Topic: I CAN'T BE BOTHERED NOW (Read 44731 times)

FJL · « **Reply #390 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:10:17 PM »

Sliced side o'bese, please, and trim off the fat!

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #391 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:11:01 PM »

Quote from: vixmom on May 16, 2007, 09:09:08 PM

I would guess that a photo of a sliced obese person on the fridge could prove to be an effective weight loss aid

Yes, I thought that a postcard of that would be quite effective for that purpose.

FJL · « **Reply #392 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:11:49 PM »

A sliced svelte person would curb my appetite as well.

vixmom · « **Reply #393 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:13:13 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on May 16, 2007, 09:07:06 PM

It doesn't look like much in the photo, but you could see the large layer of fat.

My new greatest fear in life is that I could turn up as an obese slice in a Bodyworlds exhibit. I have some dieting to do!

Ever since I went shopping for that new bathing suit I have been vowing I would lose weight, eat right, walk every day...

so far I have been taken out for 2 mothers day meals, a night at California Pizza and succumbed to the charms of a NEW!!! iced Orange mocha thingie at Starbucks

the unworn bathing suit is probably too small already... the Vixter is not the only one growing overnight, the only difference is she gets taller , I get wider

FJL · « **Reply #394 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:13:25 PM »

Did you evah
What a svelte part this is

vixmom · « **Reply #395 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:14:29 PM »

Quote from: FJL on May 16, 2007, 09:11:49 PM

A sliced svelte person would curb my appetite as well.

well, now that you mention it......

FJL · « **Reply #396 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:15:29 PM »

You need someone older and wider
Telling you what to do

vixmom · « **Reply #397 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:16:17 PM »

Did you see his kid? He's a real slice off the old bod...

vixmom · « **Reply #398 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:16:52 PM »

Quote from: FJL on May 16, 2007, 09:15:29 PM

You need someone older and wider
Telling you what to do

I am 6 tons going on 7 tons......

FJL · « **Reply #399 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:19:28 PM »

Ooh, vixmom, that's worth stealing, er, borrowing

vixmom · « **Reply #400 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:20:17 PM »

Quote from: FJL on May 16, 2007, 09:19:28 PM

Ooh, vixmom, that's worth stealing, er, borrowing

you are my inspiration!

vixmom · « **Reply #401 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:21:42 PM »

Perhaps we can collaberate on a new musical set in a fat farm...
"A Pound of Musceli"

vixmom · « **Reply #402 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:22:32 PM »

We would immediatley have to hire a typist

FJL · « **Reply #403 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:22:33 PM »

I learned the truth at seven tons
That they'd show movies on my buns

vixmom · « **Reply #404 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:22:57 PM »

won hoo culd spel

Matt H. · « **Reply #405 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:23:24 PM »

Wow! It's past midnight here. I forgot that I got on-line later than usual becuase I watched IDOL off the DVR before coming upstairs to post.

Good night!

vixmom · « **Reply #406 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:24:17 PM »

Quote from: FJL on May 16, 2007, 09:22:33 PM

I learned the truth at seven tons
That they'd show movies on my buns

and svelte girls in gym woudl gailey smile as I tried to run the mile

Cillaliz · « **Reply #407 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:24:19 PM »

Thanks for the chuckles...time to get some sleep...

Cillaliz · « **Reply #408 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:25:23 PM »

It was long ago and far away,
my thighs were smaller than today

FJL · « **Reply #409 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:29:12 PM »

Inventing ice creams on the phone

(there must be somehting better than that

)

vixmom · « **Reply #410 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:31:00 PM »

You weigh sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Elastic band pants and a top like a tent.
Richard Simmons, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go;
I can't get my body through the bedroom door...

FJL · « **Reply #411 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:33:29 PM »

Inventing ice creams on the phone
A lover who would bring a scone
Who'd call and say come eat with me
And murmur yummy recipes
It sounds like lots of fun
At seven tons

vixmom · « **Reply #412 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:33:57 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on May 16, 2007, 09:33:02 PM

The effect of cholesterol on the arteries was sobering, too.

I'm not sure I can get a s ong lyric out of that.....

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #413 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Matt H. on May 16, 2007, 01:17:41 PM

I couldn't wait to get out of my own teen years and be an adult.

I've been accused of failing to make that transition.

der Brucer

vixmom · « **Reply #414 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:34:41 PM »

Quote from: FJL on May 16, 2007, 09:33:29 PM

Inventing ice creams on the phone
A lover who would bring a scone
Who'd call and say come eat with me
And murmur yummy recipes
It sounds like lots of fun
At seven tons

FJL · « **Reply #415 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:38:29 PM »

Had good times watching Esther Rolle
But built up my cholesterol
The arteries that I would clog
Instead of going out to jog

FJL · « **Reply #416 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:39:54 PM »

That doesn't quite rhyme, but in this day of Spring Awakening...

vixmom · « **Reply #417 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:40:16 PM »

I bow to the master!!!!

FJL · « **Reply #418 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:42:17 PM »

Isn't there a line about "murmur vague obesities"

vixmom · « **Reply #419 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:43:12 PM »

I must toddle off to bed as it is tomorrow already

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