2023 | Haines His Way

ONCE IN A BLUE MOON (December 28, 2023)

THE BEST IS YET TO COME (December 27, 2023)

ANOTHER CHRISTMAS HAS PASSED INTO CHRISTMAS PAST (December 26, 2023)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (December 25, 2023)

THE DAY OF THE DO/DON’T (December 24, 2023)

A MIRACULOUS MIRACLE AND HOPEFULLY ON THE MEND (December 23, 2023)

BRING ON THE MERRY (December 22, 2023)

THE DOG DEPARTS (December 21, 2023)

A MODICUM OF JOY (December 20, 2023)

LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS, THESE ARE THE DAYS OF MY LIFE (December 19, 2023)

AND 70, GIRLS, 70 CONCLUDES ITS RUN (December 18, 2023)

THE PENULTIMATE PERFORMANCE (December 17, 2023)

A MOST AMAZING AUDIENCE (December 16, 2023)

NOTHING MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT (December 15, 2023)

HYPNOVISTA (December 14, 2023)

THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS – PART TWO (December 13, 2023)

THE DOG DAYS OF WINTER (December 12, 2023)

A TRIP TO GENGHIS COHEN (December 11, 2023)

THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS – PART ONE (December 10, 2023)

THE TALE OF THE HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY (December 9, 2023)

76 TROMBONES (December 8, 2023)

THE DMV ADVENTURE CONTINUES (December 7, 2023)

VIBES AND XYLOPHONES NEEDED FOR THE DMV VISIT (December 6, 2023)

THE FOOD POISONING HAS LEFT THE ROOM (December 5, 2023)

NOTES AFTER NAPPING (December 4, 2023)

FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON (December 3, 2023)

THE GARAGE DOOR OPENS (December 2, 2023)

DECEMBER HAS ARRIVED SO START THE HOLIDAY CHEER (December 1, 2023)

SLEEPING BEAUTY (November 30, 2023)

THE REVOLTING STOMACH (November 29, 2023)

PORTNOY’S COMPLAINT (November 28, 2023)

THE RAVE REVIEW (November 27, 2023)

WHAT CAN YOU DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? (November 26, 2023)

HEFTY MITTS (November 25, 2023)

THAT UNCOMFORTABLY FULL FEELING (November 24, 2023)

DOING THE TURKEY TROT ON THANKSGIVING (November 23, 2023)

KABUKI TO THE RESCUE (November 22, 2023)

FOOD, INGLORIOUS, FOOD (November 21, 2023)

A JOLLY HOLLIDAY (November 20, 2023)

NIGHT OF THE LIVING ZOMBIE (November 19, 2023)

THE PROPER RATIO (November 18, 2023)

LEAVING THE ANIMAL OUT OF THE ANIMAL FRIES (November 17, 2023)

SIX TINY FISH STICKS STUCK IN SOME UPSIDE DOWN NOTES (November 16, 2023)

THE 70s JOHN WILLIAMS BEFORE STAR WARS (November 15, 2023)

WHEN MAHLER WAS SCHUBERT (November 14, 2023)

THE MATINEE AND TALKBACK (November 13, 2023)

THE SECOND SHOW (November 12, 2023)

OPENING NIGHT – 70, GIRLS, 70 (November 11, 2023)

THE ONE AND ONLY PREVIEW (November 10, 2023)

THE HHW ANNIVERSARY WALTZ (November 9, 2023)

FINAL DRESS (November 8, 2023)

THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH MARNIE (November 7, 2023)

THE TWO RUN-THROUGH DAY (November 6, 2023)

GAINING AN HOUR ON A SUNDAY (November 5, 2023)

THE PROBING OF THE SITZ (November 4, 2023)

THE SHAPE OF THINGS, SHOW-WISE (November 3, 2023)

THE SMASH BURGER SMASH (November 2, 2023)

THE NOVEMBER MAN (November 1, 2023)

