And the word of the day is: MAUNDER!Lucy, Ethyl, and the other women living in the apartment building loved to meet in the washroom downstairs, so that they could MAUNDER while they laundered.
Congratulations on the NEW set up, DR GINNY and DH RICHARD.
DR MBARNUM have you ever seen the website BOLLYCAT?
Congratulations on the NEW set up, DR GINNY and DH RICHARD.
it took me a few minutes to realize that it had to warm up before it turned on-on.
I'm heading down now to get a start on today's chores. Laundry gets washed on Sunday.My mother would have had fits, just on the suggestion of doing laundry on a Sunday. She would have deemed it improper.
WBBL.
Don't we all, DR Jose...dont we all?
But you inaugurated it with such a SAD movie!! :'(
Even though the story was sad, we enjoyed the Oxford ambiance.
Yes, we sure did, DR Edisaurus. But the seminary with which DH Richard is affiliated (via distance learning for a MA in Ministry) is offering:
C. S. Lewis Visits Nashotah (http://www.nashotah.edu/lewiscourse.htm)
A friend of mine does a wonderful one-man C.S. Lewis show. Very poignant---and funny! He has performed this in the UK several times at universities and it went over quite well...despite his slight southern accent!
"Hmmm...I seem to be missing maunder wear", he thought, as he stumbled from the elevator into the hotel lobby.
Dear Miss Karen.......so, was boo-key just a quiet normal obediant little kid, or did the usual signs of "talent and prodigy" surface early. I know in my case, I was a weird mix of both.
But then, I'm still a weird kid. [ No comment is needed, from TCB, OzTom, derB, and especially elmore!]
Boy... You give a man 4, and all of a sudden he is wanting 5 !! Men, what to do with them!!?!???
(There...that ought to at least generate 200 responses from here. :) )
I can picture a tiny little angry Cason right now! LOL!
Why is Jeanne just sitting there like so much fish?
But in a couple of weeks they will have a new John Abraham film showing and I will try to go see it.
Reviewer's Summary - A Never Ending Ordeal
Language: Hindi
Year: January 26, 2007 in the U.S.
Actors: Salman Khan, John Abraham, Govinda, Anil Kapoor, Akshaye Khanna, Vidya Balan, Priyanka Chopra, Shannon Esra, Sohail Khan, Isha Koppikar, Juhi Chawla, Ayesha Takia, Anjana Sukhani
Director: Nikhil Advani
Producer: Mukesh Talreja & Sunil Manchanda
Story: Nikhil Advani
Screenplay: Saurabh Shukla, Suresh Nair & Nikhil Advani
Music: Shankar, Ehsaan & Loy
Lyrics: Sameer
Dialogs: Saurabh Shukla
Salaam E Ishq - No Tribute to Love but a Lengthy Nightmare
Quick, drop the guillotine on the Bollywood baboons that brought us the lengthy horror show called Salaam E Ishq.
Inspired by the 2003 Hollywood romantic comedy Love Actually, Salaam E Ishq is that unique Bollywood movie that has absolutely no saving graces.
Featuring a cricket-team-size motley crew of current and yesteryear top stars, Salaam E Ishq proves that more is less when it comes to Bollywood.
From the first frame to the last, Salaam E Ishq is painful torture for unsuspecting viewers duped into the movie hall by the big names on the marquee.
As if one repetitive love story was not tiresome enough in a Hindi movie, Salaam E Ishq bores us with six love stories.
Salaam E Ishq fails at multiple levels.
"Hmmm...I seem to be missing maunder wear", he thought, as he stumbled from the elevator into the hotel lobby.:)
I wonder who did the theme to Doctor's Hospital, the show I guest-starred on for the premiere episode? And who did the theme to Marcus Welby, another TV show I always forget I did a small role on?
I'm sure everyone knows what the hit song taken from a commercial was, yes?
We must have a good posting day, because if we do it will mean the breaking of a new record here at haineshisway.com
....remember, the key word is "FABULOUS and DELICIOUS."
Boy... You give a man 4, and all of a sudden he is wanting 5 !! Men, what to do with them!!?!???
Is that how to spell Clearasil? It doesn't look right.YUP
Which would be?
Minions need defined goals.
der Brucer
We keyboard people can buy into that fantasy of "sell your soul for fantastic technique and ability."
A CASON POINT - caption for a photo of Cason pointing angrily at his Mom for revealing family secrets
There's a pun I'll bet Cason's never heard before, right? :)
It was LOL (and we've got it on tape, so he has to be nice to his parents or ....)
