THINGS I LEARNED FROM WATCHING 16 MOVIES RELEASED BY CROWN INTERNATIONAL PICTURES:
1. All high school seniors are at least 22 years old.
2. No matter what is happening or how many people are around, if there is a telephone in the shot, it will ring.
3. No one who owns a convertible ever puts up the top.
4. If you put blue cellophane on your sliding glass doors, everyone will think it's night time.
5. If you are a female, you must remove ALL of your clothes to wash your face and/or brush your hair.
6. The girl with the smallest breasts will die first.
7. Men's plaid suits should be double breasted and worn with pastel shirts and BIG KNOTTED ties.
8. Beautiful women shower at least six times a day....especially when they have company or are expecting gentleman callers ANY minute.
9. There is no such thing as inappropriate music. All music fits any situation.
10. At least one person appearing in a supporting role will have the same last name as one of the producers, and this person will wear the BEST clothes in the movie.