I am watching one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I'd heard it was bad, but nothing could have quite prepared me for what I'm seeing - it is called Endless Love, and seems to exist only so that Mr. Zefferelli can show young teenage boys naked or in very tight shorts. Miss Shields, of course, has a body double. But Mr. Zefferelli is not interested in Miss Shields, if you get my meaning. Horrifying. And Tom Cruise, with his voice at least an octave above where it is today, and in very tight jeans shorts, well, it must be seen to be believed. I'm quite certain that Mr. Zefferelli was very involved in the costume selections for the young teenage boys, if you get my meaning.