Topic: PEOPLE ARE FUNNY (Read 17101 times)

Matthew · « **Reply #60 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:55:44 AM »

Pancakes!

Matthew · « **Reply #61 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:55:53 AM »

Page 3 pancake dance

Jane · « **Reply #62 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:20:43 AM »

From DR Vixmom:

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He spoiled me by buying me two silver chains and a lovely watch and a Keurig coffee maker

It sounds like you had a very nice weekend.

Doug R · « **Reply #63 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:22:21 AM »

TOD:

I can only think of these at the moment. There are lots more!

People who can’t be bothered to put the shopping trolley back where they got it but leave it anywhere in the car park.

Again, in the supermarket, people who pick things up from the shelf and don’t put it back in the same place

Car drivers who have to pass me even if a red light is immediately ahead.

People who throw litter on the ground.

People who sneeze without using a tissue.

People who always turn up late.

People who talk loudly on the phone

People who jump up out of their seats as soon as the plane lands, even though they know they have to wait at least 5 minutes before thay can get out.

Jane · « **Reply #64 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:26:02 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on October 15, 2012, 08:16:30 AM

TOD:

Things that annoy me most about people today.

Hmmmm. For one, people unleash the most horrific torrent of profanity in public in regular conversation. Lots of F-bombs, and s***s, and so on. I don't want to hear it, and I sure don't want anyone I'm with to hear it.

Bicyclists! I kid you not!

In our neighborhood in Michigan Bicyclist often terrorized the locals. We didn't have sidewalks and they would race past us so fast the wind sometimes caused to to slightly lose my balance. Echo was always kept on my left!!! Another fear was that I would hit them while driving. They would race around a corner facing me. There were many times I barely stopped in time.

Jane · « **Reply #65 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:26:50 AM »

Quote from: Laura on October 15, 2012, 08:56:34 AM

Quote from: Ben on October 15, 2012, 08:25:33 AM
Quote from: Laura on October 15, 2012, 08:06:51 AM
So, how to they know how many articles you read?

Cookies.

Exactly. Delete them.

I have no idea how to delete cookies. I'll ask Keith to do it.

Jane · « **Reply #66 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:28:14 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on October 15, 2012, 09:34:40 AM

And then there are the supermarket aisles that are designed for two-way cart traffic. Now and then, a special display will be set up that takes up one cart-width section of the aisle. For whatever reason, that's a magnet for the "I-don't-know-what-I'm-looking-for-so-I'm-going-to-stop-right-here" shopper. A completely open aisle except that spot and there are always folks who will stop right there and block the entire aisle. And my-oh-my-! but don't they resent your "excuse me" as you attempt to get by them.

Or don't say thank you when you move out of their way.

Jane · « **Reply #67 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:29:24 AM »

Quote from: MBarnum on October 15, 2012, 10:32:04 AM

TOD:

Drivers who do not use their turn signals.

Especially when I'm waiting for them to pass so I can turn.

Jane · « **Reply #68 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:30:49 AM »

Quote from: Doug R on October 15, 2012, 11:22:21 AM

TOD:

I can only think of these at the moment. There are lots more!

People who can’t be bothered to put the shopping trolley back where they got it but leave it anywhere in the car park.

Again, in the supermarket, people who pick things up from the shelf and don’t put it back in the same place

Car drivers who have to pass me even if a red light is immediately ahead.

People who throw litter on the ground.

People who sneeze without using a tissue.

People who always turn up late.

People who talk loudly on the phone

People who jump up out of their seats as soon as the plane lands, even though they know they have to wait at least 5 minutes before thay can get out.

LOL on the last one as that is me. I just need to stand as soon as possible.

Doug R · « **Reply #69 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:51:16 AM »

Quote from: Jane on October 15, 2012, 11:30:49 AM

Quote from: Doug R on October 15, 2012, 11:22:21 AM
TOD:

I can only think of these at the moment. There are lots more!

People who can’t be bothered to put the shopping trolley back where they got it but leave it anywhere in the car park.

Again, in the supermarket, people who pick things up from the shelf and don’t put it back in the same place

Car drivers who have to pass me even if a red light is immediately ahead.

People who throw litter on the ground.

People who sneeze without using a tissue.

People who always turn up late.

People who talk loudly on the phone

People who jump up out of their seats as soon as the plane lands, even though they know they have to wait at least 5 minutes before thay can get out.

LOL on the last one as that is me. I just need to stand as soon as possible.

Don't tell me you also switch on your cellphone and make a call the very second you land Jane. That's another one I can add to my list

Jane · « **Reply #70 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:05:22 PM »

Quote from: Doug R on October 15, 2012, 11:51:16 AM

Quote from: Jane on October 15, 2012, 11:30:49 AM
Quote from: Doug R on October 15, 2012, 11:22:21 AM
TOD:

I can only think of these at the moment. There are lots more!

People who can’t be bothered to put the shopping trolley back where they got it but leave it anywhere in the car park.

Again, in the supermarket, people who pick things up from the shelf and don’t put it back in the same place

Car drivers who have to pass me even if a red light is immediately ahead.