THE HOBGOBLINS OF HALLOWEEN (October 31, 2023)

THE SURPRISE RUN-THROUGH (October 30, 2023)

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? (October 29, 2023)

THE DO OR DIE DAY (October 28, 2023)

THE THINKING CAP (October 27, 2023)

TOPSY-TURVY (October 26, 2023)

THE MIRACLE WORKER (October 25, 2023)

FISHY NOTES (October 24, 2023)

THE NOT SO HORRIBLE SUNDAY (October 23, 2023)

PULLING IT TOGETHER, BIT BY BIT (October 22, 2023)

SLOGGING THROUGH THE SHOW (October 21, 2023)

A DAY OF YESTER (October 20, 2023)

GOOD HEALTH AND ENERGY (October 19, 2023)

A LITTLE SNACK, A LITTLE NOTES (October 18, 2023)

THE WHAT IFS OF LIFE (October 17, 2023)

ALL SHOOK UP (October 16, 2023)

THE FALL GUY (October 15, 2023)

BOTHERED AND BEWILDERED – CALLING BEWITCHED (October 14, 2023)

THE CULT OF DIFFI (October 13, 2023)

A.I. (October 12, 2023)

KICKING A GOAT IN THE ASS (October 11, 2023)

THE ALLERGIES ARE RUNNING RAMPANT (October 10, 2023)

FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT (October 9, 2023)

ODDLY BORING (October 8, 2023)

THE HALLUCINOGENIC NOTES (October 7, 2023)

THE ANNIVERSARY (October 6, 2023)

STAGING THE SHOW (October 5, 2023)

BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN (October 4, 2023)

WHEN THE MERDE HITS THE MERDE, THINK BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS AND THE MERDE WILL GO AWAY (October 3, 2023)

AN UNEXPECTED TWIST (October 2, 2023)

THE TENTH MONTH (October 1, 2023)

BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED (September 30, 2023)

FOR A BRIEF MOMENT (September 29, 2023)

THE OPENING SALVO IS HEAVILY LETHARGIC (September 28, 2023)

THE FIRST MUSIC REHEARSAL (September 27, 2023)

YESTERDAY IS DONE, SEE THE PRETTY COUNTRYSIDE (September 26, 2023)

ATONEMENT (September 25, 2023)

A WHOLE LOTTA PROOFING GOING ON (September 24, 2023)

ALMOST FULLY CAST (September 23, 2023)

A NICE OPENING NIGHT (September 22, 2023)

THE INSURANCE GAME (September 21, 2023)

THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE OF GUSSIE AND DAVE GROSS (September 20, 2023)

NOVELLA MY ASS (September 19, 2023)

FIGHTING VAINLY THE OLD AND NEW ENNUI (September 18, 2023)

A TALE OF TWO MOVIES (September 17, 2023)

THE CHAMPION THAT WAS GOWER CHAMPION (September 16, 2023)

MULTIPLE MEANINGS (September 15, 2023)

I AM NOT HAILE SELASSIE (September 14, 2023)

PIANO PASTA (September 13, 2023)

I’M DANCING AS FAST AS I CAN (September 12, 2023)

THE RICH LITTLE OF SHOES (September 11, 2023)

THE ENTIRETY OF YESTERDAY (September 10, 2023)

FARCE (September 9, 2023)

IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF IMITATION (September 8, 2023)

MAIN TITLES (September 7, 2023)

BOOK DESIGN FOR DUMMIES (September 6, 2023)

A LABORIOUS DAY OF LABOR (September 5, 2023)

A LABOR DAY WITH NO LABOR (September 4, 2023)

REMEMBERING THE COMEDY OF ERRORS (September 3, 2023)

WHAT I DIDN’T DO LAST NIGHT (September 2, 2023)

TRY TO REMEMBER THE KIND OF SEPTEMBER (September 1, 2023)

AN ANNIE MOMENT (August 31, 2023)

THE PROBLEM WITH BIG SUGAR BAKESHOP (August 30, 2023)

