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Re:ONE HUNDRED ACTORS
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2004, 07:38:12 AM »

Hundreds of Actors (based on Hundreds of Girls by Jerry Herman)

Bruce Kimmel sings
I'll fill the stage with Tammy and Bob and Brad and Billy and Ben
I'll pull the greatest stunt this business has seen
Till ev'ry fella from Weho to Bev Hills sees
All of his fantasies!

One on stage right
Two on the left
Maybe a dozen or
Twenty or more
I'll get hundreds and hundreds of boys

What gives a man
Power and punch
Brian for breakfast
And Danny for lunch
Having hundreds and hundreds of boys

Tammy sings
Show him a blonde
And something in his soul will leap to respond
But then again he's also terribly fond
Of this brunette and so
Instead of one dandy trip
Pass him the licorice whip
I'll sprinkle spice
Into his life
To make him forget
That he's stuck with his strife
Give him hundreds and hundreds of boys

Bruce sings
Benny and Brick
Kenny and Kurt
Two for the entree
And three for dessert
Give 'em hundreds and hundreds of boys

Four in the wings
Five might be swings
I'm gonna make
The cash register ring
Having hundreds and hundreds of boys

I'll fill the stage with Tammy and Bob and Brad and Billy and Ben
I'll pull the greatest stunt this business has seen
Till ev'ry fella from Venice to Torrence sees
All of his fantasies!
Look!

Revealed-all men auditoning

Boys (Speaking variously)
Hi Bruce
How's it goin'?
It was great last night!
Hi Pal!
Let's play
Did I get the part?
I'll see you later.
See you tonight.
Cute butt
Oh he's such a sweetie
Are you coming out?

Goodbye Bruce
He's so cute
See ya Bruce
Bye Sir

Men sing
What gives Bruce
Ginger and snap
Goin' through life
With his little ol' lap
Full of hundreds and hundreds of boys
What gives a man
Power and punch
Charles for breakfast
And Michael for lunch
Having hundreds and hundreds of boys

Analysts find
This thing called actor man
Was never designed
With only one eternal role in mind
And so we gotta yell to
Hell with propriety
Viva variety
Sinner or saint
School boy or queen
One boy is boring and
Two are obscene
Give 'em hundreds and hundreds of Boys

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« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2004, 08:04:18 AM »

The FUTURE, Mr. Gits, the FUTURE.

Anyone who has TV Land, I can't recommend enough that you watch some Flip Wilson today - he was great.

Anyone seen Mr. Huston's The Kremlin Letter?  I've never been able to catch up with it.
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« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2004, 08:22:23 AM »


Anyone seen Mr. Huston's The Kremlin Letter?  I've never been able to catch up with it.

Yes, I've seen it. The plot makes no sense, and it's too long. George Sanders in drag is something to see (not a pretty sight).
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« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2004, 09:48:46 AM »

Good morning. On my morning walk I went by a Moving Sale. I scored big. Got the following: The original cast albums of...
SWEENEY TODD, A CHORUS LINE, THE FANTASTICKS, THE HAPPY TIME, APPLAUSE, and PURLIE... And a reference book - "The Complete Directory of Network and Cable Shows from 1946 to the Present" (retails for $25.)... All for $3.00 - Yes, you read correctly - THREE DOLLARS.
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« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2004, 09:50:13 AM »

Where in tarnation is everyone?? You'd think it was Saturday morning/afternoon of a long holiday weekend!
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« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2004, 10:14:24 AM »

I don't know what the best Houston film is, but the worst is THE BIBLE.  Almost, but not quite, a camp classic.

My favorite Gene Kelly film  --- and probably the most under-rated MGMusical ever made --- is "It's Always Fair Weather", but only in a widescreen print.  And "I Like Myself" from that film is his best number.

BK's theme: "And another hundred actors just got off of the freeway..."

One word of audition advice BK:  Make sure that these actors are interested in being in a play and not just using it to show themselves off to casting people from movies and television.  Also make sure they will commit to the entire run and not call up one day and say they have a bit part in a sitcom and can't do the play that night.
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« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2004, 10:38:36 AM »

DRPANNI the garage sales are great bargain sources!  And that tv book is a great reference guide and fun to read on its own!  It is interesting to see the schedules of the three/four networks from season to season!

