West New York Story, a musical about what happens when Maria and Anita pull up stakes and move to the 'burbs. They open a dress shoppe, only to find that their most frequent customers are men... and they aren't shopping for their wives! Hilarity ensues.
Songs include "Why-o-why-o-why-o (Why did I ever leave 65th and 61st)," "What a Waist," and "Wearing My Wrong Note Rags."