I drove to the gasoline station to get my newspaper. Some drizzle and cooler temperatures, but not as cold as predicted.
As I paid for my newspaper, the clerk said, "I have to ask you something, I just have to ask."
So I said, "Okay."
She said: "What do you have to do to get to be Mayor of Gasburg?"
I said: "I don't know."
She said: "Oh, that's not you?"
I said: "No......."
She said: "It must be another PT Cruiser that has that license plate on the front."
I said: "Must be. But my guess is that it's an appointed rather than elected position."