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Title: CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:00:21 AM
Well, you've read the notes, you've cut to the chase, the chase has cut to you, and now it is time for you to post until the cows come home, which will be as soon as they've had a burger.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:20:00 AM
And the word of the day is: CORPULENT!
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Post by: Tomovoz on March 12, 2005, 12:25:42 AM
Farce: "Noises Off" and "Habeus Corpus"
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:30:36 AM
Has Ann caught up?
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:30:46 AM
CORPULENT!
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:31:44 AM
Boy did I have some intriguing e-mails waiting for me.  One was from someone I haven't spoken to in quite some time, but who has been on my mind a lot lately.  Isn't it funny how that works?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:32:02 AM
iPod is working splendidly once again.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Ann on March 12, 2005, 12:36:09 AM
I have caught up.  I have made a mental note to look up the word of the day when I have the mental energy.  

Yesterday (Friday) was my last day of work.  They took me out to dinner as a thank you.  Saying goodbye to the boys was hard.  I shall miss them.  I shall also miss employment...
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:39:00 AM
Well, you must eat a burger - that will make you feel better.  And you will soon have new employment - I feel it.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:43:44 AM
Well, I suppose I shall toddle off to the bedroom environment for my beauty sleep.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:44:08 AM
But, before I go, may I just say - CORPULENT!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 12:53:40 AM
Good morning pople it is 3:49 in the am her in New York and i just can't sleep
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 12:54:47 AM
Daer Ann, I am sorry for your loss of employment

I send you

~~~~~~~~~PERFECT NEW JOB VIBES~~~~~~~~~~~~
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 12:55:18 AM
Such a week I had!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:01:33 AM
On Tuesday we had a rain storm in the morning and around noon the temperature dropped and we started getting snow, and of course all the rain that had fallen earlier turned to ice.  Then the wind kicked up swirling the snow around to cause white out conditions, so between the ice under the snow and the total lack of visibility, it made for a fun driving experience.

Now on Tuesdays, I leave work at 3 pm instead of my usual 5 - 6 pm, but due to delays caused by inane phone callers who have to call me, so I can read to them the information on the piece of paper in front of their faces, I did not start out until 3:30, however becasue of the snow ALL the buildings in the vicinity let their workers out early  and it took me over a half hour just to get out of the parking lot...I kid you not!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:06:13 AM
The main parkway was backed up several blocks from the entrance ramp since a tractor trailer, which are not allowed on parkways BTW, wandered ontot he parkway and got itself stuck under a overpass thus effectively shuttig that roadway down (of course in the directioni n which I wanted to go).  The Expressway (the  famed LIE) had such down in  my direction due to a tractor trailer that had jack-knifed and blocked all three lanes

so I, and all 3 million of the locals  headed down a two lane roadway with lights at every  other corner.

In two hours I had traveled five miles.  Then my battery light  came on  on the dash and the power steering went out.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:13:45 AM
Thsi is wher I actually had a bit of luck, this happened directly in front of a gas station that had a mechanics shop attached (becoming rarer and rarer on Long Ilsand, mostly gas stations her now are just that, gas only)

And the mechanics were just closing down for the eveing  but still there.  I rolled into the parking lot explained the problem and they pushed my car into the garage.

Turns out that the serpentine belt  had split and the thing  that it goes around ( I forget the word) had seized.  God was looking out for me because not only was the mecahnic willing to stay and help me out, but they had the parts there in the shop.

The belts they keep in stock but the other thing (bearing? ) they do not, but they happedned to have one sitting right there on the counter which was delivered earlier that day in error, when they had orderd the part for another Ford car and the wrong part was delivered.  So I sat there and they very kindly fixed my car for me.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:21:23 AM
An hour later and $222.50 poorer, I returnd to the roadway which was still crawling, and by now darkness and teh temperature had both fallen making things really lovely.

Evenutally this roadway expands to six lanes (three in each direction) but still traffic was not moving beyond the point wher you simply had to lift your foot from the brake and roll forward a few feet before braking agian.

Eventually I found out why, a tractor trailer (oh how I love those vehicles) had hit a light/telephone pole caussing it to fall across and clock all three lanes of the traffic going westbound (the opposite direction that I was going for a change) but also pulling the wires down across the  entire three lanes of traffic going eastbound ( my direction), so all three lanes of traffice were having to merge right, turn into a little shopping center and ssingle file throught he shopping center and finally out on the other side of the wires, and OF COURSE people couldn't just take turns and let each lane filter in  one after another... oh no, we have to be cutthroat and force outr way in and of course cause another accident or two...MORONS!!!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:22:35 AM
I finally got home at 9:05 PM  5 hours and the 35 minutes to travel 30 miles.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:32:03 AM
Wednesday and Thursday were bad workdays in that I was dealing with inconsiderate boobs for the most part.  Usually I quite like my job but these particular people should be collected by the manners police and lcoked up until they inderstand that the world does not revolve around them and their wants and that  when you are supposed to be a closing at 3:00 it is a bad idea to come at 5:45 witout bothering to call and explain your absence or lateness, and then show up with a sandwich and coffee (for yourself) and causually explain that you decided not to leave work early to attend the closing which had been scheduled a week earlier,because you had left early the day before for the storm. the fact that seven other people were sitting there unable to finish the closing and  that they were now not leaving thier jobs at 5 pm as they are supposed to but now are forfed to work until 7:30 was entirely lost on him, apparently our time and lives were worth nothing in comparison to his
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:33:04 AM
Thursady more incionsiderate boobs, i won't bore you with the details but I ended up stuck at work until  8 pm
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Charles Pogue on March 12, 2005, 01:45:36 AM
If one eats too many burgers, one might become CORPULENT.  Lunch at Hogly-Wogly's is liable to make us CORPULENT.

Flat out funniest farce I ever saw was NOISES OFF...the original London Production with Paul Eddington and Patricia Routledge.  Though I also saw Paxton Whitehead in a great version as well at the Ahmanson.  and a few years ago, I saw the National Theatre's revival of it and it holds up right nicely.   Oddly enough,  NOISES OFF was my very first British theatre...years later, the revival was my hundredth play seen in London.  I've probably seen around a hundred and twenty-five by now.

ARSENIC & OLD LACE is still a great farce on both film and stage.

Though I didn't see THE RITZ on stage, I thought it a very funny film.

I guess the film PRODUCERS is a farce. It's certainly funny.

The best two farces I ever played in were Feydeau's  FLEA IN HER EAR (the dual role of Chandebise/Poche) and Ray Cooney's hilarious British sex farce, MOVE OVER, MRS. Markham (supporting the glamourous Cyd Charisse.  I played the campy decorator Alistair, who everybody thinks is gay, but is actually boffing the maid.)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:54:20 AM
Yesterday afternoon around 3:30 I get a call on my cell from the assistant principal at my daughter's school (the guy in charge of discipline)

"Uh hi, Mrs. Mann, this is Mr. Whateverthehellhisnameis from ...school"

"Yes, is there a problem?"

"Uh, well,, um, have you spoken to Debby  this afternnoon?"

"Do you mean Victoria?"

"Oh, yeah, uh oh, you're Debra, Debby, uh, Mrs. Mann, uh sorry yeah, um well do you know where she is?"

Of course at this point my heart stops beating but I somehow manage to say

"She was supposed to go to the All County Chorus rehearal with the music teacher and the other five  students  at the beginning of 9th period, she was supposed to be bussed there..is she not with them?

"OH! Um, well that explains it, a teacher saw her walking out of the school at the beginning of  ninth period so I guess that's where she was going"
 
"Wait a minute, a teacher saw her walking out of the school an hour and half ago,  didn't stop her to find out where she was going and you are just calling me NOW?  She could be dead!" (we have a had a recent string of child , well girls in ithe Vixters age bracket) going mssing inthe past few months and news of a local motel that has been filled by the local authorities with  child molesters recently realeased from prison)

"Uh, yeah, I'll call you back"

Five minutes later the phone rang again Good ol' Mr. Imncompetent again

"I reached the music teacher on her cell ohone and Victoria is there at the rehearsal."

"So my child is exacly where she is supposed to be doing what she is supposed to be doing.  I want to know why  the teacher  that saw her leaving didn't stop her and ask her where she was going .  Why wasn't the office immediately notified? Why wasn't I immediately notified?  Why don't you know that she was being bussed out of the district with one of your teachers on one of your busses?  Did anyone speak to her 9th period teacher?  He knew where she was because she had to rearrange taking an exam that was being given today.  What is the purpose of this call?  Are you just trying to get my daughter in trouble with me? It certainly doesn;t seem like your primary consideration here was her safety"


"Oh, um well yeah I have to apologize for alarming you, uh, well I don't know if there was a list about the chorus thing and  uh, I just got the message from the teacher and uh, um well I guess we have some tightening up to do here...."


 MORON!! Sitting there on his corpulant backside all smug and self satisfied  playing "gotcha" with the kids....OOOOH I wanna slap his face!

 K - 5 was all about building the kids self esteem and teaching them to love learning. But this middle school!!! It seems all about catching the kids doing something wrong and teaching them to loath school

 
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 01:56:51 AM
So that was my week, that is why I was E & T and I missed you guys.

End of rant...
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:01:41 AM
I love Arsenic & Old lace and The Producers as wel and perhaps my favorite, A funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Forum
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:03:29 AM
Dear Rodzinski.. I see you have appeared, I have chased  DR Pogue away with my ranting which I promise not to do any more  (for a while)  which coast are you currently gracing? Ar eyou up early or late?  :D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:24:51 AM
Well I just caught up on yesterdays' posts

Bk  congrats on finishing the book.  When can we expect to see it?

DR Jennifer I am sorry you are feeling poorly

