Replies: 45 Unseemly Comments
What... Li'l Abner not on your list of must be put on DVD's?!?! ...surely you were just assuming we all KNEW that Li'l Abner was just implied :)
Posted by Craig @ 10/06/2002 08:06 AM PST
Think of it this way, BK- The Plaids would have been thrilled with that 1962 room if they'd ever made it big enough to get to New York.
Posted by Sandra @ 10/06/2002 08:12 AM PST
Hey - thanks for remembering us Sandra, and Bruce - please remember to throw 3 coins in the fountain!
Posted by Jinx, Smudge, Francis and Sparky @ 10/06/2002 08:21 AM PST
First of all I am amazed that I am not the only one who remembers "Points on Jazz". I actually saw American Bazllet Theatre do it in Chicago more years ago than I care to remember.
I saw the revisal of BOYS FROM SYRACUSE yesterday and all I want to know is why George Abbott's estate can't sue. I know that Ted Chapin of the R&H organization is so money hungry and desparite for these shows to be done that he allows any ill-advised score changes that the producers want to do (in this case they were totally ill advised) but Abbott was in the business about 30 years when he wrote this and went on for another 60 years. A little tweaking maybe, but not a whole new book where half the jokes are not funny and the ones that are are not right for the show. It doesn't help that the design was ugly and the choreography amateurish, but even a great cast could nopt salvage the book. Poor George Abbott: first they did the same thing to DAMN YANKEES and now this!
Posted by William E. Lurie @ 10/06/2002 08:42 AM PST
Gee, Bruce, if I had known you needed a place to stay...
Posted by Robert Armin @ 10/06/2002 08:51 AM PST
Of course Li'l Abner should have been on the list! Well, I have gone and done it - I'm in the coughing and phlegm-breaking-up phase of my illness (basically I'm better, but it's now all clearing itself up) and I coughed so hard this morning that my whole lower back went out with a pain so intense that I felt it down to my toes. Isn't that exciting? Isn't that just too too? And so, right now I look like a ninety year old Jew. I went out and took an hour walk hoping to work it out, and it is a bit better, although if I move wrong the pain shoots back.
Posted by bk @ 10/06/2002 09:16 AM PST
AS you know I have been absent a lot for the past few weekss as I was finishing off to screenplays to submit to among other places HBO's/Miramax's Project Greenlight.
As part of my requirement in partaking in the Matt and Ben Afleck-Damon contest at Project Greenlight I am required to read 8 screenplays and view 4 videos of a director's. So far I enjoyed the videos better. I have read six out of the eight so far.
One was really abysmal. The way it was formatted made it a chore to read and the plot couldn’t decide whether it was a fantasy in The Lord of The Rings ilk or a drama along the lines of a movie about streets gangs and living in the barrio. The characters were offensive as they were the worst Spanish stereotypes one could think up.
Another was so plotted so densely that I had to read it a few time and still was very confused. Interesting twist ending but a chore getting there
Another reminded me of "David Mamet’s About Last Night…” but not as good. It did have some very funny moments but not enough. The other problem is that the first 20 minutes of the film is voice over narration! The character tells us what has already before the main plot begins!
Another screenplay showed a lot of promises but had a lot of plot holes and reminded me a little too much of The Matrix, Se7en, and Usual Suspects when it came to certain scenes and dialogues. I could even hear Kevin Spacey talking the dialogue as he was in Se7en & The Usual Suspects.
BUT there is good news a couple of producers have express interest in my work, but so far nothing yet. But one did invite to submit an idea for a new TV series. Which I will be working on. Bit hopefully won't take too much of my time away from here.
Posted by MDS @ 10/06/2002 10:01 AM PST
I received a very nice surprising early birthday present last night--it looks like a theater company here in Portland has optioned my "Reefer Madness" musical (Going to Pot: The Reefer Madness Musical) for a minimum 6 week run starting in February. We opened our version (it turns out there are many, many) originally in 1999, playing to SRO audiences for several weeks, before we had to vacate our theater for another production. This, coupled with the immensely well-financed competing version from L.A. which opened there (and later bombed off-Broadway) almost simultaneously to ours, pretty much put the kibosh on our version for a while. What this means is, incredibly, I may have two musicals running simultaneously here next winter/spring (see yesterday's notes for my other show). Considering the odds of even having one original musical open in Portland, I am kind of blown away that I may have two up next year!
Posted by JMK @ 10/06/2002 10:20 AM PST
Thank you for that lovely image, BK.
