Archive for 2020

FAREWELL 2020, HELLO 2021! (December 31, 2020)

THE YEAR THAT DIDN’T FLY BY (December 30, 2020)

THE MUSIC OF THE DAY AND THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT (December 29, 2020)

THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS (December 28, 2020)

HEADING TOWARD A NEW YEAR (December 27, 2020)

THE LONELY CHRISTMAS (December 26, 2020)

A CHRISTMAS LINE (December 25, 2020)

SO LONG, FAREWELL TO REBECCA LUKER (December 24, 2020)

A WHOLE LOTTA LENYA GOING ON (December 23, 2020)

THE MARX BROTHERS DO THE SIBELIUS SECOND (December 22, 2020)

THE LITTLE THIEVES (December 21, 2020)

MOON-FACED, STARRY EYED (December 20, 2020)

SCHWINGING WITH SCHWANDA (December 19, 2020)

WHAT’S OPERA, DOC? (December 18, 2020)

A WALTZ DREAM (December 17, 2020)

HEAVY WITH AN OCCASIONAL SPLASH OF LIGHT AND AIRY (December 16, 2020)

IGNORING THE WHITE NOISE (December 15, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 111 (December 14, 2020)

COMMUNAL AFFAIRS (December 13, 2020)

INHERITED COOKIES (December 12, 2020)

THE SOPRANO, THE BASSO PROFUNDO, AND THE TESSIE TURA (December 11, 2020)

VAS IZ DAS, FISH? AN OPERA (December 10, 2020)

OLDER AND WISER (December 9, 2020)

THE NEW AGE ME (December 8, 2020)

THE DAY BEFORE I’M OLDER (December 7, 2020)

THE BRANDED AND THE STIGMATIZED (December 6, 2020)

THE GRAPES OF WRATH (December 5, 2020)

THE RETURN OF THE HOARDERS (December 4, 2020)

ONE BREAST AT A TIME (December 3, 2020)

THE WHITE SHEIK (December 2, 2020)

IT’S DECEMBER (December 1, 2020)

TRY TO REMEMBER THE END OF NOVEMBER (November 30, 2020)

ONE NOSTRIL AT A TIME (November 29, 2020)

THE TEST (November 28, 2020)

A THANKSGIVING MEMORY (November 27, 2020)

NOTES WITH STUFFING (November 26, 2020)

UP MY PROVERBIAL ALLEY (November 25, 2020)

BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG DAY (November 24, 2020)

HANSEL AND GRETEL COME TO TOWN (November 23, 2020)

THE RETURN OF L’APPARTEMENT (November 22, 2020)

A TALE OF TWO OPERAS (November 21, 2020)

COLONEL FIELDING, COLONEL FIELDING! (November 20, 2020)

I HAS SPOKEN (November 19, 2020)

BACHIANOTES (November 18, 2020)

MR. KLEMPERER’S MAHLER (November 17, 2020)

PROJECT 2 AND THE NEW BOOK IDEA (November 16, 2020)

FINDING DVDS (November 15, 2020)

BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF BREVITY (November 14, 2020)

THE ENIGMA OF THE WARNER BROS. RECORD (November 13, 2020)

TWO NEW TITLES (November 12, 2020)

THE STEREO AFFAIR (November 11, 2020)

A MONO AFFAIR (November 10, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 110 (November 9, 2020)

LIGHT AND SANITY AND SHOW DAY, OH MY (November 8, 2020)

THE BARBER CHAIR (November 7, 2020)

THE HARY JANOS SUITE (November 6, 2020)

THE ENIGMA OF THE DAYS (November 5, 2020)

THE RETURN OF KRITZERLAND RELEASES (November 4, 2020)

QUE SERA SERA, WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE (November 3, 2020)

INTERPRETIVE DANCE (November 2, 2020)

GAINING AN HOUR AND A BRAND NEW MONTH, NAMELY NOVEMBER (November 1, 2020)

