And the word of the day is: VARIORUM!
My first question for ASK BK day:
What is the worst television series that ever got a multi season run? I am not talking about 13-week wonders or those series that never were picked up after an initial showing. The worst one that kept getting renewed for NO discernible reason.
My picks to start:
Caroline in the City
Suddenly Susan
I will add:
George Lopez
Yes, Dear
Still Standing
and one of the worst programs to clog the airwaves
According to Jim - how can this dreck keep running?
It is 3:30 a.m., and I have just received a most distressing phone call. It was someone from the sheriff's department telling me that the case has been dismissed and he will be released in the morning.
I am very confused. The paper I received last week said he was released on bond. And now I am very very frightened.
DR Elmore, there was one other victim. We are both confused, and he is very angry about this. The folks at the "service club" (aka drinking club) don't know about the dismissal yet, as they were not victims.
We never talked to a prosecutor. In fact, after the photo lineup, I never spoke to anyone again. I made two phone calls: one to the detective, which he did not return, and one to the victim advocate office, which they did not return. I received the one call last week saying the preliminary hearing was postponed, and this call this morning. These folks are just message relayers, so they don't have any other information than what they were given to make the phone call.
Can someone who watches MEDIUM (maybe DR MattH) confirm that tonight's episode is a repeat.
My first question for ASK BK day:
What is the worst television series that ever got a multi season run? I am not talking about 13-week wonders or those series that never were picked up after an initial showing. The worst one that kept getting renewed for NO discernible reason.
My picks to start:
Caroline in the City
Suddenly Susan
My question for ASK BK DAY is a conundrum:
If a car battery dies in a forest, and no one can hear the horn ['cause the battery is dead, see?], then: Did it really die????
So the KRITZERLAND CD appears to be no longer available anywhere online. :'(
Might it be available as a download eventually?
I will add:
George Lopez
Yes, Dear
Still Standing
and one of the worst programs to clog the airwaves
According to Jim - how can this dreck keep running?
I never really cared for any of those CBS big guy/hot wife comedies: KING OF QUEENS, YES DEAR, STILL STANDING.
But I could see that other people might like them.
I really dislike sanjaya. And i had such high hopes for him after his original audition. There is something about the way that he comes across that just drives me crazy.
I thought VERONICA'S CLOSET was an unworthy sitcom. I liked SUDDENLY SUSAN much more than VERONICA'S CLOSET.
It's been so long since I watched anything on TV, years, and years. But, of ones where I saw a single episode of a multi-season show where I really scratched my head were Wings and NewsRadio.
I never really cared for any of those CBS big guy/hot wife comedies: KING OF QUEENS, YES DEAR, STILL STANDING.
But I could see that other people might like them.
Vibes of calmness and serenity for DearReaderLauara, and I hope you can find out what the heck is going on!
I am still not well. Last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe. I hacked a while, drank some water and was better. If this wasn't such a busy week I'd stay home, but that really isn't an option.
Oh, gosh, HOPE AND FAITH! Another one I had forgotten all about, but that I liked....I am beginning to question my taste in television now! LOL!
I may have mixed that up with "Charles in Charge" (double-WOOF!)
Next thing you know people will start mentioning LANCELOT LINK: SECRET CHIMP as one of the not so good shows.
Tonight's MEDIUM is new. Next week's show is a rerun.
This is confirmed by TV GUIDE, my cable guide, and the TV listing in my local newspaper. Of course, NBC has been known to make last minute changes so who knows? If you're not going to be home, I'd record it just to make sure.
I have a question for AMERICAN IDOL fans re: this whole frenchie davis/antonella barba thing.
Do you think it's right that one of them got kicked off the show while the other didn't?
I'm not sure if frenchie should have gotten kicked off. But I am okay with them keeping antonella (even though i can't stand her). She took private pictures which somehow got out. Plus i don't believe that she was naked in the pictures.
But to me i wouldn't bother kicking her out. There is zero chance she will win. On the other hand frenchie was definitely one of the frontrunners.
Really to me, i wouldn't waste my time kicking antonella out. She will be one in the next couple of weeks for sure.
Everyone currently IN contention deserves to be there MORE than Antonella.
She needs to go NOW!