~~~~~GOOD HEALTH VIBES~~~~~

Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:26:39 AM
Dear reader Joey... will you please wait a few years for the Vixter to grow up and then come and marry her?  I want you in my family! Your parents must be very proud of you.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 02:28:41 AM
I'm up vixmom, still on the west coast. Don't go away!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:31:00 AM
I don't know from basketball but congrats on getting your smiling face on the Tee Vee
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Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:31:27 AM
It was a basketball game you were at right?
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Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:31:49 AM
OH!! Page TWO DANCE!!!
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Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:34:59 AM
Dear WFO lent me PennyO's book this evening  and I am halfwat through Chapter Four,,, its very funny
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:35:26 AM
halfwat, that's between a quarter way and halfway
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Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 02:35:38 AM
Once in college, I was driving back to school from Atlanta to Oxford, Miss. It was a rainy sunday night after Christmas break had ended. My car broke down in the middle of nowhere, Alabama. This old guy stopped and inquired as to my trouble, brought me to his brother-in-law's house and these people spent the whole night fixing my car in their home garage. They didn't even know me! I have sent them a Christmas card every single year since then, and we have kept in touch that way, so that was a happy ending to a bad situation.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:36:45 AM
Reading this book and laughing alound... I am really looking forwad to the show
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:38:27 AM
Once in college, I was driving back to school from Atlanta to Oxford, Miss. It was a rainy sunday night after Christmas break had ended. My car broke down in the middle of nowhere, Alabama. This old guy stopped and inquired as to my trouble, brought me to his brother-in-law's house and these people spent the whole night fixing my car in their home garage. They didn't even know me! I have sent them a Christmas card every single year since then, and we have kept in touch that way, so that was a happy ending to a bad situation.

I have always relied on the kindness of strangers



That's a lovely tale DR Rod....it was good of you to keep in touch with them as well
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 02:47:25 AM
Ha! Yes, it was basketball. We are talking about me lingering in the background of the game here, not like anyone would see me who I didn't warn in advance I could be seen. I'm going NETWORK tomorrow, as the Final will be on CBS. I'll wear a red shirt so any HHWer should be able to see me.

Jed should be happy his Washington team won a close one against Stanford. It broke my heart, only because I had become a big fan of the Stanford "Dollies" over the past 10 days. This is their little dance troupe that accompanies the band. Lovely and skillful ladies.

To answer Pogue, I edit the daily programs for this event. Traveling to an event is supremely uncommon, but this particular one demands it for whatever reason. Sorry I missed you and Shakey's. I may yet try to sneak some mojo potatoes before I fly out tomorrow night.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:50:46 AM
I shall have to check the lisitngs and try to catch you.  Have you instructed the Gal to st up the VCR for your momet of fame? LOL
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:51:42 AM
Speaking of the Gal, we are going to have any interesting time next Saturday, not knowing each others names! Vixmom and DH meet Rodzinski and the Gal! LOL
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 02:52:09 AM
We're Debby & Steve  BTW
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 02:57:13 AM
I have always relied on the kindness of strangers



That's a lovely tale DR Rod....it was good of you to keep in touch with them as well

It is a wonderful thing when people come through for you like that.
Here's the funny postscript: I had a cherry pie with me in the car that day from my mom, and I kicked myself when I realized I could have given it to those people who fixed my car. It would have been perfect! I arrive back at school in the middle of the night, and it turns out I am a night early, the dorms aren't open yet, nothing in the god forsaken town IS open, except a cruddy motel which I had to stay in, and all I had to eat was that pie. So it was lucky I didn't give it away, and they got so much more out of me writing to them, which I might not have done if I gave them the pie. Make any sense?
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Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:00:27 AM
Perfect sense...I must admit I am very bad at notes and folloqwing up..I have good intentions and then stuff gets in the way and I forget until I'm in the shower or falling asleep or drving through a snowstorm  then I make a mental note that that  the second I walk in the door I will sit down and WRITE THAT LETTER and then I come in and there's a phone message, and dinner to make and laundrey to fold and  another  six weeks wanders away.....  
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 03:08:53 AM
Following up can be difficult.
Game's on at 3 pacific time. Actually, I don't know if it will be nationally televised. CBS could choose something else to show out there, but I think perhaps I will bring my copy of BENJAMIN KRITZER and prop it up for our amusement.
Why does nobody believe Rodzinski is really my name?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:09:56 AM
and the Gal  was so named by her parents? LOL
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Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:12:08 AM
I shall try to get control of the TV remote at 6 PM .  I would LOVE to see Benjamin Kritzer propped up on the table...do it do it!!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 03:12:09 AM
We'll also have to talk about psychotic and incompetent school administrators, as your tale remineded me of the kind of people my schools in Indiana were plagued with.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:13:24 AM
Its been lightly snowing here all night, we have about  2 inches of new stuff....
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 03:16:31 AM
Don't tell me that. I will just stay here. I will just not come back.

This may not be the most snow in inches we've had, but it seems like the most days of snow we have had in my 8 years in NYC.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:18:32 AM
We'll also have to talk about psychotic and incompetent school administrators, as your tale remineded me of the kind of people my schools in Indiana were plagued with.

Is really infuriating... the  K - 5 years were really good, the teachers (with the exception of ther 3rd grade teacher but that's a whole other story)  really were enthusiatixc about teaching and helping the children succeed.  But the whole Middle school experience is a nightmare... and with school taxes at  $4,000 a year, we can't affpord to pull her out and spend another $5 or 6 K for private school

I am seriously considering going to the school board but I am concerned about being dismissed as a crank, and having my daughter  get stuck bearibg the brunt of payback by the miserable cretins that call themselves "educators"
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Post by: Rodzinski on March 12, 2005, 03:18:41 AM
Alright, I ought to be sleeping. I shouldn't be awake at this hour in ANY time zone. Thanks for the company!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:20:58 AM
Don't tell me that. I will just stay here. I will just not come back.

This may not be the most snow in inches we've had, but it seems like the most days of snow we have had in my 8 years in NYC.

Well I've been living here fro 47 years and although it is not the most in inches it sure seems like it's the longest winter in a long tome... of course it's not as bad as 96 when we had FEET of snow... and we had those huge blizzards in the late 70's and early 80's... but pretty much the snow knew  enough to go away by early March....
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Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:21:44 AM
Alright, I ought to be sleeping. I shouldn't be awake at this hour in ANY time zone. Thanks for the company!
Thank you fpor the company!! Happy sleepoing
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 04:13:19 AM
Tales of the Unexpected starring VixMom!  Whew!  What a week!

And it sounds as if DR DANISE's week was pretty harrowing as well.

Yes we need burgers.  Double cheeseburgers with green onions and tomatoes and salt and a fresh fresh bun.

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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 04:15:13 AM
Last night I started to watch DR CP's PSYCHO 3.  I didn't see PSYCHO 2 so I think I missed some of the backstory although there was a little flashback.  Anyway - I really liked the Vertigo-like beginning, and I liked the guy driving the car, but I am an anti-fan of Miss Diana Scarwid - so I didn't watch all of it.  It didn't help of course that it was on AMC with all the commercial breaks.  Maybe I will give it another try when it comes on again.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 04:17:56 AM
DR CP must tell us some Cyd Charisse stories.....what was the audience response to her....was she EVER casually dressed....I imagine her in tailored clothes 24/7.....was she a good actor to be onstage with?

Best farces....hmmmmmmm.....stage for me would be the aforementioned A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM (which I loved being in as Hysterium).

Films:  ONE TWO THREE, WHAT'S UP DOC?, DUCK SOUP,
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 04:18:11 AM
DR RODZINSKI what two teams are playing in your game?
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 04:43:05 AM
Ah....Washington vs Arizona on CBS at 6pm EST.  It is on the schedule from the Staples Center!  Very exciting.
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Post by: Michael on March 12, 2005, 04:50:32 AM
I agree with all those farces that people mentioned. Now I have to remember what else I have seen.
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 05:20:41 AM
Thank you, DR Tom, for the information on the new MISS MARPLE films. There are dozens of Miss Marple short stories that I wish they had filmed rather than re-doing the Marple novels. Still, I'll be very interested to see these. Thanks again for the information.
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Post by: elmore3003 on March 12, 2005, 05:23:01 AM
Well, I've stayed too long at the fair and I have to get to B&N!  82nd and Broadway, DR Jose.