Posted by Sandra @ 10/06/2002 11:42 AM PST
Those mentions of Brubeck lead me to these questions for you BK or "sundried" readers. Is Carmen McRae's "Take Five" available on CD and please please please (that's three of them) has anyone located Peggy Lee's "Pieces Of Dreams" on a CD. I only have it on a scratchy old 45 and it is beautful. I think the song is sometimes listed as "Little Boy Lost". It is the title song from "Pieces Of Dreams" (1970 - Legrand/Bergman)
I enjoyed yesterday's posts. It was fun. I am somewhat envious of the pantaloon-pointed hat brigade at THE BIG EVENT. Have a wonderful time. Brilliant idea Susan.
Posted by Tom from OZ @ 10/06/2002 02:41 PM PST
Tom - re 'Pieces of Dreams' you may be in luck. Amazon in the UK has a 4-CD Peggy Lee Singles Box Set listed as being released on 28 October - and it has 'Pieces of Dreams' on it. Cost is £25.99.
Posted by Allan @ 10/06/2002 03:03 PM PST
... and CDNOW lists an album called 'Don't Misunderstand' by Carmen McRae which includes 'Take Five'
Posted by Allan @ 10/06/2002 03:09 PM PST
Tom - Carmen McRae's
version of Take Five is on her
album "Don't Misunderstand,"
which is indeed available on
CD at Amazon
Posted by Jed @ 10/06/2002 03:10 PM PST
Thanks Allan & Jed. I shall now have to put some of my old age pension aside. (And I have just ordered FNM - who needs food anyway?)
Posted by Tom from OZ @ 10/06/2002 03:46 PM PST
Tom: It ain't Peggy Lee, but have you heard the magic that the Trotter Trio does with "Pieces of Dreams" on "The Michel Legrand Album," produced by a familiar name...Bruce Kimmel...good stuff. Also, it contains "You Must Believe in Spring," so you know it's gonna be in MY collection.
Maureen McGovern also does very nicely with this little tune.
And BK, correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't this song written for a film about a priest falling in love with a woman?
Posted by td @ 10/06/2002 04:39 PM PST
td....you're right ! tada !!
Pieces Of Dreams, a 1970
United Artists movie, starring
Robert Foster -- the priest --
Lauren Hutton and Will Geer.
Song was nominated for an
Academy Award....
Rosemary Clooney gives it a
nice treatment too !.
Little boy lost ---no, no, he's in
NYC !!---
In search of litlle boy found
You go a wondering,
wandering,
stumbling,tumbling
'Round... 'round...
When will you find
What's on the tip of your mind
Why are you blind
To all you ever would
Never would
Really are
Nearly are
Little boy false
In search of little boy true
Will you be ever done
Traveling
Always unraveling
You.. you...
Running away
could leave you further astray
And as for fishing in streams
For pieces of dreams
Those pieces will never fit
What is the sense of it
Little boy blue
Don't let your little sheep roam
It's time, come blow your horn
Meet the morn
Look and see
Can you be
Far from home ?
Posted by François, with a LITTLE HELP from the Bergams... and the net ! @ 10/06/2002 05:25 PM PST
... should be
Running away
Could lead you farther
astray.....
and NOT I typed above !!
Sorry !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 05:28 PM PST
The Bergams ?? did you see
how I typed the Bergams !
There, again!
Oops.... that was yesterday's
assigment !!!
MY mistake !! I've got a cold in
my dose (Oh, an Ebb and
Kander reference !! ).... and I
feel lousy....
I sure am a little boy lost !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 05:33 PM PST
Oh, it is that song! When I saw Tom mention the title "Pieces of Dreams" that song popped into my head, but for some reason I've always thought the title to be "Little Boy Lost." Always an educational day here at haineshisway.com!
Posted by Jed @ 10/06/2002 05:34 PM PST
Did you hear about the mayor
of Paris being stabbed last
night, inside the City Hall, by
some jerk who hates
politicians and gays ?
Bertrand Delanoë is both.
He's in fine condition, but will
be hospitalized for a week.
Ah,ah, hon, hon, Gay Paris !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 05:39 PM PST
Well, I should refrain from
posting tonight; I make too
many typos !!!
The Bergmans...and it's
Robert Forster.
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 05:45 PM PST
I'm slow in reacting -- THE
cold -- but I wanted to say :
Bravo, JMK ! Congrats !!