It's been snowing here in Philly all morning. A fine, light snow. The streets are clear, so it's not even a nuisance snow--just a pretty one.
It is 3:30 a.m., and I have just received a most distressing phone call. It was someone from the sheriff's department telling me that the case has been dismissed and he will be released in the morning.
I am very confused. The paper I received last week said he was released on bond. And now I am very very frightened.
Muisc for ... Strange Situations (A. Alessandroni e Nora Orlandi), La Donna Di Notte (Franco Tamponi feat. Armando Sciascia e La Sua Orchestra) e Mondo Caldo Di Notte (Armando Sciascia e la Sua Orchestra) sono adesso disponibi !!!
Hexacord 10
Cillaliz, it was to be held downtown, which seems odd to me. I always thought these things were done in the local justice court.
What confounds me about the dear reader Laura issue is that no prosecutor spoke to her. That is just insane for something of this nature. There must be some sort of complaint that can be filed - people have rights and if they didn't even bother to contact the victim that seems quite reprehensible to me.
Thank you, TPunk, MBarnum, BK, DakotaCelt, and RonPulliam.
Victims actually have no rights; this thing with notifying you when they release the guy is relatively new, I believe.
I remember liking CAROLINE IN THE CITY when it was on, although until today I had totally forgotten about it...maybe it was just Eric Lutes that I liked!
my 7500th post (is that a good thing or does it mean I'm on the internet too much?)
Thanks, Jennifer.
I was jumpy when I thought he was out with orders to not contact me. Now there are no such orders.
I went out for a cup of strong Starbucks and was going to take a drive, until I realized I am not able to concentrate enough on driving.
No, because the car never existed in the first place. This is quite metaphysical.
my personal fantasy: forcing the CEOs of the companies responsible into a boardroom, and watching
Westerns day on TCM.
I decided not to get a new television until my 36" tube TV bites the dust. It is almost 8 years old, so it won't be long.
Better go...I need to get to court. I told the Judges that I'm leaving (would have been poor form for them to hear it from someone else) They were both very supportive and want to make sure I get a good number of federal appointments in the beginning to help me get started.
If a car battery dies in a forest, and no one can hear the horn ['cause the battery is dead, see?], then: Did it really die????
DR Laura-BE SAFE VIBES!
Meanwhile, a package I sent to Dress Circle in the UK has been sitting in customs for two days - I was told it would be there in 3 to 5 days, and I guess that estimate is meaningless. It could, I'm told, sit in customs for weeks - all the more annoying because I may have accidentally ticked the wrong box on the customs form. I've alerted Dress Circle about it and gave them the tracking number.
That said, I am probably not going to do business with Dress Circle anymore, unless the accountant stops screwing around with the way he's paying - I had an understanding with them after the first three invoices took four months to be paid, and suddenly this idiot is not sticking to the agreement. So, from now on I don't ship till they pay (they're supposed to wire money when I've told them the package has shipped) - I have no idea not only when they'll get the current package, but when they'll pay the invoice. Most annoying.
I have not watched AMERICAN YODEL in the two weeks since i've returned and I do not miss it. That said, I am amazed to learn that the very unpolished Sanjaya - if he were any more effeminate he would ovulate - and uberbitch and inept vocal stylist Antonella have not yet been eliminated.
What confounds me about the dear reader Laura issue is that no prosecutor spoke to her. That is just insane for something of this nature. There must be some sort of complaint that can be filed - people have rights and if they didn't even bother to contact the victim that seems quite reprehensible to me.
my 7500th post (is that a good thing or does it mean I'm on the internet too much?)
I liked Malcolm Gets. ;)
Do any of you DRs have a pet peeve which inspires a corresponding fantasy?
I agree. But do you think she should have been kicked off by the producers for having the pictures on the internet.
I agree with bk, I also find it odd that the prosecutor did not speak with Laura.
I liked Malcolm Gets. ;)
Oh, we're going to talk about fantasies, are we? THAT should liven things up!
"Yogi Tea"
I am annoyed by messy and/or difficult product packaging [for CDs, DVDs, or anything seal-wrapped in plastic].
Better go...I need to get to court. I told the Judges that I'm leaving (would have been poor form for them to hear it from someone else) They were both very supportive and want to make sure I get a good number of federal appointments in the beginning to help me get started.
