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bk's notes II


Monthly Archives:


Individually Archived Entries:

10/18/03
SOMETHING IS STIRRING


10/17/2003
IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD


10/16/2003
LOST AND FOUND


10/15/2003
SAVING MEG RYAN


10/14/2003
THE NON-ABATING CACOPHONY


10/13/2003
OOPS, I FORGOT THE TITLE AGAIN


10/12/2003
I DO! I DO!


10/11/2003
WHAT A PIECE OF WORK WAS YESTERDAY


10/10/2003
THE SITE THAT WASN'T


10/01/2003
OCTOBERFEST


09/30/2003
SKIMMING THE LAST OF SEPTEMBER


09/29/2003
THE VERY INFORMATIVE MONDAY NOTES


09/28/2003
THE INVIGORATING WHATNOT


09/27/2003
THE YESTERDAY OF TODAY


09/26/2003
IS THAT ALL THERE IS?


09/25/2003
ALL THAT JAZZ


09/24/2003
TORRANCE OF ARCADIA


09/23/2003
PUNDITS, WITS, AND WAGS


09/22/2003
TITLE TIME


09/21/2003
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY


09/20/2003
THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME


09/19/2003
OOPS, I ALMOST FORGOT A TITLE


09/18/2003
THE CONUNDRUM OF BK'S NOTES II


09/17/2003
WITH HOT FUDGE ON TOP


09/16/2003
TO CHAT OR NOT TO CHAT


09/15/2003
THE BUSY DAYS AHEAD


09/14/2003
THE NO-FLY ZONE


09/13/2003
THE ZEN ZONE


09/12/2003
TAKING THE HORNS BY THE BULL


09/11/2003
THE ME NOTES


09/10/2003
I'M SO EXCITED


09/09/2003
WHAT ELSE CAN I TELL YOU?


09/08/2003
MONDAYS ARE FOR OVERSLEEPING


09/07/2003
SUNDAYS AND SUBWAYS ARE FOR SLEEPING


09/06/2003
A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS


09/05/2003
THE ONE MINUTE NOTES


09/04/2003
WHAT, NO PARTY?


09/03/2003
THEY LOVE ME, THEY LOVE ME NOT


09/02/2003
TWENTY-FOUR HOUR PARTY PEOPLE


09/01/2003
TRY TO REMEMBER


08/31/2003
CRASH


08/31/2003
THE LABOR PARTY


08/29/2003
PRANCING ABOUT LIKE A WOOD NYMPH


08/28/2003
A PARAGRAPH OF NO IMPORTANCE


08/27/2003
OLD DEVIL NOTES


08/26/2003
BARTENDER, MAKE IT A DOUBLE


08/25/2003
THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE


08/24/2003
THE LAUNDRY LIST


08/23/2003
THE RETURN OF THE UNSEEMLY TRIVIA CONTEST


08/22/2003
SENTIMENTAL ME


08/21/2003
THE FORMATIVE STAGES


08/20/2003
MOLTO AGITATO IN A LATHER


08/19/2003
THE LESSON


08/18/2003
I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON


08/17/2003
TOO DARN HOT


08/16/2003
THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE


08/15/2003
BLACKOUT


08/14/2003
WHAT, NO DIET COKE?


08/13/2003
OFF-THE-CUFF


08/12/2003
THE SMELT IN A PELT


08/11/2003
THE MIX MASTER


08/10/2003
THE TECHNICOLOR OZ


08/09/2003
MORE MERE


08/08/2003
MEN WITH BIG MACHINES


08/07/2003
THE POSTING FRENZY


08/06/2003
THE NIGHT OUT


08/05/2003
HAVE I MENTIONED?