TOD:
THE RITZ on Broadway was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
ARSENIC AND OLD LACE
Everything by Feydeau, especially the John Mortimer translations: CAT AMONG PIGEONS, HOTEL PARADISO, THE LADY FROM MAXIM'S, A FLEA IN HER EAR and Noel Coward's Feydeau adaptation, LOOK AFTER LULU
LA CAGNOTTE (translated as "The Kitty" and "Pots of Money") by Labiche
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: DERBRUCER on March 12, 2005, 05:25:20 AM

Turns out that the serpentine belt  had split and the thing  that it goes around ( I forget the word) had seized.  

IDLER PULLEY ASSEMBLY

It's more entertaining when it happens in the summer; then, in adition to the battery light going on, the loss of power steering and power brakes, you get the joy of the car rapidly over-heating.

der Brucer
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Post by: DERBRUCER on March 12, 2005, 05:29:57 AM
An hour later and $222.50 poorer...

Us poor country folk only had to pay $176.14 (no sales taxes and cheaper labor help). Of course we did have to wait a day for the dang pulley (fortunately we were near home and the dealer gave us a ride.

Your escapade could have much more entertaining for the readers if you had to leave your car over night ;D

der Brucer
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 05:32:25 AM
I will have no problem finding a burger today. The buffet I'll be going to grills them to your specifications. They had the yummiest pork chops last week, and I'm hoping they have them again today, too. I don't fix a lot of pork around my house, but I do enjoy eating it.
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Post by: DERBRUCER on March 12, 2005, 05:33:03 AM
I agree with all those farces that people mentioned. Now I have to remember what else I have seen.

LEND ME A TENOR?

der Brucer
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 05:37:22 AM
I think the last time we had this topic, I answered NOISES OFF, and I see no need to change that. I also saw the film of NOISES OFF again recently, and I enjoyed it SO much more than when it was originally released. Maybe it was seeing Christopher Reeve so physically fit in it, but for whatever the reason, it worked a lot better as a film than I remembered it. I still prefer the stage version, of course,

I'm not sure it qualifies as a farce, but I also loved BLACK COMEDY on stage. And LEND ME A TENOR is very, very funny.

FORUM ranks at the top of the heap (a NY, NY reference) of musical farces. I wish someone would remake the film of it, even if it's a videotape of a professional stage version done in the manner of INTO THE WOODS or SUNDAY IN THE PARK.

Yep, THE PRODUCERS and ARSENIC AND OLD LACE are pretty hard to beat. DUCK SOUP right up there, and the hotel room sequence in THE COCOANUTS is very funny, too.
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 05:41:19 AM
Ah, another spring-like day in NC for us. Going to be in the low 60s later, and the sky is loaded with puffy clouds. My daffodills are blooming and I see buds on the trees. I might need to take a walk later rather than using the treadmill.
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Post by: DERBRUCER on March 12, 2005, 05:42:21 AM
Today's notes:

Quote
...so I shall be quite consumed again very soon'...

Is She of the Evil Eye also a cannibal?

der concerned Brucer
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Ben on March 12, 2005, 05:44:30 AM
Don't know if I'll get burgers at the family party this afternoon evening so I may have to try and have a healthy burger for lunch. We don't leave for the party until around 3pm. Anthony has his Forum callback this morning around 11am at which time I will ride the stationary bike for an hour and then putter around the house (a Forum reference) and ready myself for our "Cousins" party.

I am riding the exercise bike so I don't become...wait for it...CORPULENT!
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Post by: Hisaka on March 12, 2005, 06:09:03 AM
Thank you DR IRIS.
Yes, I memtioned TUMI, it's American brand, dear BK. Check it out, if you like.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Ginny on March 12, 2005, 06:10:28 AM
Good morning!  Here I am at work - my schedule calls for me to work every other Saturday, but so far in 2005 I have managed to work only one per month.  I could learn to like this!

All the farces I can think of have been mentioned, except for a production of Auntie Mame that Elmore and I were in together that was unintentionally farcical.
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Post by: DERBRUCER on March 12, 2005, 06:11:13 AM
TOD:

Candidates:

TV's "Are You Being Served?"
Barefoot in the Park
Pink Panther
The Paleface
Charley's Aunt
Young Frankenstein
Carry On, Nurse

der Brucer
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 06:17:15 AM
Mentioning CHARLEY'S AUNT reminded me that I really can't include WHERE'S CHARLEY as one of my favorite musical farces because it's been too many years since I've seen the film, and I've never seen it done on stage. I wish the legal tangles associated with the film could be ironed out so we could all see it again. It's become the latest CALL ME MADAM of movie musicals (well, it and PORGY AND BESS).
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Post by: DERBRUCER on March 12, 2005, 06:55:53 AM
The sentiments are not unique, but the status of the author and the site of publication are!

Extract from  The Army Times (http://www.armytimes.com/print.php?f=0-ARMYPAPER-674784.php):

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March 14, 2005

Gays in the military: It’s a question of liberty

By Allen B. Bishop
The genius of democracy is in its insistence that each citizen counts. Each counts for one; none counts for more than one. Government, and by extension the military, exists to defend that liberty.

But despite our government’s claims of liberty for all, we leave homosexuals out. When we deny their right to military service, we improperly restrict the franchise of citizenship and give in to homophobic prejudice very like the unreasoned racial and gender prejudices of the past.

The government has a constitutional duty to protect liberty, which it does through the military. If the American military sees and is allowed to see itself as the protector of some but not all Americans, democracy fails.

We can easily see why some people are physically disqualified for military service, but it is much harder to see why the fact of private consensual sex between adult citizens disqualifies them from military service. What democratic principle justifies this discrimination?

The law barring gay military service imposes private religious and moral commitment through the instrument of public law. Gays and lesbians are American citizens, and many are silently serving in our military now as they have in all of our wars. The war in Iraq highlights the shortsightedness of discharging Arabic linguists who happen to be gay. But far worse than this failure in reasoning is the more general democratic failure of refusing full citizenship to able and willing citizens making personal choices the majority does not like.

Others will say homosexuality is sinful. But that is not the proper debate. The question in a democracy is not whether a given act is sinful but whether it violates the principle of liberty and is, therefore, illegal. Many see gambling, drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, and any kind of sex outside marriage as sinful. But those do not preclude military service.

Doesn’t the logic that homosexuality is a sin justifying prejudice obligate us to discriminate against all sinners — adulterers, gamblers, drinkers, smokers, sex workers, sex customers and married people who perform the same acts homosexuals practice? It is not a question of sin. It is a question of liberty, a question going to the heart of our democracy.

As citizens we should talk less about the sanctity of marriage and more about the meaning of liberty. We should not use raw political power to impose private religious conviction.

The Christian message of the gospel is a message of love and forgiveness. It is hard to reconcile the beauty of that message with crusades, inquisitions, burnings at the stake, lynchings and the continued unloving, unforgiving prejudices shown by some Christians to gay and lesbian Americans.

Our politicians are smart people. They know better. Many are privately ashamed of their public stance but find it necessary to maintain the public stance to win election.

We can and should become a more just society by living up to our own best democratic principle. We are now finally ashamed about our legal prejudices against women and minorities. Legally at least, each citizen of color and each woman counts for one.

But lesbians and gays count for less than one. We can do better.

The writer is an active-duty lieutenant colonel at West Point, N.Y. This is his opinion. It is not the opinion of the U.S. Military Academy, the Army or the Department of Defense.

der Brucer (...the mills of God grind slowly...)
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 06:56:51 AM
And as I mentioned last time - I find LEND ME A TENOR excruciatingly UNFUNNY.
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Post by: PennyO on March 12, 2005, 07:49:36 AM
Hi, All.

Getting ready to go to my rehearsal with the estimable Hozay... Boy, we're having fun.

Nice to see elmore looking chipper and dapper yesterday at B&N -- one would not imagine the physical hell he has endured for 8 months, to look at that beaming face and optimistic mien... Don't we Just Love Him!!!

Another gawjust day here in ol' Noo Yawk.

Vixmom- so glad you're laughing. So happy you like the book!!! (I just LOVE it when they laugh!!!)

Woods and Brucer - it was so incredibly kind of y'all to even consider shlepping up here for the show... Last year the shelp to Bristol was a real highlight for me, and the even longer shlep for BK's signing last fall was surely Above and Beyond the call of friendship. You will be among us in spirit on Saturday. And we will toast your glad camaraderie!!

Farces -- everything y'all have already mentioned -- love The Producers, What's Up Doc, Coconuts, Duck Soup, Blazing Saddles, Noises Off, Clouseau, -- here's one i totally love : Marriage of Figaro... can't escape it. Stuck there for over 35 years... (oy, opera singers!).

Okay, off I go into my hapy day.

See y'll so soon!!!
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Post by: PennyO on March 12, 2005, 07:50:55 AM
or happy day
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Post by: PennyO on March 12, 2005, 07:52:56 AM
One last thing: last night in the laundry room (I finally got to 2 weeks worth of laundry...) I met the most adorable little dawg!! His name is Harry - he's some sort of a terrier mutt, a year old ---- ohmygosh!! I fell in love with him. His owner lady was very nice about my slobbering all over her pooch...