SCARY HALLOWEEN NOTES (October 31, 2020)

FEELING MORE LIKE MYSELF (October 30, 2020)

PROJECT ONE IS DONE (October 29, 2020)

THE LAST OF JERRY’S DELI (October 28, 2020)

A PATCH OF BLU (October 27, 2020)

BASED ON CHARACTERS CREATED BY STIEG LARSSON (October 26, 2020)

ZEALOUS OVER SZELL (October 25, 2020)

THE WANING EVENING (October 24, 2020)

THE ALL OVER THE PLACE NOTES (October 23, 2020)

THE WILD AND WOOLY DAYS OF EBAY (October 22, 2020)

WEIRD JAPANESE THINGS (October 21, 2020)

WHAT IS A ROOF DOING IN MY MOUTH (October 20, 2020)

FRENCHING (October 19, 2020)

WHAT I’M BORED OF (October 18, 2020)

THE WRONG AMADEUS (October 17, 2020)

BADGE OF HONOR (October 16, 2020)

PAS DE BOUREE (October 15, 2020)

POWER (October 14, 2020)

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE NOTES KIND (October 13, 2020)

BACKSTAGE AT KRITZERLAND (October 12, 2020)

FOR THE LOVE OF ART (October 11, 2020)

RICHARD WITH AN R, NOT JOHANN WITH A J (October 10, 2020)

COLLECTOR OF WEIRD THINGS (October 9, 2020)

WHEN ONE IDEA BECOMES TWO IDEAS (October 8, 2020)

FORCE QUIT (October 7, 2020)

THE MORNING MELTDOWN (October 6, 2020)

SEDUCED BY HOLLYWOOD (October 5, 2020)

THE DICTATING MICROPHONE (October 4, 2020)

A LETHARGIC LUMP OF NOTHING MUCH (October 3, 2020)

REALITY TV (October 2, 2020)

THE TENTH MONTH, NAMELY OCTOBER (October 1, 2020)

REDDY, SET, GO (September 30, 2020)

ELBOW PASTA (September 29, 2020)

APPLES AND HONEY (September 28, 2020)

THE COLLECTOR (September 27, 2020)

THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY AT 50 (September 26, 2020)

THE LISTS OF THE LISTLESS (September 25, 2020)

WHEN RIBS ARE PRIME (September 24, 2020)

REUNIONS (September 23, 2020)

NURSE!!! (September 22, 2020)

RAINBOWS FOR ALI AND ME (September 21, 2020)

MY DOMESTIC SYMPHONY IN THE KEY OF BK (September 20, 2020)

ROSH HASHANAH OR THE JEWISH NEW YEAR (September 19, 2020)

EVERYDAY IS AN AGNUS DAY (September 18, 2020)

THE SLIGHTLY BETTER DAY – I’LL TAKE IT! (September 17, 2020)

HOLD THE MALAISE (September 16, 2020)

THE DAY THE BLOOD BOILED (September 15, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 109 (September 14, 2020)

THE DAY OF THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY SHOW (September 13, 2020)

ALL THOSE TYPOS (September 12, 2020)

MONGOLIAN CHEESE (September 11, 2020)

TYPING AND TWIDDLING (September 10, 2020)

COLORFUL NOTES (September 9, 2020)

THE UNSUSPECTING RUTABAGA (September 8, 2020)

THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT (September 7, 2020)

SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION FROM A MUSICAL (September 6, 2020)

THE SOUND OF TWO PIANOS (September 5, 2020)

THE WITCHING HOUR, THE FAERIE SPRITES, AND THE NOTES (September 4, 2020)

TIME IS A FICKLE MISTRESS (September 3, 2020)

DON’T MESSA WITH DA REQUIEM (September 2, 2020)

GREETING SEPTEMBER WITH A SMILE AND A LAUGH AND A SONG (September 1, 2020)

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS (August 31, 2020)

