Holy moley on rye, I go away and eat a salad and come back and hot damn if we aren't way over three hundred posts! We are COOKIN' with gas. Now, did I miss some nudity? I hate when that happens. I'm sorry Mark, but Maya's heart belongs to DADDY, and we all know who DADDY is, don't we?
They even wrote a song about it - Maya Heart Belongs to Daddy.