People who throw litter on the ground.

People who sneeze without using a tissue.

People who always turn up late.

People who talk loudly on the phone

People who jump up out of their seats as soon as the plane lands, even though they know they have to wait at least 5 minutes before thay can get out.

LOL on the last one as that is me. I just need to stand as soon as possible.

Don't tell me you also switch on your cellphone and make a call the very second you land Jane. That's another one I can add to my list

He said people who jump out of their seats, didn't include phones as far as I saw.

I have used the phone immediately when I needed to. But then that is while we are taxing, not as people are ready to exit. Usually I wait until I'm off the plane before using it, especially as my current phone takes awhile to turn back on

Jane · « **Reply #71 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:07:39 PM »

My shoulder, in the bad spot that is disabling, hurts when I type today. I need to stop for awhile. I have to leave soon to get my yearly bone density test & discuss with the doctor what to do next. My two years of injections are almost up and I will have to switch to something a bit more scary for me.

Fingers crossed I've had great improvement from using the shots.

Ginny · « **Reply #72 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:25:10 PM »

Bone density improvement vibes for DR Jane!

elmore3003 · « **Reply #73 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:26:13 PM »

I am home and the first good thng has happened in five days: I love my new stove!

ChasSmith · « **Reply #74 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:31:01 PM »

Congratulations to DR ELMORE and his first good thing!

ChasSmith · « **Reply #75 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:31:47 PM »

Back from the town hall, a poorer man than before, and from CVS where I decided to stop in and get my flu shot.

ChasSmith · « **Reply #76 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:34:41 PM »

No difference in net worth after the stop at CVS. The insurance covered the flu shot.

ChasSmith · « **Reply #77 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:35:11 PM »

One of the few things it really does cover!

George · « **Reply #78 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:55:10 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on October 15, 2012, 12:26:13 PM

I am home and the first good thng has happened in five days: I love my new stove!

Congratulations on the new stove!

George · « **Reply #79 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:55:25 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on October 15, 2012, 07:42:21 AM

Another FRAUDULENT charge this morning from parkflysleep.com for $45.48.

~~~Continued Bank Vibes for DR Elmore!!~~~

George · « **Reply #80 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Ginny on October 15, 2012, 12:25:10 PM

Bone density improvement vibes for DR Jane!

~~~Ditto!!!~~~

George · « **Reply #81 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:56:51 PM »

Quote from: Laura on October 15, 2012, 08:06:51 AM

So, how to they know how many articles you read?

Big Brother is watching...and I'm not talking about the "reality" TV show.

Jennifer · « **Reply #82 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:17:22 PM »

Quote from: Matthew on October 15, 2012, 09:15:49 AM

Quote from: John G. on October 15, 2012, 04:46:30 AM
Quote from: George on October 15, 2012, 12:50:25 AM
Hmmm. I just came across this article...This May Be the Real Cast List for the Into the Woods Film.

My first question was...can Nina Arianda sing?

I believe that was the cast for a reading of the script, but that Meryl is still a go for the witch.

I'm excited for Meryl as the witch. I feel she's one of our more versatile screen actress's that would do well in musicals. I really liked her singing in Mamma Mia, she's also one of those actress's that can do no wrong. She's my pick for Norma in the movie version of ALW's Sunset Blvd if that ever gets made. I have hopes.... Oh, and Paul Bogaev was the MD for the Broadway production of Sunset Blvd and many Disney movies, so maybe....

I like Meryl Streep. She has the ability to tranform herself into the characters she plays. I thought she was good in MAMMA MIA. But I would definitely much rather see Donna Murphy as the witch.

Jennifer · « **Reply #83 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:17:52 PM »

Vibes DR Jane has good news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jennifer · « **Reply #84 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:18:41 PM »

Vibes DR Elmore has good news re: his debit card.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wouldn't they have cancelled the card last week when you told them someone else was using it??Or were these also charges from last week just now appearing?

elmore3003 · « **Reply #85 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:21:10 PM »

Quote from: ChasSmith on October 15, 2012, 12:31:01 PM

Congratulations to DR ELMORE and his first good thing!

And at 3:30 the postman delivered my invoice payment! While I now have around $300 to be collected from these thefts, I at least have money to cover the outstanding checks. Thank God!

John G. · « **Reply #86 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:21:44 PM »

Quote from: Jennifer on October 15, 2012, 01:17:52 PM

Vibes DR Jane has good news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A double dose.

John G. · « **Reply #87 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:22:26 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on October 15, 2012, 01:21:10 PM

Quote from: ChasSmith on October 15, 2012, 12:31:01 PM
Congratulations to DR ELMORE and his first good thing!

And at 3:30 the postman delivered my invoice payment! While I now have around $300 to be collected from these thefts, I at least have money to cover the outstanding checks. Thank God!

Great news!

John G. · « **Reply #88 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:23:28 PM »

I made it through the first round of job interviews. The second interview will be Friday morning. I'm not ready to breathe easily, but at least some answer will be coming soon.

John G. · « **Reply #89 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:23:56 PM »

One more.

News:

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