08/04/2003
THE FIRST MONDAY IN AUGUST


08/03/2003
THE HOT HOUSE


08/02/2003
THE INTERNAL CLOCK


08/01/2003
THE FIRST OF AUGUST


07/31/2003
THE CASUALLY FORMAL NOTES


07/30/2003
JULY IS BUSTIN' OUT ALL OVER


07/29/2003
THE PARTY'S NOT OVER


07/28/2003
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL


07/27/2003
IT'S PARTY TIME


07/26/2003
SHE OF THE EVIL EYE


07/25/2003
YES, VIRGINIA, IT'S FRIDAY


07/24/2003
JIGGY WITH THE JOURNAL


07/23/2003
SPARKLE AND FIZZ


07/22/2003
I GET A KICK


07/21/2003
THE SPLENDIDLY SPLENDID LIVE CHAT AND OTHER MATTERS


07/20/2003
THE NOTES THAT WENT UP LATE


07/19/2003
YUMMILICIOUS


07/18/2003
A LITTLE EXPERIMENT


07/17/2003
DARK CHOCOLATE NUTS AND CHEWS


07/16/2003
THE THOROUGH PIG


07/15/2003
BK, CONSULTING DETECTIVE


07/14/2003
THE CITY OF STUDIO


07/13/2003
A SUNDAY KIND OF SUNDAY


07/12/2003
THE BUSY DAY OFF


07/11/2003
THE OAKS OF SHERMAN


07/10/2003
THE HILLS OF BEVERLY


07/09/2003
BOTOXING THE NOTES


07/08/2003
AN iMAC NAMED SCHWARTZ


07/07/2003
THE WAKE-UP CALL


07/06/2003
RETURN OF THE FLY


07/05/2003
THE STRANGE CASE OF THE REAPPEARING FLY


07/04/2003
RED, WHITE AND BLUE PANTALOONS


07/03/2003
THE LONGER LONG WEEKEND OR THE SHORTER LONG WEEKEND


07/02/2003
IF IT'S TUESDAY IT MUST BE WEDNESDAY


07/01/2003
OF CABBAGES AND KINGS


06/30/2003
HOBNOBBING


06/29/2003
RUBBING ELBOWS


06/28/2003
CLIFF'S NOTES


06/27/2003
THE KILLER BEES


06/26/2003
THE FIELD TRIP


06/25/2003
TRAINS AND BOATS AND PLANES


06/24/2003
THE HIGHLY INFORMATIVE NOTES


06/23/2003
THE MORNING AFTER


06/22/2003
THE 600 CLUB


06/21/2003
THE SWARM


06/20/2003
DOING MARIA OUSPENSKAYA


06/19/2003
THE ZOO STORY


06/18/2003
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE


06/17/2003
THE DISAPPEARING THREAD


06/16/2003
WITH A THONG IN MY HEART


06/15/2003
PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES


06/14/2003
THE FULL MOON AND WHAT IT MIGHT HAVE MEANT


06/13/2003
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH


06/12/2003
THE AFTER-HOURS


06/11/2003
THE BIRDS


06/10/2003
THE MISSING FLASHBACK


06/09/2003
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY


06/08/2003
SLEEPING LIKE A LOG


06/07/2003
THE HOOTENANNY


06/06/2003
THE RECORDING METAPHOR


06/05/2003
THOROUGHLY MODERN BK


06/04/2003
ON BEING TODAY


06/03/2003
THE SECOND SESSION


06/02/2003
THE FIRST SESSION


06/01/2003
DAINTY JUNE


05/31/2003
Ev'RY STREET'S A BOULEVARD IN OLD NEW YORK


05/30/2003
THE TRIP


05/29/2003
THE LIVELY AND SPARKLING SCREENING


05/28/2003
LIDA ROSE


05/27/2003
THE MINUTIAE OF LIFE


05/26/2003
PHEASANT UNDER GLASS


05/25/2003
JOE'S SPECIAL


05/24/2003
THE SATURDAY REPORT


05/23/2003
THE CAKE OR PASTA QUESTION


05/22/2003
WE'RE HAVIN' A HEAT WAVE


05/21/2003
THE WEST SIDE STORY


05/20/2003
GETTING A BUZZ ON


05/19/2003
MAKING TRACKS


05/18/2003
THE MUSSO AND FRANK STORY


05/17/2003
THE ORDER OF BUSINESS


05/16/2003
ANATOMY OF A MURDER


05/15/2003
THE RENTAL CAR


05/14/2003
THE BODY SHOP


05/13/2003
THE LITTLE MUNDANE TRIVIALITIES OF DAILY LIFE


05/12/2003
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO INA BALIN?


05/11/2003
GREETING THE DAY


05/10/2003
THE DANGER OF CELL PHONES OR AN AFTERNOON VISIT


05/09/2003
THE NOTES WHAT I WROTE


05/08/2003
THE JAUNTY NOTES


05/07/2003
CONVERGENCE


05/06/2003
SOUPED UP HOT RODS


05/05/2003
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW


05/04/2003
YESTERDAY WAS FUNNY


05/03/2003
CUTE LITTLE PARGRAPHS AND THE ABATING RAIN


05/02/2003
THE GYPSY EFFECT


05/01/2003
THE LUSTY MONTH OF MAY


04/30/2003
THE LAST OF APRIL


04/29/2003
LAGGING BEHIND


04/28/2003
CATCHING UP


04/27/2003
CHILLER II


04/26/2003
CHILLER


04/25/2003
A NEW JERSEY STATE OF MIND


04/24/2003
WHAT, NO OOMPH?


04/23/2003
THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF SHRIFT


04/22/2003
THE PARTY


04/21/2003
THE LOW-FLYING HELICOPTER


04/20/2003
RIPE WITH METAPHOR


04/19/2003
CLIFF'S NOTES


04/18/2003
THE CONSTANT SAW


04/17/2003
WHAT, ANOTHER BIRTHDAY?