Nonsense! Any ersatz gigolo would make the same deal.
der Brucer
(I'm sure I'll hear from der Brucer about allowing a child to get up on the furniture and scuff up the coffee table...)...
A CASON POINT - caption for a photo of Cason pointing angrily at his Mom for revealing family secrets
There's a pun I'll bet Cason's never heard before, right? :)
I take it you speak from experience.... :-*
Go Murphys! Go Murphys!
And you should see what I let the dogs do :(
der Brucer
Not everbody gets a bed named after them!
der Brucer
Not everbody gets a bed named after them!
der Brucer
...and think of the puns/play on words with one of his other nicknames -- Case
Like "Get off my Case!" (said to bullies... or his girlfriends)...
And if you only get in a quick visit, you just got a Brief Case...
Whenever the temperature drops, I very well might be a Cold Case...
How about one-person shows we've loved/loathed?
Loved: Debra Conner (http://www.debraconner.com) as Margaret Blennerhassett and Zelda Fitzgerald
I am currently wishing someone would try to book Case...
Don't get me talking...... ::)
der Brucer
Shortly I shall shower and shave and get myself down to Target or Best Buy and pick up the double feature of DON'T KNOCK THE TWIST / TWIST AROUND THE CLOCK!
I must watch them today!
And if you only get in a quick visit, you just got a Brief Case...
or after you've had a beverage or meal -- just in Case
Iguana's Stubborn Erection to Get the Chop
ANTWERP, Belgium (Jan. 25) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Are you sure it was a "he" who said that? I thought I read where Brittany said that to Paris as they stumbled out of the elevator into the hotel lobby .. or was it out of a car onto the street?
Yes, I can assure you it was a "he".
Well, Mammy, just think we wouldn't be a team if you hadn't made your Case.
Case ~ you need to pick out some appropraite Page 6 dance artwork
(Shoot! If only HHW was set up for video -- I could post the tape of you tapping on the coffee table...)
Karen - I assume you realize it's exactly 30 posts to a page, right? Hence, reply #30 will start a page, as will #60, #90.
Or was that an HHW secret?
Has there only been one song written for a commercial that has actually become a hit? I know they tried a second time with a song called It Won't Hurt To Try It (It's Not Gonna Hurt Anymore) which had two versions, one sung by my old pal, Mr. Michael Burns. That song was written for a Clearasil commercial. Is that how to spell Clearasil? It doesn't look right. I have the 45 for It Won't Hurt To Try It buried deep in storage.
come on folks, just under 10 posts to go and we're at page 7... and then Case can post more dance artwork...
Is it this one: Salaam E Ishq: A Tribute to Love (http://www.searchindia.com/search/bollywood-movies/salaam-e-ishq-movie-review.html)der Brucer
Case ~ you need to pick out some appropraite Page 6 dance artwork
(Shoot! If only HHW was set up for video -- I could post the tape of you tapping on the coffee table...)
Post your tape on UTube and create a link.
Bet Edisaurus could guide you through the process.
der Brucer
well, I'm cold, think I'll make some hot chocolate. I got about a case of it for Christmas
Would some Murphy or other like to elucidate on where the name Cason came from (The Internet is vague and contradictory - variant of Jason, Greek name meaning Ardent, etc)
der Brucer
Yes! I'm now a Full Member...
Yes! I'm now a Full Member...
Yes! I'm now a Full Member...
MattH- Do you remember whether the series ANGIE had any ratings success for a while?
Neither Target, Walmart, nor Best Buy carried DON'T KNOCK THE TWIST / TWIST AROUND THE CLOCK at store level...only on their websites or at stores NOT in Salem.
All I can say about that is Tuchus Butt Castle!!!! And I mean it!
Thanks for the ANGIE info, Matt. I wonder if by the time the ANGIE theme song got its radio play, it was too late to make a dent in the show's ratings.
Would some Murphy or other like to elucidate on where the name Cason came from (The Internet is vague and contradictory - variant of Jason, Greek name meaning Ardent, etc)
der Brucer
That calls for some Cherry Coke and ice cream.
See, even DR Cillaliz is getting in on the Case pun craze....we're on a roll!
Back from a delightful lunch by the fireplace at Panera with DH Richard, a stop at Starbucks, and some grocery shopping. Since it's a comfort food day, I'll make Tuna Glop for dinner.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
":)" means a smile and
":(" is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!