I guess it depends on what the police report said. If the reports indicated a simple "he said-she said" case, I suspect it would be dropped without further ado.
Or the more metaphysical query - do dead batteries go to heaven?
der Brucer
I agree. But do you think she should have been kicked off by the producers for having the pictures on the internet.
Page Six Fantasy Dance
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o (just pretend or "fantasize" that these are dancing across the screen)...
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%] :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o (just pretend or "fantasize" that these are dancing across the screen)...
[/move]
And he likes you, too George ;)
Just kidding, I don't really know him, although I have seen him live on stage a few times here in New York
the Barbara Cook "Mostly Sondheim" album for the horrible vocals he provided.
DR Ron, do you feel the same way about his vocals on A New Brain?
Just for you DR MISS KAREN, click on the moving "marquee" icon on the quote reply form, then place the text between the two bracketed "instructions"/code. It's not difficult once you know what it's looking for.
Careful DTM, that is how it started out here last week, as a light and lovely snow :)
And is Little Tokyo located near a rather delapidated area? All hotels in that area seem to have warnings about not walking about the area due to crime.
reading this may be like Greek to her.
my mother is much more of the hands-on kind of person
Cason-
I understand your reaction.
I don't always like William Finn's scores on first hearing, but after living with the material for a while, usually grow to love them.
Cason-
I understand your reaction.
I don't always like William Finn's scores on first hearing, but after living with the material for a while, usually grow to love them.
That's sometimes known as the Stockholm syndrome.
And is Little Tokyo located near a rather delapidated area? All hotels in that area seem to have warnings about not walking about the area due to crime.
Just for you DR MISS KAREN, click on the moving "marquee" icon on the quote reply form, then place the text between the two bracketed "instructions"/code. It's not difficult once you know what it's looking for.
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%](http://www.khyros.com/_mgxroot/img_1125601459_14845_1130121041.jpg)[/move]
PAGE 7 MR. BUNGEE "WHAT THE ****?!" DANCE!!!
Are any of our New York folk going to see Vanessa Redgrave or Maggie Smith in their plays?
That's sometimes known as the Stockholm syndrome.
And the word of the day is: VARIORUM!How did I learn that the local library had a VARIORUM of Shakespeare's works, you ask? VIA RUMOR, I reply.
Was listening to Les Miz earlier tonight, I have yet to see the show but it must have been impressive on stage. The Original cast recording is very good.Ah, but which original cast recording?
That's sometimes known as the Stockholm syndrome.
Vanessa Redgrave
I may have mixed that up with "Charles in Charge" (double-WOOF!)Woof?
DR Ron, do you feel the same way about his vocals on A New Brain?
Both "Medium" (NBC) and "Lost" (ABC) are new episodes tonight!And Good Eats is new, as well!
...
Woof?
DR Ron, "woof" is a word used as a compliment, directed at hot men.
I don't think your intention is to compliment Charles in Charge (nor Caroline in the City), but rather to disparage.
Might I suggest "ribbit" instead?
Btw, will anybody be watching the new fox show after IDOL? Is it called WEDDING BELLS? *(I know it's wedding something). It's by David E. Kelly.
DR Matt, yesterday you said something about being shocked at the vulgarity on the tv show called DIRT...LOL, didn't the name tip you off that it might be, well....dirty?
We were talking about the Frenchie Davis/Antonella Barba controversy today at lunch. Except of course, my co-workers call Antonella "you/that girl with your name." The consensus was that Antonella had photos that were posted by her friends without her knowledge/permission. They were taken for fun and not professionally versus Frenchie Davis's being more professional and deliberately put out into the world.
DR Elmore3003, my NY plans might be changing. I shall keep you posted.
And is Little Tokyo located near a rather delapidated area? All hotels in that area seem to have warnings about not walking about the area due to crime.
The area is rife with white slavers, DR MB. You stay away from there!
DR S. Woody...where I come from "woof" is an expression that both compliments a hottie or serves as an editorial comment on something that is a "dog."And the reason you think dogs are bad is.... ???
I hope my construct was clear enough to impress upon readers that I was not complimenting hotties.
my 7500th post (is that a good thing or does it mean I'm on the internet too much?)Given the intelligence of your posts, it's a good thing!
