The best thing I can say about the seminar I attended today is that it ended 2 hours early.
Actually, I could have taught it and the 2 women I ate lunch with begged me to take over the podium when we reconvened. Instead, I gave them the schedule of the free programs I do here at the library. Today's event was anything but free.
Oh, well, at least now I know not to promote future installments of this particular offering to my constituents.