Come on Page 8!
Umm... Miss, we're already there.
DR Cillaliz - Ah, the joys of shopping at a store closing sale. :)
I've only had Diet Cherry Coke once when that was what the machine gave me. I didn't like it so much, but if you do, we'll count it.Thanks! I have always remembered that the first thing you asked when I started posting is if I drink Cherry Coke, LOL
Mmmm Tuna Glop! I know I have that recipe somewhere
This is a recipe with a great deal of room for variation. All the ingredients can be substituted...
...der Brucer was stealing my thunder and his post slipped in ...
Yes, and my mother asked about some items I may have to go back and check on. The one thing I really wish I had gotten is a really good set of knives. What do you recommend?
*And knife blocks tend to harbor moisture and bacteria - both of which would be detrimental the knives and you. See if they have any knife safes - I LOVE mine! - or some drawer rack, or one of the magnetic strips (if you don't mind "hanging" your knives out in the open.
a grisly horror movie about a girl blessed with a unique ability to repel sexual advances, a lyrical documentary about men who love horses (in a manner illegal in most jurisdictions), a faux-documentary about the growing population of zombies (aka the "non-living community") in Los Angeles.
The U.S. dramatic jury, which included actress Sarah Polley and director Catherine Hardwicke, gave two special acting prizes to Jess Weixler "for a juicy and jaw-dropping performance" as a young woman equipped with a lethal genital mutation in the horror comedy "Teeth";
The Singing Doctors:
Richard Chamberlain: Three Stars Will Shine Tonight
Vincent Edwards: Why Did You Leave Me.
Rick Springfield: Jessie's Girl
Does Mandy Patinkin sing?
Brittany's male counterpoint I must assume....
At this point, the HHW'ers probably think I'm a nut Case...
Good Afternoon!
*And to make me feel "old", one of my aunts informed me that here grandson is now a freshman. In college. How time flies!
And how come DR Miss Karen does not have an avatar?
-I'm sure DR Cason might have a pic or two she could use. ;)
In other, sadder news... I just received word informing me that one of the young actresses who was in the production of Cabaret I worked on last fall passed away last week, apparently from meningitis. She was in her mid-20s. I had just seen her a few weeks ago heading to an audition... Too soon. Much too soon.
Miss Karen is too beautiful for an avatar!
Here's a pic of the type of knife safe I use:
(http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/kid-smartliving_1929_4718909)
They come in 4", 6", 8" and 10" sizes. They make it easy to store knives safely in a drawer, and they also make it easier to travel with your knives too. I blame Alton Brown for turning me on to them. -Williams-Sonoma usually has them.
DR Elmo! Got cha! The stars aligned again today. Where have you been all day? We missed ya and need ya to help us break this record thing -- and to join the Case pun craze. So keep on posting! Hugs!
Things friends? send me:der Brucer
Madam...please...some discretion if you would 8)
der Brucer
Hello Larry I love you!!!!!!!!
Hello Larry I love you!!!!!!!!
I love you moore!! (see, we can make puns out of Larry's name too!)
Five minutes to "Grease: You're The One That I Want"...
It really is too bad that they can't do the live rounds from New York City, from Broadway, due to the time difference. Although, it would be interesting to see how the show would do in a later time slot on the West Coast.
DR Jose! That's really awful. I'm so sorry.
Two minutes in, and it's already terrifying!
Can't wait to see what the amazingly insincere Ms Marshall pulls off tonight!
Thank you, DR elmore. News of a death is usually unexpected and never "welcome"... And with the celebration of my father's 65th birthday today... And spending some time with my nieces and nephew... Just a truly weird twist for the day to take.
And knowing that Julie was at the start of a wonderful career. She had starred in the tour of the Trevor Nunn Oklahoma as well as the tour of Little Women... Again, just much too soon.
Moore or less.
Moore or less.
OH! Come on! Let's all go to NBC's site and download the song lyrics so that we can all sing along with the Dannys and Sandys!
<GAG>
::)
Ok, I have to watch Your The One That I Want. I don't know why, but I'm going to watch it.
HA!
I just checked out Juliana's bio on the site to see what fun facts she/they are sharing about her. Under training:
Acting: 4 months
???
So, what's this big twist - let's hear the gory details.
