I got my "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" in today's mail.
I put it -- still inside its sealed mailing box -- on the table behind my desk.
One of my co-workers exclaimed, "Oh! You've got the new 'Harry Potter'!
"How is it? Did someone die? Was it the wizard?"
I glared at her and said, "It 'just' arrived."
"It's still in its box," I continued.
"I haven't opened it."
She looked at me expectantly.
"I haven't had time to read it."
"Oh!" she said. "It's been out since Saturday!"
I double-glared at her.
"And yet my copy arrived not five minutes ago. Do the math."