Replies: 44 Unseemly Comments
Yesterday, Jose asked,
"-Anyone know how to tell a drummer is knocking on your door?"
A couple of possible answers:
A. He doesn't know when to come in.
or...
A. The knocking keeps speeding up and slowing down.
I'm a drummer myself, so I've heard them all...
BTW, I saw TOMMY the other night, and it was a decent production of a really weak show. All of my friends said the same thing: "It was well done and all, but I still didn't like it. Weak book, little variation in the score. Makes for a nice concert, but not much of a show."
And for those who read the review of this production I posted the other day, the show did NOT come anywhere near meeting the expectations raised by the review. One suspects that the critic is on the payroll of the company staging the show. No other way to explain it...
Posted by Dave @ 04/06/2003 09:37 AM PST
Yesterday, Jose asked,
"-Anyone know how to tell a drummer is knocking on your door?"
A couple of possible answers:
A. He doesn't know when to come in.
or...
A. The knocking keeps speeding up and slowing down.
I'm a drummer myself, so I've heard them all...
BTW, I saw TOMMY the other night, and it was a decent production of a really weak show. All of my friends said the same thing: "It was well done and all, but I still didn't like it. Weak book, little variation in the score. Makes for a nice concert, but not much of a show."
And for those who read the review of this production I posted the other day, the show did NOT come anywhere near meeting the expectations raised by the review. One suspects that the critic is on the payroll of the company staging the show. No other way to explain it...
Posted by Dave @ 04/06/2003 09:38 AM PST
First post, and please forgive the second. I received an error when submitting it the first time, so I re-entered it.
Posted by Dave @ 04/06/2003 09:39 AM PST
Bruce - FYI, Jennifer Garner played the model/hooker in Catch Me If You Can
Posted by Craig @ 04/06/2003 09:41 AM PST
I posted a link late yesterday to a review of Brent's CAMELOT - check the archives. It is a rave!
What a great lot of fun you had yesterday, Mr. BK! All those OTHER stars as well. The Mills girls...I hope they brought a big box to take home their cash.
And how was Mr Warren Berlinger? He is a favorite of mine. From Blue Denim and other things. Of course, I was a bit disappointed in BILLIE when Patty Duke's boyfriend was played by WB instead Eddie Applegate from her TV show, but we survived!
Sunday....going to open the barn theatre today...oh my...hope lots of workers show up to help!
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/06/2003 09:48 AM PST
We saw NYCO's CARMEN last night and enjoyed it, although Act 2 draggeds a little. It's the first time I've been to an opera with supertitles and they definitely make it much easier to follow. Since I am not an opera expert I won't comment except to ask the question do opera curtain calls always feature only the leads? The whole cast deserved to take a bow but of the cast of 50 or 60 there were only 6 people who got curtain calls.
While at Lincoln Center we took in the exhibit at the library called ORIGINAL CAST ALBUMS. 2 of BK's albums are included, both in the "Plays Recorded" section: COPENHAGEN and BEYOND THERAPY. While it was nice to see 2 BK CDs, where were any of the musical ones? I mentioned it in the book for comments. The most frightening thing is to see how many of the albums on display I have in my collection... either in the original LP or on CD. It's a good exhibit, the price is right (free) and should be seen if you are in NY. It runs a couple of more months.
Posted by William E. Lurie @ 04/06/2003 10:12 AM PST
Just finished listening to Cass Elliott's Greatest Hits lp, MAMA'S BIG ONES. What a wonderful voice she had; so sad that she never realized her dream of appearing in a Broadway musical. A loss for us all.
Jrand: where is your barn theatre? Is it really yours? I have thousands of great (and some not-so) of working in the long defunct Macomb Theatre-at-the-Barn in Mt. Clemens, MI back in the 70s. Did some good shows, some bad ones, had some delightful encounters with interesting people, and even met my ex-wife, The Thing, there. When I see a barn, I think theatre.
Posted by Drumm @ 04/06/2003 10:37 AM PST
Drumm...better than seeing a barn and thinking horses. Click on my name for our website but watch out for popups.
Not much doing there right now since we are revamping the site....but some pictures and stories.
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/06/2003 10:40 AM PST
I, for one, need more description about what Ray Court's Memorabilia Show is all about.
