Topic: FIT AS A FIDDLE (Read 89580 times)

vixmom · « **Reply #150 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:16:24 PM »

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking...... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooo, can you see Florida...

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vixmom · « **Reply #151 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:17:00 PM »

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked,

"Is it on or off?"

vixmom · « **Reply #152 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:17:27 PM »

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO....,"answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

vixmom · « **Reply #153 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:18:29 PM »

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back,

"IT'S A SCARF!"

vixmom · « **Reply #154 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:45:20 PM »

My blonde jokes seemd to have cast a pall over the proceedings

if you are offended,
cast your eyes to the left

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #155 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:47:13 PM »

I have heard worst Ole and Lena jokes...

vixmom · « **Reply #156 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:50:12 PM »

RLP has gone to sharpen his sword

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #157 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Vixmom on March 16, 2006, 12:09:52 PM

You're handing Ron a helmet? He's the one with the sword!!!!

You've been tongue-sharpening, I see!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #158 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:01:14 PM »

Quote from: Vixmom on March 16, 2006, 12:50:12 PM

RLP has gone to sharpen his sword

Are you saying I'm dull?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #159 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:01:58 PM »

Fie! Fie!

Go eat pie!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #160 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:03:04 PM »

I just had half a Reuben sandwich, some freshly made potato salad, a kosher pickle and two glasses of iced tea.

The other half of the sandwich is now sitting in a bag on my desk...awaiting my late-afternoon attack of the munchies...which hit around 3:30 or 4.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #161 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:04:33 PM »

Quote from: MBarnum on March 16, 2006, 12:10:12 PM

LOL...as much as I love Gene Kelly, watching XANADU would just be going too far!

(I do listen to the soundtrack though )

Don't you love that number he does with Olivia Newton-John? It sounds so much better than it actually "looks" in the movie...

vixmom · « **Reply #162 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on March 16, 2006, 01:01:14 PM

Are you saying I'm dull?

OK.... NOW I'm ready to spar

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #163 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:08:59 PM »

Now...where the devil did I put that magnet?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #164 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:09:45 PM »

Quote from: Vixmom on March 16, 2006, 01:08:42 PM

oops too big

Nothing exceeds like excess, I always say.

What do you always say?

vixmom · « **Reply #165 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:11:34 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on March 16, 2006, 01:09:45 PM

Nothing exceeds like excess, I always say.

whatever do you mean?

hehhehheheheheheh

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #166 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:12:16 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on March 16, 2006, 11:42:59 AM

Yes, it will be a bumpy night! Since I was a rather good director, and better than some I've worked with as an orchestrator, I do my homework. I was always good at research, psychology and motivation.

Robert Burns, a Scottish poet, wrote the famous line "The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft a-gley" in "To a Mouse."

Following "Erin go bragh," I just want to point out it isn't an Irish thing. However, I am. An Irish thing.

I don't get the point of the first statement. I've directed my fair share of plays...acted in them, too. Neither of us is making a living at it.

The Burns reference...terrific that you corrected it.

And the last reference...

? "Erin Go Bragh" is most definitely and assuredly "an Irish thing".

Quite Irish!

VERY IRISH

Jrand74 · « **Reply #167 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:20:17 PM »

I like the XANADU soundtrack more than I like the movie.

Jennifer · « **Reply #168 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:22:52 PM »

DR Vixmom, re: what you wrote yesterday about being sorry for insulting me.

My comments were not directed towards what you wrote, so you have nothing to worry about. I knew what you wrote was meant in good humor!

Jennifer · « **Reply #169 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:23:09 PM »

Happy birthday to BK's daughter Jennifer.

vixmom · « **Reply #170 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Jennifer on March 16, 2006, 01:22:52 PM

DR Vixmom, re: what you wrote yesterday about being sorry for insulting me.

My comments were not directed towards what you wrote, so you have nothing to worry about. I knew what you wrote was meant in good humor!

still waiting for that moose count!

Jennifer · « **Reply #171 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:25:50 PM »

Re: last night's American Idol results.

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I was really surprised that Ace was there. Although for some reason they seem to make a habit of sending the first of the bottom three back to the couch first. I never for one minute thought he would go. And i do think it will be a wake-up call to his fans. I definitely always pegged him for top 5. And think he has a lot of fans. But sometimes when people have a few favorites, they vote for those they think are in danger of leaving.

I was moderately surprised that lisa was there. ANd not too surprised that melissa was bottom 3. Although considering how the judges praised her i did not think she would be going.

It seemed obvious that when ryan said that one of ace or kevin would be safe, that it was kevin. They love to do stuff like that!

Jennifer · « **Reply #172 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:28:06 PM »

Quote from: Vixmom on March 16, 2006, 01:24:38 PM

still waiting fpor that moose count!

Sorry I live in Montreal, no moose here!

And DR DakotaCelt, no i have never been anywhere in Alberta actually.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #173 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Jennifer on March 16, 2006, 01:22:52 PM

DR Vixmom, re: what you wrote yesterday about being sorry for insulting me.

My comments were not directed towards what you wrote, so you have nothing to worry about. I knew what you wrote was meant in good humor!

Point taken.

And do you accept my apology? $:-\$

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #174 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Jennifer on March 16, 2006, 01:25:50 PM

Re: last night's American Idol results.

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I'm surprised you were surprised, since he was in the bottom of the men's group when the final 6 men were selected.

William F. Orr · « **Reply #175 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:29:59 PM »

Quote from: Vixmom on March 16, 2006, 12:45:20 PM

My blonde jokes seemd to have cast a pall over the proceedings

if you are offended,
cast your eyes to the left

Terribly so.

My best friend is a blonde, and I am sure she would take umbrage at the aspersions you caste upon her pillitory hue.

She takes umbrage quite often. Her doctor prescribed it to deal with her condition.

But it hasn't helped.

She's still blonde.

vixmom · « **Reply #176 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:32:31 PM »

Quote from: William F. Orr on March 16, 2006, 01:29:59 PM

Terribly so.

My best friend is a blonde, and I am sure she would take umbrage at the aspersions you caste upon her pillitory hue.

She takes umbrage quite often. Her doctor prescribed it to deal with her condition.

But it hasn't helped.

She's still blonde.

William F. Orr · « **Reply #177 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:32:48 PM »

ba da BOOM!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #178 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:33:29 PM »

Quote from: William F. Orr on March 16, 2006, 01:29:59 PM

Terribly so.

My best friend is a blonde, and I am sure she would take umbrage at the aspersions you caste upon her pillitory hue.

She takes umbrage quite often. Her doctor prescribed it to deal with her condition.

But it hasn't helped.

She's still blonde.

Perhaps she should chase that umbrage with a grain of salt.

It often helps.

Matt H. · « **Reply #179 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:34:03 PM »

Judy's comment about the same dance was directed not at Gene Kelly but at Ray Bolger.

The people's eyes in the picture might have been looking at Gene but I'm sure most of the eyes in the theater were looking at Charisse, and he knew it.

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