My friend Charlie just sent me a funny joke. It seems that George Bush has been quite worried about becoming a better president, and three nights ago, Thomas Jefferson appeared to him in his dreams.
"President Jefferson," he asked, "what can I do to be a better president?"
"Observe the Constitution, George, observe the Constitution," was Jefferson's response.
The next night he dreamed that Franklin Roosevelt came to him.
"President Franklin," he asked, "what can I do to be a better president?"
"Listen to the people, George, listen to the people," was FDR's response.
Last night, Abraham Lincoln appeared in his dreams.
"President Lincoln," he asked, "what can I do to be a better president?"
Lincoln thought for a bit and said, "well, you could go to the theatre . . ."