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 05:53 PM PST
Francois: btw(by the way in internet lingo), Robert Forster was the first male I saw on the big screen doing a full-frontal nude scene (they don't call it a big screen for nothing)! Who do I think I am all of a sudden, Henny Youngman!?!? Take my keyboard, please!
Funny thing, the trailer for PIECES OF DREAMS is not included on the JACKIE BROWN dvd, despite a plethora of trailers for both Pam Grier and the charming Mr. Forster.
Posted by td @ 10/06/2002 05:54 PM PST
Sandra,
Lovely image ? Lovely image ?
I ain't no see any lovely
image? : )
but, BK, thanks anyways !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 05:55 PM PST
Orson, HG and Frank that's 3 Wells)
I am happy to report in from the HainesHisWay fiesta that is currently going on in NYC. While I was not in "actual" attendance of said gathering - I was there by proxy. I just got off the phone with Bruce and everyone that is there. I don't want to give anything away as to who was there or what was going on there (I'll let thems people do it). I will say it was a delight to be passed around like an bag of chips - as I got to talk to all the fine and dandy (and dandy and fine) Hainesies and Kimlets that were there. It sounded like a lot of fun - so for those within driving distance who did not make it.. you missed quite an evening. One can only hope that Bruce brings such an event to the south.. but I doubt I shall ever be so lucky.
I would like to thank everyone for taking the time out to share their festivities with me - and our own Susan Gordon for helping to arrange my 'visit'.
I look forward to the posts of those in attendance, as I only got little pieces of tonight's bash...
Posted by Craig @ 10/06/2002 05:55 PM PST
Jed,
You're quite right ! Thanks to
td's mention of Henny
Youngman (Any young man
???) I searched the net to find
out who that "youngman" is...
You have to forgive me; I'm
French !
Let me educate you
And we'll have a real swell
time !!
Almost a StePHen Sondheim
reference !
I guess Ron is too busy with
his bvd's, I mean his dvd's, to
post tonight....
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 06:05 PM PST
National Enquirer ?
People Magazine ?
Hollywood Reporter ?
Where will we be able to read
about tonight's HHW fiesta ?
We want pictures ! We want
pictures....and SOUND CLIPS!!
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 06:11 PM PST
Francois, you sound like you're having quite the fiesta already!
Did your web surf turn up any youngmen worth mentioning?
I'm so glad to hear that the party is in full swing in NYC, because, it might as well be swing (Hey! A Frank Sintra and and almost R&H allusion!)
Posted by td @ 10/06/2002 07:01 PM PST
I see I'm the first person to check in who actually was at the party in NYC and I just want to say to those in the area who missed it shame on you. That's what VCRs are made for and you could have taped "The Sopranos" or Shirley MacLaine as Mary Kay Cosmetics and come to the party. Since most Broadway shows are dark on Sunday you could actually get around the area without bumping into hundreds of tourists. I won't give away who else was there --- let them check in themselves --- but the people were as nice in person as they are on this board. The food was delicious. And Bruce made a charming host who seemed more like an old friend than someone I just met after admiring him ever since I first saw FNM in it's initial release. A picture will be posted on this here site very soon.
Posted by William E. Lurie @ 10/06/2002 07:41 PM PST
Congratulations JMK!
I wish that I culd have been at the party!
Posted by Hapgood @ 10/06/2002 07:50 PM PST
COULD!
Posted by Hapgood @ 10/06/2002 07:51 PM PST
Bruce, how about coming to Ohio some day? We have bookstores! We have theaters! We have art-houses! Pleeaase?
Posted by Hapgood @ 10/06/2002 07:52 PM PST
Bruce,
What about PARIS, France ?
We have everything they have
in Ohio, and then some......
A party on a fleeboat on the
river Seine...............
ah, c'est magnifique !
hey, a Cole Porter reference !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 08:14 PM PST
William,
Thanks for thr report...
All is calm on the French front,
at 5:20 am !
td,
I went to Google, typed Henny
Youngman and the first
selection was what I wanted,
so I didn't investigate more....
Hello to the wonderful Tom
from Oz and his amazingly
beautiful birds: autumn is
getting chilly in the City of
Lights.
Sunday Night Fever for all
Kimlets and Hainsies in NYC !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 08:22 PM PST
William E. Lurie, I second that emotion. We had a jolly old time with--yeah, old friends--and everyone I met was thoroughly charming--even Bruce.
But especially our own, our very own Susan Gordon and Cissy Wechter, who publically confessed to the disbelieving throng that she had never visited this here web site. Well, that is certainly something that must change.