I understood about the fellow with posters. Been to conventions where salesmen were willing to trade or deal their wares.
But what was with the tables of celebs? Are they there to sell their autographs or to be paid to have photos taken with them?
Or do they have selections of photos from their films or headshots which they autograph for a fee?
I'm only asking...nothing more.
Could folks bring in their own memorabiliia and have the celebrities autograph that? Like if I had a really great lobby card from "Words and Music," Miss Betty Garrett could be imposed upon to autograph it?
Watched "The Madness of King George" on DVD last night. Lots of fun. Bought it as a "cut out" for $10.
Also watched the SuperBit DVD of "Heavy Metal" -- it was like I'd never seen the film before -- Elmer Bernstein's score really comes through in this DTS presentation. I have no illusions that they did anything special to restore the film, though. But it seemed pretty clean. (They released "From Here to Eterntiy" but didn't restore it to pristine condition, so older films from SuperBit are to be regarded with suspicion).
Posted by Ron Pulliam @ 04/06/2003 10:46 AM PST
Free-for-all Day!
First, let me extend a willing welcome to our wonderful Drumm! It's so nice to see an old friend here at HainesHisWay - - finally!
And, why, you might ask is Drumm so wonderful? Well, I must tell you that Drumm is the man who connected me up with the graphic novel writings of Mr. Neil Gaiman. I loved Gaiman's NEVERWHERE, and since he had hardly any other works out there that I knew of, Drumm sent my way THE SANDMAN graphic novels of Mr. Gaiman. I devoured each and everyone of them with relish. And of course, the writings of Mr. Gaiman led me to the terrifically satiric writings of a certain Terry Pratchett, whose DISC WORLD novels I read over and over again!
So, Bill - -er, Drumm: WELCOME TO THE JIGGIEST SITE ON THE WWW!
I won't take up too much space right now, but I wanted to say that I went HDTV on Friday! Holy Merde! I'm stunned! I sit here mouth gaping at what the HDTV screen can do! I'm not really a techno-geek, but, I do love my movies! I haven't even sat and watched an entire movie yet, still doing some tweaking, with the exception late last night of THE BIRDS, which I just couldn't turn away from. . .
Posted by td @ 04/06/2003 11:49 AM PST
Thanks Jrand52 for that link to
the wonderful review of the
Camelot revival....
Oh, The Red Balloon must be
one of the first movies I saw
when i was a kid, along with
Crin Blanc, by the same
director......
.... and thank you BK for the
nice comments on your visit to
that Memorabilia Show ; so
many moving moments and
details... I wish I could get a
hug from Betty Garrett and the
Mills Sisters !!!
Posted by François @ 04/06/2003 11:54 AM PST
First oi all, is that nostalgia show the kind where you have to PAY for each autograph or does the admission fee cover that? I know you have to pay for CDs, books etc., but is this one where even autographs are for sale?
Speaking of Barn Theatres, I spent the best summer of my life at the New London Barn Playhouse in New London, New Hampshire in 1961, a theatre that is will be having its 70th season this summer, under the direction of Norman Leger for over fifty of them. My summer we did ten shows in ten weeks but now they do most shows for two weeks. It's non-Equity, but so many people got their start there... Oscar winner Sandy Dennis, composer Stephen Schwartz, porn stat Calvin Culver, agent to trash celebrities Sherry Spilaine, original COMPANY Star Pam Meyers, Broadway singer Juliet Lambert, and so many more. Is anyone reading this familiar with the NLBP?
Posted by William E. Lurie @ 04/06/2003 12:15 PM PST
Jrand: Thanks for the link to your barn theatre! It sounds swell, and made me very nostalgic. However, in the credit-where-credit-is-due dept, someone switched the names for GYPSY's lyricist and composer -- 'twas Sondheim wrote the lyrics, and Jule Styne was the composer. I wish you and the company all the best for SOUTH PACIFIC!
td: Well, ol' pal, your gushing's got me blushing! Thanks. For all the kind words, and for turning ME on to the wonderful novels of Mr. (or Senor, rather) Arturo Perez-Reverte. If anyone here is as thrilled and delighted with highly literate, densely plotted, extremely intelligent mysteries of the European variety, Senor P-R may be your man. Only five of his books have been translated into English, but they're wonderful, and I can't recommend them enough.
