I was advised to make the Bruno's Bustin' Out All Over parody a bit more caustic, so here's the result of that:
BRUNO'S BUSTIN' OUT ALL OVER (#2)
(verse)
Ali G left us cryin’
With tears of laughter in his day
Then Borat came and did the same
He gave us nothin’ bad to say
Pirelli showed that Mr. Cohen
Could give the theater fans a star
But now we feel so dissed and moan
‘Cause Sasha’s gone way way too far
He's becoming real dumb
You can hear him come
You can feel it in your heart
You can feel it in your bum
You can see he loves the flack
As he’s settin’ causes back
Look around! Look around! Look around!
(chorus)
Bruno’s bustin’ out all over
The grosses proclaim that he’s a gem
He’s the freelance fashioneesta
Who’s been pushin’ his bare keesta
Into places like the face of Eminem
Bruno’s bustin’ out all over
All over the web and the TV
When I turn I see his poster
Will he show up on my toaster
In my mirror when I shave what do I see
I see that goon!
Goon, goon, goon!
Bruno's such a goon. goon, goon
Fresh and a liar, so gay and young
Bruno makes us all feel like dung
Bruno’s bustin’ out all over
The sheep aren’t sleepin’ very well
For the stuff he pulled on Conan
He’s deserves a steady stonin’
And now watchin’ what he does becomes a hell
Bruno’s bustin’ out all over
Wherever we turn he takes a swipe
It’s a minstrel-like tradition
And we wish that Sasha’s swishin’
Had a mission besides fishin’ for some hype
‘Cause he’s a goon!
Goon, goon, goon!
Sascha is a goon! Goon! Goon!