Thanks for the song info MATTH and td....interesting!  I have never seen AT LONG LAST LOVE.

My favorite review of DE-LOVELY so far has called it, delightful - delicious - and de-irritating.
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« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2004, 11:00:26 AM »

I have been watching me some FLIP today....whew!  We didn't know when we had it good.  All these terrific musical performances!  

Variety shows were taken for granted....we really did....we took them for granted.  And I miss them....from Dean to Dinah to Carol to the Hollywood Palace and Ed Sullivan....  oh well.
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« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2004, 11:03:58 AM »

Woooooooohoooooooooo.....tonight at 6 pm Eastern.....the Flip Wilson Show with LUCILLE BALL and THE OSMOND BROTHERS and ED SULLIVAN!!!
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« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2004, 11:17:01 AM »

JRand I’m glad you enjoyed the photos.

SWW I will have to wait to post the recipe.  I think I have a mild migraine this morning.  I think day two of jet lag is always the worst for me.  I also have been calling the airlines trying to find our missing suitcase.  Supposedly it is at our local airport but I had to file a claim to locate it.

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« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2004, 11:22:46 AM »

Here is sheet music for a Cole Porter song I don't know....is any DR familiar with it?   ;D

I am sure it is just one of many....oh well Allez Vous and Go Away.  :P

The consonant missing at the beginning is an "m" the first word in the title is MOST....

There is also a live recording of a concert called "Cole Porter:  A Musical Toast" that has this song.  I highly recommend it.  (Also, the recording was produced by our very own BK!)
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« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2004, 11:30:50 AM »

Thanks DRGEORGE....I should have known that it would be a familiar tune around here.....  Not much GOOD music escapes the denizens of HHW!
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« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2004, 12:02:22 PM »

Healing vibes for your headache, Jane!
In my experience, you always need a vacation to get over a vacation. That's one reason I rarely take one.
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« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2004, 12:05:37 PM »

BTW - Where IS everybody? What will I say when I get a field report along with the inevitable question about how things are going at HHW?

Maybe I should as a FOOD QUESTION...

What's your favorite food to eat and/or make for a 4th of July Celebration?
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« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2004, 12:08:11 PM »

JR - As for you question last night - I love ALL the selections on my JRand CD. I haven't listened to it for a bit, so I may change my mind on the next listening, but my fave right at this second is the Annette medley.
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« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2004, 12:13:22 PM »

Good Afternoon!

I have yet to step outside my apartment today, but from all the various reports, it's a good day to stay inside.  It's not too hot, but the humidity finally kicked in today - well, it started "hinting" yesterday. So, in the meantime, I'm watching "Catch Me If You Can" on HBO right now - my first time.  So far, so good.  And I'm digging John Williams' themes and scoring.  I'd like to see a score or two to see how some of the figures and motifs are notated - and in what meter and/or meters they're in too.

I'll most likely venture out after the movie is done to stretch my legs and get some air - even though it may be a little "thick" outside.  And then...  I may go ahead and venture back up 95 to Fairfax to see my family again, and to spend the 4th with some family and friends.  We shall see...
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« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2004, 12:21:26 PM »

Jose - If I'm not being too nosey (nosy?) - Did you finally meet with "the doctor"...?
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« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2004, 12:27:04 PM »

 ;D Panni, so true.  I'm slowly getting better thank you.  

Nut burgers,  potato salad and corn on the cob.
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« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2004, 12:30:36 PM »

Ah ...DRJOSE....I bought the CATCH ME IF YOU CAN soundtrack...it is very catchy and a fun listen.

Yes, DRPANNI....Annette had a fun sound and listening to a few of her songs in a row can really give you a lift....and the hooks were fun!

I wonder what MR BK is listening to right now?  I hope he hears some good actors and finds the perfect people for the parts.  I think someone in that play gets down to his undies!
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« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2004, 12:30:48 PM »

Tornado watch here.
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« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2004, 12:31:26 PM »

Corn on the cob...yes DRJANE....and fresh sliced tomatoes.  I love summertime food!
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« Reply #51 on: July 03, 2004, 12:35:22 PM »

Let's try and push to page three...
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« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2004, 12:36:49 PM »

WATCH OUT WORLD!  I'M BACK

Yes, with newly borrowed monitor installed,, I have returned to HHW just in time for the big JULY 4TH BLOWOUT!