Dawgs are some of the finest folk...
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Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 07:55:08 AM
Vixmom, what a week you have had! Hope your weekend is kinder and gentler!

Soon I will hie myself up I-5 to Tigard and take my 3 year old grand-neice Taylor to see ROBOTS! It looks like a very fun movie! Plus I will also get to see my grand-nephew Benjamin for the first time!
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 07:57:51 AM
ROBOTS does look like a fun movie, and we'd love a report on it later today, if you please.
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 07:58:47 AM
Looks like PAINT YOUR WAGON goes back on the shelf, and LIBLED LADY goes into the DVD player. Haven't seen it in a long time, and I'm really looking forward to it.
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 07:59:44 AM
Well, I like LEND ME A TENOR, but I was not enthusiastic at all about MOON OVER BUFFALO which I found, apart from one or two moments, rather tepid.
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Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 08:03:39 AM
DR MIchael Shayne, I was reminded reading on the internet today that the new special edition of TOP GUN is a sonic extravaganza. Not sure the visuals are all that wonderful (apart from gazing at Val Kilmer), but the new remastered sound is supposed to be amazing. I find the movie a mess and dishonest in many ways, but if you want to show off sound, it's pretty special from all I've read.

Another terrible movie that will show off audio and video is STAR WARS II. The chase through the air sequence is especially awe-inspiring in video and audio terms. Again, one good sequence in a movie that's otherwise hard for me to sit through.
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 08:53:01 AM
While I was sleeping I'll be hornswoggled if we didn't have a CORPULENT posting frenzy.  How lovely.

I, too, love the film One, Two, Three, a wonderful farce.  Gower Champion's production of A Flea in her Ear was sidesplittingly funny.  Charley's Aunt always gets me.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 09:06:23 AM
DRMATTH - I only saw MOON OVER BUFFALO as part of the documentary MOON OVER BROADWAY, but I think I have about the same estimate of it.

It seemed to me to be a comedy sketch that tried to be padded out into an evening of theatre.

So what part did Linda Hunt play in DOUBT?  A reporter, the mother, the boy, a policeman?  
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 09:08:52 AM
There is no reporter, boy or policeman.  She played the head sister (don't have the program in front of me).
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 09:10:02 AM
I saw Moon over Buffalo on Broadway.  It certainly had some boffo laughs and a wonderful performance by Philip Bosco, and Carol had her moments, but overall it was just flat and one could see the mechanics, which is deadly in a farce.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 09:36:23 AM
Christina Applegate sprained her ankle and her understudy went on for the rest of SWEET CHARITY in Chicago last night.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 09:37:51 AM
The head sister.  Okay....hmmmmmmmm.....

And thanks for the MOB precis.  From MOON OVER BROADWAY, I would not have thought Bosco was boffo....hmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 09:41:41 AM
By the time the show opened he was really good.  I gather he can be difficult, but I really liked working with him when we recorded Copenhagen.
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 09:41:57 AM
CORPULENT!
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 09:43:12 AM
Holy moley on rye - page four!

That is so CORPULENT!

Well, she of the Evil Eye is here, so I must be on my way before she orbs me.

And don't forget - burgers for one and all and also all and one.  We must get burgerfied.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 09:52:23 AM
Good Morning!

I, too, have spent a little too much time at the fair this morning...  Well, actually, the Whole Foods at Columbus Circle.

DR MBarnum - Have a great time in Tigard!

DR elmore - I may or may have not seen you today.  ;)

DR PennyO - I will be seeing you in about an hour and a half.

DR Ben - My friend, Nick, will also be at the FORUM call. He's been called back for Hero.  And, yes, Nick, does have very nice legs.  ;)

DR vixmom - Good Good Week Vibes To You! ~~~~~

As for farces - Ditto.  And I did like Ken Ludwig's newest play, LEADING LADIES, when I saw it in Houston.  -And it starred the WSMA, Brent Barrett too!

As for burgers... There's a Wimpy's around the corner...

OK... Time for me to get cleaned up, dash down to the subway, then to the store, then to the subway again, then to rehearsal - and, of course, the C train is not running today, so the whole Express deal is shot.  Ah, well.  Then a quick dinner after rehearsal, then MAMMA MIA!

Laters...
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Post by: Joey on March 12, 2005, 09:58:06 AM
Well I didn't end up getting back until about 2 AM last night and I was too tired to get on the computer and talk so I apologize for my truancy. We picked my mom up from work.

The hospitals are packed. The bigger hospitals are trying to divert patients to the outlying county hospitals which are also full. It's this darn weather making people sick. It's the worst my mom has seen it so we need some good weather and good health vibes for Indiana in general. My mom keeps getting called in early since they are so busy.

As for the TOD, I also really love A Flea in Her Ear. It was done last year here at Ball State and it was one of the funniest plays I have ever been fortunate to see.  The costume changes amazed me several times.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 10:33:11 AM
Mamma Mia!
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 11:21:40 AM
Slow news day.
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Post by: Danise on March 12, 2005, 11:23:02 AM
Hi all.

Thank you DR Kerry for posting about the book signing.  I didn't know we had to RSVP.

I sent an e-mail--I didn't know what to say so I just asked that my name be put on the list for the event.  I hope that was all I needed to say/do.

BTW, Who all is going?  I'm sorry if this was already posted.

I'm sorry if I seem behind on everything.  I've had some major events going on--some of you know what all has happened --and I'm just feeling all mixed up and out of it in general.  Please bear with me.

Drama.  My life just has to much drama.   :-\



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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 12:14:06 PM
Joey thank you for sharing your memories of your grandmother.  

Michael Shayne might you consider another trip to NY in October?

Jennifer I hope you are feeling better today.

MBarnum will you drive to L.A. or fly?
 
Rodzinski I’m sorry I missed you on TV.  Thankfully Jed is a sports fan.

Tomovoz I will take Kangaroos.   :)
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 12:26:05 PM
Vixmom I don’t blame you for ranting, especially about the school situation.  I remember in elementary school Bryan was attacked by four boys because he refused to let them bully the other kids.  The principle didn’t feel it was necessary to call me as there wasn’t much visible damage.  Nor did the principle feel it was necessary to punish the other boys or have them even write an apology.  The thing is Bryan was taking karate at the time and could have done some damage to those boys.  I told the principle I was giving Bryan permission to defend himself if it happened again.
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:31:10 PM
I'm back and she of the Evil Eye has left the  home environment.  Today I got my baseball signed by the cast of Li'l Abner.  It doesn't say anything about Dodger Stadium (which, as someone pointed out, hadn't been built yet), so it may have come from a Hollywood Stars game at Gilmore Field or from an Angels game somewhere else.  It's got Mammy and Pappy Yokum, Mel Frank, Peter Palmer, Bern Hoffman (Earthquake McGoon), Carmen Alvarez (Moonbeam McSwine), Stubby Kaye, and our beloved Leslie Parrish.  There is also this sig - does anyone know who this person is: From Paul "Pep" (or Pip or Pop) Lee.  
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:31:30 PM
Sort of hazy and brownish out, but still nice and warm.
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:33:21 PM
The pool is almost heated, so I can have a nice swim.

Pages are with Margaret, who won't be able to read them until late tonight, hence I shall not hear about them until the morning.
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Post by: Charles Pogue on March 12, 2005, 12:33:41 PM
I'd have to include FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM and LEND ME A TENOR to my farce list, as while as ONE, TWO, THREE for film farce.  

I think it may be one of the best film farces.  I don't think farce works particularly well on film.  There is something about the all the door-slamming, close-calls, and double-takes that just looks more astounding on stage...where you the intimacy of the timing is everything.  You always know in film that if they goof up, they can just do it over again...but not on stage.

I've only ever read BLACK COMEDY by Peter Shaffer (my favourite playwright along with Tom Stoppard), but I would love to see it staged sometime.

JRand54,  Cyd was a very lovely lady, who was quite pleasant and professional to work with.  While I wouldn't call her the greatest actress I ever worked with, her part in MOVE OVER, MARKHAM, was the sane one around whom all the madness revolved.  So mostly, she only had to react to all the farceurs around her. (I also played my same part in this show with Yvonne DeCarlo...I preferred Cyd in the role).

Cyd was usually the one who could bail out anyone who went up on their lines...as long as they were standing where they were supposed to be.  If the blocking was off, that's when she would get confused.  Her entire orientation was through choreography and movement.

Some in the cast I think found her a bit cool and distant, but she was always nice to me...in fact, included me in the inner circle whenever she and Tony (Martin) decided to go out after a show, along with the director and his wife (who was also in the show) and the two older leading men she had brought with her, Bill Tregoe, and expert farceur, Peter Pagan (Peter was an Australian who briefly flirted with Australian movie stardom in THE OVERLANDERS and later became a staple on Broadway...he, as Mr. Markham, and I basically stole most of the reviews in the play.  Together we really tore up the stage).  Tony was also very nice.

