Topic: ANGST (Read 16795 times)

Laura · « **Reply #120 on:** May 03, 2009, 03:55:13 PM »

I do not have anything to say today .

FJL · « **Reply #121 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:12:45 PM »

Will I reach my new plateau today, I wonder

Jennifer · « **Reply #122 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:21:52 PM »

I am looking forward to tonight's TAR. But crazily enough i'm looking forward to CELEBRITY APPRENTICE just as much.

I was at lunch yesterday with a bunch of kids (aged 8, 9, 12, 13). And they all watch AMAZING RACE (who knew?). Anyhow all 4 of them had the same favorite team (brother/sister). i thought that was weird. But when i told my mom she was wondering if it was because they are all filipino and the brother/sister are asian (she was thinking maybe they related to chinese as being close to them??).

Last night i went to an interesting birthday party. My family was invited to all filipino party for my brother-in-law's mother. I cannot believe how many filipino people she (his mother) knows. There were like 55 there and that is not even half her friends! The guy who runs the filipino paper was there taking lots of pics. For some strange reason i thought it would be fun to be in the paper. But i don't think he took any pics of me. But he did take a lot of my niece and my sister's niece and nephew. So i'll have to find some way to see if they are in the paper!

Jennifer · « **Reply #123 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:23:12 PM »

I am very behind on watching tv. In addition to tonight's show, i have many from last week.

Jennifer · « **Reply #124 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:33:14 PM »

For those fans of NBC's MEDIUM, CHUCK and LIFE:

It looks like the first 2 will be picked up for next season (should find out 100% tomorrow).

But LIFE is almost suredly dead. A shame. I like the other 2 shows (MEDIUM is my fav of the 3). But i really liked LIFE. Sad.

Cillaliz · « **Reply #125 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:04:10 PM »

Quote from: TCB on May 03, 2009, 10:37:14 AM

Today I am going to see a production of THE PRODUCERS. This is not DR Jose's production or DR JMK's production. We seem to have another pandemic in the works.

The Sioux City Community Theater did The Producers a couple months ago. Pandemic is right!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #126 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:05:04 PM »

It seems DR Laura enchanted a Blue Jay and sent him to my wall beside my feeding staions to complain of the lack of food - it's been about 10 days.

I filled the lot while I listened to lots of scolding from the trees. I was barely inside before the parade started:

der Brucer

td · « **Reply #127 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:05:51 PM »

Quote from: DAW on May 03, 2009, 03:05:58 PM

Quote from: td on May 03, 2009, 02:18:06 PM
I pull out THE SOUND OF MUSIC

Is that what you're calling it these days?

If you could only hear it, you'd call it that, too!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #128 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:06:09 PM »

Then Along came Woody (to inspect and plunder):

der Brucer

bk · « **Reply #129 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:06:58 PM »

Five little pages sitting all alone
Where is the sixth page - the answer is unknown
Where is the seventh page - will we ever know
Five little pages - only two to go

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #130 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:08:04 PM »

Rocky finally turned up to see what was going on:

And the poor little Nuthatch wondered what was left for the little guys:

der Brucer

FJL · « **Reply #131 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:17:09 PM »

I could post the latest version of "So Much butter" just to fill space.

FJL · « **Reply #132 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:17:16 PM »

Or not.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #133 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:17:32 PM »

It seems I owe our esteemed bk an apology:

not four hours after I took him to task for complaining about the media exagerating the flu situtation than Geraldo Rivera took to Fox News and brayed on and on about the "pandemic" that was raging across our land! And ever since, on all channels, there has been a near unrelenting drumbeat of exageration.

Of course there are now those who maintain that the situation is, in fact, much worse, and that the federal Government is hiding the truth.

der Brucer

FJL · « **Reply #134 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:18:42 PM »

Wouldn't EAGERLY BLONDE have been a possible porn film name in the 1970"s?

Cillaliz · « **Reply #135 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:19:12 PM »

Today has been a busy day. I tried on all my clothes and sorted out the clothes that are now too big. I put the fat clothes in bags and they are in my car waiting to go to Good Will. I was happy to discover that with the clothes I bought yesterday, I'm pretty much set for summer. I forgot that I kept my favorites last time I grew out of them, so there in my spare bedroom closet were all kinds of things that fit me. YeaH!

Then I mowed the yard, put in the garden and am doing laundry as I watch TAR. So if I haven't been posting, that's why

FJL · « **Reply #136 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:19:56 PM »

Ooh, der B is close to a plateau as well

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #137 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:20:41 PM »

Quote from: FJL on May 03, 2009, 05:17:09 PM

I could post the latest version of "So Much butter" just to fill space.

