I just got this list from Alex Rybeck who got it from Craig Renshaw, who got it from Andrew Peterson who got it from Sarah Fletcher. God knows who started it, but since it's the TOD:
Christmas songs for the psychiatrically challenged:
Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder - We three kings disoriented are
Amnesia - I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas
Narcissistic - Hark, the herald angels sing about me
Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and . . .
Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to get me
Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of roasting on an open fire
Personality Disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . .
Agoraphobia - I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn't leave my house
Autistic - Jingle Bell Rock and rock and rock and rock . . .
Senile Dementia - Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house
Social Anxiety Disorder - Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate