We are dairy cows, Holsteins, Jerseys, Guernseys & Ayrshires.
We stole Molly the milkmaid's laptop while she was having a roll in the hay with the vet's assistant, a strapping young lad named Peter. Now we attempt to connect to the internet via Farmer B's wifi, but the signal strength in the barn is inconsistent.
This is a picture of moost of us (some were camera shy). But as you can see, we are are happy cows.