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FJL

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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #300 on: April 15, 2006, 09:03:29 PM »
And notice that I've made no mention of the great adult film musical KEYSTER PARADE.  So I do show some restraint.

And they did show some restraints in that film, IIRC.
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« Reply #301 on: April 15, 2006, 09:03:39 PM »
Quote from: FJL on April 15, 2006, 08:58:50 PM
Dignity, always dignity.



What else can we dig? ;)
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« Reply #302 on: April 15, 2006, 09:03:54 PM »
Coincidently I recorded "Yes We Have No Bananas" for my fruiterer yesterday.
I'm not making this up. (Anna Russell)
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
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« Reply #303 on: April 15, 2006, 09:05:21 PM »
Fred Where-ing and the Location Unknowns
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« Reply #304 on: April 15, 2006, 09:07:06 PM »
H&R Pufnstuf is almost as good a tax firm as Dewey Cheatam & Howe.
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« Reply #305 on: April 15, 2006, 09:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Rodzinski on April 15, 2006, 09:05:21 PM
Fred Where-ing and the Location Unknowns

Yes, dear old Fred!
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« Reply #306 on: April 15, 2006, 09:08:10 PM »
Quote from: bk on April 15, 2006, 08:45:08 PM
Heating up Ye Olde Jacuzzi.  Watching Roman Polanski's Pirates, which I've never seen.

I have seen that moive before. Many different layers to it.
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« Reply #307 on: April 15, 2006, 09:08:11 PM »
"Ja Wir Haben Keine Bananen Heute"
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« Reply #308 on: April 15, 2006, 09:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on April 15, 2006, 09:03:54 PM
Coincidently I recorded "Yes We Have No Bananas" for my fruiterer yesterday.
I'm not making this up. (Anna Russell)
Oh... Anna! I know her brother, the filmmaker, Ken!
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« Reply #309 on: April 15, 2006, 09:10:18 PM »
Quote from: TCB on April 15, 2006, 08:52:46 PM
Thank you, DakotaCelt.

When you are all healed up I think all of us lovely ladies hope you will take us dancing...
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« Reply #310 on: April 15, 2006, 09:10:50 PM »
"Bananas" was supposedly heard by US troops from a Greek Fruit seller in the Philippines and "manufactured" into a song..

Thus I blame Jose.
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« Reply #311 on: April 15, 2006, 09:12:48 PM »
When I was watching "Caligula" the other night I thought the Director was Ken Russell on "speed".

Excess was indeed excessive.

Ken Russell meets Jim Steinman!
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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #312 on: April 15, 2006, 09:13:42 PM »
Anna Russell sings?
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« Reply #313 on: April 15, 2006, 09:14:25 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on April 15, 2006, 09:10:50 PM
"Bananas" was supposedly heard by US troops from a Greek Fruit seller in the Philippines and "manufactured" into a song..

Thus I blame Jose.

Jose Bananas or Jose Banderas?

This is so confusing??!
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« Reply #314 on: April 15, 2006, 09:15:14 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on April 15, 2006, 09:12:48 PM
When I was watching "Caligula" the other night I thought the Director was Ken Russell on "speed".

Excess was indeed excessive.

Ken Russell meets Jim Steinman!

AND do you like it better than The Vikings????
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« Reply #315 on: April 15, 2006, 09:15:25 PM »
Quote from: TCB on April 15, 2006, 08:58:39 PM



It seems fitting that on the night before Easter, we should have so many egg-citing posts.





 EGGS-actly how i feel!!

I spent part of the night stuffing eggs for and easter egg hunt. I felt like Hetty the hen!
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« Reply #316 on: April 15, 2006, 09:16:27 PM »
Anna had the ability to sing Wagner underwater whilst eating an orange.

A true Rind maiden.
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« Reply #317 on: April 15, 2006, 09:16:27 PM »
Quote from: Rodzinski on April 15, 2006, 09:13:42 PM
Anna Russell sings?

Yes, in Caligula!! ???
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« Reply #318 on: April 15, 2006, 09:17:40 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on April 15, 2006, 09:16:27 PM
Anna had the ability to sing Wagner underwater whilst eating an orange.

A true Rind maiden.

I Can Do That!
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« Reply #319 on: April 15, 2006, 09:18:12 PM »
Ken was responsible for plenty of excessive moviess, but I don't think CALIGULA was one of them. Or are you saying that the movie CALIGULA just looks like Ken Russell directed it on speed? I'm sure drugs were in no short supply on the set of that film.
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« Reply #320 on: April 15, 2006, 09:18:31 PM »
Quote from: DakotaCelt on April 15, 2006, 09:15:25 PM
EGGS-actly how i feel!!

I spent part of the night stuffing eggs...

TCB! TCB!
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« Reply #321 on: April 15, 2006, 09:19:32 PM »
A chorus line of Rind maidens. Does that have a peel?
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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #322 on: April 15, 2006, 09:19:59 PM »
Quote from: Rodzinski on April 15, 2006, 09:18:12 PM
Ken was responsible for plenty of excessive moviess, but I don't think CALIGULA was one of them. Or are you saying that the movie CALIGULA just looks like Ken Russell directed it on speed? I'm sure drugs were in no short supply on the set of that film.

Oooh... it's a medical movie?! ;)
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« Reply #323 on: April 15, 2006, 09:20:20 PM »
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« Reply #324 on: April 15, 2006, 09:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on April 15, 2006, 09:19:32 PM
A chorus line of Rind maidens. Does that have a peel?

Slippery subject!
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« Reply #325 on: April 15, 2006, 09:22:07 PM »
Mr Russell certainly did not direct Caligula. I'm not that anyone did.  It was a "home movie" from "Penthouse".
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« Reply #326 on: April 15, 2006, 09:23:28 PM »
Yes, it gave new meaning to the term from the Penthouse to the Outhouse!
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« Reply #327 on: April 15, 2006, 09:23:30 PM »
Quote from: DakotaCelt on April 15, 2006, 09:20:20 PM
Hetty the Hen?

Oh she was too cockettish for that part!
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« Reply #328 on: April 15, 2006, 09:24:19 PM »
Quote from: François on April 15, 2006, 09:23:30 PM
Oh she was too cockettish for that part!

you dont say??
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If a man loses something and he goes back and looks carefully, he will find it ~~ Sitting Bull
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"Humility is probably the most difficult virtue to realize." --Thomas Yellowtail, CROW
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« Reply #329 on: April 15, 2006, 09:26:50 PM »
Quote from: François on April 15, 2006, 09:19:59 PM
Oooh... it's a medical movie?! ;)

the poor patients!!! ;)
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Mischief is where you are old enough to know better but young enough to try!~~ DakotaCelt, 2004
If a man loses something and he goes back and looks carefully, he will find it ~~ Sitting Bull
Noodles Grow... Meat Shrinks... Oh the beauty of cooking!
"Humility is probably the most difficult virtue to realize." --Thomas Yellowtail, CROW
Continue to contaminate your bed, and you will one night suffocate in your own waste. ~~ Chief Seattle, 1854
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