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TEN MINUTES OF STUPID
« on: March 10, 2022, 12:02:09 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes were stupid, and now it is time for you to post until the stupid cows come home.
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2022, 12:04:03 AM »

And the word of the day is: APHRODISIAC!
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2022, 03:09:09 AM »

Topic of the Day:  not quite the most stupidest thing I've done, but last night I got home after stopping at my sister's for a bit, then I had some dinner, then I sat in my recliner at about 8:00 p.m. and completely zonked out until about 2:30 this a.m.!  I didn't just take a little nap...I totally fell asleep!  Now, I need to go back to sleep in my bed ::)
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2022, 03:10:36 AM »

On the plus side, it obviously was six-and-a-half hours of sleep that I needed...and I'll take the extra sleep that I'm going to get now. ;D

Have a good day, all!
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2022, 03:51:06 AM »

Good morning, all!
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2022, 03:53:36 AM »

Several important emails concerning this recording project were sent yesterday, and I am surprised there's been no response or upheaval yet.
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2022, 03:57:19 AM »

I did sleep rather well last night. I had one long dream which I oly now remember in fragments:
  1. Tarzan and the jungle.
  2. Search for water.
  3. A large can of paint.
  4. Dead soap opera star.
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2022, 04:00:53 AM »

On the health side of my life, I can sense a definite improvement. Where I was having 6-7 bathroom breaks a night I now seem to be down to 3-4, and that makes me very happy. I see my urologist on Monday, and I hope he'll take a PSA.
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2022, 04:05:59 AM »

DR TCB, I agree with you about Russia completely. I would love to see Putin and his cronies here in the US and in the rest of the world blown off the face of it.
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2022, 05:16:33 AM »

Good morning, friends.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2022, 05:17:04 AM »

My goodness! Last night at HHW we had both beefcake and cheesecake!
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2022, 05:17:20 AM »

Thank you, DR TCB!
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2022, 05:18:01 AM »

 :)
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2022, 05:25:03 AM »

Just ten minutes of stupid? I'd need more like ten years.
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2022, 05:46:38 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2022, 05:48:59 AM »

Just ten minutes of stupid? I'd need more like ten years.

I feel like I have days on end infected with stupid.
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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2022, 05:51:55 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2022, 05:52:32 AM »

Stupid?

How do I list the ways?

Do I start with yesterday and work backwards?
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2022, 05:58:21 AM »

:)

Looks like some newfangled neutering procedure.

"No Muss, No Fuss!"  "In and Out in Five Minutes!"
"By the time you get him home, he'll be shooting blanks!"


Eureka!  I must patent this!  I'll be rich!

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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2022, 06:10:08 AM »

 ;D
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2022, 06:10:41 AM »

And, by the way...    F U, Governor DeSantis!
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2022, 06:19:18 AM »

Kitty cleanup is over, and I need to make my basement trek. I have no idea what I will find.
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2022, 06:27:46 AM »

And, by the way...    F U, Governor DeSantis!

Gov. Death sentence is almost as bad as Greg Abbott. Their race to the bottom makes me ill.
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2022, 06:59:12 AM »

  I need to make my basement trek. I have no idea what I will find.

We'll send out a search party if you don't come back.
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2022, 06:59:35 AM »

I hear you, DR John G.
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« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2022, 07:01:02 AM »

Florida has obviously been taken over by moldering Republicans who cannot think straight and, so, support the Trumpus.
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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2022, 07:01:45 AM »

When I was getting my hair cut yesterday, my barber was all agog about a surprise his wife had revealed to him that morning.  On Saturday, she and he will drive to Florence SC to attend a Trump rally.  Yes, "the Donald" will be in South Carolina on that day and will spew his hate and bile for a couple of hours starting at 7 p.m.  Brian and his wife will be in line at 2 p.m. in order to gain entrance.   Made me want to holler.  Made me want to shout.

But enough politics from me.   :(
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« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2022, 07:01:47 AM »

When my father was with Mobil Oil, we were living in Connecticut at the time. He was told he was being transferred to Texas. My mother said "no." So he had to find another job.

Two years later, all those folks who had accepted the transfer to Texas were laid off.
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« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2022, 07:02:23 AM »

It is now Thursday in South Carolina.  I cannot say I am surprised, but it seems like only yesterday was LAST Thursday.
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« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2022, 07:03:05 AM »

Do those folks pay tribute to the Trumpus in their rumpus rooms, DR Ron Pulliam?
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