I am home, can't stop coughing, and it's driving me mad.
Maybe this will help?
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he heard:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looked back and through the fog he made out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man began to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He ran to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and slammed and locked the door behind him.
However, the casket crashed through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man ran.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locked himself in. His heart was pounding; his head was reeling; his breath was reduced to sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket broke down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screamed and reached for something, anything, but all he could find was a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he threw the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(pay close attention to this, Elmo)
The coffin stopped!