04/16/2003
PERFECTLY MARVELOUS


04/15/2003
A FINE HOW DO YOU DO


04/14/2003
MORE IS LESS


04/13/2003
ONLY TIME WILL TELL


04/12/2003
THE WEATHER FORECAST


04/11/2003
THE HURRYING AND SCURRYING NOTES


04/10/2003
WEIRD SEED


04/09/2003
HERETOFORE, THERETOFORE AND EVERYWHERETOFORE


04/08/2003
THE IDLES OF APRIL


04/07/2003
NOW I'VE GONE AND DONE IT


04/06/2003
AS TRUE AS THE DAY IS LONG


04/05/2003
FEDORA


04/04/2003
THE MATING GAME


04/03/2003
A DAY WITHOUT BLATHER


04/02/2003
A LOVELY BIT OF NEWS


04/01/2003
THESE FOOLISH THINGS


03/31/2003
THE ATTACK OF THE ALLERGIES


03/30/2003
THE LITTLE SUNDAY NOTES


03/29/2003
THE DRY, PARCHED AND ARID NOTES


03/28/2003
GONE WITH THE WIND


03/27/2003
MY RALPH LAUREN'S ROMANCE


03/26/2003
FOCUS, PLEASE


03/25/2003
GOING BOLLYWOOD


03/24/2003
THE BASH TO END THEM ALL


03/23/2003
THE OSCAR BASH


03/22/2003
BEING SKEEVED


03/21/2003
I AM A VOTING MEMBER


03/20/2003
A SLIGHT SETBACK


03/19/2003
THE BEAUTIFUL LAND IS IN YOUR HEART


03/18/2003
SO THE PUNDITS SAY


03/17/2003
THE DAY AFTER


03/16/2003
THE SUNDAY OF OUR 500th NOTES


03/15/2003
THE RAINY NOTES


03/14/2003
WHAT, NO DIVERTISSEMENTS?


03/13/2003
THE DELETE BUTTON


03/12/2003
INTO THE GYM


03/11/2003
THE SPECIAL TREAT


03/10/2003
MONDAY MADNESS


03/09/2003
THE PRICE OF GAS LATELY


03/08/2003
THE EVIL EYE


03/07/2003
THE HEADCACHE


03/06/2003
THE NEW WEBSITE OF ME


03/05/2003
LIVELY AND SPARKLING DOINGS


03/04/2003
THERE ARE DAYS AND THERE ARE DAYS


03/03/2003
ADDING THE "E"


03/02/2003
THE SUN FELL ON MY FACE


03/01/2003
MARCHING TO THE TUNE OF A DIFFERENT DRUMMER WITH LOX


02/28/2003
THE LAST OF FEBRUARY


02/27/2003
NOTES WITHOUT CHEESE, LETTUCE AND TOMATOES


02/26/2003
TIME, THE BITCH-GODDESS


02/25/2003
NOTES WITH DIRECTIONS


02/24/2003
THE ANNOYING POP-UP


02/23/2003
MARCHING TOWARD MARCH


02/22/2003
WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A BY-YOUR-LEAVE


02/21/2003
THE FORTUNE COOKIE


02/20/2003
THE NOT OK OKLAHOMA


02/19/2003
THE MIRROR EFFECT


02/18/2003
OVERTURE


02/17/2003
RESTORATION


02/16/2003
FOR EXAMPLE


02/15/2003
ROUMANIAN ADVENTURE


02/14/2003
NO MEAN FEET


02/13/2003
THE RETURN OF THE SINGING BIRD


02/12/2003
LISTEN TO THE RAIN ON THE ROOF


02/11/2003
THE WORD GLITCH AND OTHER EVENTS


02/10/2003
THE NON-FUNCTIONING BRAIN


02/09/2003
BEING SGT. FRIDAY ON A SUNDAY


02/08/2003
DISCOVERING MARJORIE HELLEN


02/07/2003
A FEW ANNOUNCEMENTS


02/06/2003
EATING OUR CURDS AND WHEY


02/05/2003
QUICK WATSON, THE NOTES!


02/04/2003
THE BIG SLEEP


02/03/2003
ONCE UPON A TIME IN CYBERSPACE


02/02/2003
THE ROGUE'S GALLERY


02/01/2003
HELLO, MOLLY!