Oh, and td, you really shouldn't read books with relish: stains the pages, dontcha know?
Posted by Drumm @ 04/06/2003 12:40 PM PST
Note to Mrs. Roseline Coleman, who apparently found my email address here on our sparkling site:
I am so sorry to hear of your husband's recent passing.
However, I am unable to assist you with the transfer of $25 million dollars from your account in Sierre Leon into my personal account and then become your business advisor/manager for a cut of 20%.
I do hope you are able to make other arrangements. And, of course, I will keep this matter strictly confidential, as you request.
Posted by Laura @ 04/06/2003 12:48 PM PST
Jennifer Garner is also the lead actress in the television series "Alias." It's one of my ever-lovin' der Brucer's favorite shows. The storyline is so convoluted that it takes a full season to figure out what's going on, by which time everything and everyone has swung around in a 360 degree turnaround so you have to refigure eveything all over again. Exactly the sort of show der Brucer loves.
She wears clothes well.
Posted by S. Woody White @ 04/06/2003 01:23 PM PST
S Woody - I would have mentioned that, but I know Bruce doesn't know from TV.. so I skipped that reference LOL
Posted by Craig @ 04/06/2003 01:30 PM PST
Re: Trading Spaces from last night.
I HATED Kia's room. Hate, hate, hate. I don't like light green walls. I don't like seashell headboards. I don't like the wallpaper that she hangs across the room (the 4 inch kind you put along the ceiling that goes around the room). I can't believe that couple liked their room.
I did really like hildy's room. I love light blue. I liked the mural she made. I like the special fancy brick floor. But the room was too sparse. She needed to add more.
Posted by Jennifer @ 04/06/2003 01:38 PM PST
For those who asked, here's how the Courts show works: You pay $10 to get in - that gives you access to the main celebrity room and five dealers rooms. You may bring your own items for the celebs to sign but they will charge you for each and every item. They also have photos and other assorted memorabilia that you can purchase. If it's a celeb like Hayley or Dennis Weaver, they can easily make between 5 and 10K in one day. The lines yesterday for Hayley and Dennis were huge. Today, Sunday, it's always easier, very few lines and you might actually get to chat for a minute or two.
Posted by bk @ 04/06/2003 01:41 PM PST
Love Dear Reader Laura's post.
I shall be away for most of today so this is my post. Must now check my old address for mail from Sierra Leone. Maybe I can help the poor unfortunate widow.
Posted by Tom from Oz @ 04/06/2003 02:46 PM PST
Sorry not to have been around for the last few days, but I've had a house full of out-of-town guests, and they just left today.
Don't ever believe newspaper movie reviews. Almost every review I read of STUART LITTLE 2 said it was better than the original. No way. Watched it last night, and kept nodding off. Give me the original any day.
I wish I could see that exhibit at the Lincoln Center Library. I've been collecting cast albums for many years, and would love to see stuff I don't have.
When Jennifer garner won a Golden Globe award for ALIAS, she joked that she always thought she was great in DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? but getting an award for ALIAS exceeded her wildest dreams. So, those fans of hers might want to look for her in that magnum opus. I saw it on HBO, and needed immediate repair surgery on my brain.
Posted by Matt H. @ 04/06/2003 02:56 PM PST
By "Give me the original," do you mean the first film or the book it was based upon? Just checking.
Posted by S. Woody (no relation to E. B.) White @ 04/06/2003 03:38 PM PST
I rented 2 DVDs last night: Road To Perdition (a giant yawn, slower than sludge) and Secretary
(Aces! Had already seen it at the flix), then polished off the evening with Kissing Jessica Stein (funny, funny, funny!).
Love Liza (Phillip Seymour Hoffman) has opened here, a Sundance winner. Has anyone seen it yet? The reviews range from great-to-middlin'.
Back to my spring cleaning; I want my hour back!
Posted by KT @ 04/06/2003 03:58 PM PST
Oh yes, Drumm, I know the GYPSY credits were switched...hopefully they will be corrected, but then again...maybe not.
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/06/2003 04:56 PM PST
BK:
I know it was 4 years ago did Brad Ellis (arranger for many albums)have a heart transplant?