Why can I not find any Armenian restaurants in Los Angele's Little Armenia section?Try this link to citysearch (http://losangeles.citysearch.com/yellowpages/results/Los_Angeles_CA/page1.html?flavor_id=2&order=cw1&cw1=7).
(As you can see I am planning my April itinerary).
DR Ron, do you feel the same way about his vocals on A New Brain?I love A New Brain. Gets, Norm Lewis, Penny Fuller, Mary Testa, Chip Zein, even Kristin Chenoweth pre-fame in an ensemble role. And some of Finn's best music, in my opinion.
And the reason you think dogs are bad is.... ???
Marty, Mikey, Bonnie, Buster and Fletcher would like an explanation!
Well i don't know that the producers of idol would want the winner to have these types of photos out there.
Do you think it has anything to do with race?
Or anything to do with the fact that frenchie could have won. While seriously antonella is pretty bad and will most certainly not win.
Show them the film "Home Alone"...the scene where Kevin is going through his brother's stuff and finds the picture of his girlfriend.Marty, Mikey, Bonnie, Buster and Fletcher all know full well that a photograph of a person is no indication of what they are like. That requires putting one's nose up close, preferably towards the other's rear, and getting a good sniff.
Kevin: "Buzz's girlfriend! [makes a sour face] WOOF!"
And an evening of SHERLOCK HOLMES movies on TCM.
When does TARTUFFE open? Is it this week?
I haven't kept up with the Antonella fracas to comment on it (I find her so appallingly bad), but I think what they objected to about Frenchie was that she didn't tell them the photos were out there. Others in later seasons had problems with the law (Bo Bice arrested for pot possession, etc), but they were forthcoming to the producers once they made the show, and the producers could spin it. The one thing they won't tolerate is being taken by surprise.
And Scott Savol was a woman-hitter!
Marty, Mikey, Bonnie, Buster and Fletcher all know full well that a photograph of a person is no indication of what they are like. That requires putting one's nose up close, preferably towards the other's rear, and getting a good sniff.
Out me down as another fan of A NEW BRAIN.
I'm also a fan of Malcolm Gets.
Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks -- that's the beautiful thing about theatre.That's too much like comparing apples and oranges. I like them both.
But the main question I have is: In your brain, which Brain is better? A New Brain or The Brain From Planet X? Hmmmmmmmmm...?
That's too much like comparing apples and oranges. I like them both.
And I'm still regretting that der Brucer and I weren't able to get back to LA for TBfPX's initial run. Our moving to Delaware has a downside, after all.
But the main question I have is: In your brain, which Brain is better? A New Brain or The Brain From Planet X? Hmmmmmmmmm...?
Well i don't know that the producers of idol would want the winner to have these types of photos out there.
Do you think it has anything to do with race?
Or anything to do with the fact that frenchie could have won. While seriously antonella is pretty bad and will most certainly not win.
Why can I not find any Armenian restaurants in Los Angele's Little Armenia section?
I just got back from a really awesome run up through the hills over here next to Los Feliz/Griffith Park...
I happened to pass by a coyote that was running down this road next to a golf club here - we passed within maybe 3 yards of one another, me going my way and him going his -- it was amazing; he didn't seem daunted at all to be passing by another runner. Even stranger was that he was all alone in broad daylight. As I was running by, I noticed he stopped and just watched a couple of golfers who were playing on the hole nearest us...curious little guy...
my 7500th post (is that a good thing or does it mean I'm on the internet too much?)
Me, too, DR MBarnum?
Dear M(hunka-hunk)Barnum ... You are not to stay in any hotels in Little Tokyo. Just stick with that cool retro hotel you found behing the Chinese Theatre. It is a good central spot from which to operate -- just about equal times to West Hollywood, Studio City, and even shorter to the Asian area of the old east end of Hollywood Boulevard.
You have to tell me your exact dates that you'll be in La-La land, so that I can get you to Musso & Frank. AND NO ARGUING !! ;)
I just got back from a really awesome run up through the hills over here next to Los Feliz/Griffith Park...