I was only disappointed that certain others of our New York area members couldn't make it.
My Joe braved bumper-to-bumper traffic on the L.I.E., and drove into the city for the first time in--what? fifteen years? Greater love hath no man.
A fuller report will follow. As soon as Larry Fuller gets here.
Posted by William F. Orr @ 10/06/2002 08:29 PM PST
RE: Peggy Lee singing "Pieces of Dreams/Little Boy Lost" - I believe their is a video of one of her concerts where she sings that song. I know I've seen it before. Now, as to whether or not it's still in print...
I really wish I could have made it up to NYC today for the gathering. I would have worn my pointy hat - I have quite a selections - and my colorful pantaloons! Instead, I "enjoyed" a relatively easy 10-out-of-12 tech rehearsal. In fact, it went so well, that tomorrow's 10/12 will actually be an 8/10. Which means I can sleep in a little bit. YEAH!!!
...And it's off to bed I go...
Posted by Jose C. Simbulan @ 10/06/2002 09:01 PM PST
Sorry I could not make it, folks.
I'm off in 30 minutes, so,
maybe if I catch the next
Concorde
flight...............................................
...save some cheese and ham
for meeeeeeeeeeeeee !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 10:32 PM PST
"Fever, in the morning,
Fever all through the night!"
-- my head cold harrassing
me!
"He's a tramp
And I love him !"
Sing it, Peg, sing it, but hurry,
I've got to catch a plane; i've
already caught......a cold !
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 10:36 PM PST
"39 de fièvre, et je brûle,
Comme dans les marmites
de l'enfer"
French version by Caterina
Valente: remember her ?
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 10:39 PM PST
"39 de fièvre !" and that was
posr # 39 !!!!
How seemly !
I'm having a ball !
Don't you ?
I know, I know !: like Jose
Simbulan -- love that name!--
you're all gone to bed!
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 10:42 PM PST
Hey, btw -- bacon, tomato
and...waffles ? -- Robert Armin
posted tonight !!
Hello, Robert !! Hope you're
fine and dandy !.................
Posted by François @ 10/06/2002 10:45 PM PST
Ron
Brown snakes are more common here in Victoria. Snakes to indeed frequent suburbia - where we have encroached on their land. They are usually to be found near water and will go near houses in the summer months if there is no available water in their close habitat. The red bellied snakes tend to be further north than here. they are all quite venimous. In the 20+ years I have lived here in "the bush" I have not seen a snake. I don't go looking for them and I think the feeling is mutual.
Well it is "free for all" day!
Posted by Tom from OZ @ 10/06/2002 11:18 PM PST
The problem with this side of the world is that it is this side of the world!
I feel a bit like Francois. I shall be having an ongoing dialogue with myself.
I have said hello to the birds (Not the greenfinch and linnet birds though).It is now too late feed the birds (thanks Mary Poppins) but they have certainly had a good feed today. I thought of having a "Bad Seed" reference but could not work it in. Whatever happened to Patty McCormack?
Where is Ron? I don't like spiders and snakes (a Jim Stafford reference). I suspect our friendly kookaburras keep the property clear of snakes.
I'll now have to try and find where I hid the answers to yesterday's trivia question.
I for one was pleased to see TV coverage of Susan Sarandan and the crowds in Central Park today.
Posted by Tom from OZ @ 10/07/2002 02:28 AM PST
Well, here I am at the office on a rainy Monday morning in NYC.
I spent a lovely evening at Angus' last night (Mr. Broderick and Mr. Lane, who are two of the culinary producers of the restaurant, were nowhere in sight). We were greeted by our own Mr. BK and the lovely Cissy Wechter. The quite wonderful Susan Gordon, made it there also, despite the difficulties of NY traffic. We had lovely pointy hats, thanks to the efforts of William F. Orr (and the Target in Huntington, LI). Much thanks to Susan for arranging the whole affair. While no cake was actually eaten (sorry Kerry) we did talk about it (cake, that is), and many other things. A group photo was taken with Mr. Lurie's camera (smart man, he) so soon you all can put faces to names (at least for some of the NY groupies). Mr. Robert Armin dropped by with his lovely wife for a short chat. This is beginning to sound like the society column in a 1950s small town newspaper. While no one poured tea, I will attest that a good time was had by all and I look forward to the next visit by BK and the New York groupies.
Posted by Ben @ 10/07/2002 04:43 AM PST
This site is gay!
Posted by Paul @ 01/02/2003 04:48 AM PST