Topic: TUMMY IN TURMOIL (Read 99315 times)

singingnymph · « **Reply #510 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:31:57 AM »

I did it.

singingnymph · « **Reply #511 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:32:29 AM »

*throws confetti*

singingnymph · « **Reply #512 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:36:19 AM »

Methinks Mr. Bruce turned into a wussburger tonight.

singingnymph · « **Reply #513 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:37:26 AM »

social graces I learned from drag queens

singingnymph · « **Reply #514 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:37:42 AM »

1. Always put your best face forward, you never know who you will will see at the market, or on what side of town your will be on when you car breaks down.

singingnymph · « **Reply #515 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:37:55 AM »

2. Always leave the house with your hair in a 'do'; if you run into your enemy while out and about, at least you can be confident that you looked better than they did.

singingnymph · « **Reply #516 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:38:20 AM »

3. Always show proper respect and courtesy to people, no matter how they treat you, at the end of the day, you'll be sitting pretty.

singingnymph · « **Reply #517 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:38:40 AM »

4. When those you love leave, send them away with a hug and a blessing. You don't know what is around the corner for any of us.

singingnymph · « **Reply #518 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:38:56 AM »

5. People who spit insults, you can't change, or teach them a lesson. The only thing you can control is how long you will be around them.

singingnymph · « **Reply #519 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:39:15 AM »

6. A sensible shoe has its day; a fuck me pump has its moment.

singingnymph · « **Reply #520 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:39:35 AM »

7. Men come and go, friends stay to clean up after the party. Or at least come back the next day to help you throw away all the condom wrappers.

singingnymph · « **Reply #521 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:39:50 AM »

8. Don't forget to take time to relax. Not only will you feel refreshed, you'll look more relaxed.

singingnymph · « **Reply #522 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:40:11 AM »

9. When you gossip about others, you are telling them it is okay to share everything they know about you.

singingnymph · « **Reply #523 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:40:23 AM »

10. Help those that have less than you. A helping hand got you where you are today.

singingnymph · « **Reply #524 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:40:40 AM »

11. Don't worry about the dead, they can't hurt you; it's the living you need to watch out for, honey.

singingnymph · « **Reply #525 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:40:54 AM »

12. Don't wait to peep tomorrow what you can flirt with today.

singingnymph · « **Reply #526 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:41:13 AM »

13. Handing out backstage passes is like admitting it's your birthday on your birthday. Sure, you are assured a party, but you won't get to control the quality of the services.

singingnymph · « **Reply #527 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:41:35 AM »

14. Make a grocery list and stick to it! Don't get so caught up cruising that hot young thing that you forget the french onion dip, but do manage to buy 3 different types of pretzels.

singingnymph · « **Reply #528 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:42:27 AM »

*le sigh*

singingnymph · « **Reply #529 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:47:37 AM »

Oh, hi there, Mr. Bruce!

bk · « **Reply #530 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:48:25 AM »

What the HELL is going on with page sixteen?

bk · « **Reply #531 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:49:04 AM »

I'm back and so behind it's not funny. Run-through didn't start until nine and I just got home and must now write notes and then write ninety-minutes of actor notes.

bk · « **Reply #532 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:50:13 AM »

We have an audience of teens tomorrow night, and I was JUST informed that our drummer has a gig and won't be there. I think you can imagine how thrilled I am about THAT. Why wasn't I told a week ago, when I might have been able to do something about it? Anyway, I'll call our LA drummer and see if he's in town and free.

singingnymph · « **Reply #533 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:50:45 AM »

From what I gather, DR SWW broke it.

singingnymph · « **Reply #534 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:53:56 AM »

I have to think of some proper way to celebrate when I officially become an employee of the City of Manhattan Beach.

singingnymph · « **Reply #535 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:56:54 AM »

Quote from: bk on April 29, 2008, 12:50:13 AM

We have an audience of teens tomorrow night...

I want to see the looks on their faces at the feel-o-rama part.

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