Since the folks on DataLounge say I write a parody at the appearance of the smallest story on Playbill. I couldn't disappoint them
Since Sutton Foster and Joel Grey will be doing FRIENDSHIP together in this version of ANYTHING GOES, this can be sung to the tune of FRIENDSHIP:
[SUTTON]
If you ever stage a play, just get Grey
If you ever write a show, let him know
If you ever have a scene that you want stole,
call on Joel
Love his fan-base, fan-base,
His who-cares-if-they-pan base,
When other fan-bases run away
His is here to stay!
(Give a wilkommen and bienvenu)
[JOEL]
If want them all to cheer, Sutton’s here
If you want them to applaud, call that broad
If it’s hokey and the writers need a pal,
Call this gal
Her fan-base, fan-base,
It’s no also-ran-base,
When other fan-bases give you hell
Hers is always swell!
(Give her, give her that thing called love)
[BOTH]
Your fan-base, fan-base
I am in your fan-base
Where other fan-bases ain’t much fun
Ours will make us run
[JOEL]
It’s “astonishing” what she can do
[SUTTON]
Another wilkommen and bienvenu
[to themselves]
I have gotta steal this scene from you.
