Well, there's always the reunion show to think about...plus we can hike up merchandise prices when we finally get back on stage together.
At least a $5 price mark-up on all t-shirts, with a potential 2% mark-up on double-disc cast recordings.
And, to avoid conflict with whose name precedes the other on the marquee, I propose we have a spinning marquee...one side reads "The Jason and Cason Show," the other reads "The Cason and Jason Show." Equal billing all around.
Of course, that would require all merchandising to be either double printed or to alternate "Jason/Cason" and "Cason/Jason." Due to royalty costs, however, I'm afraid we may not be able to use either of our likenesses on novelty items such as mugs, keychains, magnets, mousepads, tote bags, umbrellas, buttons, dog tags or aprons, but our likenesses can and will be used on all display items, including but not limited to windowcards, billboards, souvenir programs (front cover: Jason/Cason, back cover: Cason/Jason, or vice-versa, per the agreement reached by our legal representatives) and all advertising.
Our people will be in touch.