BABY, IT’S HOT INSIDE (August 30, 2020)

THAT FLUMMOXED FEELING (August 29, 2020)

THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE KIMMEL’S BACK (August 28, 2020)

WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE (August 27, 2020)

DISSERTATION ON THE STATE OF BLISS, BEEF TACO-WISE (August 26, 2020)

THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE (August 25, 2020)

THE NEGATIVE VS. POSITIVE SOCIAL MEDIA CONUNDRUM (August 24, 2020)

THE UNWRITTEN NOTES GET WRITTEN (August 23, 2020)

REMASTERED (August 22, 2020)

THE PEPPERONI PIZZA THAT WASN’T A PEPPERONI PIZZA (August 21, 2020)

A DAY AT THE SCENIE AWARDS (August 20, 2020)

THE DAY THAT WAS ALMOST A MUSICAL (August 19, 2020)

DRUM ROLL (August 18, 2020)

THE MENNONITES EAT A KIWI FRUIT AND DO THE LIMBO (August 17, 2020)

HOT FLASHES (August 16, 2020)

THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN AND OTHER TALES (August 15, 2020)

FIVE VARIANTS OF LAZARUS TAKING A DIVE (August 14, 2020)

AT THE BALLET (August 13, 2020)

IN OF SORTS (August 12, 2020)

WHY NOTES SHOULD NEVER BE DICTATED (August 11, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 108 (August 10, 2020)

THE SANDWICH (August 9, 2020)

MELON SQUARES (August 8, 2020)

ARE SNAKES NECESSARY? (August 7, 2020)

MUSINGS ON THE BALL PEEN HAMMER (August 6, 2020)

THE MYSTERY PROJECT REVEALED (August 5, 2020)

THE CRETIN UNMASKED (August 4, 2020)

THE TROUBLE WITH SCHUMANN (August 3, 2020)

THE SAD DEMISE OF THE LEAN CUISINE (August 2, 2020)

PRETTY PLEASE WITH EXTRA SAUCE OR LOOK, IT’S AUGUST (August 1, 2020)

WHEN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DO AS THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIANS DO (July 31, 2020)

A LOVING TRIBUTE (July 30, 2020)

THE FLY IS DEAD (July 29, 2020)

THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE (July 28, 2020)

IT’S 10:00 – DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE? (July 27, 2020)

YOUNGER THAN SPRINGTIME AND OLDER THAN RANCID CHEESE (July 26, 2020)

THE RETURN OF THE BIG GLASSES (July 25, 2020)

EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK (July 24, 2020)

THE COMEBACK NOTES WITH COMEBACK SAUCY SAUCE (July 23, 2020)

BRUNO WITH A B (July 22, 2020)

BY GEORGE – DUNING, THAT IS (July 21, 2020)

AS SURE AS MY NAME IS BK (July 20, 2020)

RELAXING WITH MAHLER (July 19, 2020)

THE WHOLE DAMN FOOT IN THE WATER (July 18, 2020)

ENIGMA VARIATIONS (July 17, 2020)

STUPID STUFF (July 16, 2020)

MEATLESS NOTES (July 15, 2020)

THE MUSIC MAN AND I (July 14, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 107 (July 13, 2020)

DEPARTMENT STORE REVERIE (July 12, 2020)

1962 (July 11, 2020)

THE BROWNING VERSION (July 10, 2020)

CELLO AGAIN (July 9, 2020)

THE LISZT IS ENDLESS (July 8, 2020)

TWIRLING A BATON AND DOING THE SPLITS (July 7, 2020)

BK FOR PRESIDENT (July 6, 2020)

THIS IS THE CITY (July 5, 2020)

THE TALE OF THE FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE (July 4, 2020)

OTMAR VON SCHMICTER (July 3, 2020)

THE MINI CANS AND I (July 2, 2020)

AND NOW, JULY (July 1, 2020)

FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON (June 30, 2020)

IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF IMITATION (June 29, 2020)

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS (June 28, 2020)

ZOOMING (June 27, 2020)

THESE KIDS TODAY (June 26, 2020)

CONTEMPLATING MY ELBOW AND EYEBROW (June 25, 2020)

NOTES WITH SUBTITLES (June 24, 2020)

OPERETTA (June 23, 2020)

THE ROSALIE STORY (June 22, 2020)

THE BROWNING VERSION AND THE FATHER’S DAY VERSION (June 21, 2020)

LISTENING TO SCHUBERT WHILST EATING SHERBET (June 20, 2020)

THE DONUT EFFECT (June 19, 2020)

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED (June 18, 2020)

THE TELLER OF TALES (June 17, 2020)

MADAME SPIVY (June 16, 2020)

THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY AND ME (June 15, 2020)

FRUSTRATION AND FIREWORKS (June 14, 2020)

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO WORD (June 13, 2020)

CONTEXT (June 12, 2020)

THE BIG HEAT (June 11, 2020)

ON THE QT (June 10, 2020)

A THOUSAND CLOWNS (June 9, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 106 (June 8, 2020)

TONIGHT AT FIVE/EIGHT (June 7, 2020)

THE RETURN OF SHE OF THE EVIL EYE (June 6, 2020)

THE GOOD ONE (June 5, 2020)

THE RETURN OF THE TROUSDALE (June 4, 2020)

FINDING PEOPLE (June 3, 2020)

THE BOOKS ARRIVE (June 2, 2020)

HELLO EVERYBODY, MY NAME’S JUNE, WHAT’S YOURS? (June 1, 2020)

LET’S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT (May 31, 2020)

THE THREE FACES OF BK (May 30, 2020)

THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE (May 29, 2020)

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (May 28, 2020)

ANOTHER SCREED (May 27, 2020)

WHAT THE WELL DRESSED PERSON EATS DURING A PANDEMIC (May 26, 2020)

HOW DO YOU BRAIN PEOPLE WITH NO BRAINS? (May 25, 2020)

RESTLESS AND FIDGETY (May 24, 2020)

ZOOM MANIA (May 23, 2020)

RESISTING THE URGE (May 22, 2020)

VIS-A-VIS (May 21, 2020)

THE RETURN OF TRAFFIC (May 20, 2020)

UNCHARTED TERRITORY (May 19, 2020)

A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY (May 18, 2020)

THE LONG AND THE SHORT SCREED (May 17, 2020)

AND (May 16, 2020)

CONSISTENCY (May 15, 2020)

MY NAME IS BK AND I’M A PIZZAHOLIC (May 14, 2020)

CONTINUOUS PHLEGM (May 13, 2020)

SLEUTHING (May 12, 2020)

THREE BALLS IN THE AIR (May 11, 2020)

THE COMEDY OF ERRORS AND HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY (May 10, 2020)

WHERE ARE ALL THOSE CARS GOING EXACTLY? (May 9, 2020)

A MODERN MAJOR MIRACLE (May 8, 2020)

THE LIVING INCARNATION OF A NASH RAMBLER (May 7, 2020)

THERE ARE A MILLION STORIES IN THE NAKED CITY (May 6, 2020)

THE MORNING AFTER AND HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (May 5, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 105 (May 4, 2020)

THE DAY OF THE BIG SHOW (May 3, 2020)

SASSY (May 2, 2020)

MAY MAY BE A POSITIVE AND GLORIOUS MONTH WITH A LITTLE LUSTY THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE (May 1, 2020)

THE SECOND TEST (April 30, 2020)

THE FIRST TEST (April 29, 2020)

THE MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING MILES (April 28, 2020)

THE FIRST NUDIE NOTES (April 27, 2020)

THE NON-STOP DAY (April 26, 2020)

A TALE OF TWO LOLITAS AND OTHER DIVERTING DIVERSIONS (April 25, 2020)

