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PEOPLE ARE FUNNY
« on: October 15, 2012, 12:02:45 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes spoke of people who are funny, and now it is time for you to post until the cows who are funny come home.
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2012, 12:03:29 AM »

And the word of the day is: DRAGGLE!
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2012, 12:45:12 AM »

My sister once told me about an article that she read in which people who drive were asked what bugged them the most about other drivers.  The number one response was when other drivers drove the speed limit and DIDN'T speed! 
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 12:50:25 AM »

Hmmm.  I just came across this article...This May Be the Real Cast List for the Into the Woods Film.



My first question was...can Nina Arianda sing?
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 02:42:26 AM »

Morning all.

That is all.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 03:45:45 AM »

Got up, had breakfast of egg, bacon and fried potatoes (from yesterday's roast potatoes) followed by severe indigestion! I think I fried too many potatoes. Took a ranitidine pill and am beginning to feel better. Off soon to the cinema archive for more paper sorting.
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2012, 04:46:30 AM »

Hmmm.  I just came across this article...This May Be the Real Cast List for the Into the Woods Film.



My first question was...can Nina Arianda sing?

I believe that was the cast for a reading of the script, but that Meryl is still a go for the witch.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2012, 04:47:37 AM »

Good morning, all.

Happy Monday vibes.
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2012, 04:50:44 AM »

TOD: When people either intentionally or unintentionally are so loud in what should be private conversations that you overhear stuff that should private, from political opinions to details of their sex lives to histories of their bowel movements. And all of it done in sanctimonious, sermon-like tones, as if their every pronunciamento were gospel.
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2012, 05:26:57 AM »

 ;D
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2012, 05:27:32 AM »

Morning everyone.

Good vibes for the week ahead.

Happy Monday.  :)
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2012, 05:29:11 AM »

Good morning, all! The neighbor above mr used to be a bartender who worked nights. All was quiet from 10pm to around 4am. He must havechanged shifts/jobs since now he generally arrives home around 10:20pm, noisily letting the door slam, and wanderng about the apartment until after 11:30. He's screwing up my sleeping pattern and I am not amused. Nor sleeping much.

I will shortly head off to Toyland, stopping at a bank to cash in all of my change. I would rather be here today, since at some point the repairman who is coming to deal with the stove's gasline is showing up, but I have to be at Toyland for a UPS delivery.  The super will have to deal with the repairman. This request for new appliances manages to bite me in the ass every day. I cannot wait for the mess the refrigerator brings!
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2012, 05:31:15 AM »

I'm late for getting ready for work again.  
I get home before 5am in the morning.  To turn around and leave again before 6am.
The only thing I got done last night was laundry, and that was it, well, except pick on football while watching, it's just so easy to do.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2012, 05:34:05 AM »

Did manage to listen to some Nina Simone yesterday.  That was nice.
Don't listen to as much music as I used to.  Had a talk with the boyfriend about that.
I NEED MORE ME TIME AT HOME.  :)
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2012, 05:36:06 AM »

Pain free vibes.

Happy days ahead.

Winter weather and cheer.

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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2012, 05:36:44 AM »

Good morning, all.

Much to do today.  And tomorrow.  And the day after.

For the nonce, COFFEE.
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2012, 06:01:52 AM »

MONDAY!!!

Today is October 15, so my retirement check from the state should arrive, and then I shall be off to the bank and to do some shopping.
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« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2012, 06:03:07 AM »

TOD:

People on cell phones on UNNECESSARY calls - which is evident from their end of the conversation.

People who let their children misbehave in restaurants and stores.

Drivers who can't drive.
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« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2012, 06:04:02 AM »

The local paper in Greencastle has a Facebook page.  So you can LIKE it and read most articles there.  But the online edition of the regular print edition does cost $$$$ after you have read a specific number of stories each month.
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« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2012, 06:06:18 AM »

My local paper has an online version......but I don't pay much attention to it unless I want to read an obit of someone I know.

Indianapolis at one time had three newspapers Indianapolis Star in the morning and two afternoon papers the Indianapolis News and the Indianapolis Times.

The Times was the first to bite the dust in the early 1970's.......The News followed about ten years ago.  The Star was purchased by the Gannett Corp - so it is really not a local paper anymore.  There are a few pages of local news and then national features make up the rest.
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« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2012, 06:07:32 AM »

I buy the Sunday paper to get the weekly television listings - since TV Guide is now useless and has turned into a People Magazine clone.
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« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2012, 06:49:14 AM »

Vibes to all people-- funny or not.
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« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2012, 06:54:17 AM »

Greetings from Toyland!

Once again, the local TD Bank which is the only bank in town with a coin counter and uses the dreadful Regis Philbin as its spokesman, is down and unavailable.This is trueabout 95% of the time I stop by to use it and I have to go to another location. I hate this bank.
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« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2012, 07:04:12 AM »

````````````````Vibes for Elmo and an angst-free day`````````````````````
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« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2012, 07:42:11 AM »

TOD:

I have difficulty with people (usually store clerks or customer service people on the phone) who, when you ask them a question and they don't know the answer try to "fake it," rather than appear stupid.  I just wish that they would say, "I don't know, but I will ask somebody who does".
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« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2012, 07:42:21 AM »

Another FRAUDULENT charge this morning from parkflysleep.com for $45.48.
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« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2012, 07:50:46 AM »

````````````````Vibes for Elmo and an angst-free day`````````````````````
Many vibes.
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« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2012, 08:05:28 AM »

Monday morning greetings!  I have a much-needed puttering day ahead.  Some paperwork, some errands, etc.
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« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2012, 08:05:54 AM »

Vibes and {{{{{hugs}}}}} for DR Elmore!
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« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2012, 08:06:51 AM »

So, how to they know how many articles you read?
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