DR elmore - I hope your doctor visit and your new meds help to alleviate your malaise.
I wrote this one during my Aetna ST. VINCENT Malaise:
Actually, Jrand, I'm sure you know this "real song" - but is I LOVE THE NIGHTLIFE an obscure song? Wondering whether this is too much of an oldie,though it was in PRISCILLA.
This one is about all the other shows like PRISCILLA begging Michael (Riedel) to write about them so they can be financial hits like SPIDER-MAN:
Actors in less-publicized shows plead with Michael to make jokes about them for the attention.
WE LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT (tune of Priscilla’s I LOVE THE NIGHTLIFE)
Please make jokes about us now, Mike
Please make jokes and a sweet fuss
Please make jokes, we hope you do
‘Bout all the hazards we go through
Ah, please make jokes about all the gowns we tear
When we do cartwheels and flips
We wanna be in your little quips
We’ve had no frac-tures
But did have a sprain
Frac-tures, no, but we’ve had some pain
You kidded Spidey, come on and kid us too
Oh, oh, ow! Oh, oh, ow! Oh, oh, oh, owwww!
We love the spotlight, we’d love it Boobie
So spread the dissing round, oh yeah (repeat chorus)
Please don't joke about them now, Mike
Your sweet jokes could give us a spike
Seems your jokes gets lots of play
The folks repeat each thing you say.
You can joke about our stereotype
Honey that’ll get, huh, us plenty of hype
We hope your staffers give us a chance
We’ve got some act-TORS
Hungry for press
Act-TORS, who look great in a dress
You kidded Spidey, come on and kid us too
Oh, oh, wow! oh, oh, oh, wowwww!
(2x)
We love the spotlight, so Michael, Boobie
So spread the dissing round, oh yeah