MHad the pleasure of meeting Juliana after seeing her perform as Millie in the National Broadway tour of "Throughtly Modern Millie". she is a gem. Don't know where you get that she's been acting fro only 4 months, She's been acting since she was 5, singing since before she could talk and Blew us away in "Millie"! She can be trusted with any broadway role and her fans from across the country will be clamoring to see her. She's sooo deserving, in every way!!!et
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Oy vey--I'm switching to America's Funniest Videos.
SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!
They brought that girl Ashley back and she can't stay on pitch? She must be giving good something to somebody on staff because she can't sing!
Does anybody still wear a hat?
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/012807_charles2.jpg)
der Brucer
Jose, who have you played for at auditions?
Or is that a question I shouldn't ask?
You can ask it, and I can answer it. I'm just making sure I answer it correctly. So...
Basically any one of the auditionees who auditioned for "Grease: YTOTIW" in New York City.
Ashley Anderson
Juliana Hansen
Kathleen Monteleone
Jason Celaya
Kevin Greene
Derek Keeling
Austin Miller
No wonder you're watching...that would be enough to make me very curious
Here's a pic of the type of knife safe I use:We need to get word to Alton that he can blame you, in return.
(http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/kid-smartliving_1929_4718909)
They come in 4", 6", 8" and 10" sizes. They make it easy to store knives safely in a drawer, and they also make it easier to travel with your knives too. I blame Alton Brown for turning me on to them. -Williams-Sonoma usually has them.
I would think it would be fun to see someone progress from one audition to another. Do you see that sometimes?
DH Richard is actually watching the Grease thing with me and wants to know: Are they really singing or lipsynching? I hate the accompaniment tracks - I'd rather hear Jose playing piano.
We need to get word to Alton that he can blame you, in return.
Edi, can you make the contact?
bk - If you really want some Must-Not-See-TV you have to tune in to see Juliana's video profile... about 1:35 into the program.
So... How are they going to pad the last 20 minutes of the show?
This could get scarier.
HA!That's the total amount of time she's been on stage, with all the time she's been offstage snipped out. Rehearsal studios don't count, either.
I just checked out Juliana's bio on the site to see what fun facts she/they are sharing about her. Under training:
Acting: 4 months
???
Dancing?
And how many knife safes do you have?Aw, c'mon, don't you think it would be neat if Alton turned to the camera during a show and said "I blame Jose" ?
Debbie Allen! Calling, Debbie Allen!
I really don't get why she wants everyone to think she has very little experience.
They're really singing. It's hard to lip-synch flat and off-key.
...
Aw, c'mon, don't you think it would be neat if Alton turned to the camera during a show and said "I blame Jose" ?
She's added the "temp job" to myspace - she has never had a temp job in her life....My first job out of college was temping for Kelly Services. That's right, I was a Kelly Girl.
Richard has this wonderful laugh that comes from the depths of his soul when he's really amused by something and this line, when I read it out lout to him, evoked that laugh.
Richard has this wonderful laugh that comes from the depths of his soul when he's really amused by something and this line, when I read it out lout to him, evoked that laugh.
Quote from: JoseSPiano on Today at 05:43:50pm
They're really singing. It's hard to lip-synch flat and off-key.
..
Why did Jose vomit - who's the guest next week.
*My previous post was in reference to next week's Guest "Judge" - and the accompanying skit that was used to introduce him.
At least they thanked the band
Should I watch La Dolce Vita tonight, or Last Tango in Paris?
Should I watch La Dolce Vita tonight, or Last Tango in Paris?
I'd avoid a film with that Mumbling guy too!OK, I know he mumbled because he had cotton in his mouth for The Godfather. What did he have in his mouth that made him mumble in Last Tango?
"La Dolce Vita" *Do you have that newish fancy-schmancy box set?
The Fellini! Last Tango is one of the biggest bores I ever sat through.I found it worse than just boring, disliked it intensely.
Well, there's only two explanations as to why she wants people to think she has no experience - 1) she's been asked to do so by the producers of the show, or 2) she's not telling the truth and is trying to be manipulative. If it's the latter, someone is giving her bad advice. Guy Haines doesn't sing with amateurs and BK doesn't hire them to sing Japanese horror movie songs.
But didn't even Jason C. mention ALTAR BOYZ as if it were some little tiny production with just these five guys, downplaying that it was a high profile job in a major high profile off-Broadway show?
How about "Favorite Theme Songs from Flop TV Shows"?
Mine are:
FAY (with Lee Grant)
Has there only been one song written for a commercial that has actually become a hit? I know they tried a second time with a song called It Won't Hurt To Try It (It's Not Gonna Hurt Anymore) which had two versions, one sung by my old pal, Mr. Michael Burns.
