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Re:THE LATE, LATE SHOW
« Reply #60 on: December 22, 2007, 06:00:15 AM »
Funny, that.

The certain subjects that get our dear DR Ron Pulliam all wound up.

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« Reply #61 on: December 22, 2007, 06:01:01 AM »
If an intergalactic force were searching for rogue planets, would a headline ever read:

"Uranus fingered in probe"?
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« Reply #62 on: December 22, 2007, 06:01:55 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on December 22, 2007, 06:00:15 AM
Funny, that.

The certain subjects that get our dear DR Ron Pulliam all wound up.

;)

Absolutely correct, schnappsmaw!
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« Reply #63 on: December 22, 2007, 06:02:34 AM »
A Saturday morning frenzy on Uranus!
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« Reply #64 on: December 22, 2007, 06:02:46 AM »
As always, it's about Uranus!
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« Reply #65 on: December 22, 2007, 06:03:01 AM »
Uranus is always a sweet discussion!
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« Reply #66 on: December 22, 2007, 06:05:02 AM »
What shall I do with today, other than make spaghetti sauce?

My first-cousin-once-removed Benjamin is over at my aunt's house today.  He is in his "GI Joe phase", bless his little heart.  He can have anything and everything relevant to GI Joe EXCEPT weapons of war. No guns.  No grenades.  No ammo/ammo belt.  Nothing except the cammies and the helmet and the boots.

What is this...Saturday night at The Eagle?
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« Reply #67 on: December 22, 2007, 06:05:40 AM »
Where.  Is.  B.K.?
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« Reply #68 on: December 22, 2007, 06:05:52 AM »
:D
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« Reply #69 on: December 22, 2007, 06:07:00 AM »
Can you imagine the excitement when the first astronomer discovered Uranus?
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« Reply #70 on: December 22, 2007, 06:07:50 AM »
"Flag planted on Uranus"!
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« Reply #71 on: December 22, 2007, 06:08:49 AM »
If we ever landed on Uranus, would NASA do something culturally significant?  Could headlines read:

"Bach, Beethoven played on Uranus"
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« Reply #72 on: December 22, 2007, 06:09:43 AM »
The first romance of such a mission might yield the headline:

"Couple engaged on Uranus"
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« Reply #73 on: December 22, 2007, 06:09:56 AM »
Or,

"Romance blooms on Uranus"
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« Reply #74 on: December 22, 2007, 06:10:28 AM »
DR Ron Pulliam, as the Fall Guy, does it fall to you to re-stock said freezer?
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« Reply #75 on: December 22, 2007, 06:11:03 AM »
And if archaeologists were digging there and discovered monolithic ruins of ancient civilizations, the headlines might read:

"Huge surprises found inside Uranus"
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« Reply #76 on: December 22, 2007, 06:11:54 AM »
I'm only quoting from the web site:

There is a lot of gas around Uranus.

« Last Edit: December 22, 2007, 06:12:09 AM by singdaw »
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« Reply #77 on: December 22, 2007, 06:12:39 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on December 22, 2007, 06:10:28 AM
DR Ron Pulliam, as the Fall Guy, does it fall to you to re-stock said freezer?

No, because nothing was actually "ruined."  During the cleanout (and reapportioning its contents to two other units), much "old" stuff was tossed, fully frozen.

A bag of strawberries and a bag of cherries from 2003, for instance.  Sorry...but I don't think I'd be eating those no matter what.
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« Reply #78 on: December 22, 2007, 06:13:19 AM »
A whole page of just me and DR Ron Pulliam!  [Well, mostly just DR Ron Pulliam].  :D

How revolting!  ;)
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« Reply #79 on: December 22, 2007, 06:13:31 AM »
Heaven forbid we actually start terraforming there:

"Uranus blossoms under agronomists' loving touch"


 :D

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« Reply #80 on: December 22, 2007, 06:15:02 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on December 22, 2007, 06:13:19 AM
A whole page of just me and DR Ron Pulliam!  [Well, mostly just DR Ron Pulliam].  :D

How revolting!  ;)


Snoozers are losers, scrappypaw!
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« Reply #81 on: December 22, 2007, 06:15:09 AM »
Uranus blossoms.

Is that like lotus blossoms?
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Re:THE LATE, LATE SHOW
« Reply #82 on: December 22, 2007, 06:15:49 AM »
One has to make hay while the sun shines (above the gray cloud layer).

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« Reply #83 on: December 22, 2007, 06:16:50 AM »
Be careful, though:

"Uranus closed to visitors; exclusive rights established"
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« Reply #84 on: December 22, 2007, 06:17:09 AM »
The calla lilies were late this year...

I think I'm remembering that incorrectly.
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Re:THE LATE, LATE SHOW
« Reply #85 on: December 22, 2007, 06:17:53 AM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 22, 2007, 06:15:02 AM
Snoozers are losers, scrappypaw!

Yes, they will be...when they come to read this page later today!  ;)
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« Reply #86 on: December 22, 2007, 06:18:31 AM »
The next thing you know, the news will be filled with stories about:

"Workers strike on Uranus".
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Re:THE LATE, LATE SHOW
« Reply #87 on: December 22, 2007, 06:18:47 AM »
Uranus probe hits pay dirt.
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« Reply #88 on: December 22, 2007, 06:20:19 AM »
Was it former DR BrettySpaghetti who didn't like the scatalogical humor?
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Re:THE LATE, LATE SHOW
« Reply #89 on: December 22, 2007, 06:20:23 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on December 22, 2007, 06:17:53 AM
Yes, they will be...when they come to read this page later today!  ;)

I'm not certain if you're being self-deprecating or....?

But whatever, folks surely don't have to read anything they find revolting/puerile.  I know I've skipped tons of that stuff myself.  ;)
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