01/31/2003
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN' AT OUR COLLECTIVE DOORS


01/30/2003
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO


01/29/2003
PERFECTLY MARVELOUS


01/28/2003
A LOVELY DAY


01/27/2003
IT'S GET-TOGETHER WEATHER


01/26/2003
AND ALL THAT JAZZ


01/25/2003
THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE KIMMEL'S BACK


01/24/2003
THE VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD NOTES


01/23/2003
THE SWIMMING HEAD


01/22/2003
TIME IS A FLEETING MISTRESS


01/21/2003
THE 'F' WORD


01/20/2003
UFO


01/19/2003
THE DANGLING PARTICIPLE


01/18/2003
A CERTAIN LACK OF STYLE


01/17/2003
THE SWEET NOTES


01/16/2003
ALL THAT FAR FROM HEAVEN ALLOWS


01/15/2003
DOING THE DEMO


01/14/2003
ONLY TIME WILL TELL


01/13/2003
MOTH WATERING


01/12/2003
THE FLYING TURTLE


01/11/2003
LOST AND FOUND


01/10/2003
THE MATTERS AT HAND, FOOT AND ELBOW


01/09/2003
THE FERSHLUGANAH NOTES


01/08/2003
SINGING TODAY'S NOTES


01/07/2003
TROUBLE IN RIVER CITY


01/06/2003
NOTES WITHOUT MUSIC


01/05/2003
TROUBLE IN PARADISE


01/04/2003
THE REVEALING SATURDAY NOTES


01/03/2003
THE GAY NOTES


01/02/2003
THE UNTITLED THURSDAY NOTES


01/01/2003
THE HAPPY NEW YEAR NOTES


12/31/2002
ROCKIN' NEW YEAR'S EVE


12/30/2002
THE OVERT PUNCTUATION


12/29/2002
THE FRONT-LOADED NOTES


12/28/2002
WHO'S GOT THE PAIN?


12/27/2002
HITTING THE HAY


12/26/2002
THE MICE ARE STIRRING


12/25/2002
NO COUNT THEM NO DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!


12/24/2002
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE


12/23/2002
HO,HO,HO


12/22/2002
SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN


12/21/2002
THE STANLEY STEEMER INCIDENT


12/20/2002
SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE


12/19/2002
CREIGHTON BARREL


12/18/2002
THE V NOTES


12/17/2002
HAVING OURSELVES A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS


12/16/2002
THESE ARE THE EGG NOTES


12/15/2002
THE MALAISE OF MODERN LIFE


12/14/2002
LETTING MY HAIR DOWN


12/13/2002
THE PALM SPRINGS STORY


12/12/2002
THROWING AND HURLING


12/11/2002
TERSE, FLORID AND TORPID


12/10/2002
COMING APART AT THE SEAMS


12/09/2002
WRAPPING UP THE NOTES IN A PRETTY PINK RIBBON


12/08/2002
MY CUP RUNNETH OVER


12/07/2002
WILD, WILD WEEKEND


12/06/2002
HUMMING/SINGING THE GLORY OF LOVE


12/05/2002
HARD-BOILED EGGS


12/04/2002
HELLO, I MUST BE GOING


12/03/2002
WELSH RAREBIT


12/02/2002
CHOMPING AT THE BIT


12/01/2002
GOING OUT ON A LIMB


11/30/2002
THE SATURDAY SHUFFLE


11/29/2002
THE FRENCH TURN


11/28/2002
TURKEY LURKING TIME


11/27/2002
EXTRAPOLATING A TITLE ON A WEDNESDAY


11/26/2002
DICK AND JANE


11/25/2002
THAT GREAT COME-AND-GET-IT DAY


11/24/2002
TIME IS A CRUEL MISTRESS


11/23/2002
WHAT A CLEVER LAD AM I


11/22/2002
IT'S DOTAY WITH ME


11/21/2002
I WONDER AS I WANDER


11/20/2002
WAXING AND WANING


11/19/2002
ROMPING ABOUT MERCILESSLY


11/18/2002
A COLON WITH A HAT


11/17/2002
SUNDAY, BLESSED SUNDAY


11/16/2002
ROAM FREE THE WILD WORLD


11/15/2002
WHATNOT


11/14/2002
THE STOLEN HOURS


11/13/2002
THE VIEW ASKEW


11/12/2002
WHAT A PERFECTLY USELESS WORD IS ELSE


11/11/2002
MAY THE HAINESIES/KIMLETS BE WITH YOU


11/10/2002
FROM WHENCE THEY CAME


11/09/2002
THIS IS OUR ONCE-A-YEAR DAY


11/08/2002
THE NAKED TRUTH


11/07/2002
THE DULY NOTED NOTES


11/06/2002
WHAT A REVOLTIN' DEVELOPMENT THIS IS


11/05/2002
CARRIE ME BACK TO BRIAN DE PALMA


11/04/2002
GETTING OFF THE BUTT CHEEKS AND VAMOOSING


11/03/2002
HOW LUCKIE CAN YOU GET?