An example of Cyd's class can be seen in this story:  One of the supporting actresses (who was very good) was bitching (quite unfairly, I might add) about Cyd to her friend at lunch.  What she didn't know was that Cyd was having lunch right behind her and overheard all this.  As far as I know, the actress never found out.  But the director offered to replace her.  Cyd just fluffed it off and refused to have her dismissed, saying:  "I've dealt with these types all my life; it's no big deal."
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 12:34:34 PM

Ann, that was nice the family took you out to dinner.  Won’t you visit them at all?

JRand, next time Penny joins us ask her about Cyd Charisse.
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Post by: Ginny on March 12, 2005, 12:35:49 PM
Vixmom I don’t blame you for ranting, especially about the school situation.

...and then there was the truancy letter we received in Rob's senior year.  My DH Richard had to explain to the principal (Rob had 3 in his 4 HS years) that during one of the alleged absences our Eagle Scout was with his physics teacher and several other honor students representing the school in an engineering competition at a local university.  My question was, "Don't they have more important problems to deal with?"
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 12:37:21 PM
Obviously Cyd Charisse was a woman of class.  I also remember her as being very nice, but reserved.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 12:51:34 PM
Thank you so much for sharing thoughts on Miss Charisse, DRCP.  That's the kind of story I love to hear!
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Post by: Charles Pogue on March 12, 2005, 12:53:38 PM
Jane, did you know Cyd?  Reserved is a much more accurate word than aloof or distant.  I think she was probably shy.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 12:58:32 PM
Paul Frees?
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 12:59:34 PM
DRJANE - RODZINSKI is on CBS at 3 pm CST.....he said he would be sitting at the end of the table in a red shirt!  The Washington/Arizona game from Staples Center.
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 12:59:36 PM
CORPULENT!

Speaking of CORPULENT, has anyone eaten a burger yet?  Well, I know Jane hasn't, but she COULD have a veggie burger is she wanted to be sporting.
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 01:00:09 PM
Someone let me know if they see the Benjamin Kritzer book on camera.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 01:01:12 PM
No player named Paul on the '59 Dodgers Roster.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 01:02:44 PM
Game in less than 2 hours.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 01:03:31 PM
Paul Frees did a lot of voice overs for Paramount coming attractions and  was a "radio" voice in LA - so he may have announced the cast at the game.
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 01:05:04 PM
I was very, very young and wouldn’t have known who “the lady” was if Penny hadn’t told me years later.  Cyd would sometimes teach my ballet class I took from Nico Charrise.  I wish I could find photos from the recitals I was in.  It would be fun to find out if Penny & I had classes together.  She continued on and I switched to ice skating.

Strange after all these years reserved was the word that came to mind.
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 01:15:39 PM
I could have a veggie burger, even better would be a nut burger on the BBQ, it certainly is warm enough outside.   Instead we are eating leftover cheese enchiladas.  Last night we enjoyed the company of our new neighbors.

Speaking of new neighbors, Charles our mutual friend may begin building her house very soon.  I hope so.  I dread the building of it and the trucks on the road, but I look forward to having such a great neighbor.  :D
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Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 01:20:35 PM
It's pretty clearly "Lee".  As I said, though, it may not be the Dodgers, it may be the Angels or the Hollywood Stars.
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Post by: ArnoldMBrockman on March 12, 2005, 01:27:23 PM
A very funny movie(farce) with Jack Lemmon and Ernie Kovacs-OPERATION MADBALL
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 01:30:13 PM
DRJANE - RODZINSKI is on CBS at 3 pm CST.....he said he would be sitting at the end of the table in a red shirt!  The Washington/Arizona game from Staples Center.

I think you mean PST.  Thanks for the information.  I have it set to record.
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 01:32:42 PM
Hi ArnoldMBrockman  :D
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 01:32:54 PM
Thank you so much for sharing thoughts on Miss Charisse, DRCP.  That's the kind of story I love to hear!
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 01:33:36 PM
yes DRJANE PST....whew!

Very mysterious signature.....maybe Leslie will remember.
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Post by: ArnoldMBrockman on March 12, 2005, 01:33:43 PM
AND

WHO'S MINDING THE MINT?
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Post by: Tomovoz on March 12, 2005, 01:33:49 PM
Always a delight to see a post from Mr Brockman Snr.
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Post by: ArnoldMBrockman on March 12, 2005, 01:34:32 PM
HI JANE!!
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Post by: ArnoldMBrockman on March 12, 2005, 01:36:11 PM
And a Hi to you TOMOVOZ
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Post by: DERBRUCER on March 12, 2005, 01:38:24 PM
She continued on and I switched to ice skating.


Giving me an excuse to post:

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Hillary Swank has won two Oscars, for playing a woman boxer and a woman disguising herself as a man. She's going to combine the two in her next movie, "The Tonya Harding Story".

Which came from  Jokes by Jim (http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/) which also offers:

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Martha Stewart is out of prison. She received a gift of lemons from Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie sure didn't waste any time seeing if Martha was playing for the other team after being in prison...

Martha Stewart's version of "The Apprentice" will air on NBC this fall. She won't be using Donald Trump's catch phrase "You're Fired!". Instead, she will be using her own, "Get in the bunk, bitch!"

She may occasionally substitute it with "Book 'em, Dano!"

Martha Stewart's popularity has gone up several points following her prison sentence. How bad is your image when people only like you after you've served time?

After hearing that news, Star Jones confessed to a number of crimes. So did Kato Kaelin, but he still can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

der Brucer
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Post by: Ann on March 12, 2005, 01:39:14 PM
I've had a productive morning.  I went to the bank, I went to the library...but forgot my library card, so it wasn't a very fruitful trip, went shopping for some more costume materials, and went to Safeway.  Now I've eaten some leftovers from last night's dinner, and I'm thinking about curling up on the couch for awhile.  One of my dear friends decided to wake me up at 8:30 this morning, so I'm a little short on sleep.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 01:50:13 PM
DR ANN....I missed something.  What costume?
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Post by: François de Paris on March 12, 2005, 02:08:39 PM
Obviously Cyd Charisse was a woman of class.  I also remember her as being very nice, but reserved.

She WAS and, I bet, still IS!

The LEGS! I got to meet with her in Florida, back in 1989, I believe and -- NOT thanks to me! -- the following year, she was THE guest star of the yearly Film Noir Festival of Cognac, France, followed by my "pal" Mike Connors, the following year!

Miss Charisse IS CLASS: Miss Jagger is NOT!
Other times; other moores!.........
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 02:10:03 PM
I think it was cute Rosie sent lemons to Martha.  I haven’t been following the story but I did catch the part about lemonade.
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Post by: Charles Pogue on March 12, 2005, 02:12:07 PM
A search brought up a Thomas "Pep" Lee who was a scout for the Dodgers back then.
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Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 02:19:15 PM
You may have it, DR CP.  Closer than my search got me.
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Post by: Ann on March 12, 2005, 02:20:53 PM
Oh yeah, maybe I didn't mention this...the professor who directed me in Pirates of Penzance last year was very pleased with my work with the costumes, so he asked me to come back this year and help them out with costumes for De Fledermaus.  Only this time I get paid :D
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Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 02:28:19 PM
Ann- :D
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Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 02:30:24 PM
Topic’ du jour

I must agree with Charles.  The funniest farce I have ever seen, on stage, was the original London production of NOISES OFF. There were two things that really added to my enjoyment of that production. First of all, that particular tour group I had taken to London was made up of mostly drama students and adults involved with theater.  Secondly, our London theater broker told us nothing about the show other than we would enjoy it.  We did indeed.  We laughed so hard, I can remember literally holding on to each other to keep from falling out of our seats.

The beauty of that production was even more evident, two days later, when we attended a matinee performance of a mildly amusing English farce entitled NO SEX, PLEASE, WE’RE BRITISH..  This was an excellent example of a production that had stayed open long past its prime.  The theater was only about half-full and the actors literally just walked-through their performances.  The less the actors gave, the less the audience laughed, so that by intermission, both sides had reached a mutual hate society.  At the curtain call, the cast showed their displeasure with the audience by doing everything but giving us the bird.  The audience responded by nearly total silence.  A very weird day in theater.






Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 02:47:20 PM
Today I got my baseball signed by the cast of Li'l Abner.  It doesn't say anything about Dodger Stadium (which, as someone pointed out, hadn't been built yet), so it may have come from a Hollywood Stars game at Gilmore Field or from an Angels game somewhere else.
I doubt that the ball came from an Angels game; the Angels franchise didn't exist until 1961.

The most likely source of the ball is Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, where they played from 1958, when they moved to Los Angeles from some place on the East Coast that remains bitter about the move, until 1962, when they relocated to Dodger Stadium.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 02:57:22 PM
I think that's correct about Thomas "Pep" Lee.  And I think it's correct about the Dodgers.  The "Paul", now that I look closer, is part of the "To Joe and Paul" sig above "Pep" Lee.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 02:59:00 PM
Today, der Brucer and I went to the Rehoboth Beach Chocolate Festival.

We were hoping to see our friend, Chef Charles, who had entered a cheesecake in the competition.  Unfortunately, by the time we got there even the cheesecake was gone!  He did win second place in the Restaurant Cheesecake category, with the pastry chef at Nage coming in first.  That's a good scoring for Charles, as Nage is highly known for it's pastries.