I'm sure everyone knows what the hit song taken from a commercial was, yes?
I can picture a tiny little angry Cason right now! LOL!
I liked the theme songs for GRINDL and IT'S ABOUT TIME.
But then again, that's never really been one of my problems... ;D
I don't remember GRINDL but I did like IT'S ABOUT TIME.
Reuters (http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/iguanas-stubborn-erection-to-get-the/20070126165909990001)Thank god for spare parts!
How about a show on Animal Planet to find a Sandy for a production of ANNIE?
Speaking of which--DR Cillaliz, did you get the chance to listen to the SA cast recording today?
(Juliana Hansen, the Temp Worker Sandy, that is) :)
Post your tape on UTube and create a link.
Bet Edisaurus could guide you through the process.
If I ever get any clout, I'll try to get my proposed musical CILLA, QUEEN OF THE COURTROOM greenlighted, and you'll have to be behind the audition table to find the perfect you. :) :)
Of course, Cilla, you already are the perfect you, but you know what I menat.
Cilla - Just forgiveness if encouraging you to sit onstage at SPRING AWAKENING turns out to be a bust. :)
SInce I can not abide hot tuna and Woodyhatesprefers not to eat peas, this dish will not likely make an appearance hereabouts.
hey George, Cilla, Fred, Tom,......why am I tap dancing here all alone????
My favorite song from a show that didn't make it is "Makin' It" sung by David Naughton. It didn't become a hit song until several years later, though, IIRC.
ALW was the judge on the UK's "Sound Of Music" reality/audition show.
We need to get word to Alton that he can blame you, in return.
Edi, can you make the contact?
And how many knife safes do you have?
The Fellini! Last Tango is one of the biggest bores I ever sat through.
Although, if you've been craving butter, "Last Tango in Paris" will undoubtedly help curb those cravings.
Der B, you need to buy my friend Danny's book: "The Moster Who Ate My Peas":
http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Who-Ate-My-Peas/dp/1561452165/sr=8-1/qid=1170045270/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-4016411-5341524?ie=UTF8&s=books (http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Who-Ate-My-Peas/dp/1561452165/sr=8-1/qid=1170045270/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-4016411-5341524?ie=UTF8&s=books)
Sorry for the long link--I could not snip it.
Greg hates peas, too.
Did anyone watch the SAG awards?
Did anyone watch the SAG awards?
I've been busy putting tunes in my iPod so I can try out my new docking station. I never use the iPod, I'm not fond of earbuds or headphones, so I'm looking forward to this docking station.
I'm recording it...anything worth mentioning?
Acting four months? I cannot stomach this stuff. I hired her when she was still in high school. She's toured in a Broadway show, and done some regional productions of big shows. I wonder if she's taken down all those photos from her myspace page.
Speaking of Connick's similarity to Austin Miller, remember that Kathleen Marshall had pretty much her (deserved, IMHO) greatest Broadway triumph so far with Mr. Connick in PAJAMA GAME.
I loved that song! I always thought that David Naughton was really cute, too. ;)
Did anyone watch the SAG awards?
Edi, if you have a very long link, put it in between (url) and (/url) but use brackets "[" and "]" instead of "(" and ")" and don't put in any spaces. I fixed it in the quote above. :)
Me too!
Thanks for the birthday wishes to my DH too, George!
I was just going to ask that very thing! My TNT producers are all out in LA working on the show. Kyra lost! :-(
I was just going to ask that very thing! My TNT producers are all out in LA working on the show. Kyra lost! :-(
Just spoke to Mr. Grant Geissman and today is the day when we finally fix whatever problem happened to the Kritzer Time CD - when he transfered our mix to CD all the vocals were sunk in reverb so thick I sound like I'm four blocks away from the band - something got screwy somewhere, because I would never have something like that, and it's bugged me and it's why I haven't fulfilled requests for that CD in years. So, we'll redo it today, and then I may just put all three Kritzer CDs onto one CD and have some copies made up.
And now Post 501!!!!!!!!
-Speaking of which... I've never been a button-fly jeans man. What about you?
Is it suitable for Table Top Dancing DR George?
well, I ate a chocolate donut covered with Swiss Vanilla Almond ice cream.
My telephonic device has only rung once this entire day. Can you imagine such a thing as that?Heaven!
I feel a page 9 is close...