIQUING THE CRITICS (March 6, 2013)

AESTHETICS (March 5, 2013)

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE BONE (March 4, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 31 (March 3, 2013)

MUSICALS 101 (March 2, 2013)

THE MERRY MONTH OF MARCH (March 1, 2013)

THE FINAL DAY OF FEBRUARY (February 28, 2013)

AUDIO BOOKS (February 27, 2013)

THE SCARCITY OF THE ONION BAGEL (February 26, 2013)

DREAMING OF ROQUEFORT (February 25, 2013)

I’M IN THE MOOD FOR OSCAR (February 24, 2013)

FASCINATING (February 23, 2013)

TIME FLIES WHEN YOU’RE HAVING FUN AND FUN FLIES WHEN YOU’RE HAVING TIME (February 22, 2013)

ROBBIE (February 21, 2013)

THE ROAR OF THE PASTRAMI, THE SMELL OF THE CHEESECAKE (February 20, 2013)

IT DON’T MEAN A THING IF IT AIN’T GOT THAT SWING (February 19, 2013)

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO (February 18, 2013)

STIR CRAZY (February 17, 2013)

THE ROAD TO WELLSVILLE (February 16, 2013)

THE TIDE HAS TURNED (February 15, 2013)

THE SOUND OF MUCOUS OR HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY (February 14, 2013)

I’VE GOT IT BAD AND THAT AIN’T GOOD (February 13, 2013)

TOOTH AND NAIL (February 12, 2013)

FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT AGAIN (February 11, 2013)

FUN ELEMENTS (February 10, 2013)

NOTES A LA CARTE (February 8, 2013)

THE FIXES (February 8, 2013)

LIFE IS A CABARET, OLD CHUM (February 7, 2013)

CARPENTER ANTS (February 6, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 30 (February 5, 2013)

MAGIC TO DO (February 4, 2013)

THE FAST TRACK (February 3, 2013)

THE SECOND REHEARSAL (February 2, 2013)

FAB FEBRUARY (February 1, 2013)

THE SETTING UP OF THE PRINTER (January 31, 2013)

THE FIRST REHEARSAL (January 30, 2013)

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BK (January 29, 2013)

HEADSHOTS (January 28, 2013)

OBSESSION (January 27, 2013)

I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES (January 26, 2013)

OLGA SMIRNOV ASKS WHERE DID I GO? (January 25, 2013)

THE PROTECTIVE MUSE (January 24, 2013)

RIGOLETTO (January 23, 2013)

FINISHING THE BOOK 13 (January 22, 2013)

OUTSIDE THE BOX EPISODE FIVE (January 21, 2013)

A MAN POSSESSED (January 20, 2013)

JUGGLING (January 19, 2013)

THE LACK OF A TITLE OR THE DEVIATED SEPTUM (January 18, 2013)

WORDS, WORDS, AND MORE WORDS (January 17, 2013)

NOTES THAT ARE ALL OVER THE MAP (January 16, 2013)

IN THE HOME STRETCH (January 15, 2013)

WONDERFUL GIFTS FROM ABOVE (January 14, 2013)

TWO JEWS IN A ROOM (January 13, 2013)

THE NOTES THAT HAD NOTHING TO SAY (January 12, 2013)

THE RETURN OF THE PATTY MELT (January 11, 2013)

THE HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL (January 9, 2013)

I HEART WRITING (January 9, 2013)

EDITING 101 (January 8, 2013)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 29 (January 7, 2013)

THE JOY OF THE STUMBLE-THROUGH (January 6, 2013)

TWELVE PAGES (January 5, 2013)

GETTING THE DAYS STRAIGHT (January 4, 2013)

WRITING, REHEARSING, AND WATCHING, OH MY (January 3, 2013)

ON A WONDERFUL DAY LIKE YESTERDAY (January 2, 2013)

WELCOME 2013! (January 1, 2013)

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