Now, let's see if I can get some pics posted.  For one thing, here's the winner for the Showcase category.

(http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL242/891350/6810903/88817865.jpg)

That's all chocolate and sugar, including the car and rider!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 03:00:46 PM
How about these examples of a "Sugar Shack!"

(http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL242/891350/6810903/88817859.jpg)
(http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL242/891350/6810903/88817862.jpg)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 03:02:48 PM
This is pretty, but not as spectacular.
(http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL242/891350/6810903/88817947.jpg)
And this...this was being served!
(http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL242/891350/6810903/88819473.jpg)
Thinking of Jose and Penny, wishing we could be there next week.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 03:05:19 PM
And those are my "I went for a walk and this is what I saw" pics for the day!   ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 03:05:33 PM
Apparently Ashland had its first chocolate fest last weekend but I wasn’t aware of it until it was too late.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:06:27 PM

Your escapade could have much more entertaining for the readers if you had to leave your car over night ;D

der Brucer

When I rewrite it for the movie I'll  make sure I'm miles from help, push the car to a garage  singlehandedly and sleep with the mechanic for parts and labor, or better yet pull a McGyver and fix it with a pair of pantyhose and a hairpin!!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:07:34 PM
Very strange, I tried to log on here a  moment ago and it wouldn't let me.  I had to close out of AOL, reopen Aol and resign on....stupid  dialup....
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Charles Pogue on March 12, 2005, 03:07:35 PM
NOISES OFF just reminded me so much of my days in dinner theatre...from the cheesy plays, the obtuse actors, the exasperated director, the backstage flings and affairs, and the general grinding down after a long run and the cast and crew getting weary of one another.  Like TCB  I went knowing really nothing about the play I was sitting in the front row of the stalls at Savoy theatre...and all but fell out of my chair laughing over it.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 03:15:16 PM
I don't see DRRODZINSKI in his red shirt...but I am not sure which table he is sitting at.  It could be the one on the same side as the cameras.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 03:15:39 PM
I think Philip Bosco was a bit out of sorts because so much press was devoted to Carol Burnett coming back to Broadway after all those years. I think he felt slighted by all the attention she was getting.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 03:16:00 PM
I would also add to my list of favorite farces:

LEND ME A TENOR
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM
WHAT’S UP DOC?

I was in a production of BLACK COMEDY back when I attended Jed and Ann’s alma mater, Central Washington University (okay, it was still a college back then).  It was a fantastic production and one the first really successful (audience-wise) shows at Central during my time there.  One of the biggest problems with BLACK COMEDY is that it is usually paired with Mr. Shaffer’s less funny (read dull) other one-act, WHITE LIARS.  As my esteemed director, Dr. Betty Evans, told us at our first rehearsal, “If we start with WHITE LIARS, they probably won’t stay around for BLACK COMEDY.”  So, we did it on its own, as a one-act.  I played the rather flamboyant character of Harold.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 03:19:20 PM
Oh, those amazing cheesecakes made me SO hungry for sweets. NOT FAIR!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 03:20:12 PM
Haven't had a chance to see any DVDs today, but LIBELED LADY is out and ready to watch which I will do in about 30 minutes.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:25:31 PM
I think we'll be watching Wild Women of Wongo later today.

I am going to turn onthe TV now and see if I can foind outr DR
Rodzinski... plus the DH is looking for his dinner see ya later


Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 03:25:59 PM
When I rewrite it for the movie I'll  make sure I'm miles from help, push the car to a garage  singlehandedly and sleep with the mechanic for parts and labor, or better yet pull a McGyver and fix it with a pair of pantyhose and a hairpin!!
You could always fix the mechanic with a pair of pantyhose and a hairpin!!

 :o ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:27:00 PM
You could always fix the mechanic with a pair of pantyhose and a hairpin!!

 :o ;D

I'll see you get cowriting credit oin the screenplay!!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: vixmom on March 12, 2005, 03:28:32 PM
DR Penny... I finished your book...thank you for the ;laughter I dearly needed it!!

DR Danise.. I am sorry for whatever troubles you are having   I wish yo a little less drama and suggest you pick up Ms. Penn O's book  for theraputic laughter!!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 03:34:08 PM
I can't find him - but then all those basketball players keep getting in the way.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 03:36:06 PM
According to the Food Lover's Companion by Sharon T. Herbst, farce is the French word for "stuffing."

Anyone here ever try stuffing a burger with cheese before grilling it?  Delish!

Another stuffing: crab meat in a salmon roulade!  Yum!

I'm not doing a farce tonight, however.  Tonight will be venison steaks, a combo of beets, carrots and onion, and baked potatoes...wait!  I could stuff the potatoes!  Some chopped olives, chopped mushers, capers, garlic, maybe some anchovy paste, mixed together into a tapenade, schmeered into the potatoes...

Someone hold Vixmom back, I've only got enough dinner fixings for two!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 03:38:57 PM
CORPULENT!  Speaking of CORPULENT, I just ate some Jordan Almonds.  About once every two years I have a craving for Jordan Almonds.  Soon ye olde craving will be satisfied.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 03:42:48 PM
Is that Rodzinski at the far right at the table -- with his back to us?  We should have had him write HHW on his back.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 03:43:17 PM
Jordan Almonds are my favorite movie snack food!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 03:43:45 PM
I thought that guy was on a floor seat.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 03:48:06 PM
I thought that guy was on a floor seat.

Okay, but is it Rodzinski???
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 03:57:44 PM
I thought he had to be at the table with his laptop.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 04:03:02 PM
I thought he had to be at the table with his laptop.


Well.......... I am grasping at straws!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 04:10:38 PM
Watching basketball IS boring, isn't it?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: George on March 12, 2005, 04:25:20 PM
Topic of the Day:  Favorite Farces (all of which have already been mentioned)

ARSENIC & OLD LACE (I never saw the movie, but I’ve seen two different theater productions)
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM (I played Hero!)
LEND ME A TENOR
NOISES OFF (I saw two different theater productions of this and I played Tim Allgood in a third!)
WHAT'S UP DOC? (movie)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jrand73 on March 12, 2005, 04:26:43 PM
MBARNUM how was ROBOTS?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 04:38:58 PM
I am trying to find Rodzinski too...lots of red shirts..a couple of them with glasses...but the cameras move so fast I can't tell.

Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 04:39:57 PM
DR Jane,
If I go to L.A. I will fly. My friend Mark and his boyfriend James may go with me...Mark wants to see all of the ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW people.

Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: George on March 12, 2005, 04:43:41 PM
Today has been quite a day (and it's not even over yet)!  I was planning on coming into work this morning at 9:30 to help Margo, a coworker/friend, with a project that she's working on.  I wasn't able to get here until noon.  So, we start working (she's helping organize a dinner theater auction for her daughter's high school...where her daughter is playing Maria in The Sound of Music...and fabulously!).  So, we have to print the document that we've worked on and I want to send it through the computer system to the big photocopier/printer.  I don't know how to "install" that printer on my computer, but one of the computer boys is here and he is able to get it working.  We send a test print job (1 copy of the document) and it works!  We send the big print job (75 copies) to the printer and nothing happens!  I go back to my computer and cancel the job from there, try and figure out what's happening on the copyier/printer and think I figure it out.  I send the print job again and it works!  Except that it's taking the wrong paper. :P So we just let it go.  Then Margo adds more of the correct paper to the correct tray and I send another print job for 25 more copies.  It works!  EXCEPT IT THEN JAMS!!  We get the message to clear the paper paths...and after several minutes of trying to figure out how to open the damn thing and which levers to lift and open, we find the jammed paper, close up everything and let it warm back up to continue printing.  It works!  It starts printing again and then IT JAMS AGAIN!  We clear out the paper, close it and it prints...and it jams again!!  We clear it out and it jams three...YES THREE more times!  We finally call the computer guy who is able to clear the print job from the machine itself.  Margo has much, much, much (that three muches) more than 25 copies of the last print job.  We have no idea what the hell happened, but it finally stopped and the copier doesn't seem to be broken.  Well, I hope it's not.  We'll see on Monday if anyone complains about it. ::)

Anyway, I've been here since noon and have not actually done ANY (official) work!  I can't stay much longer either because I have to go home and take a shower before I leave to work concessions for the Harmony Sweepstakes A Cappella contest tonight.  The contest will be really good...but I have to stay late.  I also have a head ache and the ibuprofen that I took an hour ago hasn't helped.  So that's been my day.  Oy! ::)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 04:44:35 PM
Had lots of fun with little 3 year old Taylor and it was great to see newly born Benjamin...although he was asleep...but a little cutie!