11/02/2002
THE MINI-MOMENTOUS DAY


11/01/2002
A FINE NOVEMBER


10/31/2002
THE SCARY NOTES


10/30/2002
THE DEEP DEPTHS


10/29/2002
GETTING MY BEARINGS


10/28/2002
ONE TINY LITTLE BAG


10/27/2002
WEEDING OUT THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF


10/26/2002
LET US EAT CAKE


10/25/2002
CARRY ON NOTES


10/24/2002
UNNATURAL AND INTRUSIVE TO MY INNER BEING


10/23/2002
FOR A CHANGE OF PACE


10/22/2002
THE SPURTING WATER HEATER


10/21/2002
THE INTERESTING NOTES


10/20/2002
THE NOT-SO-HAPPY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY


10/19/2002
YIPPEE KAYIYAY


10/18/2002
SEA LEGS


10/17/2002
BLUNTED BY TIME CONSTRAINTS


10/16/2002
RANT AND RUN


10/15/2002
THE LATE WAKE-UP CALL


10/14/2002
THE BARE MINUMUM


10/13/2002
THE BRAYING BIRD


10/12/2002
THE MOVING CURSOR


10/11/2002
THE EILEEN ATKINS DIET


10/10/2002
I HAVE RETURNED


10/09/2002
NO LOLLYGAGGING ALLOWED


10/08/2002
DEAR DIARY


10/07/2002
WHAT A SWELL PARTY IT WAS


10/06/2002
THE RETRO NOTES


10/05/2002
HERE IS MY BELIEF - IN BRIEF


10/04/2002
WHAT ELSE CAN I TELL YOU?


10/03/2002
A CONVENTIONAL DITHER


10/02/2002
OUR WHINES HAVE TENDER GRIPES


10/01/2002
THE OCTOBER COUNTRY


09/30/2002
CHAOS AND DISORDER


09/29/2002
THE MYSTERIOUS GOINGS ON


09/28/2002
THE NOTES SANS TITLE ARE SANS NO MORE


09/27/2002
RAISE HIGH THE ROOF BEAM CARPENTERS


09/26/2002
THE RATHER ENGLISH NOTES


09/25/2002
BLURRY DAYS


09/24/2002
THE MOON IS A HARSH MISTRESS


09/23/2002
IT'S DELOVELY


09/22/2002
SLEUTH


09/21/2002
THE NATIVES ARE RESTLESS


09/20/2002
SINGING THE TITLE SONG TO KOYAANISQATSI


09/19/2002
FOOLS RUSH IN


09/18/2002
THE LAY OF THE LAND


09/17/2002
KARMA, BABY, KARMA


09/16/2002
A BUNCH OF FIGS, OR THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE NOTES


09/15/2002
THE WORKING SUNDAY


09/14/2002
NO DAWDLING ALLOWED


09/13/2002
A BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT


09/12/2002
WHAT, MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS?


09/11/2002
THE FRUITION FACTOR


09/10/2002
THE ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTINUE


09/09/2002
CON BRIO


09/08/2002
HOW LONG WAS MY PARAGRAPH


09/07/2002
THE WILD PARTIES


09/06/2002
THE WALKING BLIMP


09/05/2002
MISSING SENTENCES


09/04/2002
THE LIVELY FAMOUR


09/03/2002
OUT OF THE LOOP


09/02/2002
THE NON-LABORIOUS LABOR DAY DOINGS


09/01/2002
NERO'S BACK IN TOWN


08/31/2002
LIKE A FESTERING COLD SORE IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER


08/30/2002
AND THE BAND PLAYED ON


08/29/2002
THE VERY CONTRARY NOTES


08/28/2002
HAVING A HIGH OLD LIME


08/27/2002
SKIMMING THE NOTES


08/26/2002
BEING PEDANTIC ON A MONDAY MORNING


08/25/2002
LOUNGING ON A LAZY SUNDAY


08/24/2002
THE DIRECTOR'S NIGHTMARE


08/23/2002
CAWING LIKE MANIACAL HARPIES ON BAD ACID


08/22/2002
AND THEY'RE OFF AND RUNNING


08/21/2002
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF


08/20/2002
CLIMB EV'RY MOUNTAIN, FORD EV'RY STREAM


08/19/2002
THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT


08/18/2002
NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA


08/17/2002
THE SPICKY SPACKY WICKY WACKY SPICY CHINESE FOOD


08/16/2002
THE FAMILY UNIT


08/15/2002
THE OVERCAST THURSDAY


08/14/2002
THE NOTES WITH NO NAME


08/13/2002
CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT


08/12/2002
THE ZIPPY NOTES


08/11/2002
THE DAY OF THE LOCUSTS


08/10/2002
LIKE A HAMSTER IN HEAT


08/09/2002
KILLER BEES


08/08/2002
AT THE COPA


08/07/2002
THE WHIZ


08/06/2002
THE SOUND OF MOWING


08/05/2002
WHAT IS INTERESTING


08/04/2002
THE SIMONIZED SUNDAY


08/03/2002
CAT WITH A POST-NASAL DRIP


08/02/2002
THE 8/02 FIX


08/01/2002
A LOUD AND DEFIANT C#


08/01/2002
THE FIRST NOTES OF AUGUST


07/31/2002
THE RETURN OF MELTZ AND ERNEST


07/30/2002
UP WHERE WE BELONG


07/29/2002
VAMP UNTIL READY


07/28/2002
THE LAZY, LANGUID AND LIMPID SUNDAY NOTES


07/27/2002
INTRIGUE, DRAMA, SUSPENSE!