Posted by Michael Shayne @ 04/06/2003 05:07 PM PST
I love Jennifer Garner, although I didn't think DareDevil was too good (I think it came out Valentine's weekend). She is totally awesome on Alias (I love love that show). Yes, it's a bit difficult to follow unless you watch it every week. But I like to use my mind when I watch tv!
Also, for the people who think TOMMY isn't a good show. I love TOMMY. Saw it in Toronto and had an absolutely wonderful time.
Is that chat tomorrow? I'm mixed up.
Posted by Jennifer @ 04/06/2003 05:08 PM PST
I loved the show TOMMY as well, saw it in New York - but having grown up with the record, I was VERY disappointed at the changes in the ending.
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/06/2003 05:23 PM PST
TOMMY (like JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR) is great on the original recor but should never have been staged or filmed. I love the original recordings of these two works, but trying to dramatize either one was a big mistake.
Posted by William E. Lurie @ 04/06/2003 05:23 PM PST
Jennifer chat is Monday this week.
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/06/2003 05:45 PM PST
Oh Mr BK - how was Cynthia Pepper's line...she was terrific in MARGIE!!!! And of course she did KISSIN' COUSINS with King Elvis.
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/06/2003 05:56 PM PST
Jrand: Cynthia was doing okay. We'd done a show last year in Las Vegas, and she was delightful.
Michael: Yes, Brad did have a heart transplant - soon after finishing work on The Burt Bacharach Album. Someday I'll tell an amusing story that both Brad and I love telling.
Posted by bk @ 04/06/2003 06:13 PM PST
Hmmmmmm......do people like Cynthia Pepper and Warren Berlinger know they have fans of their work still around....do they just assume it's so....or in general what do they think about their careers?
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/06/2003 06:17 PM PST
Yes, I have been errant and truant. I am deeply sorry. I must now go back and read all the posts I've missed.
Posted by Kerry @ 04/06/2003 07:01 PM PST
Speaking of TOMMY, I never saw the show, however I thought the movie was very well done, though not as good as what could have been envisioned from the original album. On that note, I should point out that I absolutely love QUADROPHENIA, another film based on a Who concept album. Also, does anyone else here feel (as I do)that both PSYCHODERELICT and THE IRON MAN - 2 concept albums by Pete Townsend - should get the full theatrical treatment?
Posted by Ray @ 04/06/2003 07:27 PM PST
Hello everyone!
The new Broadway Radio Show is up and running -- "April In Paris"
Next week will be one of our funny cover version shows, as David Levy joins me via telephone and then the following week will be our very first Arbor Day special, and, of course, everyone's favorite holiday homo, Michael Betts will be here for that one.
Enjoy!
Posted by Donald Feltham @ 04/06/2003 07:36 PM PST
Hey, S. Woody (not E. B. ) White!
I meant liking the original movie more than the sequel. Of course, the book was wonderful, but I'm relying on a more than 30 year old memory. I read it in a kiddie lit class I took many eons ago.
Posted by Matt H. @ 04/06/2003 08:26 PM PST
I (fortunately) woke up early enough this morning to listen to Donald's Maury Yeston radio show before he switched over to the "April In Paris" show. I'll listen to that later. I then made a couple of compilation CDs for myself, after which I went to my sister's to help her reset ALL of her clocks. We then moved a tall particleboard cabinet from the front of her garage to the back of her garage. As I was driving home (it was about 7:30 by now), I thought to myself, "OH NO!! I MISSED THE HHW CHAT!!" When I got back home and re-read Bruce's first paragraph (after clicking the Unseemly Button), I was much relieved to find out that I didn't miss the chat...it's "Tomorrow night, tomorrow night" (a Yentl reference).
Speaking of Bruce, I just won (on eBay-actually, I was the only bidder) a copy of what one reader wrote on imdb.com, "Could be the worst movie ever..." RACQUET. I went to brucekimmel.com to find out more about it, and it isn't even listed there. I know it's not "Ask BK Day" but is this just an oversight or a deliberate attempt to forget this movie? I did an unseemly search for "Racquet" and found a few (only a few) mentions here on HHW. Bruce does not seem to disagree with the imdb.com reviewer.