THE TALE OF THE SMASH BURGER (August 29, 2023)

BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED (August 28, 2023)

POST-MIDNIGHT (August 27, 2023)

ROADSHOW NOTES (August 26, 2023)

THE FIRST FIXES ARE IN (August 25, 2023)

EDIBLE ROOTS (August 24, 2023)

THE REVEAL (August 23, 2023)

THE DAY THAT GOT AWAY (August 22, 2023)

THE PROOF IS IN THE PROOFING OR PUDDING (August 21, 2023)

THE HIGH COST OF XEROXING (August 20, 2023)

THE MUSE IS HAPPY, I’M HAPPY, SO YOU CAN BE HAPPY, TOO (August 19, 2023)

FINISHING THE BOOK 24 (August 18, 2023)

APPROACHING THE FINISH LINE (August 17, 2023)

WHEN WRITING GOES ASTRAY (August 16, 2023)

THE HOME STRETCH (August 15, 2023)

USING THE WORD RUTABAGA (August 14, 2023)

THE EATING OF PERHAPS TOO MUCH FOOD (August 13, 2023)

WRITING THE NOTES WHEN WRITTEN OUT (August 12, 2023)

CATFISHING (August 11, 2023)

ELEVEN HOURS OF GLORIOUS SLEEP (August 10, 2023)

FOOD POISONING (August 9, 2023)

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE (August 8, 2023)

THOSE THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR (August 7, 2023)

CHRISTMAS AT THE MOVIES – 1962 (August 6, 2023)

WHAT CAN I SAY THAT I HAVEN’T ALREADY SAID? (August 5, 2023)

FORGET IT, JAKE – IT’S CHINATOWN (August 4, 2023)

THE FREUDIAN FREUD (August 3, 2023)

AN EVENTFUL DAY OF EVENTFUL EVENTS (August 2, 2023)

THE MEANING OF AUGUST (August 1, 2023)

JULY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE (July 31, 2023)

CIRCUS PEANUTS AND OTHER SORDID TALES (July 30, 2023)

WINDY ASTRUD (July 29, 2023)

THE MEMORY CHIP (July 28, 2023)

ELEVATOR MUSIC (July 27, 2023)

HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU, KID (July 26, 2023)

DISRESPECT INTENDED (July 25, 2023)

FUTZING AND FINESSING ON A SUNDAY IN THE HOUSE WITH BK (July 24, 2023)

THE LATE, LATE SHOW NOTES (July 23, 2023)

IT MUST BE FRIDAY (July 21, 2023)

130,000 POSTINGS (July 20, 2023)

A JOLLY TIME (July 19, 2023)

TIMELINES (July 18, 2023)

QUIET SUNDAY (July 17, 2023)

A FACEBOOK SURPRISE (July 16, 2023)

FUNNY AS PAVEMENT (July 15, 2023)

AN EARLY CHRISTMAS LISTENING PARTY (July 14, 2023)

FILM SCORE HELL (July 13, 2023)

WE’RE ALL JUST TREADERS IN THE SWIMMING POOL OF LIFE (July 12, 2023)

MY SHORTS (July 11, 2023)

SINK OR SWIM (July 10, 2023)

THE HIGH AND THE NOT SO MIGHTY (July 9, 2023)

UP THE AMAZON (July 7, 2023)

FIFTY SHADES OF BK (July 6, 2023)

THE ILLEGAL FIREWORKS ASSOCIATION OF MORONS (July 5, 2023)

VIRTUAL FIREWORKS (July 4, 2023)

FLAVORED LINOLEUM (July 3, 2023)

REVISITING THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW (July 2, 2023)

I SPY JULY (July 1, 2023)

A MOTION PICTURE DIRECTED BY WHO (June 30, 2023)

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS (June 29, 2023)

WHO HERE AMONG US HAD A BLACKBERRY? (June 28, 2023)