07/26/2002
SHAKING OUR COLLECTIVE BOOTIES


07/25/2002
SCRAMBLED EGGS


07/24/2002
BK'S HANDY-DANDY INVESTIGATIVE TECHNIQUES


07/23/2002
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE?


07/22/2002
A HERMAPHRODITE WITH A CLUB FOOT


07/21/2002
THE BABBLING ME


07/20/2002
THE WIZARD OF NOTES


07/19/2002
THE WANING OF THE DAY


07/18/2002
BLEARY-EYED AND VAGUELY DISCONTENTED


07/17/2002
WHAT ABOUT BOB?


07/16/2002
LAYING BARE THE UNIVERSAL TRUTHS


07/15/2002
OFF THE CUFF


07/14/2002
THE DONUT ON MY BACK


07/13/2002
JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM, NOTHING BUT THE FACTS


07/12/2002
THE JOINT IS JUMPIN'


07/11/2002
THE EPHEMERA OF OUR DAILY LIVES


07/10/2002
CORRUPTION


07/09/2002
THE HITCHCOCKIAN NOTES


07/08/2002
GRASPING AT STRAWS


07/07/2002
IT'S MAGIC!


07/06/2002
SOME LIKE IT FRIED


07/05/2002
THE SCAM


07/04/2002
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE PANTALOONS


07/03/2002
I LOVE LUCH


07/02/2002
THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER


07/01/2002
A SONG FOR JULY


06/30/2002
DAY ONE... DAY TWO


06/29/2002
NOT A WHIT OF WIT


06/28/2002
THE VERY SPECIAL FRIDAY


06/27/2002
YOU NEVER KNOW


06/26/2002
THE UNWIELDY HOLLOW VICTORY


06/25/2002
THE SHIPPING NEWS


06/24/2002
PLAYBOY OF THE WESTERN WORLD


06/23/2002
THE MOE FACTOR


06/22/2002
FINE AND DANDY


06/21/2002
THE CASE OF THE FROZEN AOL


06/20/2002
RANKLED IN A LEOPARD-SKIN DICKIE


06/19/2002
A TALE OF TWO TALES


06/18/2002
THE ELABORATE BUT CUNNING RUSE


06/17/2002
SWEET CLARITY


06/16/2002
THE PALTRY POSTS OF YORE


06/15/2002
JUMPING IN THE SHOWER


06/14/2002
BALLS IN THE AIR


06/13/2002
IS THAT MARY WITH A "Y"?