I happened to pass by a coyote that was running down this road next to a golf club here - we passed within maybe 3 yards of one another, me going my way and him going his -- it was amazing; he didn't seem daunted at all to be passing by another runner. Even stranger was that he was all alone in broad daylight. As I was running by, I noticed he stopped and just watched a couple of golfers who were playing on the hole nearest us...curious little guy...
Ah, but which original cast recording?
The original New York City cast recording?
The original London cast recording, which preceded the NYC?
Or, if you really want to trump everyone, the original Paris cast recording, which has the original French lyrics!
Edi & elmore thank you for the updates on Jose. It is nice to know he has arrived.
DR Ginny, of course we missed you. :)
MBarnum-How had you planned to get from Pittsburg to NY, fly?
And now, I'm heading downstairs to clean the den. Then, back to THE MUSIC MAN to continue from the spot where I stopped last night. We were just beginning "Marian the Librarian."
WBBL.
I don't know if it has anything to do with race. I really feel like it has more to do with the fact that Antonella's photos were taken by a friend for fun and not professionally produced for a paycheck the way Frenchie's were. And I'm sure it doesn't hurt that Antonella is a gorgeous 20 year old girl versus Frenchie who is not traditionally the face of american television.
Nothing like waiting until almost the last moment. ::)
Keith’s mother is having surgery tomorrow & the insurance finally sent in the approval, with much prompting from the doctor’s office.
Oh, gosh, HOPE AND FAITH! Another one I had forgotten all about, but that I liked....I am beginning to question my taste in television now! LOL!
DR GINNY glad to see you back
How could they do it? Marvel Comics killed off Captain America!
http://www.boston.com/yourlife/articles/2007/03/07/a_hero_dies
DR Jane, DC killed Superman about ten years ago and he came back. It's just another one of Marvel's cheap stunts to increase sales.
Yes, DR Musicguy is a gentleman and quite the tour guide! I enjoyed the drive around Hollywood and over the hill to the Brady Bunch house...oh, and the introduction to that wonderful, wonderful CAFE 101 (I think that was the name)
CILLALIZ, you must be really blessed. EVERYTHING seems to be falling into place for you. I'm pleased for you, but am a bit CURIOUS as to how you do it. Is it the horoscopes you subscribe to? :)
How come I remember who Eric Lutes is, but not this other guy from that show that you all seem to like so much?
And whatever happend to Eric Lutes.
Ummm.....I've been watching the show all season. The point I was trying to make was how much they producers amped up the sleaze/ titillation factor in last night's episode. Much rawer and baser than in any previous episode - by a mile. And this on basic cable, not HBO.
Malcolm's a good guy! Even if he still owes me his email address!
They insist this one is for real ;D
Oh, I know what you meant, it's just the way it was written that made me chuckle, so I had to tease you about it
Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks -- that's the beautiful thing about theatre.
But the main question I have is: In your brain, which Brain is better? A New Brain or The Brain From Planet X? Hmmmmmmmmm...?
That's too much like comparing apples and oranges. I like them both.
NYC cast... However I would love to listen to the Paris cast someday.
My understanding of the situation is that the case went before the grand jury, and he was not indicted.It would be interesting to read that transcript. I wonder how they presented it and if they thought you and the other victim not identifying the same person was an issue. (Or was he just not able to identify anyone?)
It would be interesting to read that transcript. I wonder how they presented it and if they thought you and the other victim not identifying the same person was an issue. (Or was he just not able to identify anyone?)He identified one, but not the right guy. I have been wondering if that is the case, too.
Ginny is this the first time using it?
DR Ginny, I hope you do not mind, but I laughed when I read that.
What's for dinner tonight, DR S. Woody White?Uh... we went out for dinner.
And, more importantly: what time should we arrive?
self cleaning ovens
LOL-The self cleaning feature should improve with age, but then I have never stayed in a house long enough for my oven to be 10 years old.
He is becoming very playful without our hikes to burn off some of his puppy energy
George, I think they should make you an honorary member of The Red Hat Society.
Sherlock ... taken 5 months ago.
I am hoping to have pancakes with BK on one of those days if he is available....DR Cason and DR Adriana Patti too, if they have a hankerin!
Singdaw-Do you have any pets?
