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Tomovoz

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« Reply #150 on: March 18, 2006, 04:01:34 PM »
Perhaps in the Desert regions, my cup runneth over with myrrh would be more appropriate.  
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« Reply #151 on: March 18, 2006, 04:02:22 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 03:59:19 PM
Goldfish and Deserts TCB.. My cup runneth over with mirth.

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« Reply #152 on: March 18, 2006, 04:22:39 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 03:59:19 PM
Goldfish and Deserts TCB.. My cup runneth over with mirth.

Mirthy beauCup!
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« Reply #153 on: March 18, 2006, 04:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 04:01:34 PM
Perhaps in the Desert regions, my cup runneth over with myrrh would be more approriate.  

It could be a matter of age... which is elusive of course!

(Myrrh... age! Farfetched all right!)
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« Reply #154 on: March 18, 2006, 04:34:22 PM »
If I neded to go to the Middle East to obtain my myrrh it would indeed be far fetched.
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« Reply #155 on: March 18, 2006, 04:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 03:54:45 PM
Little Boy Blue perhaps DR Elmore!

Tom Tom

Sorry, mean Uncle Barnaby is more to my liking;  kids in comas cause no problems.
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« Reply #156 on: March 18, 2006, 04:36:54 PM »
Myrrh is extracted from the thorns of the myrrha bush which grew along side the walls of Jericho.

Hence the expression - "myrrah myrrah on the wall".
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« Reply #157 on: March 18, 2006, 04:38:22 PM »
That is of course a wailing (or groaning) wall joke.
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« Reply #158 on: March 18, 2006, 04:49:37 PM »
I was going to write "Coma Suitya" but I think that is pushing the word plays way too far - and FJL is in Toronto. When he first sees the Rings on stage will he call out Hi Ho Silver I wonder.
Another really bad Tonto joke.
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« Reply #159 on: March 18, 2006, 04:50:37 PM »
Have I had too much or too little coffee this morning I wonder.

Has Ann caught up?
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« Reply #160 on: March 18, 2006, 04:55:40 PM »
Good Evening!

It will be soooo nice to have to wake up at 7:00am tomorrow.  Soooo nice.  :)

But in the meantime, I guess I have some catching up to do.  And since I'm pretty sure I'm staying in for the evening, I should have the time to do so...

-Did that make sense?  In any case...

Laters...
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« Reply #161 on: March 18, 2006, 04:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 04:36:54 PM
Myrrh is extracted from the thorns of the myrrha bush which grew along side the walls of Jericho.

Hence the expression - "myrrah myrrah on the wall".

I won't ask How Are Things In Glocca Myrrha, of course! Thorny issue!
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« Reply #162 on: March 18, 2006, 04:59:38 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 04:50:37 PM
Have I had too much or too little coffee this morning I wonder.

Has Ann caught up?

That explains all; you usually drink tea! ;)
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« Reply #163 on: March 18, 2006, 05:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 04:50:37 PM
Have I had too much or too little coffee this morning I wonder.

Has Ann caught up?

Ann Boleyn?

I don't have a myrrh idea!
Better bang my head against a wall!
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« Reply #164 on: March 18, 2006, 05:02:28 PM »
At least we can amuse ourselves DR François.

Indeed I do prefer Tea. (Because I Want To Be Happy).
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« Reply #165 on: March 18, 2006, 05:05:24 PM »
Tea for Two at breakfast.  

A NZ joke would be the following:

Picture ewe upon my knee!
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« Reply #166 on: March 18, 2006, 05:07:55 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 05:02:28 PM
At least we can amuse ourselves DR François.

Indeed I do prefer Tea. (Because I Want To Be Happy).

Yes! Selfsatisfation is all what counts... or dukes... or princes!

And, like for the bicycle, it's better for two! Tea that is!
Somewhere Beyond The Tea...
Two For The Teasaw.
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« Reply #167 on: March 18, 2006, 05:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 05:05:24 PM
Tea for Two at breakfast.  

A NZ joke would be the following:

Picture ewe upon my knee!

You beat me to eat! ??? (Tea, backwards!)
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« Reply #168 on: March 18, 2006, 05:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on March 18, 2006, 05:05:24 PM
Tea for Two at breakfast.  

A NZ joke would be the following:

Picture ewe upon my knee!

That's a sheep, err, cheap joke!
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« Reply #169 on: March 18, 2006, 05:13:23 PM »

For that number I should have brought my ewekulele!
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« Reply #170 on: March 18, 2006, 05:15:43 PM »

Ann got turned off by the jokes I guess, and she turned us off!
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« Reply #171 on: March 18, 2006, 05:18:23 PM »

George has followed Ann!

Must be that ewe #5 I'm wearring!
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« Reply #172 on: March 18, 2006, 05:19:59 PM »
It's all ewe fault, Tom!

Are we reaching another plateau for the flock of sheep?

I feel like in a scene from Brokeback Mountain!

Cool beans!
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« Reply #173 on: March 18, 2006, 05:21:39 PM »
We shall wether this storm François.  Just keep ramming the sheep jokes home.

Australians tend to make sheep jokes about our New Zelaand  neighbours where the sheep outnumber the humans (and hobbits).
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« Reply #174 on: March 18, 2006, 05:23:19 PM »
Does an itchy sheep have fleece or knits?
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« Reply #175 on: March 18, 2006, 05:23:20 PM »

Talk about ... ramming!

TCB has entered the scene!
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« Reply #176 on: March 18, 2006, 05:24:02 PM »
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Does an itchy sheep have fleece or knits?

Only TCB can answer that! ;)
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« Reply #177 on: March 18, 2006, 05:24:42 PM »

Here comes TPunk!

Sjhe's so punktual!
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« Reply #178 on: March 18, 2006, 05:24:46 PM »
He may try and pull the wool over our eyes DR François..  Perhaps you could then try French knitting.
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« Reply #179 on: March 18, 2006, 05:25:33 PM »
Was it Jason who was searching for the golden fleas?
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