FRIED BRAIN, TIRED BACK, AND SOLVING THE RIDDLE (April 24, 2020)

A TALE OF TWO PIZZAS (April 23, 2020)

SAUERKRAUT WESTERNS (April 22, 2020)

BEING PRODUCTIVE (April 21, 2020)

THE HARMONICA AND I (April 20, 2020)

GIVE THAT MAN A KEWPIE DOLL (April 19, 2020)

ANOTHER FINE COINCIDENCE YOU’VE GOTTEN US INTO (April 18, 2020)

WHAT’S SO BAD ABOUT FEELING GOOD? (April 17, 2020)

RETURN WITH US NOW TO THOSE THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR (April 16, 2020)

SANITY TORN ASUNDER (April 15, 2020)

SHROUDED IN SECRECY (April 14, 2020)

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE? (April 13, 2020)

I’M HAPPY TO REPORT IT’S EASTER (April 12, 2020)

NUKING THE IRRITANTS (April 11, 2020)

THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES (April 10, 2020)

KILLING TIME (April 9, 2020)

WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN? (April 8, 2020)

EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT (April 7, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT FACEBOOK RETROSPECTIVE SHOW (April 6, 2020)

THE YUCKILICIOUS FOOD DAY (April 5, 2020)

A SENSE OF HUMOR (April 4, 2020)

THE QUASI-STUPOR (April 3, 2020)

THE POLISH NOTES (April 2, 2020)

APRIL COME SHE WILL (April 1, 2020)

DISCOVERING A CLASSIC (March 31, 2020)

THE WEARY BUTT CHEEKS (March 30, 2020)

THE ANITA KERR SINGERS TELL IT LIKE IT IS (March 29, 2020)

THE DISTURBING MEATLOAF (March 28, 2020)

SELF EVERYTHING (March 27, 2020)

WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN? (March 26, 2020)

STIR CRAZY (March 25, 2020)

THE SHOPPING MADNESS ABATES (March 24, 2020)

THE BLURRING OF THE DAYS (March 23, 2020)

TO BE A CYNIC OR NOT TO BE A CYNIC – THAT IS THE QUESTION (March 22, 2020)

EXPERIMENT THREE (March 21, 2020)

EXPERIMENT TWO (March 20, 2020)

EXPERIMENT ONE (March 19, 2020)

SIX WORDS THAT EQUAL PERFECTION (March 18, 2020)

THE IMPRESSIONISTS (March 17, 2020)

THE CLOSING OF IN MY MIND’S EYE (March 16, 2020)

THE NEITHER HERE NOR THERE DAY (March 15, 2020)

RAIDERS OF THE LOST TOILET PAPER: THE INSANITY CONTINUES (March 14, 2020)

PANIC AND HYSTERIA RULE THE DAY (March 13, 2020)

ALL THE LATEST CLICHES (March 12, 2020)

ATTENTION MUST BE PAID (March 11, 2020)

THE NOT VERY INTERESTING DAY (March 10, 2020)

SIMPLY LIVE (March 9, 2020)

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME RETURNS (March 8, 2020)

THE INVISIBLE DIRECTOR (March 7, 2020)

NOTES ABOUT A DAY CALLED THURSDAY ON A FRIDAY (March 6, 2020)

OBSCURE BUT EXCELLENT NOTES ON A VARIETY OF SUBJECTS (March 5, 2020)

WHEN A TV SHOW EATS ITSELF (March 4, 2020)

THE REAL TWILIGHT ZONE (March 3, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 104 (March 2, 2020)

THE MARCH MARCH (March 1, 2020)

RESUMING PERFORMANCES (February 29, 2020)

INCHING CLOSER TO FINISHING THE DESIGNED BOOK (February 28, 2020)

DONE WITH HUNTERS AND A MOSTLY ME DAY (February 27, 2020)