Is it a song about a frisky goat?

der Brucer

FJL · « **Reply #138 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:58:19 PM »

Der B - Depends on your point of view. It's yet another draft of the parody from Lethally Blonde: The Paula Dean Fable

(yet another draft parody of "So Much Better", since it's such a slow news day anyway)

The healthy food they’d cooked
Hoping you’d get hooked
On their boring cuisine
But now here’s a party gal
Who’s a foodie’s pal
And it’s me, Paula Dean

Food nuts have turned their kitchens inside out looking for their next hit show
But now this zaftig gal stood pat and made some dough!
Whoa!

Since viewers like a fatter hide
Take ‘em for a triglycer-ride
‘Cause now when I bake
I use nothing that’s fake
And my ratings just grow

I’ve got a trademark made of gold
Fellas won’t mind much more to hold
I use so much butter
On my show

Honey they’d been obsessed
You’d been watercressed
‘Til you found ‘em all bland
Now they see a pound or two
Plus a poofy do
Can come off kinda grand

Hon, when Ellie Krieger baked a cake on her show last Tuesday night
They just laughed when she used only Fleischman’s Light
Get this right

Gonna use butter by the stick
No phony fat for this here chick
Be real to be hot
So ready or not
Time to grow with the flow

When I buy butter by the tub
These days people love a funny zhlub
And now there is so much butter
Your heart will flutter
It’s OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-Oh-brutter!
I’ve got so much butter on my show!

(She’s got so much butter on her show!
She’s got so much butter on her show!)

Blue cheese salad, hold the greens
I’ll show them what eatin’ means
Please don’t hold the mayo, hon
And no, not the low-fat one
Burger on a donut’s great
All the fixin’s, s’il vous plate

Diet always starts with die
So I’ll go on lovin’ my

Butter by the stick
That is my cool iconic shtick
Come on, top that chard
With a helping of lard
Heap it on like a pro
Oh-oh

And now my show’s a big fat hit
Those undernourished shmoes just spit
We’ve got so much butter -

No skimming the top off chicken stock
We put lots of Crisco in our wok
No E.V.O.O.
Though our tushies will grow
Crisco gives you a glow
Go! Go!

I slather cream on black and whites
I look cherubic in my tights

And yes, I’ve got so much butter
Your valves will shutter
The A.M.A.’s gonna spit and sputter

I’ve got so much butter
I’ve got so much butter
I’ve got so much butter
On my show!

FJL · « **Reply #139 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:00:47 PM »

Two people I spoke to whom I considered "in the know" knew neither Paula Dean nor Legally Blonde's score

FJL · « **Reply #140 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:01:16 PM »

Will i never hit 14000?

FJL · « **Reply #141 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:01:42 PM »

I mean, what's taking me so long?

FJL · « **Reply #142 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:02:22 PM »

Oy, and George not here to capture the moment!

Michael · « **Reply #143 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:06:34 PM »

DR ELMOORE

I was watching a NBC Dateline and they had a investigation about lotteries and right at the end of the program (it may have been only a few seconds) but there was a person that looked very much like you.

Was I right?

elmore3003 · « **Reply #144 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:09:35 PM »

Quote from: Michael S on May 03, 2009, 06:06:34 PM

DR ELMOORE

I was watching a NBC Dateline and they had a investigation about lotteries and right at the end of the program (it may have been only a few seconds) but there was a person that looked very much like you.

Was I right?

Possibly. I bought a lottery ticket last week and there was a cameraman in the bodega. I thought no more about it. Hmmmm.

MBarnum · « **Reply #145 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:12:48 PM »

I always figured if DR Elmore was on the news it would be for a much more exciting story.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #146 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:18:47 PM »

I went to nbc.com and watched the clip. They were definitely in my bodega; there's a shot outside the market at the corner of 82nd and Amsterdam and several interior shots inside.. I did not see myself, though.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #147 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:19:26 PM »

Quote from: MBarnum on May 03, 2009, 06:12:48 PM

I always figured if DR Elmore was on the news it would be for a much more exciting story.

I always expect to end up on the front page for killing you whenever you come to visit.

DAW · « **Reply #148 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:26:21 PM »

Congratulations to DR FJL on attaining his lofty new perch!!!

What is it, fish?

DAW · « **Reply #149 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:27:36 PM »

I am singing at a black tie gala in a few weeks. I'm going to perform "I Was Here" from The Glorious Ones and will be part of a quartet singing "Standing On the Corner" from The Most Happy Fella.

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