Posted by George @ 04/06/2003 08:59 PM PST
Dear Reader Jason -- any word on the auditions yet?
Dear Reader Dave -- same question.
Posted by Laura @ 04/06/2003 11:25 PM PST
Ooooops!
I forgot to put the link to the Racquet information page. It is now connected. There are photos and comments about the film
Posted by Michael Shayne @ 04/07/2003 02:00 AM PST
I am forgotten, but not gone.
Lax as I have been this last week in reading the posts on this here most popular site on the Internet, I did pick up Newsday on my way to work, just to read the story on our own, our very own Donald Felthem, "42, an administrator at a Los Angeles law firm who also has an Internet talk show about Broadway."
Oh, and incidentally, the story is also about JetBlue Airlines.
Unfortunately, Newsday did not see fit to publish a photograph of Donald with his well-known "killer smile", but printed instead a picture of JetBlue CEO David Neelemen. Da noive!
Congratulations to Donald, and may JetBlue reward him with thousands of free miles to visit us New Yorkers.
Click on my name for the complete story.
Posted by William F. Orr @ 04/07/2003 04:26 AM PST
Thanks for the link, Bill. Mainstream media attention is always gratifying...but there was just too much information about the airline! We want more information about the Wright Bros Musical! Maybe that should have been a sidebar.
Posted by Jrand52 @ 04/07/2003 05:56 AM PST
Sorry for being errant and truant yesterday/Sunday. I had a friend in from out of town, and I also had first orchestra tech last night.
My friend, Kevin, got in late Saturday night, and we had a good time this weekend - well, at least on Sunday. I took him to brunch at my favorite place around the corner, and since Sunday was/is my "splurge day", I had the home fries! We then walked around Carytown for a bit and did some window shopping - as well as some small knick-knack shopping. It was a nice sunny day, a little cool, but there was a slight "smell" in the air from the mulch and manure they were putting down for the new trees they will be planting. Then came the tech...
The tech went well. No major trainwrecks. For me, it was just more than a little weird - the sound equipment was not fully set up yet, so I played last night's show with no video camera to conduct the cast (I'm behind them), and no monitors for me and the rest of the band. But we all managed to stay together. Hopefully, all the sound issues will be resolved to tonight.
Then came this morning... And the rain! Unfortunately, my friend, Kevin, also had to drive back to NYC in the rain, and I just hope he'll get in before the major snow(!) starts up in the city. What a crazy winter/early spring we're having.
On a sad note, it was quite a shock waking up this morning and finding out about the death of NBC Today Show anchor and news correspondent, David Bloom. He was covering the news in Iraq, and died of a pulmonary embolism, a blood clot. The Today Show had some nice tributes this morning, and my condolences to his colleagues and, most of all, his family.
Posted by Jose C. Simbulan @ 04/07/2003 06:57 AM PST
OH! And we managed to get into Krispy Kreme last night before they closed the "lobby" area, and got some Hot Ones!! -And I also tried the new Chocolate Malted Creme Filled donut. YUM! Total overkill, but worth it!
Posted by Jose C. Simbulan @ 04/07/2003 07:01 AM PST
Oh, and Dave... My usual answer is:
"The knocking keeps speeding up."
And I usually use the answer, "He doesn't know when to come in." for: "How do you know a singer is at your door?"
And could you refresh my memory as to what jobs you're waiting on? Just curious.
Posted by Jose C. Simbulan @ 04/07/2003 07:14 AM PST
Jose,
I usually use the "doesn't know when to come in" response for sopranos and/or tenors, since they tend to be the worst culprits, but I have heard it used for just about everything.
I'm not so much waiting on a job as auditioning for an amateur production of FOREVER PLAID. The turnout for auditions has been very disappointing, so I have been trying to drum up interest among some of my friends and acquaintances. I have just gotten news of a few good men who might be coming to audition on Wednesday. If those guys show up, there will be enough talented men to do the show with or without me.
I am submitting a proposal to direct a show this year, and I have a very strong chance of being approved, IMO. If it comes to making a choice, I will choose to direct my own show, rather than perform in PLAID.
I do plan to audition next month for a production of RAGTIME that goes up in the Fall. That should be amazing!
Posted by Dave @ 04/07/2003 07:32 AM PST