Topic: TEN MINUTES OF STUPID (Read 9095 times)

singdaw · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:03:40 AM »

Sounds like the great beginnings of a new children's book.

singdaw · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:04:08 AM »

TWO!!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:06:35 AM »

Just for fun...

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:07:55 AM »

Quote from: singdaw on March 10, 2022, 07:03:05 AM

Do those folks pay tribute to the Trumpus in their rumpus rooms, DR Ron Pulliam?

Given what I've seen of Trumpus fans, they pay tribute in their "frumpus" rooms.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:08:40 AM »

Man! It's getting very difficult to pin DRsingdaw down. He's like the Flash...here one second and gone the next.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:17:06 AM »

DR singdaw your mother was prescient.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:17:55 AM »

I am glad DR RON PULLIAM discovered that it was Thursday.....I haven't really known what day it is since December.

Is DR ELMORE still in the basement?

Jrand73 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:18:18 AM »

Perhaps we should send out a SEARCH party.

ANY excuse for a party.....

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:18:50 AM »

Jack, who is the 1 guest you have brought along?

Jrand73 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:19:12 AM »

I must say that MR BK's story started going in a direction that I did not like.....BUT I think the ending was very nice.

How can you find something in your pocket IF you don't know there is a pocket?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #40 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:19:38 AM »

Quote from: Jrand71 on March 10, 2022, 07:18:18 AM

Perhaps we should send out a SEARCH party.

ANY excuse for a party.....

If he IS in that basement, we don't want to have a party there.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:21:43 AM »

I also always put the same thing in the same place and have for years.

I learned the lesson the hard way MANY TIMES when I decided there was a better and more convenient place for the car keys, my tennis shoes, my wallet, and/or my glasses. Most recently....my telephone.

AND there are half filled bottles of water all over the house.

Sometimes it's not the things I have LOST it's the things I have FOUND.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:22:32 AM »

DR RON PULLIAM I think it's Neely O'Hara......except she's being awfully quiet.....for Neely O'Hara.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:23:14 AM »

Well that's true......although I have had a few nice moments in basements.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:25:04 AM »

We are going to a nice LOCAL CPA/Tax Consultant here in town. My sister talked to them yesterday and we are dropping off papers today.

Recommended by our attorney. Since he's local, I'm sure st least one person in the office went to school with one of my siblings.

His name is Kevin James - so I guess he's the King of Queens.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 10, 2022, 07:26:23 AM »

His father who runs the firm is Martin James.....and his office is across the street from my new dentist Todd Taylor.

That end of town is a hopping place!

ChasSmith · « **Reply #46 on:** March 10, 2022, 08:00:46 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on March 10, 2022, 07:01:45 AM

When I was getting my hair cut yesterday, my barber was all agog about a surprise his wife had revealed to him that morning. On Saturday, she and he will drive to Florence SC to attend a Trump rally. Yes, "the Donald" will be in South Carolina on that day and will spew his hate and bile for a couple of hours starting at 7 p.m. Brian and his wife will be in line at 2 p.m. in order to gain entrance. Made me want to holler. Made me want to shout.

But enough politics from me.

Not giving in to the urge to shout and holler at a guy holding scissors and a razor to your head is good policy.

ChasSmith · « **Reply #47 on:** March 10, 2022, 08:02:36 AM »

Quote from: Jrand71 on March 10, 2022, 07:19:12 AM

I must say that MR BK's story started going in a direction that I did not like.....BUT I think the ending was very nice.

How can you find something in your pocket IF you don't know there is a pocket?

I was trying very hard not to imagine that the keys were in the trunk.

ChasSmith · « **Reply #48 on:** March 10, 2022, 08:06:53 AM »

I, too, have a "fail safe" method of depositing the critical things -- keys, wallet, phone -- in the same places at all times. And I even recite that checklist to myself when I leave the house and when buckling up in the car.

Uh, usually.

I might be a fairly bright fellow (sometimes), but I have learned the hard way that to deviate from routine in such matters is a recipe for disaster.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 10, 2022, 08:15:33 AM »

The laundry room is spotless this morning. Clearly, someone after noon spent hours cleaning and bagging that mess to get it out to the curb for pickup this morning.

Laura · « **Reply #50 on:** March 10, 2022, 08:58:52 AM »

Good morning.

Laura · « **Reply #51 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:00:06 AM »

I have been out hiking every day lately while the weather is nice. Soon it will be miserably hot.

Laura · « **Reply #52 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:00:26 AM »

TOD: Probably serving that croquembouche.

Jane · « **Reply #53 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:20:46 AM »

DR TCB have you had the anniversary cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory?

Jane · « **Reply #54 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:24:11 AM »

Quote from: ChasSmith on March 10, 2022, 05:58:21 AM

Quote from: singdaw on March 10, 2022, 05:18:01 AM

Looks like some newfangled neutering procedure.

"No Muss, No Fuss!" "In and Out in Five Minutes!"
"By the time you get him home, he'll be shooting blanks!"

Eureka! I must patent this! I'll be rich!

Jane · « **Reply #55 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:25:48 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on March 10, 2022, 07:01:45 AM

When I was getting my hair cut yesterday, my barber was all agog about a surprise his wife had revealed to him that morning. On Saturday, she and he will drive to Florence SC to attend a Trump rally. Yes, "the Donald" will be in South Carolina on that day and will spew his hate and bile for a couple of hours starting at 7 p.m. Brian and his wife will be in line at 2 p.m. in order to gain entrance. Made me want to holler. Made me want to shout.

But enough politics from me.

Sorry.

John G. · « **Reply #56 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:26:07 AM »

Quote from: Laura on March 10, 2022, 09:00:26 AM

TOD: Probably serving that croquembouche.

😀

singdaw · « **Reply #57 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:26:45 AM »

When eating babies and toddlers, organic is the only way to go.

Jane · « **Reply #58 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:27:02 AM »

Quote from: singdaw on March 10, 2022, 07:01:47 AM

When my father was with Mobil Oil, we were living in Connecticut at the time. He was told he was being transferred to Texas. My mother said "no." So he had to find another job.

Two years later, all those folks who had accepted the transfer to Texas were laid off.

Wow.

John G. · « **Reply #59 on:** March 10, 2022, 09:27:43 AM »

Trapped in a meeting in which someone is reading every last word off pages of suggestions. It’s thrilling, I tell you. Thrilling.

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