ROBOTS was OK. The animation or computer animation was quite impressive...seemed almost 3-D. The movie itself was a bit boring...I think they showed ALL the best parts in the previews! LOL! Robin Williams was hilarious, as usual, but for some reason when they use movie actors (Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, etc.), they just don't have interesting enough voices for cartoon work, in my opinion, thus some of the main characters were a bit dull...and some of the comedy was a bit on the vulgar side...well, vulgar to me...I just don't find multiple "fart" jokes to be all that amusing...I would not watch it again. But if they just trimmed it down to only the scenes with Robin Williams' character then I would enjoy it very much.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 04:47:22 PM
After the movie Taylor and I went to McDonalds and ate some foodstuffs. Taylor then tacked the giant play structure...at one point she climbed way up to the top of these platforms and couldn't figure out how to get down...she suddenly had a look of terror so I had to climb in and up to get her! LOL! Good thing I am still somewhat limber as it was a tight trecherous climb for an adult!

Of course once I got her back down on the ground she wanted to climb up again...thankfully she thought better of it once she studied the situation! LOL!

Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 05:07:25 PM
Has no one had a burger?  I ask you, where else on all the Internet would you see such a question.  I had an invite to see Robots tonight, but I'm really overtired and must relax on my sofa like so much fish.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 05:19:56 PM
Der Brucer and I had burgers earlier this week.  We had bacon cheeseburgers that I made, along with a salad (with fresh tomatoes and avocado) and tater tots.

McDonalds is evil.   :P
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 05:40:11 PM
Wish I'd been around earlier to help all y'all with your Rodzinski spotting.  He was facing the cameras, a couple seats in from the far left end from our view.  (And if that wasn't you, Rodzinski, then I'm thoroughly confused :D)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 05:42:16 PM
Never fear, BK, I am having a burger for dinner.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 05:43:28 PM
Thanks, Jed, for your timely comments.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 05:44:34 PM
Thanks, Jed, for your timely comments.

Helpful, ain't I?  ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 05:45:16 PM
NOT!





Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 05:48:32 PM
Hey, Jed, why don't you drive over and we can go for ice cream?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 05:51:23 PM
Just gimme ten days and I'll be in your neck of the woods for a month.  We can eat ourselves silly on ice cream!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 05:56:16 PM
Really??? Why??? When???? Where????



Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JMK on March 12, 2005, 06:02:05 PM
Well I thought it was a great game, but what do I know (especially the last 5 minutes or so).

I concur with Jed that DR Rodzinski was the third in from the left.  But I did not see Benjamin Kritzer (the person or the book :) ) propped up on the table.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:02:19 PM
You must have been E&T when this came about, dear old dad!  I've got a four-week job lined up, scoring public school standardized tests (specifically the Ohio 4th grade writing assessment) up in Auburn.  So, from March 23 through April 20 or so, DR Ann and I will be roommates.  With any luck, we won't drive each other nuts to the point of ending up on the 11 o'clock news or anything...  
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JMK on March 12, 2005, 06:04:18 PM
We just got some astounding news:  the farmhouse to the west of us, which is smaller than our house but is on 9/10 of an acre, is about to be listed for almost $600K.  Even more astounding, the tiny house to the east of us, which is 1200 sq. ft. at most and on a miniscule lot (barely bigger than the house itself) is about to be listed for $365K.  I think this means that we should be able to sell our house conservatively for at least $500K, since we have almost 3000 sq. ft. and our lot is 6/10 of an acre.  So we may be moving, LOL.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 06:05:04 PM
You must have been E&T when this came about, dear old dad!  I've got a four-week job lined up, scoring public school standardized tests (specifically the Ohio 4th grade writing assessment) up in Auburn.  So, from March 23 through April 20 or so, DR Ann and I will be roommates.  With any luck, we won't drive each other nuts to the point of ending up on the 11 o'clock news or anything...  


Moi???  E&T?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:06:41 PM
*Side note to my cyber-father*

When I made the quick trip over last week for this interview, I stopped by the Walgreen's at Pearl and 37th(?).  They had no birthday cake ice cream.  Most unseemly, I tell ya!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:08:50 PM
Moi???  E&T?

It happens to the best of us.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 06:15:51 PM
*Side note to my cyber-father*

When I made the quick trip over last week for this interview, I stopped by the Walgreen's at Pearl and 37th(?).  They had no birthday cake ice cream.  Most unseemly, I tell ya!

No birthday cake ice cream!!!!  I will go in and speak to the manager about this tomorrow.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 06:17:58 PM
DR Jane,
If I go to L.A. I will fly. My friend Mark and his boyfriend James may go with me...Mark wants to see all of the ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW people.



Then I guess you won't be spending a night or two in Medford  :(.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:19:09 PM
The butter pecan sufficed, of course.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 06:21:47 PM
Wish I'd been around earlier to help all y'all with your Rodzinski spotting.  He was facing the cameras, a couple seats in from the far left end from our view.  (And if that wasn't you, Rodzinski, then I'm thoroughly confused :D)

How far into the game will I see him?  I'm going to go look for Rodzinski soon.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 06:23:10 PM
The butter pecan sufficed, of course.


I don't remember saying anything about butter pecan?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: DearReaderLaura on March 12, 2005, 06:26:21 PM
Good evening, fellow Dear Readers.

Today I was an official guide on a bird walk, where I led a group of Girl Scouts working on a badge. It was swell. I was glad I had a group of kids, since I figured I might know more than they did. Now I am tired.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 06:28:33 PM
MBarnum did you see THE INCREDIBLES?  We thought the voice acting was exceptional.

JMK where would you move to? ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 06:29:16 PM
DR Jane,
My mom is demanding that I come down to Medford to visit, so sometime this spring I will be there! Just not sure when.

DR Jed, I think you are correct about where Rodzinski was sitting...that is the one I thought was him also, but as the cameras always seemed to focus on those tall people with the orange balls, I never could tell for sure.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:29:37 PM
How far into the game will I see him?  I'm going to go look for Rodzinski soon.

Anytime the action of the game is at the left end of the court, look for the red shirt 3rd from the end at the press table.  That blur is our Rodzinski.  Sadly, they didn't give him much in the way of close-ups. :D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:30:48 PM
...but as the cameras always seemed to focus on those tall people with the orange balls, I never could tell for sure.

I'll defer to my father on this one.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 06:31:14 PM
DR Jane, I have not seen THE INCREDIBLES yet, but I want to very much. There is also a new animated movie coming out that has some animals from a zoo being moved back to the jungle...the preview seemed very funny...Taylor indicated that she would like to see it! LOL!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:31:44 PM
I don't remember saying anything about butter pecan?

Not having the birthday cake on hand, they forced me into making a bold move on my own.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:33:18 PM
Everybody frenzy!!!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: MBarnum on March 12, 2005, 06:33:51 PM
I decided I would spend the rest of the evening relaxing in front of the TV watching some movies that potential future interviewees are in...THE COSMIC MAN (1959) and CALL OF THE YUKON 1944)!

Oh, BK, I had a Big and Tasty at McDonald's today. That is my hamburger story...it was good, but I am sure not good for me! LOL!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:36:41 PM
Oh, BK, I had a Big and Tasty at McDonald's today.

How did you know my nickname?  Ooohhhh...  you meant a hamburger...  never mind.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 06:49:47 PM
Anytime the action of the game is at the left end of the court, look for the red shirt 3rd from the end at the press table.  That blur is our Rodzinski.  Sadly, they didn't give him much in the way of close-ups. :D

Thanks Jed.  I will just hope the pause button improves the image. ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 06:50:15 PM
I'm having a Patrice Leconte festival - am watching the amusing Tango right now, to be followed by The Perfume of Yvonne (unless I decide to save that for tomorrow and watch Panic in the Streets instead).  I'm really drowsy, all this getting up early for workers has gotten to me, and I have three more days of it starting Monday, and then I leave for the airport on Thursday at four-thirty in the morning.  
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 06:51:12 PM
Jed I was typing my last post and at first glance thought MBarnum made that comment.  I was shocked  :o.  But then I saw it was just you.  ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 06:54:32 PM
Jed I was typing my last post and at first glance thought MBarnum made that comment.  I was shocked  :o.  But then I saw it was just you.  ;D

 ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JMK on March 12, 2005, 06:56:10 PM
JMK where would you move to? ;D

I know it sounds crazy, but we'd probably just try to find a bigger, newer house in this neighborhood, preferably not right on Hamilton.  The thing is Betsy's parents really wanted to buy the little house next door to us and move out here for their twilight years, but if it's going to go for $365K, it's out of their range (it's incredible to us it's being listed for that, because the guy just bought it 10 months ago for about $250K).  So what we're thinking now is trying to find a place with a separate guest house or apartment above the garage where Betsy's parents could live.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 06:57:39 PM
I AM STUFFED!! :P  I was starving and ate too many leftovers.  Now my pants are too tight.  I must begin a diet tomorrow-or Monday.

Off to find Rodzinski. :)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 06:59:45 PM
JMK that sounds very nice.  Would stairs be a problem if it is above a garage?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JMK on March 12, 2005, 07:14:41 PM
LOL Department for Jed, Jose and the other musically inclined here:  The kids are reading The Unauthorized Autobiography of Lemony Snicket and just showed me a(n) hilarious song included.  The first funny thing is that the song is attributed to the "Scriabin Institute for Accuracy in Music."  The second funny thing is that the music is "Row, row, row your boat" but the lyric contains multi-syllabic words under each single note.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JMK on March 12, 2005, 07:15:13 PM
JMK that sounds very nice.  Would stairs be a problem if it is above a garage?