SLAVING AWAY ON THE GOODY (June 27, 2023)

THE EXTERMINATOR EXTERMINATES THE TERMINATOR OR VICE VERSA (June 26, 2023)

CRACKING UP (June 25, 2023)

PREVIEW HARVEY SHIPS (June 24, 2023)

FOCUS (June 23, 2023)

OTHERWISE-WISE (June 22, 2023)

TEMPUS FUGIT (June 21, 2023)

THE SCUMMY SCAMMERS (June 20, 2023)

BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED (June 19, 2023)

A DAY FOR FATHERS (June 18, 2023)

THE EVELYN WOOD SPEED-REHEARSING PROGRAM (June 17, 2023)

WORKING THE WORKSHOP (June 16, 2023)

A PARAGRAPH ABOUT PARODY (June 15, 2023)

NO MORE INEPT RECORDINGS AND ONE-SIDED DOCUMENTARIES, PLEASE (June 14, 2023)

REELS AND SHORTS (June 13, 2023)

THE RETURN OF THE ANNUAL TONY AWARDS PARTAY (June 12, 2023)

KRITZERLAND 125 (June 11, 2023)

THE DEEP METAPHOR (June 10, 2023)

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO STREET LAMPS? (June 9, 2023)

PRUDENT PRUNES (June 8, 2023)

THE EDIBLE FRUIT FAMILY (June 7, 2023)

IT’S A GAS (June 6, 2023)

A RANTING RANT IN THE KEY OF RANT (June 5, 2023)

THE EARLY LATE (June 4, 2023)

NOTES ON THE RUN (June 3, 2023)

SINGULARLY UNIQUE (June 2, 2023)

THE POWER OF JUNE (June 1, 2023)

THE MAY DAY FINALE ULTIMO (May 31, 2023)

ROOM FOR ONE MORE, HONEY (May 30, 2023)

THE MEMORIAL DAY DAY OFF (May 29, 2023)

THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS (May 28, 2023)

BACK TO THE EIGHTH GRADE (May 27, 2023)

HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY (May 26, 2023)

A NOTHING MUCH TO REPORT KIND OF DAY (May 25, 2023)

EMMY ELIGIBLE (May 24, 2023)

PAKULA (May 22, 2023)

FOREIGN CAST RECORDINGS (May 21, 2023)

COMPUTER SMACKDOWN (May 20, 2023)

BK DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE (May 19, 2023)

FILING THINGS AWAY FOR A RAINY DAY (May 18, 2023)

THE TALE OF THE DALE (May 17, 2023)

A LITTLE MILHAUD MUSIC (May 16, 2023)

THE GOLD IN GOLDSMITH (May 15, 2023)

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (May 14, 2023)

SPIRITED AWAY (May 13, 2023)

NO BAD THINGS (May 12, 2023)

CLASSIC STAND-UP COMEDY (May 11, 2023)

SAMI SHEET MUSIC (May 10, 2023)

THERE IS A FIFTH DIMENSION (May 9, 2023)

CHERRY-CHIP (May 8, 2023)

WHEN GOOD FOOD GOES BAD (May 7, 2023)

HOLDING THE NEW BOOK (May 6, 2023)

EASY LISTENING (May 5, 2023)

AND THE WINNER IS… (May 3, 2023)

TURKEY TROT (May 2, 2023)

THE MONTH IS MAY AND MAY MAY BE A WONDERFUL MONTH (May 1, 2023)

THE DAY OF THE ZOOM THING (April 30, 2023)

WEIRD (April 29, 2023)

THE LAST OF APRIL (April 28, 2023)

BOOK APPROVED AND REVIEWS POPULATING (April 27, 2023)

FIRST THINGS FIRST, SECOND THINGS SECOND (April 26, 2023)

NOT LETTING ANYTHING GET IN THE WAY OF JOY (April 25, 2023)

THE PREMIERE HAS PREMIERED (April 24, 2023)