First of all, I have hundreds of emails, miles of notes and posts, and a stack of print projects that are overdue; that are all calling my name.  

See you all later!




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« Reply #53 on: July 03, 2004, 12:47:27 PM »

Welcome back, TCB!!
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« Reply #54 on: July 03, 2004, 12:48:33 PM »

YAY!! TCB IS BACK!!  What wonderful news!!!!  This place hasn't seemed the same without you around.


I woke up bright and early at 8:30, then fell back asleep at 10 and woke up at 12.  Guess I needed more sleep :D
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« Reply #55 on: July 03, 2004, 12:49:14 PM »

Congrats on the bargains, Panni. They let the stuff go cheap because they want it to move. I know because...

...I survived Day One of The Yard Sale here. I am clearing out my mother's house so I can sell it. I think I'd almost rather just give it to a charity and save myself the work.
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« Reply #56 on: July 03, 2004, 12:53:24 PM »

Interesting articles about Brando in the paper today. There aren't too many real stars left. Think of it -- Bogart, Stewart, Wayne, Dean, Clift, Grant, Gable, Flynn, Holden, Chaplin, Brando. All gone. (And I haven't even named any female stars)
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« Reply #57 on: July 03, 2004, 12:56:40 PM »

...I survived Day One of The Yard Sale here. I am clearing out my mother's house so I can sell it. I think I'd almost rather just give it to a charity and save myself the work.

That's what I always say when I have a moving sale. But then I count the hundreds of dollars at the end of the day, and I stop saying it. Anyway, you'll have lots left over to give to charity. So everyone winds up happy.
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« Reply #58 on: July 03, 2004, 12:58:14 PM »

I need to get back to writing...

No more favorite 4th of July foods? C'mon, list some delish dishes.
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« Reply #59 on: July 03, 2004, 01:02:05 PM »

BK, re: auditions.  When I was an actor, I used to love helping director friends during auditions.  I would volunteer to read with the actors.  Directors always liked having someone competent that they trusted up their feeding the auditioner.  Sometimes when you have two people auditioning, reading with each other, a bad actor could cripple a good actor's reading because of bad choices or strange rhythms.  The ones I always hated were the ones that tried to act out all the business in the script while reading...and then would proceed to get lost in the script, lose pace, and just make a bollocks of everything.  

re: Tarzan documentary.  As always, BK, good to see my pal Rudy Behlmer.  Another of my pals, Tracy Griffin,is also on it.  Tracy was president of the LA Sub-ERBS, the local branch of The Burroughs Bibliophiles out here...in fact, founded the organization.  I remember him when he was just a green kid fresh from Mississippi, having him up to see my library when he was trying to meet all the local Burroughs fans out here.  He's become quite the Burroughs scholar and one of the movers and shakers in Burroughs fandom and writes lots of articles, not just on Tarzan, for professional film and comic genre mags.  

Ex-Tarz Denny Miller and I were just emailing each other the other day about the how grey and decrepit the annual Burroughs Dum-Dums (ape language for 'gathering") have gotten over the years and how new blood is needed to keep the literary fan contingent alive.  If Tracy can't do it, no one can.  He actually threw two of the best Dum-Dums out here that were about three years apart.  Harlan Ellison was the guest-speaker at one (where I met him) and our mutual pal, Bill Stout, did the T-shirt artwork.  It was through our local Sub-ERB meetings, I met Bill.  So it was good to have Tracy's insights on the films and glad he got the gig.  After all, he called my screen adaptation of PRINCESS OF MARS (the very first script written), the most Burroughsian script ever!  So he must know what he's talking about.

Now I don't know what real insights Johnny Weissmuller Jr. can offer but it was fascinating just looking at his craggy, worn face.  Looks like he done some hard living somewhere.

Has anyone ever seen Huston's SINFUL DAVEY?  Not a good film, but I was somewhat intrigued with it, the only time I've ever seen it and would like to take a look at it.

I see where TCM is having fans vote on films they'd like to see on DVD.  Top five will released.  Saw RANDOM HARVEST on the list.  Gets my vote.
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