THE BLURBILICIOUS BLURB AND THE LOVELIER THAN LOVELY COVER (February 26, 2020)

THE AFTERNOON REHEARSAL THAT WAS A MORNING REHEARSAL (February 25, 2020)

THE PROPER HOME-COOKED MEAL (February 24, 2020)

THE OUT OF WHACK DIGESTIVE SYSTEM THAT IS BUGGING ME TO DISTRACTION (February 23, 2020)

THE FINAL PROOFING OF THE ALMOST-FINISHED DESIGNED BOOK (February 22, 2020)

THE MAN WHO ATE TOO MUCH (February 21, 2020)

LET THE MALADIES TURN TO MELODIES (February 20, 2020)

TONALLY TONAL (February 19, 2020)

KNEELING BAGS MY NYLONS (February 18, 2020)

TALKBACK AND PIZZA (February 17, 2020)

A VERY MOVING PERFORMANCE (February 16, 2020)

THE PLEASANT NON-VALENTINE VALENTINE’S DAY (February 15, 2020)

AN ALARMING THING (February 14, 2020)

THE CURIOUS MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING DAY (February 13, 2020)

FAULTY CHEESE (February 12, 2020)

THE FIX IS IN (February 11, 2020)

THE FUNTABULOUS OSCAR BASH (February 10, 2020)

THE DECEPTIVE CRUD (February 9, 2020)

IN MY MIND’S EYE – OPENING NIGHT (February 8, 2020)

THE ALMOST PERFECT FINAL PREVIEW AND BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO (February 7, 2020)

SOGGY FRIES (February 6, 2020)

ON THE ROAD TO WELLNESS IN MIND AND BODY (February 5, 2020)

HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT (February 4, 2020)

HOPE IS THE THING WITH FEATHERS (February 3, 2020)

THE RUN-THROUGH AND THE FIRST DRESS REHEARSAL (February 2, 2020)

FINDING FEBRUARY (February 1, 2020)

TUMMY TROUBLE (January 31, 2020)

THE IMPONDERABLE CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFIN (January 30, 2020)

SO THERE’S THAT (January 29, 2020)

THE ALLERGY SEASON IS OVER – NOT (January 28, 2020)

FROM WORST TO BEST (January 27, 2020)

MUSIC AND LAUGHTER (January 26, 2020)

THE FIRST CONCERT PERFORMANCE (January 25, 2020)

DOIN’ IT FOR ELMER (January 24, 2020)

THE LATE, LATER NOTES (January 23, 2020)

THE CURIOUS RECURRING DREAM (January 22, 2020)

SIMPLY (January 21, 2020)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 103 (January 20, 2020)

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE KRITZERLAND SHOW (January 19, 2020)

ALL TOO SOON (January 18, 2020)

HAVE I MENTIONED? (January 17, 2020)

THE FIRST RUN-THROUGH (January 16, 2020)

FINISHING THE BOOK – BOOK 20 (January 15, 2020)

ROW R (January 14, 2020)

THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER HAS LEFT THE ROOM (January 13, 2020)

THE MOUSE THAT ROARED (January 12, 2020)

SWEET AND LOWDOWN (January 11, 2020)

THERE BUT FOR YOU GO I (January 10, 2020)

YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW (January 9, 2020)

THE DAY MY HEAD DIDN’T EXPLODE (January 8, 2020)

WEARY, BLEARY EYES (January 7, 2020)

JUGGLING (January 6, 2020)

MY SO-CALLED “VACATION” IS OVER (January 5, 2020)

THE DAY THAT CAME AND WENT WITH GREAT ALACRITY (January 4, 2020)

IF IT’S TUESDAY IT MUST BE FRIDAY AND OTHER LATE-NIGHT RUMINATION (January 3, 2020)

A LOVELY FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR, STARTING A NEW BOOK, AND HAVING FUN COMPANY (January 2, 2020)

WELCOME 2020! (January 1, 2020)

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