TODAY IS THE DAY THAT SAMI PREMIERES (April 23, 2023)

TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO SAMI (April 22, 2023)

THE DROWSY PASTAMAN (April 21, 2023)

INCHING CLOSER TO THE PREMIERE OF SAMI (April 20, 2023)

COUNTDOWN TO SAMI (April 19, 2023)

THE SPARKLY NEW RIO BRAVO (April 18, 2023)

KRITZERLAND 124 (April 17, 2023)

STUMBLE-THROUGH WITH VERY FEW STUMBLES (April 16, 2023)

HANDY-DANDY THINGS (April 15, 2023)

THE BOOK IS MOVING RIGHT ALONG (April 14, 2023)

HEAR, HEAR OR HERE, HERE? (April 13, 2023)

OUTTAKES (April 12, 2023)

RIVETING NOTES IN THE KEY OF SOMETHING (April 11, 2023)

THE EASTER BUNNY AND THE DODO BIRD – TOGETHER AGAIN (April 10, 2023)

THE GAILY COLORED EASTER EGGS OF EASTER (April 9, 2023)

GOOD SATURDAY (April 8, 2023)

GOOD FRIDAY, AND HAPPY THE FILM FESTIVAL AWARDS DID NOT PASSOVER US (April 7, 2023)

THE BREAKING OF THE BREAKING BOMBSHELL NEWS PART ONE (April 6, 2023)

NOT QUITE YET (April 5, 2023)

THE PATIENCE OF THE IMPATIENT PATIENT (April 4, 2023)

THE LAST SAKAMOTO (April 3, 2023)

FOOLISHNESS DONE, NOW LET’S HAVE SOME APRIL BOUNTIES (April 2, 2023)

ONCE UPON A TIME IN APRIL (April 1, 2023)

MARCHING THE HELL OUT OF MARCH (March 31, 2023)

THE ENDLESS UPLOADING OF THE UPLOADS (March 30, 2023)

THE UBIQUITOUS FREEZE (March 29, 2023)

HITCHCOCKIAN (March 28, 2023)

A MOST PECULIAR DAY THAT WAS PECULIAR (March 27, 2023)

DISCOVERIES (March 26, 2023)

TWO BERNSTEIN, ONE KOUSSEVITSKY – AND THE WINNER IS… (March 25, 2023)

WIRED (March 24, 2023)

HOPING FOR THE HOPEFUL MANY THINGS (March 23, 2023)

SPECTRUM SAVINGS TIME (March 22, 2023)

TWO BLURBILICIOUS BLURBS TWO (March 21, 2023)

A DAY THEY CALLED ME (March 20, 2023)

OUT AT LAST (March 19, 2023)

A MODERN MAJOR MIRACLE (March 18, 2023)

THE FUNKY GUNK (March 17, 2023)

THE WILL TO DE-GUNKIFY (March 16, 2023)

THE COUGH WHISPERER (March 15, 2023)

WON’T SOMEONE RID ME OF THESE MEDDLESOME ALLERGIES? (March 14, 2023)

A NIGHT AT THE OSCARS (March 13, 2023)

SPRINGING FORWARD INTO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME (March 12, 2023)

THE DAY THAT SUCKED BIG FETID WARTS (March 11, 2023)

A NIGHT AT THE OPERA (March 10, 2023)

MR. B.I.G. AND I (March 9, 2023)

THE DISCOMBOBULATED DAY (March 8, 2023)

ABOUT A BOUT OF FOOD POISONING (March 7, 2023)

ATTEND THE TALE OF BK’S NOTES (March 6, 2023)

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE (March 5, 2023)

THE KIND OF STORY I LIKE (March 4, 2023)

HE’S A MUSIC MAN (March 3, 2023)

THE TRAILER/SIZZLE REEL THING (March 2, 2023)

WELCOME TO MARCH AND THE NEW BOOK (March 1, 2023)

THE ENGLISH PASTORAL NOTES (February 28, 2023)

