And if Johnny Depp ever plays Barbra playing Carol
(to clarify after Ron's post below, Depp would play Mrs. L, a cross between Mrs. Dolly Levi and Mrs. Nellie Lovett):
Louis:
Well, hello
Mrs L:
Look who's here!
Louis:
Nellie, this is Louis
Mrs. L:
Hello, Louis!
Louis:
Nellie, It's so nice to have you here where you belong
Mrs. L:
I am so glad to be here!
Louis:
You're lookin' swell,
Mrs. L:
Thank you, Louis!
Louis:
Nellie, I can tell
Mrs. L:
Does it show?
Louis:
Nellie
You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
You're still
BOTH:
Oom . . . goin' strong
Louis:
I feel the room swayin'
And that man's slayin'
One of our old favorite chums from way back when
Mrs. L:
I remember him
Louis:
so,
Mrs. L:
I'm gonna flavor him
Louis:
Show some flair, fellas, find her an empty chair, yeah!
BOTH:
Nellie'll never go avay again . . .