Previously, two cats, lost at ripe old ages. Currently, a lab mix, 6 years old, and a Guinea Pig. The latter not my idea. :-\
Previously, two cats, lost at ripe old ages. Currently, a lab mix, 6 years old, and a Guinea Pig. The latter not my idea. :-\
What no fish?;D ;D
Nobody guessed what I was doing until I gagged and coughed.
;D ;D
And now for something completely different!
I was reading the Comcast.net news (my e-mail and Internet provider) and they had this article headline: Tribe Puts Bridge on Grand Canyon's Edge (http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2007/03/07/604792.html&cvqh=itn_grandcanyon). It sounded interesting, so I clicked on the link. It's about a Native tribe who've had a sky bridge loop built over the Grand Canyon! It looks incredible! Click HERE (http://www.grandcanyonskywalk.com/home.html)to get to their homepage.
Just had to share. :)
Singdaw what color is the guinea pig?Pet photos are a must here.He's white with brown splotches. And a lot of work for a pet with very little personality! :P
I will be expecting some in the near future.I'm a bit technologically challenged, but that will be an excuse to get working on figuring out the digital camera!
urgg...my desk lamp just had a light bulb go out....
He's white with brown splotches. And a lot of work for a pet with very little personality! :P
I'm a bit technologically challenged, but that will be an excuse to get working on figuring out the digital camera!
I saw that in today's paper. It is a 20-mile drive on a washboard dirt road, no water or lodging or food or electricity when you get there. And $75 per person to walk on it.
Didn't I see that parakeet in A Horus LIne?
How do you do that double quote thing that DR singdaw did a couple of posts ago?
How do you do that double quote thing that DR singdaw did a couple of posts ago?Well, for quoting from several sections within the same post [as I did], just "quote" the post, select the sections you want, and insert extra quote markers around them.
They'd have to pay me a lot more than $75 to go out on that thing!
Never mind what I said! Learn from Master George.
Never mind what I said! Learn from Master George.
George, that section of the Grand Canyon is not a very good view. Your best view from the top is at Grand Canyon National Park. Where this walkway is in a side canyon that doesn't have the same view or feel.
Eric had a wonderful guest appearance on "Frasier" before he began co-starring on "Caroline in the city". He was the new station manager and was "out". Roz had the scoop and wanted to let Frasier know, but Frasier (as was his habit) began waxing on and on about him, so Roz allowed Frasier to innocently set up a date with the guy.
The whole dinner -- with Frasier, Daphne (whom Frasier thought he was helping by setting her up with the station manager), Martin and Niles. A very, very funny episode....and one in which Daphne had some fun with a strapless dress and a wired bra that was priceless.
I'm not sure if you mean Malcolm Gets as the guy everyone remembers. He was the meticulous, fussy, curly-haired blond guy who Caroline hired to color her comic strips. He, of course, was a "serious" artist and was always snooty-snoots over stuff. They did develop his character to fall in love with Caroline...but to have another girlfriend, too., etc., etc.
I wasn't fond of either lead. Love the neighbor, loved Lutes as the boyfriend, and loved "Charlie", the messenger guy usually on rollerblades.
...another were-wolf movie that escapes me just now
And now for something completely different!
Just had to share. :)
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.
LOL, I love it SPOILER ALERTS for Good Eats...
You should have gotten a couple of Gerbils. Bryan had some and they were fun to watch.
Good afternoon to dear Esteemed, vexed, brilliant, and driven-mad BK --
When you were doing guest spots on some of the shows in the 70s, which show and studio had the best craft services and catering?? And what kinds of things did they have out?
... any craft services tables...
MEN AND WOMEN TOILING IN THE UNDERBELLY OF A BEAST TO MAKE ART, FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF CIVILIZED PEOPLE THE WORLD AROUND.
So, you wanna hear all the gossip on a Hollywood film set? And I mean all the greasy, meaty dirty-deedy secrets? Everything from who's sleeping with who to who WANTS to sleep with who and who's sleeping with who right now can be overheard and found out at the table with all the snacks. Yes, that's right, the Craft Services table is the center of everything on a film set, sometimes more so than the actual set itself.
"Bruce is right."
DerBrucer, are you going to see them?
I feel like doing the Lambada (The Forbidden Dance), don't you?