LAZY DAY (February 27, 2023)

TWIST AND SHOUT (February 26, 2023)

THE THURSDAY THAT WAS A FRIDAY OR VICE VERSA (February 25, 2023)

BK REVISITED (February 24, 2023)

THE WONDERFULLY WONDERFUL CELEBRATORY MEAL (February 23, 2023)

SLEEPY HEAD (February 22, 2023)

THE WEIRD LITTLE NOTHING OF A DAY (February 21, 2023)

THE KNAPPERED NAP (February 20, 2023)

WHY DOES A MUSICAL WITH A GOOD SCORE FLOP? (February 19, 2023)

THE SLEEP DEPRIVED ME (February 18, 2023)

SLEEPLESS IN SHERMAN OAKS (February 17, 2023)

I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN BUT DID PROMISE YOU A RANT (February 16, 2023)

AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY SLEEPS (February 15, 2023)

LOOPING THE LOOP (February 14, 2023)

SUPER MONDAY WITHOUT THE BOWL (February 13, 2023)

AN UNEVENTFUL DAY (February 12, 2023)

MOVING RIGHT ALONG (February 11, 2023)

THE BACHARACH LEGACY (February 10, 2023)

THE LATENESS OF THE HOUR (February 9, 2023)

THE SAMI EDITING IS BASICALLY DONE (February 8, 2023)

ROLLER COASTERY (February 7, 2023)

WERE THE ROBBY AWARDS WORTHY OF A ROBBY AWARD? (February 6, 2023)

READY FOR THE ROBBY AWARDS (February 5, 2023)

A DAY OF QUIETUDE IS GOOD FOR THE ATTITUDE (February 4, 2023)

GETTING OFF THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER (February 3, 2023)

THE FIX IS IN (February 2, 2023)

ENTER FEBRUARY (February 1, 2023)

CINDY WILLIAMS (January 31, 2023)

NEARING THE SAMI FINISH LINE (January 30, 2023)

MY CURIOSITY GOT THE BETTER OF ME (January 29, 2023)

YES, WE HAVE NO TOMATOES (January 28, 2023)

SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT (January 27, 2023)

A MEMORY OF TWO MOVIES (January 26, 2023)

THE PROOFING BEGINS (January 25, 2023)

THE HAPPY MUSE (January 24, 2023)

THE FOLLY OF TODAY (January 23, 2023)

FINISHING THE BOOK 23 (January 22, 2023)

HEADING TO THE FINISH LINE (January 21, 2023)

INSTANT REPLAY (January 20, 2023)

TYING A YELLOW RIBBON ‘ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE WHILST WEARING AN ITSY BITSY TEENY-WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI (January 19, 2023)

WHEN THE MOON IS IN THE SEVENTH HOUSE (January 18, 2023)

THE MUSE AND I (January 17, 2023)

KRITZERLAND AT THE GARDENIA 123 (January 16, 2023)

KRITZERLAND UNPLUGGED (January 15, 2023)

NOTES IN LATVIAN (January 14, 2023)

THE SPEEDY CHEEZ WHIZ NOTES (January 13, 2023)

NO INTERRUPTIONS OR DISTRACTIONS (January 12, 2023)

INTERRUPTIONS AND DISTRACTIONS (January 11, 2023)

NEW FACES OF 2023 (January 10, 2023)

RAVISHING RAVEL (January 9, 2023)

MUSE MARGARET CALLS (January 8, 2023)

WHENCE UPON A TIME (January 7, 2023)

DISTRACTIONS THAT ARE DISTRACTING (January 6, 2023)

A MAJOR MIRACLE ARRIVES IN THE NICK OF TIME (January 5, 2023)

UP TO SPEED (January 4, 2023)

THE KING KONG OF FILM MUSIC (January 3, 2023)

STARTING A NEW BOOK – NUMBER TWENTY-THREE (January 2, 2023)

WELCOME 2023!!!!! (January 1, 2023)

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