06/12/2002
SPILLING THE BEANS


06/11/2002
OFF-THE-CUFF


06/10/2002
THE PHOENIX RISING


06/09/2002
THE FAUX CARBONARA


06/08/2002
THE SOUND SLEEPER


06/07/2002
THE THEME OF TODAY'S NOTES


06/06/2002
THE BOXER SHORTS AND THE FLYING DISC


06/05/2002
A POWER SURGE IN A NUTSHELL


06/04/2002
THE FARMER AND THE COWMAN


06/03/2002
NOTHING SHORT OF GROTESQUE


06/02/2002
OUR VAGUE WORLD


06/01/2002
DRAWN AND QUARTERED


05/31/2002
THE SURPRISE ON THE PORCH


05/30/2002
TUT AND PHUT


05/29/2002
DEFORMED HEARTS


05/28/2002
NO RHYME OR REASON


05/27/2002
A SOUPCON OF NOTES


05/26/2002
AMBROSIA SALAD


05/25/2002
THE CASE OF THE REFRIED BEANS


05/24/2002
THE 200 BLOWS


05/23/2002
PROCEEDING APACE


05/22/2002
THE STRAIGHT SKINNY


05/21/2002
ARTICHOKES AND BROUHAHAS


05/20/2002
FLYING THINGS


05/19/2002
MUTANT VEGETABLES


05/18/2002
THE MAN WHO ATE TOO MUCH


05/17/2002
THE FRIDAY AFTER THE THURSDAY BEFORE THE SATURDAY


05/16/2002
SURF'S UP


05/15/2002
HEAVY TRAFFIC


05/14/2002
EXEMPLARY...BRILLIANT...GENIUS


05/13/2002
HOISTED ON ONE'S OWN PETARD


05/12/2002
MY NECK OF THE WOODS


05/11/2002
LETTING THE CHIPS FALL


05/10/2002
SMELL-O-VISION


05/09/2002
SIX MONTHS OUT OF EVERY YEAR


05/08/2002
SMOKING THE BACON


05/07/2002
HELL TO PAY


05/06/2002
THE COOKIES THAT KNEW TOO MUCH


05/05/2002
COOL, MAN, COOL


05/04/2002
THE HOOVER THAT WAS


05/03/2002
EATING A GUMMY HORSE


05/02/2002
THE KITCHEN COUNTER


05/01/2002
THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY


04/30/2002
FORGOING THE FLOGGING


04/29/2002
THE BIG EVENT


04/28/2002
ADDENDUM


04/27/2002
THE LATE NOTES AND WHY IT IS SO


04/26/2002
THE ROUGED ROGUE


04/25/2002
BELIEVE IT OR NOT


04/24/2002
NIGHT WRITER


04/23/2002
THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FOLLOWING DAY


04/22/2002
THE HOME STRETCH


04/21/2002
THE REVISIT


04/20/2002
THE MERRY PRANKS


04/19/2002
THE POUNDS THAT WOULDN'T GO AWAY


04/18/2002
THE BROKEN RECORD


04/17/2002
THE TONGUE AND THE XM


04/16/2002
THE SPURIOUS FOODGROUP


04/15/2002
FROM WHENCE IT CAME


04/14/2002
MY GOODNESS


04/13/2002
WELCOME TO BENIHANA


04/12/2002
FLEMISH ART QUIRKS


04/11/2002
THE NOBLE BARNES


04/10/2002
CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC


04/09/2002
INSERTING A SPACE


04/08/2002
THE FORGOTTEN CLOCK


04/07/2002
TIME MARCHES ON


04/06/2002
THE ASTONISHING AFTER-THE-FACT FACT


04/05/2002
THE MELTZ AND ERNEST STORY


04/04/2002
THE ANSWER MAN


04/03/2002
FORGET-ME-NOT


04/02/2002
BELOW THE JECT


04/01/2002
THE MERRY PRANKS


03/31/2002
IT CAME UPON ME UNAWARES


03/30/2002
AN URN OF LUMPEN GRAVY


03/29/2002
BAJA FRESH


03/28/2002
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST


03/27/2002
THE PASSOVER PLOTZ


03/26/2002
BEEP BEEP


03/25/2002
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE OSCARS


03/24/2002
CUBING THE HAM


03/23/2002
NO MORE HYPHENS


03/22/2002
TAKE TWO TABLOIDS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING


03/21/2002
QUAQUA


03/20/2002
THE ANSWER MAN


03/19/2002
FACTUAL INFORMATION


03/18/2002
CURDS AND WHEY


03/17/2002
BEING GREEN


03/16/2002
THE GENDER OF GRASSHOPPERS


03/15/2002
RUNNING AMOK


03/14/2002
THE UNCOUTH INTERLOPER


03/13/2002
THE DINNER PARTY


03/12/2002
CRAVING THE ENCHILADA


03/11/2002
SEARCHING FOR LIBERACE


03/10/2002
OMELET


03/09/2002
SPAM


03/08/2002
THE THIRD COMMENTARY


03/07/2002
QUESTION ME AN ANSWER


03/06/2002
A WAND'RING MINSTREL I


03/05/2002
VAMP TILL READY


03/04/2002
VIS A VIS


03/03/2002
SILLY FOOD


03/02/2002
OBFUSCATION


03/01/2002
CRAB CAKES IN TARZANA


02/28/2002
THE LAST OF FEBRUARY


02/27/2002
COITUS INTERRUPTUS


02/26/2002
THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING BIG


02/25/2002
STARTING HERE, STARTING NOW


02/24/2002
REDISCOVERING OSCAR


02/23/2002
A MORASS OF NOTHINGNESS


02/22/2002
I HAD A DREAM


02/21/2002
OPEN A NEW WINDOW


02/20/2002
THE BEGINNING OF THE END


02/19/2002
THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES


02/18/2002
ONCE UPON A TIME


02/17/2002
THE PORTRAIT OF GEORGE CHAKIRIS


02/16/2002
WILDER TIMES


02/15/2002
THE LONG WEEKEND


02/14/2002
MY FUNNY VALENTINE


02/13/2002
THE WAY WE WERE


02/12/2002
MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS


02/11/2002
HAVING YOUR HISSY FIT


02/10/2002
THE SUNDAY PAPERS


02/09/2002
DISCOVERING THE GNU


02/08/2002
THE MISSING PERSONALITY


02/07/2002
THE MONOPOLY METAPHORS


02/06/2002
GETTING SERVICED


02/05/2002
THE QUALITY OF SOCKS


02/04/2002
THE FOURTH BLURB


02/03/2002
DREAMING OF DONUTS


02/02/2002
THE FEBRUARY CONUNDRUM


02/01/2002
THE DRY NOTES


01/31/2002
COLE SLAW


01/30/2002
WHOLLY SCIENTIFIC AND PONDEROUS NOTES


01/29/2002
TELLING TALES


01/28/2002
YESTERDAY I HEARD THE RAIN


01/27/2002
SCOTCH TAPE


01/26/2002
THE MOUSE THAT ROARED


01/25/2002
I WAKE UP SCREAMING


01/24/2002
KILLING A MOUSE ON THURSDAY


01/23/2002
IF IT'S WEDNESDAY IT MUST BE FRIDAY


01/22/2002
THE THIRD BLURB


01/21/2002
THE SUBJECT WAS BLANK


01/20/2002
AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MEAT


01/19/2002
THE CRACK OF DAWN


01/18/2002
PSYCHO! THE MUSICAL


01/17/2002
THURSDAY IN THE KITCHEN WITH BRUCE


01/16/2002
THE FIRST BLURB


01/15/2002
MY AUNT FANNY'S EYEBALLS


01/14/2002
WEBSITE NOT RESPONDING


01/13/2002
THE SENIOR MOMENT


01/12/2002
ALWAYS ON SATURDAY


01/11/2002
THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY


01/10/2002
SHORT AND SWEET


01/09/2002
STARTING OVER


01/08/2002
THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM


01/07/2002
MY $0.01 WORTH


01/06/2002
BANGERS AND MASH


01/05/2002
THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH


01/04/2002
UNTITLED FRIDAY NOTES


01/03/2002
I'M LATE, I'M LATE


01/02/2002
LISTS


01/01/2002
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND SOME EXCITING NEWS


12/31/2001
NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE


12/30/2001
PROOF


12/29/2001
THE SEARCHERS


12/28/2001
PITH AND VINEGAR


12/27/2001
THE ROUND UP


12/26/2001
COUNTING DOWN TO THE NEW YEAR


12/25/2001
MERRY CHRISTMAS!


12/24/2001
THE THREE FACES OF CHRISTMAS EVE


12/23/2001
HARK! THE HERALD ANGELS SING!


12/22/2001
SUBJECT


12/21/2001
MY SIMPLE CHRISTMAS WISH


12/20/2001
THE GREEN ENVELOPE


12/19/2001
A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE


12/18/2001
RADIO WAVES


12/17/2001
COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS OR TRUTH, BEAUTY AND LOVE


12/16/2001
THE QUESTION OF TRIVIA


12/15/2001
TIS THE SEASON


12/14/2001
UNTITLED FRIDAY RAMBLINGS


12/13/2001
LEAVING LAS VEGAS


12/12/2001
BK'S ELEVEN


12/11/2001
VIVA LAS VEGAS


12/10/2001
THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FOLLOWING DAY


12/09/2001
LINGUINI WITH HOT SAUSAGE AND PECAN PIE WITH WHIPPED CREAM


12/08/2001
12/8 AND WHAT IT MEANS


12/07/2001
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME


12/06/2001
FLUX


12/05/2001
SOUP


12/04/2001
THE CONUNDRUM


12/03/2001
GETTING IN GUY HAINES' SHORTS


12/02/2001
JORDAN ALMONDS AND OTHER NUTS


12/01/2001
THE WAKE UP CALL


11/30/2001
LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WENT DANCING


11/29/2001
LISTEN TO THE RAIN ON THE ROOF


11/28/2001
THE HORROR... THE HORROR...


11/27/2001
HOW MUCH RAMBLING CAN WE READ?


11/26/2001
A SURVEY, A FEW THOUGHTS, AND A CHEESE SLICE


11/25/2001
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED YESTERDAY?


11/23/2001
THE TURKEY WHO CAME TO DINNER


11/22/2001
THANKSGIVING AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS


11/21/2001
THE DAY BEFORE THE TURKEY CAME TO DINNER


11/20/2001
TUESDAY WILL BE MY GOOD NEWS DAY


11/19/2001
MONDAY,MONDAY, SO GOOD TO ME


11/18/2001
SUNDAY, SWEET SUNDAY


11/17/2001
BELGIAN WAFFLES


11/16/2001
LISTENING TO MUSIC WHILST TYPING


11/15/2001
SPINNING THE SPIN


11/14/2001
A LOVELY ANNOUNCEMENT


11/13/2001
WELL, WELL, WELL


11/12/2001
HERE WE GO AGAIN


11/09/2001
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