I am sitting here at my computer with the song THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE running through my head.. again and again. Last year, when I was on my cruise with Oceana Cruises, I spent a great deal of time in the computer room (you guys might remember my e-mails). The two gentlemen who ran the Computer Room were both very nice and very helpful. They were both (I believe) from India. One of them was hoping for something more than just my computer buisness.
Anyway, they taught a lot of classes during our 10 day cruise. On my next to last night onboard, I asked one of the men to make me a backup copy of my photos; just in case something should happen that I would lose the memory card. When I went to pick up the disk, the younger of the two men who was helping me that day took me over to their corner of the room that they used for their office. I was looking at all of the things they had for sale, including a four disc PhotoShop 5.0. I asked him if that was the entire PhotoShop 5.0 program, which he assured me it was. I bought it, brought it home, and promptly put it in a drawer and forgot about it.
This week I moved some shirts around and came upon my four disc set, so I decided to download it and play around with it this weekend. Well, guess what I actually bought! A four-disc tutorial on how to use PHotoShop 5.0. It does not however, contain the program PhotoShop 5.0.