No, we'll be bringing our catapult.   :o
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jane on March 12, 2005, 07:17:45 PM
JMK that sounds like fun.

Goodnight.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 07:28:01 PM


DR Jed, I think you are correct about where Rodzinski was sitting...that is the one I thought was him also, but as the cameras always seemed to focus on those tall people with the orange balls, I never could tell for sure.


Hmmm, medical condition?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: TCB on March 12, 2005, 07:32:06 PM
Jand and JMK, it is so nice to be online at the same time as you for a change.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Kerry on March 12, 2005, 07:34:46 PM
I had a BURGER yesterday.  This place has really good home made fries, and the burgers have been good, but they finally got it all right yesterday.  I like my meant well-done (Hear that, TCB?)  and it was finally well done enough.

My favorite farce is life, I think.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Jed on March 12, 2005, 07:35:23 PM
Hmmm, medical condition?

Knew you'd come through for us, Tom.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Kerry on March 12, 2005, 07:36:51 PM
I've got to go take Sugar for our daily/nightly stroll (or does she take me for a stroll).  It's lovely right now-- cool, and the smell of orange blossoms everywhere.  There is also that wonderful smell of "green" all around.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 08:02:34 PM
THE INCREDIBLES comes out on DVD next week.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 08:07:46 PM
Well, I was exceedingly disappointed in the DVD of LIBELED LADY. Warners has done no clean-up on it at all, and it is a mass of scratches, dirt, and speckles. Was this the best element they could find? I guess I shouldn't let black and white DVD editions of films like THE GREAT ZIEGFELD or YANKEE DOODLE DANDY get me spoiled. Warners does fabulous work on their real gems, while the second tier titles like this one (and STAGE FRIGHT from the Hitchcock box) receive next to nothing in the way of restoration.

I'm glad to have it, but it makes me a little nervous to watch the other "non-special editions" from that box - STAGE DOOR, DINNER AT EIGHT, and TO BE OR NOT TO BE. I'm hoping they look better than this film does.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Matt H. on March 12, 2005, 08:11:01 PM
Guess I'll call it a night as well. Tomorrow is another day. (a GWTW reference).
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JMK on March 12, 2005, 08:15:43 PM
Dinner at Eight looks good to me so far (about a half hour in), but I am not the videophile a lot of you evidently are.  I wouldn't know gray scale from a C major scale.  Remember, no groaning allowed....
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 09:01:41 PM
From what I understand, the negative to Libeled Lady is long gone.  So, they're going from prints and dupe material.  It's similar to a couple of the Marx Bros. titles in the Universal set, and similar to a few Columbia titles where negatives are lost or damaged beyond repair.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Michael on March 12, 2005, 09:13:37 PM
BK will you allow photos to be taken during your reading at the Drama Book Shop?

Also are they doing any publicity for you?
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 09:17:36 PM
Good Evening!

Lovely rehearsal today.  We managed to get two run-throughs in this afternoon.  I'm off tomorrow while Penny goes to fetch some props and furniture and propes.  And I'll also be off Monday while they load in the set and other stuff.  I'll probably stop by to help for a bit - and just to make sure I know where the theatre is too!  That would be a good thing.

;)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 09:20:45 PM
Jordan Almonds - YUM!!!!  If I see them on the shelf at the store, I usually end up buying a package.  I think I was about nine or ten when I first tried them.  And kept on trying them.  And so on, and so on...

I know the coating doesn't really make a difference, but I prefer the pastel colors to the plain white ones.  Purple is my favorite flavor.

;)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Michael on March 12, 2005, 09:22:13 PM
Anyone see the documentary about Moon Over Buffallo (Moon Over Broadway) where the director and the playwright have unkind things to say about Carol Burnett. I think the major thing wrong with the play was not CB, but the play itself. I think his ego didn't allow him to see the play wasn't that good. This was his third show (I think) after the new book for Crazy For You and Lend Me a Tenor
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 09:23:48 PM
Burgers...

Alas, no burger today, but there a few 24-hour places around the corner, so...

As for stuffed hamburgers... with bleu cheese!  YUM!!!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 09:24:31 PM
OK - back in a bit.. need to free up the phone line...

Laters...
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 10:07:15 PM
Yes, photos can be taken.  It's proving very difficult to get a sexy man to sing at the signing.  I've offered it to three sexy men, and unfortunately all three are busy during those two hours - in rehearsal, or out of town.  I'm still trying, though.

Nobody here but us chickens.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 11:03:09 PM
You could simply get a not-so-sexy man and ask the audience to close their eyes and use their imaginations.  


 :-\
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 11:04:56 PM
One of the local PBS stations just finished a pledge drive showing of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  I'd forgotten how wonderfully goofy that show was.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: S. Woody White on March 12, 2005, 11:11:13 PM
There's trouble in our house.  Fletcher has taken quite a shine to Peggy.  Bonnie is quite jealous, because Fletcher has been her boyfriend, and she is feeling jilted.

Meanwhile, the pups have taken up wrestling underneath der Brucer's bed.  It is now two o'clock in the morning, and they are making a happy racket.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 11:12:15 PM
I'm back...

And now I must leave again.  I'm meeting a friend tomorrow for brunch somewhere down in Chelsea.  OH!!... Maybe we can head east a couple of blocks and hit the Donut Plant!!!  -I'll have to check if the Donut Plant is open on Sundays.  Or we may just end up sampling foods from the various vendors in Chelsea Market.

We shall see...
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: Joey on March 12, 2005, 11:15:11 PM
Just a quick goodnight before I go to bed. I ended up heading back up to school early and I watched Fargo with one of my roomates and another friend. The thing I like most about that movie is that I have family in Minnesota and even though some of it is over the top some of the things in that movie are so true it's funny. The first time I saw it I didn't like it at all, but I think I liked it better upon second viewing. I'd be interested to see what others think about it because I am having trouble deciding exactly what I think about the movie.

My roomate and I then decided it was time to go grocery shopping at about 12:30 and we didn't get back until about 2:00. Crazy college kids! ;)

Hope everyone has the most pleasant of dreams! ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 11:18:22 PM
...And I did sit in the pit tonight for MAMMA MIA!  What a tight space it is there in the Winter Garden - at least compared to the touring houses when/where I've filled in for MAMMA MIA! on the road.  I was able to hear the cast, but not able to see the cast on stage since the pit is under the front lip of the stage.  The three newish leading ladies sound pretty good - Carolee Carmello in particular.

It was interesting noting some of the differences between the tour and the Broadway version of the show - both on stage and in the pit.  However, about 99% of the music is that same which made observing the keyboard book observable.  Good bunch of people down there too.

There was only one passage I wasn't sure about - just couldn't hear how it fit in with the mix - but after tonight, all my questions were answered.  Now I just have to practice it a few times over the next two weeks, and then just dive in once I get to Memphis.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: JoseSPiano on March 12, 2005, 11:21:33 PM
...And to all, a Goodnight.
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: bk on March 12, 2005, 11:36:05 PM
CORPULENT!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: George on March 12, 2005, 11:45:17 PM
One of the local PBS stations just finished a pledge drive showing of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  I'd forgotten how wonderfully goofy that show was.

I love this show...but I am interested in seeing the new feature film that's going to be released in a couple of months. ;D
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: George on March 12, 2005, 11:46:39 PM
CORPULENT!

Bless you! ;)
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: George on March 12, 2005, 11:50:10 PM
Well, I got back from the Harmony Sweepstakes A Cappella Northwest Regional contest tonight.  It was pretty darned good!  There were two local groups (one placed third!) and, since I was working in the consessions and had to leave before the end of the first act to get back to the consessions area, I didn't get to see the last group...which turned out to be both the audience favorite AND the winning group.  I hate it when that happens.  But after they were given the trophy for winning, they did sing an encore.  They deserved very muchly to win!  I also bought their 2-song demo for only $2.00.  I haven't listened to it yet, but it should be very, very good!  A great time was had by all!  
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: George on March 12, 2005, 11:55:41 PM
There was one group that had to drop out because one of their group, according to the emcee, was passing a kidney stone and it hadn't passed yet. :o And the group that was supposed to host the evening (last year's winner) wasn't there, either.  Their excuse was that the wife of one of the members was about to give birth..."and they don't use substitutes."  So, they got a group formerly called "The Trench Coats," but now are known as "The Coats" to host the evening...meaning they sing a half-hour set after the intermission to give the judges time to make their decisions.  The Coats (formerly known as The Trench Coats) won the Northwest regional finals in 1994.  They were also very good.  That was the entertainment.  At concessions, I was selling primarily alcohol for people who imbibe, but very few actually imbibed!  This was quite unusual.  Usually there are a few who get drunker than a skunk, but not tonight.  So, it was a tame, but very loud (during the performance) audience.  As I said, a great time was had by all!
Title: Re:CUT TO THE CHASE
Post by: George on March 12, 2005, 11:58:40 PM
Oh, the name of the group that won was "Grove for Thought."  Just thought someone would want to know.  They have a website, www.grooveforthought.com.